Sacrilegious Ashes
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Joined 10-11-08, id: 1713787, Profile Updated: 03-10-09

Hi. I'm Sacrilegious Ashes.

I never have, nor will I, succumb to convention.

You'll see that in the pairings I enjoy (GibbsAbby, HouseCameron, SiriusHermione, SeverusHermione, with the occasional DerekCasey (Life With Derek).

Seether is my favorite band.

I live for Harry Potter, NCIS, and House M.D. fanfiction.

J.K. Rowling is someone I used to respect...until she killed off Sirius, Remus and Severus.

Slipknot is my latest obsession.

My life consists of unrealistic dreams.

Cynicism is realism, and realism keeps you grounded, so don't give me shit about seeing the bright side, and the rainbows and unicorns, and such nonsense.

I steadfast refuse to acknowledge the brainwashing, foolish pieces of stale, over-done fiction also known as the Twilight saga. Edward Cullen is a character, not a phenomenon...Why do I get the feeling I'm about to be viciously murdered by dozens of sinister fangirls?

Sincerely,
Sacrilegious Ashes

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Apple by aimoon reviews
She shouldn't have left it on Snape's Desk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Moonlighting by wardedportal reviews
Severus Snape catches a student out after dark. HG/SS, fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by Strega Brava reviews
The possibility had always been there so, really, it should not have been so unexpected. Post Deathly Hallows spoiler warning. An odd idea that became an odd drabble. Written in less than 15 minutes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
On the Upside of Things by Caged Eternity reviews
He is, however, the kind of man who will offer to help cook dinner - cooking being a means of mixing and experimenting, and thereby a bit like Potions, the Great Love of his life...apart from her, of course. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete