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Author has written 1 story for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries.

See... running with spoons can be hazardous. Just ask the spoons.


1. If you want to tick someone off pay for the tolls of five people behind you during rush hour. One of them is bound to get pissed because they'll need a receipt.

2. Books are better than television because it's a lot messier when you throw the t.v. across the room when the ending sucked.

3. Never pass a swingset without trying out the goods.

4. Quoting quotes with finger quotes is an invitation to get the finger.


I'm an aspiring author (like most of us here). My husband is waiting for me to die so he can cash in on my fame.

I celebrate all things random and usually root for the underdog (unless he barks).

I love my life, love my hubbie, love myself, and hate my kitchen (but that's a long story).

Thanx for stopping by and thanx for the support.

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The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11666 - Favs: 9,752 - Follows: 6,704 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10058 - Favs: 7,508 - Follows: 6,151 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Cowboys & Indians by Minisinoo reviews
Lessons on the road in a journey through time. Existentialism, a Texas pow-wow, a '67 Mustang, a bar brawl, Pocahontas, and Jack Kerouac. Sometimes, family is chosen, even if they're not who we expect. Jasper, Leah & Seth, Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,891 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
Let Love In by Terri Botta reviews
Eric decides it's time for him and Sookie to come to an understanding.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 209,764 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
A Tiger's Tail reviews
Quinn's gone feral and he's on the hunt. It's up to Sookie to save him. Will he turn against her for leaving him... especially when Eric tags along? NOTE: Rating changed to M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,786 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Sookie, Quinn - Complete