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Joined 10-10-08, id: 1713003, Profile Updated: 10-10-08
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.


My name is Callum and I've finally got a Login! hehe

My sister is HeadGirl91 and she got me into fanfics! Yay her!

About Me

Name: Callum
Country: England
Family: Mum, Dad, two older Sisters


TV Show: Simpsons
Movie: Simpsons Movie
Actor: Sean Connery
Singer: Elvis Presley/Meatloaf
Band: Green Day
Author: Terry Pratchett
Books: Harry Potter, Discworld, Horrible Histories
Colour: Red
Food: Jacket Potatoes with cheese.
Item of Clothing: Jeans
Season: Winter

Hates: People who won't admit they're wrong, People who think they have something to prove, Prejuduced people.

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Things you shouldn't do at a Death Eater meeting reviews
Title is pretty self-explanatory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Voldemort
The Voldy Diaries reviews
Voldemort's diary. Just what does he *really* think of his Death Eaters? Why don't you find out?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Voldemort
Becoming the Next Dark Lord reviews
Harry has decided that Voldemort is doing a rubbish job as a Dark Lord. He could do much better, with the help of his friends, and this really useful list... Crack!fic, co-written with HeadGirl91
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Harry P.
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