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Joined 10-11-08, id: 1713601, Profile Updated: 12-30-09
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Twilight, and Book X-overs.

Hellos children!
my name is SHONA

im from AUSTRALIA, and no, i don't have a pet kangaroo
also, strangely anough, i dont have a boomerang either!

IF you are foreign and haven't been to Australia, this is special info you might want to know:
i live in a city! wow yeah? not in the outback? surprising?
Koalas aren't cute little bears - they are HEAVY FAT BITING creatures with CLAWS
Anyone ever says they'll be swimming at Christmas - calm down, Southern Hemisphere baby!

I'm 14, maybe 15 maybe even 16, i'll let you guess. And when I'm not in a high, sugar-induced mood, I'm...well that doesn't happen often so im sure WHAT im really like if im not crazy. huh.

i love anti-twilight rants and anything that mocks fandom, or should i say, fanDOOM dun dun DUN
you know, parodies are fun, GO GO GO CHILDREN, POINT OUR EVERY FLAW YOU FIND!!

toasters are the BEST invention EVER just in case any of you havent already noticed

FIND me on Devart, im Pango22! Photography, bitches.

Maybe, JUST MAYBE, i whisper "Die!" as i exist each of the boxes on my screen.

Yes, i am awful at story writing, I KNEW YOU WERE THINKING IT DON'T DENY shakes fist , i don't write fanfictions to please you randoms, i write them because its fun.
So if you want me to write a story for you or something, you probably need to ask REALLY nicely!

if you want to know where the inspiration for my fanfics comes from, just mash up some banana and avacado, cover your face with it, put Beatles music on really loud, scream CHICKENFIGHT, and look in the mirror. there you go, instant fanfic.

the 70s were the best time for music, you should all stop denying it

"And every time we touch, i get this feeling, and everytime we kiss, i swear i could fly!"

if you wanna talk on msn or something, just message me - talking to randoms is fun!!

my blog: www. wootshonasblog. blogspot. com

This is the map for The Land of Fiction: http:// pango22.deviantart. com/art/The-Land-of-Fiction-148498251

K, here's a run down of my fics:
LOST IN THE FOREST: i like this one, it's my best of the parody ones.
HELLO MARY!: Three keywords: Funny, violent, MarySue's.
MIA IN QUIDDITCH: rubbish. unless you know me, it wont make sense.
MY STORY STARTS HERE: If you manage to plow through the shit begining, it's funny i guess. But again, better if you know me.
MADDNESS: Rubbish.
STRANGE CHARACTERS: Rubbish.
QUIDDITCH: My bestest. the only one with real writting that i put effort into. :D
ANIMAGUS: Funny little random one thats half rubbish type and half good type.
THE LAST MARAUDER: Angsty, alright. It's one of those ones where you say the same thing using different words to make it more emotional.
PUREBLOODS: Angtsy again, more so that TLM. I love it coz i love the Black Family.
THE RETELLING: Skilled, but i havent updated for ages and dont plan to for a while. Unless you ask me to.

Damnit i really should finish a story before i go starting new ones.

Sorry if i don't update much, but, well, you have lives right? The lack of updates is just me living mine. Expect me to update at least monthly - usually my updates come in bursts of inspiration, which i try to use as much as possible before the social life kicks back in. If you REALLY want an update, message me, because i am weak, and you can probably convince me. - that doesn't count for you Mia. Or you Marcus. You two'll just have to WAIT! MUAHAHAHHAAH

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Match by lindsay1220 reviews
Match. by mental Ze Meridian has a serious problem: despite the skirt, everyone seems to think she's a boy. Desperate to prove that having short hair, a bloke for a best friend, and a serious obsession with sport does not mean she's *full summary inside*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 336,302 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Ladies Man by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
From his evolution from Tom Riddle to Lord Voldemort, seven women who influenced his life the most. Canon-compliant. Now with Extras!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,793 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Fighting for Nothing by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
In the end, it wasn't that Regulus realized he was in too deep, or realized the way of the light. His mission was never so noble. It was that Orion and Walburga realized too late who Voldemort really was. Canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Regulus B., Orion B. - Complete
Hedward Pullen and the Chamber of Secrets by bemysevendwarves reviews
This is a story about the characters from Twilight in the Harry Potter world. Very disturbing...not for those who are creeped out easily...do not expect updates TOO often
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,799 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009
James Potter Problem by Owl and Crow reviews
Anger, annoyance, more anger, table envy and snogging on Remus' bed. Lily has a problem and its name is James Potter. Copius amount of angry Lily and confused Marauders. You have been warned! Sort of a prequel to Sexual Education, can be read separately!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Four Essays by acomplexgirlwithsimpletastes reviews
In the final NEWT exam, Albus Dumbledore watches four students answer a question he himself had requested to be put in. What is love? Four students, four essays, and one delighted Professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
It's Called Rejection, Sweetheart by ocicat reviews
Edward decides that he liked living girls. There ensues a bitchfest. Read and review. A one shot, No longer!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Assorted Magical Violence N' Slaughter! by Astarel reviews
THIS, my children, is why demented people should not be allowed to wield magic. In this insane story, I slaughter the entire school population, usurp Lord Voldy and cast the Reductor Curse on small furry animals. THIS! IS! ASTAREL!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,900 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009
The Great Sparkly Book of Lols by Iskeirka reviews
Armed with the keyboard at my fingertips and my hatred of all thing Twilight, I endevour to tear Twilight to shreds in your eyes, and if I can crack you up laughing in the process, all the better. This is what would happen if I was Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,817 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009
A Stupid, Messed Up Parody by Chocofreakazoid reviews
Ron's an idiot, Ginny's a slut, Hermione's emo, Draco's a sex god and Harry... is just Harry. Thrown in Mary Sue and what do you get? A Stupid, Messed Up Parody! REVIEW PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008
His Birthday by Captain Alfie reviews
27th March, 1996; Sirius insists that he and Remus celebrate the birhday of an old friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Ordered Phoenix by ocicat reviews
A parody of the Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix movie. Very Random.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P.
The Adventures of Goldie Locks by jones2000 reviews
Goldie Locks is happy as a typing error that the rest of Make-Believe Land tries to ignore. But when she meets a young wizard named Teddy Lupin, she is thrown headfirst into a battle against the Fan Domain, with the whole of Cannon at stake.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,120 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Teddy L. - Complete
Twilight: The Fabulous Retelling! by seriouscaseofthegayface reviews
The story Twilight as you've never seen it before! Join Bella Swan as she meets and falls in love with the incredibly handsome Edward Cullen. An insane scriptfic parodying the works of Stephenie Meyer! Chapter five is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,937 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Studio Retold! by ocicat reviews
A fabulous retelling of the Ballet Studio chapter in Twilight... Funny. please R&R second chap: The Cinema retold!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Graveyard Retold by frangipani14 reviews
The title is self-explanatory. A retelling of when Harry is in the graveyard, fourth book... R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Glittering Faeces? by ocicat reviews
What happens when Bella mis-hears something that Edward says? A twilight parody of when Bella of Edward are at the meadow. Well, I think it's funny! PLease R&R. ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Marauders' Chatroom of Complete Randomness by yolapeoples reviews
What if the Marauders had a chatroom? A Marauder era story told in Instant Messaging style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Minty Fresh by yolapeoples reviews
“HE’S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!” Remus was innocently brushing his teeth… notice the past tense on “was”. Marauders randomness. ‘Nuff said. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Move by idefine777 reviews
Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Cheese, Jesse McCartney, Paris Hilton, Zac Efron, Hannah Montana, Phil, Ariel, Barbie, Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp, Spongebob Squarepants, Dora the explorer, Arthur the aardvark, Kendra, Bill Nye
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Voldy's got a Problem by Thistleclaw reviews
A classic retelling of Deathly Hallows: Voldemort style.CAUTION: Very mean. Makes fun of just about everybody and real HP fans may be offended.A satirical and parodying take on Voldy's view that really needs your reviews.Flames welcome[I'm that desperate]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Voldemort
The Many Lives or Deaths of Harry Potter by X'andirth reviews
All the ways that Harry Potter can die. Rated for excessive death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
What Happens When You Drink Too Much Schweppes! by Hufflepoof reviews
What happens when Spongebob, Pippin and others invade Harry's world? What happens at Hogwarts? Who are the new professors? Read on! Tally Ho! Rated just to be safe!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2005
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Condensed! by Professor Bumblebore reviews
Professor Bumblebore returns with an abridged version of this children's classic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Harry P.
It will be me by spiral2 reviews
Pansy watches Draco and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2003 - Draco M.
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The Land of Fiction reviews
There are three things you should know about life here; first, stay out of Happiness, second, a pair of goggles can always come in handy, and last, never EVER sit on a purple spotted mushroom under an oak tree after noon. Just don't. Rated for language.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,802 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harry P.
My story starts here reviews
This is what would happen if i went to Hogwarts. I've put myself into the Harry Potter universe, BUT i am in no way a Marysue! PLEASE NOTE: this is not a romance, repeat, not a romance!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,224 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - OC, Harry P.
Purebloods
About the Black family. 1st: a strict and firm lifestyle. A confined and lonely childhood. A cold and lifeless adulthood. 2nd: What would she whisper to the darkness, her only friend, her only comfort?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,168 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L.
The Last Marauder reviews
They’d sworn to stick together forever, how were they to know that fate had plans to tear them apart? Remus’ thoughts on the deaths of his friends, the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
hello MARY! reviews
This is my version of the MarySue parody fic. First one: Hogwarts is attacked by MarySues, Hermione's POV. Second: Ginny is fed up with being labelled a MarySue, and has decided to do something about it. Rated for violence and language!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Quidditch reviews
A soon to be collection of quidditch fics. Mostly set in the World Cup league. These arent really meant to make much sense, im just letting the characters in my head free. Chap 3: MINI CHAP WHILE I WORK ON THE NEXT ONE! Australia team stats
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - OC
Mia in Quidditch reviews
What happens when you think about Quidditch ... and then add a whole load of random objects and things? This story happens. How big are the crowds at a Hogwarts Quidditch game, and what went wrong with that bludger? and WHY wont Ron get OFF the pitch!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
The Retelling reviews
A retelling of the Chamber of Secrets movie. More than just a book-movie comparison, it mocks the actors, the inconsistence plot, and the sh**ty prop making! If you read, you get a cookie! Come on... don't you want a cookie?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Harry P.
Potions class reviews
Potions turns into a rugby match. Completely random, hopefully amusing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Strange Characters reviews
bella goes to school and gets a shock. she meets some pretty strange people. sorry, i couldnt think of a better title. XD
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Albus D., Bella - Complete