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Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Sherlock, Fallout, Team Fortress 2, Elder Scroll series, and Gravity Falls.

I mostly write original fiction (short stories, plays, etc), but I like to use fan fiction as an outlet for when I'm feeling less-than-creative but still need to write something.

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Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras reviews
Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jesus
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23758 - Favs: 13,415 - Follows: 12,325 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Mumbling Abomination by Hypnogogia reviews
The Spy attempts to discover Pyro's mysterious identity. He uncovers the one thing he never suspected. A Semi-Lovecraftian Tale of Mild Terror! Moderate thrills guaranteed!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Pyro, Spy - Complete
Creekfield by Cutethulhu reviews
"Movin' into Creekfield will be the best decision of your life, hoss."
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,944 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Complete
Cinema by J. C. Burke reviews
Sniper lies in bed, thinking about Marlon Brando and Spy. Sniper/Spy. Oneshot.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Snow Nine by DemonFox38 reviews
The robots had been bad enough. An associate of Gray Mann's has upped the ante. An entire team has been compromised, leaving Miss Pauling alone in a foreign city, unable to call for help. If her men and the city are to be saved, she's going to have to face the problem head-on. Whom can be trusted? Is she the only one left? What's out there in the night?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,507 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Miss Pauling - Complete
The Last Hurrah by Ellemgram reviews
It's been two years since Blutarch Mann's death and Redmond Mann's team of mercenaries disbanded. But when they're called together for one last battle, will the RED team discover they've been out of the killing business too long?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 101,094 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011
Meet the Narcissist by nooneokay reviews
She was happy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Complete
Untitled by Cutethulhu reviews
As it turns out, zombie viruses and lovers don't mix too well. A little gift for mumbling-mice.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,946 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Engineer, Sniper
Lobotomy by ScarletRose99 reviews
"Do you know vhat a lobotomy is Scout?" Scout looked up at Medic, confusion twisting through his pained expression. "Vell, let me explain it to you zhen. Ze exact definition is it is a surgical operation involving an incision into the prefrontal lobe of ze brain, used to treat mental illness." Medic smiled dangling an ice pick just above Scouts eyes.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Medic, Scout
Black Blood by DemonFox38 reviews
An old man hears a shot in the dark. He gets out of bed, never imaging what terror awaits him in the fields. There is a saying that the apple never falls far from the tree.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Sniper - Complete
The Stuffed Saboteur by Cutethulhu reviews
Sniper could swear on the bones of every hideous, mutated wild animal he had ever hunted that sometime during the night that scarecrow had gotten closer. Late Halloween fic for all to enjoy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,745 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Sniper - Complete
The Two Bloggers by Catherine Spark reviews
Note: Chapters in this have had to be re-jigged to bring it in line with the site's guidelines, so there are slightly less than before. See my profile or the forum for explanation. Summary: First they blogged about meeting Moriarty. Now it's like a sausage machine: While the ingredients remain, the sausages will keep coming.../myforums/Catherine Spark/1252310
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 107 - Words: 172,641 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Father That Couldn't by Aerista reviews
ONE SHOT- Medic lies alone during respawn, and some horrible things come up while waiting to return to the living.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Medic - Complete
What Mad Providence by positivelymeteoric reviews
A bunch of little ficlets and stories, mainly Alek/Deryn fluff.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,357 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Alek F., Deryn S.
A Hunter's Tail by Grazehunter reviews
Who really shot Bambi's Mom? Told through the eyes of the very hunter who pulled the trigger himself. Images by unicorn-skydancer08 and kichisu on deviantart
Crossover - Team Fortress 2 & Bambi - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Sniper
Degrassi: The Boring Point, A Parody by awriterscorned reviews
This Degrassi parody starts with Degrassi Takes Manhattan. As of 7/20/12 it is updated to the end of season 11. Season 12 chapters coming soon!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,400 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010
Training by darkwhitewolf reviews
Even the deadliest of mercs need a few weeks' training to get used to TF Industries' way of doing things, and that's just enough time for one Spy-to-be to develop feelings for a coworker that are contrary to protocol.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,044 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Spy, Sniper
Dead Man Walking by positivelymeteoric reviews
Everyone had a gift. Some could run exceptionally fast or kick a football incredibly well. Some could paint or dance or sing. Others still had brilliant minds that cut through the mundane of everyday life to expose the wonder underneath. John Watson could wake the dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fool by darkwhitewolf reviews
A Sniper/Spy short written back on April Fool's Day.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Shouts and Whispers by positivelymeteoric reviews
After Sherlock returns, they talk. But not about the kiss. Post Reichenbach Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Put a Spell on You by Yaddie reviews
A Team Fortress 2 story about unrequited gay love, misunderstandings, blackmail, and sex among members of the RED Team. Also contains drunken shenanigans and bare-fisted brawling.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,224 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Engineer, Sniper - Complete
Museum by positivelymeteoric reviews
Sherlock and John are called to a museum to recover a missing stuffed tortoise, but Sherlock gets distracted. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Good Impression by SweetDeamon reviews
"That was the only burning question that Tonks had for Remus at that moment in time: Did you see my knickers?" Tonks tries to impress on her first mission for the Order...needless to say, it doesn't go to plan...!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,986 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Silent Laughter by Cowardice reviews
Cicero's thoughts on the Listener. One-shot, PWP of sorts. Adult situation abound!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cicero V. - Complete
Stitches by IxLovexEwe reviews
When Teddy Roosebelt doesn't make it through respawn, Engie is heartbroken. Heavy tries to help, with some assistance from Medic. The origins of Teddy Roosebelt. Engie has a family. Some Heavy/Medic fluff. Complete.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,031 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Medic, Heavy, Engineer, Sniper - Complete
Drop Kick Me, Jesus by DemonFox38 reviews
They were coming from beneath the Team's feet to devour them all. They were the Administrator's pets.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,928 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Sniper, Engineer - Complete
Sniper's Proposition by ephemeral PLEASURES reviews
In a rather tight spot, Sniper asks a favor from one of his teammates. This might lead to one of the most hilarious and crack filled stories I have ever written! Enjoy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sniper, Scout
Patchworks by IxLovexEwe reviews
A series of drabbles while I take some time off from "Stitches". Engie/Spy, Solly/Spy and Engie/Pyro, so far.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012
Memory by gilgameshforeternity reviews
His smell. His voice. Fire, he was the sun, he cauterized the seeping edges.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sniper, Spy
Meet the Pyro by Ellemgram reviews
How does a camera crew document the history of a mercenary who can't - or won't - speak for himself?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,433 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Complete
The Langelaan Countermeasure by DemonFox38 reviews
It was his fault that it had happened in the first place. He had to fix it. Still, does he have the conviction to kill his teammate, even if it will restore him to his old self? What monster was that poor man turning into?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Engineer, Sniper - Complete
Medicinal Shots by Swaggiest Purple reviews
A series of random one-shots dedicated to the Medic and the interesting ways he interacts with his teammates. Many random things ahead.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,572 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Medic
Villain's Veil by DemonFox38 reviews
Some random drops you don't want to get. Ever. But when given the evidence, what will the Demoman do?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Demoman, Soldier - Complete
Heavy's Lullaby by Ellemgram reviews
A silly little one-shot that came to me yesterday. Everyone knows how much Heavy loves his minigun. But sometimes, things get... weird.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
TEEN FORTRESS 2 by MarissaTheWriter reviews
The Team Fortess 2 is good frends but how did they all meet? Turns out they was all studens at PORTAL HIGH SCHOOL were they face real teen problems lick drugs an stuff! An seekwillspinoff to ITS MY LIFE! which is the most famos Portal fanfic every!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,579 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Scout, Pyro - Complete
Rosebud by DemonFox38 reviews
His enemies had captured them because he had such great ideas and needed a little persuasion. Something to compliment their own work. Probably one of the few stories you'll ever read where a sword van and a Tentaspy are used in any serious context.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Engineer, Sniper - Complete
Mudblood by positivelymeteoric reviews
Ron attempts to stand up for Hermione, but things don't go as planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Yule by positivelymeteoric reviews
Hermione's night at the Yule Ball is not quite what she hoped.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Call it Off by Tinted Amber reviews
Sniper/Spy, Standalone. "That's much better." "Oui," Spy pauses, biting his lip, "I guess it is."
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Bike Ride by positivelymeteoric reviews
Hermione attempts to teach Ron how to ride a bike. Disaster ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Amortentia by positivelymeteoric reviews
Hermione hates the smell of a certain potion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Blindsided by YouStarteldTheSister reviews
A first person POV fic, where Spy admits that he always saw their fights as a sort of twisted little dance.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
Debuggen' by DemonFox38 reviews
Every machine is susceptible to errors. This one caused three hundred and sixty deaths.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Engineer, Sniper - Complete
Green Eyes by Hiyume reviews
"And now... here I am," Dell finished with a mumble. Ben gave him a small, thoughtful smirk. "Here we are."
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Sniper, Engineer - Complete
Scars by SarahIntheSky reviews
Oneshot. Arcade learns that the Courier has more scars than the one on her temple. T for language. New Vegas belongs to Bethesda, Sarah is my own.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Arcade G., Courier - Complete
glass shatters softly by Mira-Jade reviews
"By my deductions, Miss Hooper, you are most certainly here on a date." Molly/Moriarty, Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Burn the Heart Out of You by Jennistar1 reviews
SPOILERS FOR THE FINAL EPISODE, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Sherlock has not backed off. Moriarty follows through on his threat.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,917 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
The Glass and The Floor by nyssa123 reviews
"Why didn't you call? Do you have ANY idea what I just went through!" Sherlock doesn't call John when the flat explodes. John is displeased. Written for the LiveJournal kinkmeme. Hard slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Darker Shades of BLU by D.Muffin reviews
A murderous demolitions expert; a technological virtuoso bent on revenge; a shell-shocked war mongrel with onset paranoid schizophrenia... And that was before BLU recruited them. Classified backgrounds hardly remain buried forever.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 100,343 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Demoman, Pyro
It Could Be Worse by Anonymous TF2er reviews
Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there. AUTHOR'S NOTE: I have published a completely original story as an e-book with this same title, do not be alarmed.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,675 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
A Pretty Little Fire by AlienZombies reviews
We all have our demons, our ways of curing them. AU NICKXELLIS, pyro!Nick, PTSD!Ellis, repost
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Holmes Saves the Day and his Watson by SilverCat63 reviews
On Watson's wedding day, a drunk Holmes comes to save him from "making a terrible mistake." Crack!fic warning, folks. Slight slashy undertones of a Holmes/Watson nature.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Published: 5/9/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Hunter Learns To Talk by abandon.me297 reviews
All the infected try to make the Hunter talk... which will be the winner? Crack, OOC, Yaoi Hinting warning.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Hunter - Complete
The Pacer by AlienZombies reviews
The important thing is to push on, even with things holding you back, tripping you up. NICKXELLIS
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,976 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Candles by DirgeOfDecember reviews
There aren't nearly enough candles left in the world for him to light for the dead. — NickxEllis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
A Matter of Miscommunication by Jack of All Suits reviews
Sillyfic. Mrs. Hudson overhears a very odd conversation between her two tenants and draws the wrong conclusion.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
All For Believing by LaVioleBlanche reviews
In the chaotic beginning of the stitchpunks' lives, 5 and 6 become close. Yeah, summaries aren't really my strong point. Currently T, may become M later.
9 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,954 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - 6, 5
The Sorting Hat's Love by hahaharrypulp reviews
This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Heavy and The Comma Button by Samuel Brooks reviews
What happens when the Heavy tries to play some of the other classes? Please R&R
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,614 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Heavy - Complete
Forbidden Love:: The Iliad by SexyLlamaMama reviews
The story of forbidden love between god and men.
Iliad - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/26/2009
Quirrell's Regrets by Livia-Sobriquet reviews
Quirrell begins to have second thoughts of sharing his body with Lord Voldemort, as the Dark Lord is learning far too much about his personal life. Rated T-M for suggestive content. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Q. Quirrell, Voldemort - Complete
Boggart by Dawn96 reviews
Remus Lupin loved his boggart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
Mind Explosion by Rikku-Gleeks-Out reviews
Hogwarts days for Severus Snape and Remus Lupin - A potion backfires with unusual side affects! Snupin. Snape/Lupin, Severus/Remus, slash, yaoi 12/19/2011 WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Remus L., Severus S.
The List by amaXdear reviews
100 reasons Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks are cooler than Edward Cullen/Isabella Swan. People are going to hate me... Please read and flame! Edited.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - N. Tonks, Bella - Complete
Halflife Fulllife Consequences: Free Man by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman has to make the ultamate choose to save humens and Henry Freeman
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Caged Bird by Wildcard reviews
Boo Radley got locked away for something much worse than just being drunk in public, but nobody's left who knows what it was. Except Boo. One-shot, Boo-centric, contains SLASH. Be warned! No flames accepted.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/18/2008
Children At Play by Harmonic Friction reviews
After years of therapy, Sid forgets why he should be scared.
Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Blowin' in the Wind by MidnightBlue88 reviews
In 1964, 5 teenagers [a hippie, a feminist, a preacher’s daughter, a war hero’s son and a shy writer] arrive at school to serve Saturday detention. What happens in that room changes everything, for themselves and for their children. [Challenge Response]
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,232 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006
He Forgot by The Smiling Shadow reviews
One of Dr. Seward's first conversations with Renfield. And the madman grows with excitement as he tells the tale of a a time where he saw a madman on the street when he was sane. This madman did not know his own name, though, neither does Renfield.
Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2005
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Nine Mercenaries In Search of An Exit reviews
Nine strangers find themselves trapped in an empty room. They contemplate why they are there and how to get out. Based on the Twilight Zone episode 'Five Characters in Search of An Exit'.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Demoman - Complete
The Sudden Death Experiment reviews
The Sniper and the Engineer are the last two surviving members of RED team. To their knowledge, all they have to do is kill the last remaining person on BLU team, and they're home free... but it may be a bit more complicated than that.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,340 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Engineer, Sniper - Complete
The Teufort Horror reviews
After his curiosity gets the best of him, the Medic accidentally unleashes a bloodthirsty, cosmic abomination that wreaks havoc on the entire team. Warning: gore and disturbing imagery. Based off the works of HP Lovecraft. Happy Halloween!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Medic - Complete
Moon River reviews
Sometimes the Sniper just likes to be alone and look up at the night sky. But most of the time he'd like someone to be there with him.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Sniper, Engineer - Complete
What They Don't Teach You in Med School reviews
Several decades into the future, a young medical student is mistaken for someone else by a unique old man in a nursing home, leading to an experience that he will never forget. Short piece, originally written on Tumblr for Cat Bountry in an attempt to make her cry, which it very nearly did.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Heavy, Medic
Mabel's Favorite Sweater reviews
Mabel Pines loves all of her sweaters, but there's one that has a special place in her heart. Warning: disturbing imagery
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Mabel P., Dipper P. - Complete
The Überclass reviews
The medic is obsessed with creating what he calls "The Überclass"; the ultimate warrior. He enlists heavy to be the Igor to his Dr. Frankenstein. However, the heavy may have gotten more than what he bargained for by helping this deranged doctor in achieving his goal...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Medic, Heavy - Complete
Sweet Mother reviews
How he wished that tongue would unfurl and dance for poor Cicero.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Cicero V. - Complete
Smoke Wisps reviews
A BLU spy and a RED sniper ignite a forbidden friendship, and eventual romance, behind the backs of their teammates. Excuse the shitty summary.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,246 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Umbrella reviews
During a ride to the emergency room, Mycroft reflects on his relationship with his younger brother and the responsibility he feels towards him. Based loosely off of Rihanna's song of the same name.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H.
Completion reviews
The engineer tells you why he cut off his hand.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Engineer - Complete
Immunity reviews
London has been overrun by zombies. Sherlock is no longer bored. Rated T for graphic violence and... other adult themes that may manifest themselves later on.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
What Fools These Classes Be reviews
RED team is given a different kind of assignment to beat the BLU team at; specifically, performing Shakespeare's 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'. Hilarity ensues.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/5/2011
Morbid Curiosity reviews
The medic dwells on his isolated past and fascination with medicine he held since childhood, and how they influenced the man he is today.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Medic - Complete
Purification reviews
Fire doesn't destroy. Fire cleanses.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Pyro - Complete
Little Boots reviews
After the battle of Hoover Dam, Caesar's Legion was almost completely decimated by the NCR. One of the surviving is struggling to adapt to the ways of Wastelanders and leave behind all he had been taught by Caesar.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2011
Tomorrow Belongs to Me reviews
Young Albus Dumbledore returns to Godric's Hollow to care for his sister, and meets someone who changes his life. Pardon the dreadful description. Dumbledore/Grindelwald.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G.
The Moon's Mistake reviews
A unique and frightening portrayal of the night Fenrir Greyback bit Remus Lupin. Some disturbing imagery-reader discretion advised.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Remus L., Fenrir G. - Complete
Mistletoe reviews
While wandering alone through Hogsmeade just days before Christmas holiday, Remus Lupin and Sirius Black realize something. Marauders Era. Mild slash suggestion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete