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Joined 10-09-08, id: 1712471, Profile Updated: 06-14-11
Author has written 13 stories for Twilight.

About Me: I cartwheeled into fanfic and discovered that I really like this whole writing gig. However, don't think I'm X type of author. My stories are all so different. Like, if you dislike one, don't assume you'll dislike another, and so on--the same goes if you actually like one. I bounce among genres in order to keep my insanity contained to a pendulum swing. Also, I think I'm funny. Hah.

Awards:

Holy cowz... Sin and Incivility won an Indie for Best Fic by an Author We Know and Love. Banner here.

Candle won a (double) Eddie for Judge's and People's Choices for Best Novel-Length AU. Banner here.

Yay! I've been nommed for a bunch of Bellies, otherwise. Nymph, for a. best comedy b. use of inanimate object (gnome). Candle a. Darkward b. banner (thanks to AG)

What I Like to Read:

I deleted my favorites list in favor of a formal, organized rec list.

My Twilight rec list is here.
My Harry Potter rec list is here.
My Star Trek Reboot (2009/XI) list is here.

Links:

TwiFicPimps Podcast - Filled with recs and funny.
Indie Fic Pimp - Regular Recs.
The Eddies and Bellies - Largest awards in the fandom.
A Different Forest, a Twilight Community - Huge fansite/community
My Live Journal
My Twitter!
I wrote an author's blog for Edwardville here.

NEWS:The final chapter of YN is being beta'd. After that, there's an epilogue, and wa-la!

Thank you all for your wonderful reviews!

Pastiche


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Yesternight reviews
A trip to Mexico leaves Carlisle and Edward captured by Maria's coven. Edward wants to hate Jasper, the coven's lieutenant, but... emotions are not -his- talent. Slash. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,124 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Red Geraniums reviews
Carlisle Cullen wakes up with a man in his bed. Winner in the Carlward contest. Very "adult." A/H. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Written on a Cloud reviews
Before Alice even knew herself, she knew Jasper. She knew his face, his eyes, the way he looked before the hunt. The only thing she didn't know was how to find him. A collaboration with Americnxidiot for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,892 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Random JasperEdward oneshots reviews
New Entry #4: The Kinsey Scale: Edward is madly in love with his roommate-who is not gay. ...or is he? Edward decides he detests pop psychology. A tale of botched seduction, cocktail confetti, subway songs, and dour uncles. AH. Funny porn, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,952 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Motorcycles reviews
From NM: "The anger was what I wanted to hear—false, fabricated evidence that he cared, a dubious gift from my subconscious." Vamp-AU. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Bella - Complete
3 Times He Told Bella, & the 1 Time She Believed reviews
Edward infiltrates Bella's vampire club. He tells her THE TRUTH-but she doesn't believe him. Silly, silly girl. Vamp. Pr0ny humor. Very pr0ny. Written for the Twi Kink Meme.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Psychotic SuperPowered Vampirism reviews
Uh, "Edward never came back," and Bella goes crazy. Not just "hearing a hot voice in my head" crazy but medically insane. Yeah, and she has a superpower and wants revenge. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,644 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cowboys Have Fangs, Too reviews
When you’re a Cullen, you’re supposed to be a nice vampire. You’re not supposed to want to kill librarians—or drink the drill team—or have a map of scars. And you're certainly not supposed to want to exsanguinate Edward's human. Aw, hell. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,966 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jasper - Complete
The Price of Permanence reviews
Edward Cullen is marrying the perfect woman - except that she's not his version of perfect. How does he catch the woman who is? EPOV Companion to Sin & Incivility. Mature. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,587 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Sin and Incivility reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3074 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waxing Crescent reviews
Everything is set for Renesmee. She has love, immortality--and an attitude. If only her rebellion didn't have horrible consequences... Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,371 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
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