Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Fifty Shades Trilogy.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
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My name is Sarah
I must be stupid
I wish I were better
I can't speak at all
When I awake
When my mommy does come
Don't make a sound!
I hear him curse
I try and hide
He finds me weeping
He slaps me and hits me
He's already locked it
I fall to the floor
"I'm sorry!" I scream
The hurt and the pain
And he finally stops
My name is Sarah
Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP!!
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This is the ultimate test! Grab a piece of paper and get started!
1.) There is a busy street and an orphan is standing on one side of the road, and the orphan's parents are on the other. How does the orphan cross the road to get to his/her parents?
2.) There is a one-story-house and everything in the house is green. The rug, the TV, the phone, the sink, the bathroom, the dog, the walls, everything. What color are the stairs?
3.) There are three pine trees. If the wind is blowing them north then what way are the leaves blowing?
4.) How many words make up Webster's Dictionary?
5.) A widow's husband is very ill, and she doesn't have enough money to pay the medical bills. What can she do?
6.) What do you put in a toaster?
7.) What do cows drink?
8.) If Singular wireless called you and told you that you have been on your home phone for 24 hours and they want the money for the bill now, what would you do?
9.) You have two coins in your pocket that make up 35 cents. One isn't a quarter. What are the 2 coins?
10.) There are three words in the dictionary that end in -gry. One is angry. Another is hungry. What is the third word
1.) Orphans don't have parents.
2.) It is a one-story-house. There are no stairs.
3.) Pine trees don't have leaves, they have pine cones.
4.) Two words: 1. Webster's 2. Dictionary
5.) Widows don't have husbands.
6.) You put bread in a toaster. If you said toast, that is what the bread becomes after being in the toaster, toasted.
7.) They drink water. Not milk.
8.) Cingular wireless is a cellular phone company. Why would they care how long you talked on your home phone?
9.) A quarter and a dime. If one isn't a quarter, than the other has to be.
10.) The third word is what. When I said what is the third word, I was stating a fact as in the word what is the third word
Ah, tha's better
Now to get something to eat!
What do I feel like?
(Opens the fridge)
Ah! Just what I need!
(Grabs the food)
(BEEP BEEP BEEP)
WHAT THE FUC-!!
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