Stoned Slytherin
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Joined 10-12-08, id: 1714938, Profile Updated: 11-19-14
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Previously known as: Paper Bags Plastic Hearts

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Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 105 - Words: 721,302 - Reviews: 9851 - Favs: 9,172 - Follows: 10,691 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
The Alkahest by Shadukiam reviews
The Marriage Law, once enacted, has the power to destroy Hermione's perfectly normal life. Luckily, she and Ron are already planning to obey the horrific law together as a team... Until a Malfoy-shaped wrench gets thrown into the works. Dramione. Cover by littleneko1923 (thank you!).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 381,787 - Reviews: 4941 - Favs: 3,401 - Follows: 4,820 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 2/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Testing Limits by geoblock reviews
Hermione is late to work, and Draco comes up with a creative punishment. One-shot. More detailed summary within!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/13/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Cinnamon Sugar by MalfoysMuggleMrs reviews
Ginny and Luna spend an afternoon together down by the Black Lake. Too bad they aren't the only ones... GW/LL femslash. Rated M for a reason. *ONE-SHOT*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/11/2017 - [Ginny W., Luna L.] [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Written In The Body by Poetheather1 reviews
Being tortured by Bellatrix changes Hermione in a big way. She decides that no one else is allowed to write her life and is determined to live her life her own way, whatever the cost. This includes going after the love of her dreams if only she could figure out who they are. Femmeslash. Hermione/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 328,108 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - [Hermione G., Ginny W.] Luna L. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 5964 - Favs: 13,582 - Follows: 4,763 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
HINTS by Never Forevermore reviews
The war is over. Voldemort is dead, but the four Hogwarts houses are still not united. So, to support inter house unity, Dumbledore introduces H.I.N.T.S., a new pen pal system. Chaos ensues, but will love between two once enemies also occur?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,461 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One Of The Boys by k8ln713 reviews
Rosalie & Emmett are best friends, and Rose is in love with Em. During the summer before senior year, Rose makes over herself in hopes that Emmett would see her as not one of the boys, but the one he's meant to be with. AH R/Em. Katy Perry songfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,103 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Twilight Chat Room by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 56,702 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
You Picked Me by GiggleGirl89 reviews
Snippet:“Hmm. Tell me Granger, do you find me scary?” He asked in a very charming voice. Hermione was confused. “No. Should I?” “Yes. You should be worried, scared and absolutely hysterical." Seventh Year Heads, DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,276 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Kaylab's Twilight by WildWriter85 reviews
Edward did not have any real competition when he first met Bella, so I wondered how he would fair against one, Lets Meet Kaylab Andrews and he becomes a part of forks, and twilight, at least in my mind lol. current T Rating Might move to M for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,045 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Bella
Mixing Bowls, Jeopardy & Fruity Ass Drinks by captainkirk reviews
When Rose moves from California to Forks, she doesn't know what to expect. She really didn't expect to meet a boy. Emmett is a small town boy with no meaning in his life. Polar opposites may just have something in common after all. Human, Rose & Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,626 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett
Innerhouse Relations by LifesADarkArt reviews
Draco/Hermione are Hogwarts professors/heads of house. A new program set by Headmistress McGonagall will end house rivalry by forcing activities on the students requiring them to get to know one another. Can the students do it if the professors can't? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,104 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hell, aka French Class by Lady Saruman reviews
Emmett Cullen meets Rosalie Hale in French. Emmett is the first guy Rosalie has ever met who doesn’t immediately throw himself on her. Rather, she’s the one crushing on him first. When they finally give in to their wants, deep passion & love arise. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,245 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
Finding Family by LAoR reviews
1863: When Bella's older brother, Jasper, goes missing in the war, she sneaks onto the warfront to find her beloved brother. But she is attacked, bitten, & forced to move on and spend her never ending time alone. 2006: She moves to Forks, WA to find not only her brother, but the gorgeous Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,317 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fang Hall by addict.to.reading reviews
It is the year 1800, and Lady Isabella Swan is being sent to boarding school. The school is known for its dangerous reputation and utterly charming students. Especially the mysterious Edward, Duke of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,490 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008
Goddess of Hell by addict.to.reading reviews
Rosalie, Bella, and Alice are best friends, famous, rich, and all swear against love. Their status has let them avoid high school drama until Emmett arrives on the scene. And he isn't taking 'no' for an answer. Contains mature content. AU. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
A Date by Proxy by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione was bored & wanted something new. She changed jobs, her hair, her clothes, and now she was about to do something completely "UnHermionish" & go on a blind date! She just wondered why her blind date was with her new boss, Draco Malfoy. Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,029 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Magic Markers by Magic Mind reviews
Harry and Draco have fun with markers...But who will discover what the boys are writing? And where are they writing it? Harry/Draco. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Detention by BonitaBreezy reviews
When Roxas gets detention one day after school, he doesn't realize just how much it will change his life. AU. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,866 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Bean Incident by mongeese reviews
In which James tries to convince Lily he can tell apart the good Bertie Botts from the bad Bertie Botts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Restricted by Flaignhan reviews
What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Blood, Bets and Backing Down by icefire-lioness reviews
When Ron Weasley makes a bet with Draco Malfoy, he is certain that he can win, and no-one will know what Draco Malfoy wanted if he won. And by no-one, he of course means Hermione. Now Hermione has to deal with the fall out, and it isn't going to be fun...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Roomies by AngelicDevil1 reviews
PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,809 - Reviews: 2697 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Sweetest Sin reviews
I was going to die. This time for sure. I just knew it. Even when staring death in the eye, I couldn't bring myself to be angry at my angel. At my Rosalie. She had tried after all. Through the pain, I smiled, waiting for my heart to stop pumping.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Definitely Maybe reviews
Hermione and Draco have a little bit of fun on the trampoline. Title has nothing to do with the song. I was just listening to it while I uploaded it. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'll Run reviews
Songfic for The Cab's I'll Run. Draco tries to convince Hermione not to be afraid of falling in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete