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Joined 10-09-08, id: 1712322, Profile Updated: 04-01-13
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Please note: the profile below is no longer valid. I do not really concern myself with hp world anymore (sad I know) but have left these wafflings up for nostalgia :) and also in the hope that one day I will get into it again.

Good Day!

This a new account and so I've only written the first fan fic (Crossing the Line) I warn you, it is Drarry and of course Boyxboy so if you it's not quite your cup of tea just don't read.

What could you possibly want to know about me? Hmmm...

I'm a slave to my reviewers whims

I don't review half as much as I should.

I rarely read In-Progress stories, I don't like to wait.

Harry/Ginny bores me to tears.

I remember the good old days, before the films, when Draco was a hell of alot sexier than Tom Felton.

I'm still waiting for J.K. to publish another book in which Draco and Harry declare their love for each other.

I devour anything fantastical or out of the ordinary.

I have four other FF acounts and laugh when someone reviews two stories by me unknowingly.

I'm English, and have the accent to match. It's actually a curse.

Every birthday I pray for a Hogwarts letter although I am far past 11 years old.

I despise stories written in the present tense, with one exception.

I cried when Dumbledore and Snape died...

But not for Dobby...(although it was sad)

I have no pity for those who complain about spoilers, just read the fricking book already then!

Although the fith book was ruined for me by a stupid git.

I write when I should be doing other, drastically important things.

I cannot draw. At all. But if I could the pictures would no doubt be stunning.

I laugh at innapropriate times, at innapropriate things.

I vow to one day write a book.

I swear wizards do exist...

I'm still searching for a fanfic that matches the pictures in my head

I welcome any fanfic suggestions.

I laugh whenever anyone says 'You-Know-Who' not referring to Voldemort.

I reply to all reviews I can.

I HATE overdone Angst, unless its sweet and results in some good romantic fluff.

I try and hex people regularly, it never works.

I find myself unable to re-read any HP books since at any mention of Draco Malfoy I go crazy and am then dissapointed by the lack of Drarry.

I have great trouble with my profile since it always seems so bloody lame as I read over it.

I get annoyed when I see 99 people have read my story today and yet not one of them reviewed.

I am a review whore.

I almost always sign off..

Classical Conundrum

Writer, Reader, Pidgeon Feeder

You know you've taken Harry Potter too far when:

get fanfiction cravings

have, at some point in your life, drawn a scar on your forehead

have the words Dumbledore, McGonagall, Quidditch, Expelliarmus (and other wizardy words) in your M Word

4. You actually try and cast spells with sticks

quote the books/films whenever you can

challenge people to a duel

have a house scarf (I don't..but I WANT ONE)

go through the books trying to find secrets

get excited when anyone mentions Kings Cross and hope to one day find THAT wall...been there.

have dressed up as a character from Harry Potter

're sure that one day you will get a Hogwarts letter

've tried to apparate

If four or more of these apply to you post this in your profile

Coming Soon!
A new fantastic (hopefully) Snamione story! Abundant in sexual tension, general smexiness and, of course, Snape/Hermione situations that I dream of regularly...There may even be a plot you can follow! Miracles do happen =D

Look out for it.

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When You Touch Me by Steppenwoelfin reviews
Severus Snape is forced to marry a mute Harry Potter, who has lost his voice after his latest clash with Voldemort. It is through touch, in many senses, that Severus and Harry slowly get to know each other...Chapter 47 (Notification) posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 72,674 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 3,238 - Follows: 4,426 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Pillars of Fire by tripodion reviews
Sherlock returns to London, to 221B, but he returns alone. With no body, he's left wondering, but with no John, he's left alone. He's heard that soldiers coming back from war have a hard time readjusting. He had no idea it hurt this much. And on top of it all, John's former employers are about to come calling. Sequel to 'Eosophobia'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,557 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sherlock H.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12928 - Favs: 13,847 - Follows: 7,704 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That Damn Owl by WC43 reviews
A very drarry Christmas to all! Oh, and the puns continue. To avoid giving away valuable plot points, it's another story of shenanigans, detention, more shenanigans, lurve. Crack, pure and simple. 'Tis the Season! Pigwidgeon makes his ff debut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
More Behind the Eyes by Sacharissa Donerail reviews
Harry wonders what Snape sees when he looks at him. The answer is not what he expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Slytherin's Dastardly Plans by Wayward Awesome reviews
The mind of a Slytherin may be considered 'evil' and somewhat 'nefarious', and in some cases almost 'diabolical', but, damn, do they come up with some great plans! HarryxDraco Slash! Rated for later chapters...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,165 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two Lockets by Acid and Sinick reviews
Harry, Snape, and the grim old house that keeps its secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,185 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dying Flames by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry Potter lost the war and was tossed in Azkaban, he was slightly surprised when Voldemort introduced him to his new cellmate...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,903 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2466 - Favs: 3,806 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
April Fools by grave-walker reviews
Sequel to Happy Valentines Day Harry. It's April Fool's day and the Gryffindor boys plus Draco...and Hermione issue a challenge, Who is the greatest prankster? HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mind Over Matter by nat rulz reviews
Harry never was good at potions. Ron never was good at controlling his temper. Draco never was good at shutting his mouth. A potion pairing by the HarryHating Snape only ends up brewing trouble. slash! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,971 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Magic Box by grave-walker reviews
After destroying Snape's potion supply Harry and Draco are accidentally telaported into a small box. Will Hermioinie and Ron find Harry before i't too late? Will Harry and Draco admit their true feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,754 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crossing the Line reviews
TWO Head Boys?...Harry and Draco thought Dumbledore was screwed up already but now they have to share a bed as well? Our two favourite boys are in a pickle, fate will prevail! Smexiness included, DM/HP YAY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,739 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.