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Joined 10-10-08, id: 1713003, Profile Updated: 10-10-08
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Heya!

My name is Callum and I've finally got a Login! hehe

My sister is HeadGirl91 and she got me into fanfics! Yay her!

About Me

Name: Callum
Country: England
Family: Mum, Dad, two older Sisters

Favourites

TV Show: Simpsons
Movie: Simpsons Movie
Actor: Sean Connery
Singer: Elvis Presley/Meatloaf
Band: Green Day
Author: Terry Pratchett
Books: Harry Potter, Discworld, Horrible Histories
Colour: Red
Food: Jacket Potatoes with cheese.
Item of Clothing: Jeans
Season: Winter

Hates: People who won't admit they're wrong, People who think they have something to prove, Prejuduced people.

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Reading The Unrelenting Frozen Seas by Bonesboy15 reviews
The first chapter in the story of Andromeda Potter has ended, but the readers are not satisfied. Their host, the mysterious Seer, brings to them a new story for them to enjoy. Watch as Percy and the gang, as well as the Olympians, read about his sister Rhode and her trials.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 324,543 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Percy J., Poseidon
A Fighting Chance by cjb1990 reviews
Harry comes to work at Seattle Grace to help Owen after Iraq. Can he manage his own problems while navigating the drama in the hospital?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,353 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Harry P., Owen H., T. Altman
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Things you shouldn't do at a Death Eater meeting reviews
Title is pretty self-explanatory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Voldemort
The Voldy Diaries reviews
Voldemort's diary. Just what does he *really* think of his Death Eaters? Why don't you find out?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Voldemort
Becoming the Next Dark Lord reviews
Harry has decided that Voldemort is doing a rubbish job as a Dark Lord. He could do much better, with the help of his friends, and this really useful list... Crack!fic, co-written with HeadGirl91
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Harry P.
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