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Joined 10-09-08, id: 1712517, Profile Updated: 12-19-12
Author has written 2 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Batman.


Hello wandering traveller, and welcome to my humble profile page. I really don't have much time to babble here, seeing as I'm very busy keeping our dear Scarecrow in line. He's a determined man, that guy. A very angry, frustrated one, too, given that I've had him tied up most of the week I've had him here. Meh, he probably just needs a hug. And a sandwich. (And virtual cookies to whoever catches that reference!)

But enough about that. My name is Hailey, people also refer to me as Outcast, but I'll pretty much answer to 'that crazy chick' if you shout it in my general direction. I've been a long-time Batman fan (well, Batman villain fan), ever since watching the Animated Series every saturday morning as a kid like every good child should, but I only truly got into the fandom after The Dark Knight, like pretty much every fan around now. To those who were awesome enough to know what brilliance they had on their hands before the Nolan franchise: I applaud you.

I have an insatiable love of quirky, outlandish quotes, so if you ever happen by one that amuses you, shoot it here and I'll update my page to add it! Here's a few I already have:

Violence is not the answer. It is the question. And the answer is YES.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

"Are you hurt?" "No, I just bleed for fun."

Here, floor. Hold my cell phone.

Guess what? I'm blonde, AND smart. And I find your blonde jokes inferior.

Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Don't hit kids. No. Seriously. They have guns now.

Also, some of you may be interested in knowing that my brother has the Riddler, who is answering questions here. -- http://www . fanfiction . net/s/6198417/1/Ask_Riddler

What can I say? We're a productive family.

And with that, I bid you adieu! If you have any questions about me, my writing, or how the hell I ever managed to kidnap the Master of Fear, just drop me a PM!

And remember, the only thing to fear, is fear itself. ;)


(This woman is extremely broke, and therefore could not possibly own any of the DC Universe. Please do not sue her.)

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Ask The Dark Knight Characters! by Insanium reviews
Thats Right! You can ask the dark knight characters anything! so come on, I know you want to! so come on in and ask them something!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,207 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009
Jeremiah's Well by alice chess reviews
Post-Dark Knight. In Arkham, the Joker finds his dark view of the world confirmed when the Batman is placed as his new neighbor. But should he be happy about this, or not? Warning: dark/depressing, insanity, violence, possible character death.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,509 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
High School Never Ends by dudeurfugly reviews
Enter the world of Gotham City High. A parody of TDK, as if the events took place in high school! UPDATED, NEW CHAPTER--"INTERLUDE: TWEETS FROM LAST KNIGHT"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,210 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009
Dearest Doctor Arkham by Lauralot reviews
The Joker writes a complaint letter to Arkham's administrator. Rated for language and mention of violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
Beautiful Geeks and Circus Freaks by medicated memories reviews
We were the trio of misfits; Jack, Jonathan and I. And one day, one of us would rule the world...JokerxOC & CranexOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,784 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Joker, J. Crane
Arkham's Finest by medicated memories reviews
After a ruined suicide attempt, Nicole Beaufort finds herself in the infamous asylum, flirting with disaster and Arkham's finest. JokerXOC & CraneXOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Joker, J. Crane
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Ask Scarecrow reviews
Step right up to ask our very own Master of Fear whatever deep, dark questions you've always secretly yearned to ask! All questions are accepted, and all are answered personally by Dr. Jonathan Crane himself!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,662 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow
Dare The Dark Knight Characters! reviews
Yep, you read that right. Right here you can dare ANY of the Dark Knight characters to do ANYTHING. You heard me! ANYTHING. Read more details inside! EPISOE EIGHT HERE!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,284 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008
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