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Joined 10-10-08, id: 1712772, Profile Updated: 02-01-21

I'm male, adult, and a massive fiction freak.

Think chubby, beardy, adult fanboy... yeah, that's me.

Sad innit.


"Just watch, he'll be back up with a set of boots and a handbag" - me as a child watching Tarzan wrestle with a crocodile (or alligator) after they dive.


~ Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg;. . . . - not mine.

~ Rudolph's having fun tonight, humping Santa's leg! . . . - mine


Challenge: Would someone please make an Emiya (from fate/stay night) in the Gourmet world of Toriko story! Non slash please.

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Devil Ninja by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Thrown into a new world, Naruto Uzumaki does what he does best: cause as much chaos as possible while climbing to the top. Hokage may be out of his reach, but that doesn't mean he can't set a new goal for his life.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 921,661 - Reviews: 6885 - Favs: 12,510 - Follows: 11,948 - Updated: 8/28/2020 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Naruto U., Rias G., T. Koneko - Complete
A Pokegirl Adventure by maverick9871 reviews
Set after Naruto meets a pokegirl, Naruto makes his way through the world on his way to be a Pokegirl master. Narutoxinoxlots of OC harem Lemons
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,755 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 4/13/2019 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Game Of Magic by Atlanrom reviews
"I am a gamer! Not your stupid Boy Who Lived!" Sometimes bagging hot witches is just not worth it. Canon? What Canon? Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,637 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 9/30/2017 - Published: 5/12/2015 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
A New Player by Jin Mo-ri reviews
Being dropped into a world you thought was fictional is both exciting, and scary. Having powers from a totally different fictional world even more so. Well, no matter what happens, it's going to be interesting. Bleach semi-SI with The Gamer elements. Rating may change. Please R&R.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,145 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 2,916 - Follows: 3,408 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 6/7/2015 - OC
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 6154 - Favs: 14,138 - Follows: 14,289 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Yet Again Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Up to number six on the ADHD counter of random ideas. Enjoy!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 75 - Words: 164,147 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Complete
Naruto The Gluttony by Emperor Lee reviews
Naruto has the absorption ability of Rou from remonster, read as he takes the Elemental Nations by storm. OP Naruto(He has ROU'S ability, what did you think he'd be), smart Naruto, (fic name might be subject to change)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,989 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Gamer by Darkcloudalpha reviews
On the night Naruto stole the Scroll of Seals he unlocked a additional power that turns his world into a game and will use it to fulfill his dreams. When one has a goal you can accomplish anything. Naruto with The Gamer elements fused in. Chapter 17 is now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,727 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 3,891 - Follows: 4,358 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Naruto U., Tenten
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 7142 - Favs: 16,310 - Follows: 10,347 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Blonds Have More Fun by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Ino travels back in time to be with her husband and to right some wrongs. Repost of story. Ino/Naruto pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,993 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 3,478 - Follows: 1,805 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Ino Y., Naruto U.] - Complete
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 3100 - Favs: 4,582 - Follows: 4,224 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Storybook Summoner by Blood Brandy reviews
Naruto is chased through the forest one night but is saved by a strange...creature? He gets a special gift, one that will change his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,633 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Naruto U.
Now by Dionysos reviews
Naruto finally convinces Sakura to go on a date with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,867 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ranma's Morning Confession by Ringmaster reviews
Akane accidentally sees Ranma meeting someone. In desperation, Shampoo tries one last potion to win Ranma. What went wrong with it? What the hell is Akane doing with Amazon potions? On herself? Please don't read this story, it embarrasses me
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 129,976 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Ranma, Akane - Complete