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Author has written 3 stories for Bones, and NCIS.

I haven't actually update this thing in awhile and since I'm not really in the mood to do my reading for my Progressive Era class, I figured I'd update.

I'm a graduate student studing applied history (basically that's any applications of history--archives, museums, historic preservation, etc). Most of the time it's pretty interesting, but there are definitly eras that I'm just not that interested in and I'm finding that the Progressive Era is one of them.

As a grad student I have very little time for television. I manage to actually watch three shows a week--Bones, NCIS and the Mentalist. Other than that I may have the TV on, but it's highly unlikely I'm watching it.

Out of all the characters on those shows I probably relate best to Temperance Brennan. Really smart, hard worker, but not quite with it when it comes to the real world. I was saying "I don't know what that means" long before she came around. I've gotten a little better (my best friend usually plays the Angela to my Bones) but just when I feel I might be catching up something new comes along and it takes me six months to a year to figure out what anyone is talking about.

One thing I do love though, is quoting TV shows. Of course I can only quote the ones I watch, but quote them I do. Some of my favorites are:

"Jesus is not a zombie"

"Glug Glug Woohoo!"

"Just because I have breasts doesn't mean I have magical powers over infants." (I have actually managed to use this one in a conversation)

"I want you to get federal on his ass!"

"I have a puckish side that will not be denied."

"Betcha five bucks Tony does the chair toss technique"
"Ten he switches to strong silent"
"Nah, twenty he's gonna do the picture tear."

"Like some species of frog I grow what I need."

"Relax, Quick Draw. We're Feds."
"Yeah? Which agency?"
"Never heard of it."
"Naval Criminal Investigative Service."
"Never heard of it!"
"You never actually get used to it. You think you will, but you never do."

"You who won't share a Krispy Kreme donut is going to give up a kidney?"

"There's no business like Cho business."

Any way, I think that's enough demonstration of my memory retention when it come to random TV quotes. Don't you?

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Red Shoes by alien09 reviews
Nominated for 2009 NCIS Fanfiction Award! Please see inside for Author's Note. Ensemble with NCIS. Canon couples.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 53,006 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
The continuation of What may come to pass by Gaia 479 reviews
This is the story that was originally intended to be a dream while Booth was in a Coma, but I have decided that an 'alternate reality' is better! Part two ends... Disclaimer: Bones belongs to it's original Creators. It's their clay, but my mold.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,909 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Are You Smarter than a Serial Killer? by bookwormlady reviews
Takes place following "The Bone that Blew." Brennan and the squints are after a serial killer who taunts her with notes left with the victims. When Booth is targeted next, the gang only has 48 hours to solve the case. Can they find the killer in time?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,312 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Holding Onto The Hero by BnBfanatic reviews
This is more of a revised/extended scene to the "Hero In The Hold" epi, rather than a tag or missing" scene. I added the ending I think we would have rather seen, and extended it to a few days after his rescue. Story cont'd in sequel: Mistaken Identity.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,748 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
We Are Legend by ElocinMuse reviews
We are immune. We are the last humans. She is the final hope. I am her guardian. REPOST. BB eventually. Crossover, but not really.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 110,121 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Body of Evidence by LeahElizabeth reviews
The Jeffersonian gang is pushed to their limits and is in danger with a serial killer. Will Feature: Booth/Bones, Angela/Hodgins, Sweets, Zack, Cam, Caroline, Parker, with special interns: Vincent and Daisy.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 79,945 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - S. Booth, L. Sweets - Complete
Personal Favour by bonesmad reviews
Brennan hasnt a clue what she's getting herself into when she agrees to go with Booth to a Booth family gathering...
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,198 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
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Who Cares if We Said No Presents reviews
Just a short little one-shot of Tony and Ziva exchanging gifts. Minor TIVA but not really.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Save Me reviews
Sequel to "Marry Me." It's time to plan the wedding!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,597 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Marry Me reviews
Set in the future, Booth and Brennan are in an established relationship. Booth decides to try to convince Brennan of all the "logical" reasons they should get married.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,262 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete