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Joined 10-09-08, id: 1712425, Profile Updated: 12-30-08
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Fifty Shades Trilogy.

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

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My name is Sarah
I am but three
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see

I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
And not so ugly
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long

When I awake
I am all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I'm starting to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP!!

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This is the ultimate test! Grab a piece of paper and get started!
Don't cheat and when you're done, be sure to post this on your profile!

1.) There is a busy street and an orphan is standing on one side of the road, and the orphan's parents are on the other. How does the orphan cross the road to get to his/her parents?

2.) There is a one-story-house and everything in the house is green. The rug, the TV, the phone, the sink, the bathroom, the dog, the walls, everything. What color are the stairs?

3.) There are three pine trees. If the wind is blowing them north then what way are the leaves blowing?

4.) How many words make up Webster's Dictionary?

5.) A widow's husband is very ill, and she doesn't have enough money to pay the medical bills. What can she do?

6.) What do you put in a toaster?

7.) What do cows drink?

8.) If Singular wireless called you and told you that you have been on your home phone for 24 hours and they want the money for the bill now, what would you do?

9.) You have two coins in your pocket that make up 35 cents. One isn't a quarter. What are the 2 coins?

10.) There are three words in the dictionary that end in -gry. One is angry. Another is hungry. What is the third word


1.) Orphans don't have parents.

2.) It is a one-story-house. There are no stairs.

3.) Pine trees don't have leaves, they have pine cones.

4.) Two words: 1. Webster's 2. Dictionary

5.) Widows don't have husbands.

6.) You put bread in a toaster. If you said toast, that is what the bread becomes after being in the toaster, toasted.

7.) They drink water. Not milk.

8.) Cingular wireless is a cellular phone company. Why would they care how long you talked on your home phone?

9.) A quarter and a dime. If one isn't a quarter, than the other has to be.

10.) The third word is what. When I said what is the third word, I was stating a fact as in the word what is the third word

Short story)

Ah, tha's better

Now to get something to eat!

What do I feel like?

(Opens the fridge)

Ah! Just what I need!

(Grabs the food)

(Opens mouth)





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Amanda by itachi's-worst-nightmare reviews
Alice is pregnant! With a baby! How did this happen? What will happen? Find out in this one of a kind Fanfiction, Amanda. Jasper Alice and vis versa.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Bella and Edward are grandparents? What? by darkmoon177 reviews
Several years after Breaking Dawn. Little Renesmee who is not so little anymore comes back home with a huge surprise for her parents and the rest of the Cullens.....PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! All Bella's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,896 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008
Baby Days by DelilahTCullen reviews
OK, so this is the sequel to BabyBella. Hmmm, seems easy...taking care of a baby, right? But, it's Edward...well, this will prove very interesting....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,208 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Smiling Through the Pain by taylorjeanjn reviews
“Rosalie? It’s Bella. Please. You have to help me.” I was whispering as low as I possibly could, and speaking quickly; a habit that I had when I was nervous. There was a brief pause on the other end of the line... Book 2 in Breaking Dawn from BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 60,072 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Cullen IMing! by JBizz reviews
What happens when a house full of psycho vamps and 3 werewolves get IM? Well lots happens. *Crash* Uh oh time to run. Esme is gonna kill you guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 24,546 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Twilight Secrets by DahliaLilly reviews
The untold secrets of the Cullens and other Twilight Characters
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Emmett
Are You Ready For a Miracle? by WhyDidIWriteThis reviews
Well Edward and Bella certainly weren't ready for Renesme but what if little Nessie was more human. This is Breaking Dawn as it would have been if Bella had a normal pregancy and gave birth to an 'almost normal' baby. Enjoy ExB fluff is bound to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,242 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cullen Family Rules by Blue Trumpeter reviews
rules made specifically for each member of the cullen family. funny. review and give me some ideas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Alice, Emmett
I'm Holding Out For Edward Cullen by eclipsed heart reviews
A few summers after Harry's 7th year, he and Ginny are back together. But then, while visiting a Muggle bookstore, Ginny discovers a book called Twilight, and inevitably falls for Edward Cullen... Big-time Twilight allusion. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
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Fifty Shades Messed Up reviews
What if Ana didn't immediately forgive Christian after the night he went overboard with punishment and she left? May be boosted to M later.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
The Common Room
What happens when Harry and Ron are left alone? M for lemony goodness. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
15 Things Mike Newton isnt Allowed to Do reviews
Title says it all. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Mike - Complete
Rules for Nessie and Jake dating reviews
name says it all pretty shor cuz i got writers block. rated t cuz im paranoid
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Surprise reviews
what happened to make everyone want to kill jake? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
21 Things Alice is not allowed to do reviews
title says it all. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Alice - Complete
12 Things Jasper is not allowed to do reviews
Title says it all. R&R. just got bored
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Jasper - Complete
25 Things Emmet is not allowed to do reviews
Title says it all. First fic. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Emmett - Complete