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Hello wandering traveller, and welcome to my humble profile page. I really don't have much time to babble here, seeing as I'm very busy keeping our dear Scarecrow in line. He's a determined man, that guy. A very angry, frustrated one, too, given that I've had him tied up most of the week I've had him here. Meh, he probably just needs a hug. And a sandwich. (And virtual cookies to whoever catches that reference!)

But enough about that. My name is Hailey, people also refer to me as Outcast, but I'll pretty much answer to 'that crazy chick' if you shout it in my general direction. I've been a long-time Batman fan (well, Batman villain fan), ever since watching the Animated Series every saturday morning as a kid like every good child should, but I only truly got into the fandom after The Dark Knight, like pretty much every fan around now. To those who were awesome enough to know what brilliance they had on their hands before the Nolan franchise: I applaud you.

I have an insatiable love of quirky, outlandish quotes, so if you ever happen by one that amuses you, shoot it here and I'll update my page to add it! Here's a few I already have:

Violence is not the answer. It is the question. And the answer is YES.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

"Are you hurt?" "No, I just bleed for fun."

Here, floor. Hold my cell phone.

Guess what? I'm blonde, AND smart. And I find your blonde jokes inferior.

Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Don't hit kids. No. Seriously. They have guns now.

Also, some of you may be interested in knowing that my brother has the Riddler, who is answering questions here. -- http://www . fanfiction . net/s/6198417/1/Ask_Riddler

What can I say? We're a productive family.

And with that, I bid you adieu! If you have any questions about me, my writing, or how the hell I ever managed to kidnap the Master of Fear, just drop me a PM!

And remember, the only thing to fear, is fear itself. ;)

Hailey

(This woman is extremely broke, and therefore could not possibly own any of the DC Universe. Please do not sue her.)