Author has written 33 stories for Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, NCIS, and Law and Order: CI.
Hey. I'm thirty-something and I work with small people. I'm a recreation teacher and I work with ages 12 months thru Pre-K. They call me, "The Pied Piper." Someday, I also hope to publish a book. Or two. Eight? *shrugs*
I'm also on Twitter now, under the same name-- lastcrazyhorn. As if I could be under anything else. lol
Furthermore, all of my fics are also located at Archive of our Own (archiveofourown.org).
Your result for the sorting hat quiz:
You scored 72% Slytherin, 12% Ravenclaw, 28% Gryffindor, and 28% Hufflepuff!
Respond to my "Big Future" challenge! (It's listed over at Potions & Snitches if you want to respond there)
Summary: Creature!Harry has inherited Giant blood from somewhere in the family history. It manifests itself as he is growing up in the Dursley household and the muggles think he has Giantism (think Robert Wadlow, who at age 10 was already 6'6" and grew to be over 8 ft).
1st year (or more, but I want to see Diagon Alley)
Things to consider:
Re: Snape -
I'd like to see him as an ally of some sort.
My most popular HP fics:
Freaks Aren't Allowed
Over 200,000 hits at the end of November '10! It's my most popular story, and also one that I had a great deal of fun when writing. :) And 300,000 hits at the beginning of February '11. Whoo! 400K in June '11. Muahahahha. 500K in December '11! 600K in June '12!
I started writing this one during Nanowrimo '09, but didn't start publishing it until June '10. Only about 35K was salvageable from the original 60K that I managed during that particular November, but it was enough to get me started, and I finally finished in 2011! This story is a great deal darker than Freaks Aren't Allowed, but that doesn't mean that it's totally devoid of fluff or humor. It's just a bit more sparse on that end. I hit 400,000 hits at the beginning of January '12. :) 500K in August '12.
Harry doesn't know exactly what's happening, but something isn't right between him and Professor Lupin, and he's determined to find out why. Also Harry gets another familiar in this story, and I based the magical creature off of the Pygmy slow loris (this is a Youtube video and it is sooo cute).
This fic had over 200,000 hits as of January '12. And 300K in May '12.
A disabled Harry goes to Hogwarts and gets sorted into Slytherin! I got tired of reading disabled Harry fics written by people who have no concept of what it's like to be disabled, so this is my attempt at it. I have Asperger's Syndrome and a few other related syndromes; so at the very least, I understand what's it like never to quite fit in. This fic had over 200,000 hits as of January '12. 300K in June '12.
Mentally impaired Harry and transgender Hermione are sorted into Slytherin. This story is told mostly through counselling session transcripts with various first years and their heads of houses. 100,000 hits at the beginning of February '12. 200K in August '12.
*My CM Series:
Now You See Me
Hotch is kidnapped and assaulted by a particularly sadistic UNSUB.
Now You Don't
Sequel to Now You See Me Hotch begins to recover from his ordeal with the help of his friend, David Rossi.
Watch Me Now
Sequel to Now You Don't Hotch/Rossi. Almost PWP.
Now I'm A Little Worried
Sequel to Watch Me Now. Gideon finds out about Hotch and Rossi's relationship, and he is not pleased.
Now THAT'S An Unexpected Request
Sequel to Now I'm A Little Worried. Reid asks Rossi and Hotch for some help . . . some sexual help. Threesome and smutty goodness abounds!
Non-con Gibbs/OC. In a bad situation, Gibbs offers himself in the place of Tony and suffers an unpleasant fate. Established Gibbs/Fornell. Reactions and results in second chapter.
* Aftermath -is the tag I've written for this