Cerveza
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Joined 10-09-08, id: 1712094, Profile Updated: 03-21-14
Author has written 15 stories for Naruto.

Girl.
Indonesian.
Glasses.
Substitutes reality with imagination.

Here to practice on my rudimentary writing skill and English, which is not even my second language.

I come and I go... so don't expect frequent updates from me. Sorry. :l

Anyway, thanks for dropping by.

Cerveza

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An Unexpected Call by RebellionInDreamland reviews
After an unusually terrible day, Mindy's sliver lining comes in the form of a call from Dave. [Rated for language and Mindy's imagination]
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
like liquid starlight by wordbends reviews
Too many nights away from home. — Naruto/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Through a Looking Glass by Sapsorrow86 reviews
He becomes enamoured with the woman in the mirror. Except she's not real and he can't keep her.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Revelator by robot iconography reviews
In the wake of the events of the film, Natasha and Clint take some time to recalibrate. Title from the song of the same name by Gillian Welch.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Super Awesome and Totally Original Akatsuki Fic by WhatEvenMan reviews
A parody of all Akatsuki Yaoi themed fanfiction. It just seems to be the same thing over and over again. WARNING: I SAID YAOI THEMED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
Mitani's Bride by IDespiseTragedy reviews
To some, it was love at the first sight. To others, love took years to realize.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011 - [Y. Mitani, M. Kaneko] - Complete
Tainted Snow by Tempestt reviews
Castiel retrieves his sword from that naughty demon Meg. Tag to 6X10 Caged Heat.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Castiel, Meg - Complete
Self–Satisfied by manhattan martini reviews
Tagaki's first night after the discussion arc. — TagakiKaya
Bakuman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Takagi A., Kaya M. - Complete
Library by Bainaku reviews
Haruka insists that there's more to do in a library than study. Warning: lemon-y, or some other nearby citrus variant!
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Michiru K./Sailor Neptune - Complete
His and Hers by robot iconography reviews
Post-IM2. A series of firsts.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Two Kinds of Ice Cream by VR Trakowski reviews
Life always holds surprises. Happy/Natasha
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2010 - H. Hogan/Happy - Complete
Hollow by beyondwonder reviews
It’s 2014 and Dean is in for a rude awakening. Missing scenes from 5.04 Dean/Jo – Angst – NC17
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,495 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Dean W., Jo H. - Complete
Friends In High Places by LittleFairy78 reviews
Dean had imagined a lot of different scenarios about hell. But he hadn't quite imagined it to be like this. Especially he hadn't imagined so much paperwork to be involved...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,987 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Dean W. - Complete
Killing Crookshanks by undercloakkept reviews
Ron accidentally kills Crookshanks. He swears he didn't mean to! WARNING: Situational comedy with major character death, though temporary & fictional. Only to be read by the reasonably mature and those capable of enjoying an irreverent laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Mania by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, LightMisa] There are lots of things about Misa that Light tolerates; there are some things that he won't.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Light Y., Misa A. - Complete
Worth The Aggravation by NessieGG reviews
AU, KibaIno. Story 5 of the New York Society Series. Supermodel Ino Yamanaka comes home to New York and learns that her protection has been placed in the hands of promising cop Kiba Inuzuka and his dog. But the arrangement may not be so bad after all...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Recycling by yasuhei reviews
[Oneshot] The world moved on while Sasuke slept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 327 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Place by IrisEclipsed reviews
[PeinBlue] [PeinKonan] She questions her place but he seems to know exactly where she should be. [Oneshot] [For PeinBlue Contest]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
What's the Worst That Could Happen? by Legendary Legacy reviews
Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Dogflower by desolate butterfly reviews
[InoKiba] If you asked Ino why she was with Kiba, she would tell you about the sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
To Catch a Fox by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruHina, fluff] After dating Naruto for more than a year, Hinata is ready to take their relationship to the next level. Now if only she could figure out how to tell him that...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Big Brother by SwordSwallower17 reviews
On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Sheryl Hoover helps her son with a project.
Little Miss Sunshine - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lady Luck by P.L. Wynter reviews
Never cross Lady Luck. In response to the Dumb Monsters challenge. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Do There Embrace by Annwyd reviews
Even if the rest of the Leaf doesn't understand, Naruto and Sakura know that Sasuke isn't gone...he's just beneath. [Rated for dark sex]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Family Business by Silverlight reviews
Tenten and Lee discover Neji's deepest, darkest secret. Not all things are what they seem to be...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/29/2005
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,852 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Translucent Symphony reviews
NaruHina. AU, present-day. They met at a standstill. She was a wreck until he came along and taught her to fall in love with the snow.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Byrne reviews
NaruHina. If it's going to end, then let it end in flames.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Strange Bedfellow reviews
Sometimes Kakashi still found it surprising to find the dango-eating monster sleeping next to him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Kakashi H., Anko M. - Complete
Imparting Wisdom reviews
When Naruto turned to Iruka for romantic advice, he didn't realize that his former sensei was facing a girl problem of his own. NarutoIruka friendship fluff, with bits of NaruHina thrown in.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Ayame - Complete
Ichiraku Monogatari reviews
Set several years after the series. Follow the lives of the next generation of Konohagakure in their adolescence. One thing's for sure, it all started on Ichiraku, the only place that serves ramen with a very special ingredients: love.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Ayame
Plasticine reviews
AnkoKaka. He was her toy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Distinctive Approach reviews
GaaMatsu, ficlet. Women sure are frustrating.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
Cache reviews
KakaAnko. A shameless drabble. He was supposed to meet his new students for the first time that morning...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Kakashi H., Anko M. - Complete
Scent reviews
KibaIno. Kiba isn't a big fan of flowers. Blame Ino for that. Too bad he just can't seem to get her off his mind.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
Elle Petite reviews
NaruHina. He found her. He finally found her. Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Communication reviews
MinaKushi. Drabble one-shot. Non-verbal interactions speak best. Trust them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Platonic reviews
NaruSaku. They've been friends. Nothing more and nothing less. Right? "Friends don't kiss, Naruto."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Farsa reviews
In the midst of all pretenses, still Hinata prays. But for now, maybe that's just the best thing she has.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Faux reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura doesn't care if he's not breathing, as long as he's with her. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gummy reviews
SasuSaku. "How could you be so irresponsible, leaving it lying around? You should have put it somewhere safe!" "How should I know he was going to eat it? It's obviously not a candy."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete