xWon'tLetYouDown
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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

So, I'm xWon'tLetYouDown, but my names Josie.

BUM BUM BEE BUM.BUM BUM BEE BUM BUM.

Curse the radio. Haa, sorry 'bout that.

I like to write stories, so thats mostly why I made an account.

I'll probaly only being doing stories for Twilight, I might even do some for The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants, or Gossip Girl.

I fill this out another time, and It will be alot better =)

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

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If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

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If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

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If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Lucky is just a normal leprechaun who wants his frickin' cereal!)

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile :D

If you support the "Make Edward Change Bella Into A Vampire" club, copy and paste this into your profile

-If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

-If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

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If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see a sliver Volvo you run down the street screaming, "EDWARD!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are always trying to tell you to shut up but you dont, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you scream "CHILD ABUSE! " at the top of your lungs just to tick off your parents, copy&paste this onto your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

This is a quiz i did, where you put your ipod/itunes/mp3 player on random then answer the questions according to what song it plays next.

1. How does the world see me?

She's Got The Rhythm- The Summet Set... Is this a good thing... Idk... ??

2. Will I have a happy life?

Blude Suede Shoes- Elvis Presley... WTF. I have no clue what this is supposed to mean... =/

3. What do people really think of me?

Get Back- Demi Lovato... OMC. WHAT. THE. CARLISLE. No clue what this is supposed to mean...

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

Burning Up-The Jonas Brothers... Is that a good thing... I'm... So... Confused...

5. How can I make others happy?

Wake Up Call- Maroon 5... WHAT!?

6. How can I make myself happy?

Stronger-Britney Spears... No.Comment.

7. What should I do with my life?

Sweet Home Alabama-Lynard Skynard...

8. Will I ever have children?

Check Yes Juliet- We The Kings...Uhhh... Whatt?

9. What is some good advice for me?

Every Breath You Take-The Police... WHAT!?

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

Bless The Broken Road-Rascal Flatts... Ermm... No. Even though thats a good song :D

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

When You Look Me In The Eyes-The Jonas Brothers...No clue why people would think that...But, yay for JB!...Haa.

12. What song will play at my funeral?

A Litte Bit Longer-The Jonas Brother... That's not gonna happen... Unless I die from diabeters, then we'll talk... Haa.

13. What type of men/women do you like?

She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy-Kenny Chesney... Uh... NO.

14. What is my day going to be like?

What I Like About You- The Ramones... Is.. this a good thing...?

15. Why am I here?

Stupid Girls-Pink... URMMM... No... I got bored :D

16. What will people remember me for?

Living On A Prayer-Bon Jovi... OMC. People are going to remember me for 'WHOOA, Living On A Prayer!'... That doesn't sound so bad...

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

We're All In This Together- High School Musical... I hope not... =/

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go!- Wham!... Will someone please explain this to me!?

19. What will this year be all about?

Barbie Girl-Aqua... OMG. NO. PLEASE. FOR THE SAKE OF EDWARD, NO!

18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

Everytime We Touch-Cascada... Ermm... NO. I'd probaly scream I WILL SURIVIVE!

19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

You Make My Dreams Come Ture- Halls and Oats... That's NOT gonna happen.

20 - Your message to the world:

You're The One That I Want- Grease... NO... WAY... EVER...!

21 - Your deepest secret:

Fast Cars And Freedom-Rascal Flatts... Ermmm... No!

22 - Your innermost desire:

Stronger-Kanye West... What!?

23 - Your oldest memory makes you think:

Boom, Boom,Boom,Boom.-Vengaboys... OH DEAR CARLISLE... NO WAY... I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHY IT'S ON MY iPOD!

24 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

Because You Live-Jesse McCartney... Uhm, no... But that's not so bad.

25 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Grow Up-Simple Plan... Ha!... But.. No.

26 - Right now, your feelings are:

I Love Rock And Roll-Joan Jet And The Blackhearts...Whaaa?

27 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Talk Dirty To Me-Poison... WHAT?!... Oh Carlisle... My iPod hates me.

29- You’d describe you best friend as:

First Time-Lifehouse... HUHHH? WHATT!? Nooo.

30- Your friends describe you as:

I'll Be- Edwin McCain... Umm... I hope not... !!

31- In an elevator you are most likely to:

123 Like a Bird I Sing-Tim McGraw... Huhh?

32- Your philophisy in life is:

It's A Great Day To Be Alive-Travis Tritt... Hehh. That's not so bad... But.. Not really..

33 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:

Dirty Little Secret-The All-American Rejects... HAHAH! Well, Let's keep the fact that I even bothered to do this, our little secret, shall we? Haaa!

Me- Hey, Emmett.

Emmett- Hello, Josie.. -silence- What do you want!?

Me- WHERE IS EDWARD!?

Emmett- Washing the Vol- WAIT, am I not good enough for you!?

Me-Emmett, JUST BRING ME TO EDWARD, DAMN IT!

Emmett- Fine, but does this mean no tea party tonight?

Me- sighs Emmett, we of course will have our tea party!

Emmett- YAY! It's Alice's turn to be Cinderella, I think.

Me- Uh-huh.. -silence- EMMETT BEAR& KLUTZY-GIRL TO VOLVO!

Emmett- WHEE!

Random QuotesConvo's by Me and My Friend-erz

At my house, at like 1 in the morning...

Naomi--I don't like cold pizza.

Me-- THERE ARE STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA, YOU WILL SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!

Naomi--Can't I just heat it up?

Me-- NO! IF YOU WANT IT HOT GO OUTSIDE AND MAKE YOURSELF A FIRE!

6th period Enrichment class, And I was spoiling the Twilight Books for Ryan, and describing Edward Cullen in VIVID detail.

Ryan- Josie, if you do not stop talking about Edward Cullen, I'll burn all your Twilight books&posters.

Me-- YOU WOULDN'T!

Ryan-- Yes I would!

Me-- BUT I GAVE YOU CHOCOLATE!

In the hallway, on the way to reading! Or, otherwise known as, the best class ever! Our teacher let's us play mumball, and Guitar Hero 3! Awesome, right!?

Me-- Cody, why so grumpy??

Cody--I'm tired Josie..

Me-- Yeah, the time change messed everyone up... OME THATS A SHINY PENNY!

Backstage at play practice, when I was looking through all the goodies Claire brought with her.

Me-- looking in Claire's bag- FLAVOR BLASTED GOLDFISH! I GOT DIBS!

Claire-- No, there for Hannah. I haven't given her goldfish for a while.

Me-- BUT YOU NEVER GIVE ME THE GOLDFISH!

Claire-- Cause their Hannah's special treats.

Me-- AND NOW THEIR MINE! -steals Claire's bag, and runs around with it-

(Hannah ended up sharing the goldfish with MEE!)

In Health Class, when I had free time.So I hung out with Marcus! (Who is now, currently, my Home EC buddy!)

Me- OME, Marcus!

Marcus- Yesss?

Me- LOOK AT MY AWESOME BATMAN DRAWING!

Marcus-- Thats... Batman?

Me- Well... A stick figure Batman!

Marcus: What are those circles on his arms?

Me-- Erm, his, Uh... Muscles.

Marcus-- Josie, I am ashamed. You can do better then that.

Me-- I like to keep life simple. OME, I have a new saying!

Marcus-- What?

Me-- Keep Life Simple. Draw Stick-Figures!

Marcus-- Remind me why I'm friends with you again?

Me- 'Cause I'm amazing! Face it!

On the phone with my cousin, Dalton.

Me- Say it.

Dalton- Say what, Josie?

Me- JUST FREAKIN' SAY IT DALTON!

Dalton-- -grumbles- Your the best cousin ever...

Me- LOUDER! SAY IT SO ALL WORLD MAY HERE!

Dalton-- YOUR THE BEST FREAKIN' COUSIN EVER! Happy, Josie? HAPPY!?

In Home EC class, with Marcus.

Me- You should be SOO HAPPY!

Marcus- I should?

Me- YEAH! You sit at a table with MEH!

Marcus- Thats nice. -pulls out his 4 WAY AWESOME clicky pens- Look. Aren't these AWESOME!? -shows them off-

Me- Well, I got a clicky pen! -pulls out my 1, lonley, green one-

Marcus- Well I have four! Look see! There's a purple one, a red one, a blue one, and a black one! AND THEIR CLICKY!

Me- -pulls out the top part of a fork- STOP BRAGGING! I AM GOING TO STAB YOU!

Marcus- -starts laughing hysterically at me- Did-you-just-pull-a FORK-out-of-your-pocket!?

Me- Mehbehh... -pokes him with it- What's it to you?

Marcus- Josie, you are the randomest person I'll ever know! -keeps laughing at me-

Health Class.Talking about this guy I've had a crush on. For like a year. Heehh.

Lexi- The way you and Cody are reminds me of Nessie and Jacob.

Me- -goes all Bella on her- HER NAME IS RENESMEE, AND SAY WHAT!?

Lexi- Well, it's like, your Jacob, and you imprinted on Cody, and he's Renesmee. Thats why you won't leave him alone!

Me- -throws a pen at her- YOU DID NOT JUST COMPARE ME TO THE DOG! -my papers start to fly-

Lexi- Chill OUT!

Me- I cannot BELIEVE you just compared me to... JACOB SHAPESHIFTER BLACK! YOU SHALL DIE!

Lexi- Would it be better if I just compared it to imprinting in general? And not a specific wolf?

Me- It's not AS bad. The only wolves I'll allow myself to be compared to is Seth&Quil.

Lexi- Okay. But seriously, I see your point. You guys are NOTHING like Nessie&Jacob... happy now?

Me- YOU CALLED HER NESSIE AGAIN! FOR THE LAST TIME, HER NAME IS RENESMEE!

(This fight went on for a while. Just mostly me acting like I was Bella... hehh. Oh, yeah, I'm not a huge fan of Jacob either. Heeh. I'm madly in-love with Edward, and the Cullens! WHOO! Even though, Seth is AWESOME! But I shall not blabber on about this.)

(More quotes from me&my friends to come... Well, more like random conversations... Hehe..!)

HOW ARE WE ALL!? Sorry... I felt like asking... WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!? -looks around- Wait.. I'm talking to my computer... and typing it... Oh snap... I'm still typing... This is going to put me in therapy one day... Yes, it for sure will... OMFC I NEED TO STOP!

About Meee! (Cause everyone wants to know about me... Just face it... Alright maybe not everyone...)

Hair Color- Brownn. And theres red in it when it's in the sun :)

Eye Color- I swear I don't even know, It changes from Blue, to Green, to Brown, to Gray-ish blue... Mostly Brown though :)

Birthdayy- September 3rd, baby!

Favorite Season- I guess Fall... Or Spring... IDK! I don't like wetness, or the cold. I tend to always end up being FREEZING!

Favorite Color- It changes... Currently... Green or Brown... Green's bright and warm... but Brown is soft and warm... IDK!

Favorite Food- So many types of food... CANNOT DECIDE!

Favorite Music- I love it all (Yes, including Classical), but... I do NOT like rap, at all.

I'm going to continue this another time... And possibly make it BETTERRRR. Well... Goodbyee then... -walks away, and falls- I'M OKAY! NOTT! OWW! -stands up, and backs away awkwardly-

-J-

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A Rose by Any Other Name by Girl29 reviews
An insecure Bella meets Edward Cullen in an online chat room. Sparks fly, but when he wants to meet her, she pretends to be someone else. EXBXR and Em triangle. All Human. Rated T for now but may change. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,586 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
truth or dare w vampires by vampirechick123 reviews
Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
That Hot Summer Morning by UsayImaDreamer reviews
It's hot and sweaty in Forks- who's gonna cool Bella down? B/E fresh-squeezed LEMON! Set post-Twilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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AIM: Forks' Style reviews
The Cullens, and some townspeople of Forks' have just downloaded AIM. Alot of humor, or at least my type fo humor. Check it out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008
Roommates! reviews
Living with Alice, her two brothers, Alice's finace, and his twin sister? Shouldn't be to hard for Bella.. I hope. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008
The Cliff Diving Incident reviews
What happened down in La Push, during the cliff-diving incident? Read to find out! This is a contest entry for ReD-cHeRrY-bLoSsOm. I hope you enjoy it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Seth, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete