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Poll: If Fang, from MR, was put into a house at Hogwarts, from HP, do you think he should be put in Slytherin because of his personality and his darkness and his bravery or gryfindor because of his bravery ? someones gonna have to be in slytherin Vote Now!
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Joined 10-12-08, id: 1715186, Profile Updated: 06-05-10
Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, X-Men: The Movie, and Twilight.

Hello. My name is Maggie. If you haven't already noticed, I have a very long profile. It's from last year, when I was younger ;) and i am just too lazy to sort through it! :) Now I have a thing for run- on sentences! I love Twilight and Harry Potter! I have probably spent more hours searching for good fanfiction than actually reading it. I get mad easily. Especially when people think I'm too young to understand things. Newsflash: I may be young but times really have changed, and kids know a lot more than they used to. I am a true red head. I have blue eyes and freckly skin. (not those huge blotches, but those cute little freckles, I'm a lucky ginger) :)

I also love angst and dark and forbidden romance, but I don't like reading a story that is just sex. That's just gross (to me) and I normally just exit RIGHT out of those. I am as patient as possible for someone with MY life and I like to understand people. I normally ask people lots of questions! :) I love to read, write, run, dance like crazy (but only in the right company) even though I am NOT good at it! :) I also like to play piano and sing. I like helping people and making friends! I absolutely LOVE juicy gossip and scandalous (omg i did just use that completely scandalous word!) lol! things, just not when they're about me. I love people in general and I am actually very calm when I'm at home, just no one from school would think that because I have so much energy when I am around people. I think its the funniest thing when people tell me that its an "adult novel" and that I'm too young to read it! lol! It just makes me laugh! I am very easily excitable! I hope you like my stories (even though most of them are terrible since they're written so long ago! I'm going to try to update more now that it is summer! Iloveyou all! I'm going to go TRY to shorten my profile now! :)

Pairings that I love:

Twilight canon couples (E/B, R/E, A/J, E/C, J/N)

Hermione/ Draco

Hermione/ Tom R.

Ginny/ Tom R.

Lots of others :)

My Inside jokes or just jokes my friends came up with:

One day, my luniac of a friend was in NYC.
She saw a sign labeled "Subway".
She went down to the Subway station and told the clerk,
"I'll have a 5 Footlong,
please!" ~Mikaela

The world needs more Happy Farmers! lol (inside JK)

lol at school i am that kid who is great at making any teacher she wants hate her. lol i like had a sub and she got so pissed off at me that she like made me stay after school with her and talk about how i was being disrespectful lol then during prayer i was tellin my friend how she wanted me to stay after school and my friend (Mikkie) goes "That lady is a Bitc-" but i cut her off and i was like:

"Dude were praying" we almost all started like cracking up. That just made the sub get pissed off at me more though lol.

OHHHH i almost forgot, i like to play wid fire. I once wanted to see something- dont ask me what b/c i have a horrible memory- and i ended up catching my bangs on fire. Good thing i got it out b/c i love my pretty hair!! Then another time I wanted to see if i could make a blow torch by holding up a match and spraying febreez on it... lets just say that didn't turn out too good. lol i ended up askin my sister and her friend if they would hold the match up for me and they both ran inside and locked me out. Then i went and ended up breakin my front door down (sry dad) in order to get back inside. lol :( i still didn't get to try the fabreez thing!! lol

I can break or loose anything within a matter of seconds and not have any idea were it went or how i broke it. I also am the queen of excuses lol those babies have saved my butt alot in the past.

"It was an accident!! i swear i didn't mean to make that kid get his head slammed into his locker!!" lol (inside JK b/tw me and Angie)


Birthday: if i told u i'd have to hunt u down, stick your head in a toilet, and see how long u could hold ur breath lol T#99 jk

BA: Bad Apple since 2010! :)


This is Written by a Guy!!

Not Me i Just Thought It Was Cute

We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it makes us kinda mad.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there..

We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTSbut at 2 in the morning we do get a littl e concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.

That it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it..

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood im in.

Let us pay for you!

dont 'feel bad'

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not what you are.

Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.

or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up..

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown,
Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'
i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!

Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population
and find someone who will treat you with utter respect

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' .and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.


Stereotypes:
(If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with.)

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer
I like the opera, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way to much money
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep
I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money
I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling
I wear perfume, I MUST be a flirt

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.


copy and pastes

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher, lovelybella, bizarre111, Cullen1994, TwilightGirl100195 are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a song in your head but cant remember what it was called copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile...

If you've ever fallen in love with a guy who thinks your a freak, copy and past this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your pro.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if, even though he's a drug addict crazy depressed emo guy, you idolize Fang!

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have so many dreams about Maximum ride and Twilight that you have lost count, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should confess their love for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquito's giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. (Bad bugs)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burnt precooked food, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are as bad a cook as Max, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you laugh when someone says the word Fart, copy and past this in your profile

If you just laughed, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch TV than read. If you are one of the 35 percent how would have their nose in a book, copy/paste this to your profile

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.

If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you’ve ever been yelled by your parents for reading too much, copy and paste this into your profile

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination or something to that effect, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with music, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love reading, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are the type pf person who gets in trouble in class for reading while the teacher is talking copy and paste this and add your name. Queen of Atlantis, Bellas.My.Alter.Ego, Sir Spamalot, Give Up your Prejudices, kendraxinjectionxx, lotsadodles11

If you love Fall Out Boy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate it when people label you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have tried to slam a revolving door, C&P.
Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.
If you and your friends have made up codenames for boys so they wouldn't know you were talking about them, copy and paste this into your profile
If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this to your profile.

If youve ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
if you are in love with a fictional character, ( cough, cough fang and Edward Cullen!) copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you're defying gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are like Nudge, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness and Niggyness are your obsessions, post this in your profile.
If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you could, copy this into your profile.
If you'll take the first watch, copy and paste this to you're profile. (if you don't get it, THEN READ MAXIMUM RIDE!)
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever shouted a random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.
you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more MWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing
Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a best friend will be in the room next to you yelling "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
When life give you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers
Beware! For my place of employment has given me a NEW weapon...THE BUBBLE WRAP!
If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Flock, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Fang. Crazy is screaming everytime you hear the name Edward because you think Jacob is 10 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Edward fangirls- --That's Crazy, too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you are rolling around laughing and looking waaaay too happy because of faxness in MR5. Crazy is when you start squeeling about how your favorite author just updated and your family looks at you wierdly If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


You know you live in 2010 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

3. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

4. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

6. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

7. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

8. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

10. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

11. You were too busy to notice number five.

12. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

13. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (hasnt happened yet but i dont ever understand wat the heck the teacher is talking about lol)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

Quotes:

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium? my work here is done.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Dont piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Toes arent needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully.

"Some people are like Slinkies
not really good for anything,
but they still bring a smile to your face,
when you push them down a flight of stairs. "
— Unknown

"I know I'm never going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider." — Some random guy

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."
— Albert Einstein

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no freaking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the he-eck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh man, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you moron."

"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."

"All the world 's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts". ~As You Like It

"When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions".

"True nobility is exempt from fear". ~Henry the Sixth, Part II

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them". ~Twelfth Night

"A man can die but once". Henry IV, Part II

"Conscience is but a word that cowards use, devised at first to keep the strong in awe". ~King Richard III

“True is it that we have seen better days". ~As You Like It

"For ever and a day". ~As You Like It

"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool". ~As You Like It

"I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it". ~As You Like It

People Like You

Are The

Reason

People Like Me

Need

Medication

-LOL I FOUND THIS OFF SOMEONES PROFILE AND THOUGHT IT WAS HALLARIOUS!

"Love is like a bar of soap once you think you have it, it slips away" -unknown

"Me pretending to listen, That should be enough for you."~ Anonymous

"Its not your fault, I'm just blaming you anyway."- Evil little Bunny

"Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?” ~ Anonymous

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” ~ Anonymous

"Everyday is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.” ~ Anonymous

"My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.” ~ Anonymous

"If you know me, chances are you hate me." ~ Anonymous

"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." ~ Anonymous

"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up.” ~ Anonymous

"Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." ~ Anonymous

I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD
I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me. ~Anonymous

"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." ~ Anonymous

"The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." ~ Anonymous

"Anyone can be called a father, but only some can be a dad." ~ Anonymous

"Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I'm happy...because it takes one smile to cover up a million tears." ~ Anonymous

"If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?" ~ Anonymous

"Friends are like butt cheeks, shit may come between them, but they always stick together." ~ Anonymous

"I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it." ~ Anonymous

"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life." ~ Anonymous

"Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so stick it right in!" ~ Anonymous

"Virginity is like a balloon, one small prick and it's gone forever." ~ Anonymous

"Sex is temptation caused by sensation, when a guy puts his location into a girl's destination, to increase population for the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" ~ Anonymous

"They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching." ~ Anonymous

"I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes." ~ Anonymous

"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." ~ Anonymous

"Anyone can reach their stars…and if you can’t reach, catch one that falls." ~ Anonymous

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..." ~ Anonymous

"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." ~ Anonymous

"Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way." ~ Anonymous

"It's not how you pick your nose; it's where you put the booger." ~ Anonymous

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." ~ Anonymous

"An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." ~ Anonymous

"Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?" ~ Anonymous

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." ~ Anonymous

"Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought." ~ Anonymous

"Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer." ~ Anonymous

"Okay, so what's the speed of dark?" ~ Anonymous

"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"~Max

"For God's sake, Nudge, my ears are bleeding!"~Iggy

"Nope," I said. "We're kinda low-tech than that." Like, having Kleenex would be a huge step up for us. ~Max

'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' Gazzy barked.”

'We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?' (Max)
He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. 'She offered to cook breakfast.'" (Fang)

"'You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me.’We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)
'And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max)

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
- Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

This is on me" is what Dorothy Parker wanted on her tombstone

"The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon

"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life." --Tommy Lasorda

No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go

"Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You
guessed it. Guess what's next? You guessed it..."

Hi, you know the drill.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901- heck, he's sexier than everyone since 1901

I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me.

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

Guys should be like lattes-rich, strong, and hot

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

EMO kids have cool hair.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.

Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Music is love in search of word.

It's a fusion of Jazz and funk-is called 'Junk'!

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"

Assassination is an extreme form of censorship

The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

He said I love you, I laughed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullshit

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

OMG i laughed sooo hard at this quote, its from Maximum Ride: The After Yearsyou should really read it anyway heres the quote:

"Oh, come on, Max. We could’ve been on TV, you know? Give people something to watch! Just imagine! Car chase between two Colorado officers and a politician and a talk show host! It’s brilliant!”

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

You say - Pink
I say - Black
You say - Miley Cyrus
I say - Lacey Mosley
You say - Jonas Brothers
I say - MUSE MUSE MUSE
You say - Makeup
I say - MOVIES
You say - That i'm weird
I say: Hell yeah im weird you gotta problem?!
put this on your profile if you agree

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "Ding Dong The Witch is Dead" when Umbridge is kidnapped by the Centaurs. ~Me! :) lol!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Luke Skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake.

Darth Vader-ooh! Can I be a rebel!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Stupid shiny Volvo owner.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"

"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."

"Guns don't kill people. I do."

"A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'"

"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?

OMG I DID IT! I ORGANIZED MY TERRIBLY LONG PROFILE! :D! lol! Now go read my stories and check out my favorites list! lol! :)

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Fire & Ice by PlonkerOnDaLoose reviews
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. Ginny Weasley burns for revenge and Tom Riddle is frozen in time. When two forces of nature collide, destruction is assured.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,215 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Eternally With You by x3LadySiax3 reviews
SET AFTER EDWARD LEAVES IN NEW MOON. Bella's a witch,a vampire,and a mother? what happens when she moves back to Forks 105 years later and runs into the family she thought she would never see again. READ AND FIND OUT, STORY BETTER THEN SUMMARY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,494 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 12153 - Favs: 12,915 - Follows: 10,499 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Finding Home by piperchick reviews
Takes place after MR2.Max was gone. Four years have pass and now she's back. She can't hide from her secrets. And her biggest one may destroy them all. FAXNESS and some IggyxNudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,867 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Max, Fang
Bad Romance by uchiha.s reviews
She loved him first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 204,840 - Reviews: 2764 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15045 - Favs: 8,638 - Follows: 9,081 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shadows of Ourselves by InkFairy reviews
Draco Malfoy has played both sides of the war for years, but when Voldemort gives him an ultimatum—bring him Hermione Granger or die—she surprisingly agrees to be handed over to the Dark Lord. Together, they take pureblood society by storm as Master and Madam Malfoy, all while trying to help the Order find and destroy the last Horcruxes and defeat Voldemort forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,580 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Waking Nightmare by God-of-goats-loves-books reviews
Set after MR3, Max accidentally causes Fang to leave the flock one night but after 4 years they find each other again. How will the flock react? How will Max and Fang deal? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 134,286 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Max, Fang
A Black Wedding Ring by Winterblume reviews
It's 1944 and Hermione Granger is in her seventh and final year at Hogwarts. She's Head Girl, top student in most of her classes and is right in the middle of preparing for her NEWTs exams. Really, everything is quite alright for little Miss Know-It-All. If only it weren't for the Head Boy, Tom Riddle, who seems to be up to something...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,273 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken Tears by XxXGloomXxX reviews
Fangs with lissa, Max is broken and she leaves to savetheworld set during schoolsoutforever
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Max, Fang
Damaged: Sarah Curtis by manthaS115 reviews
Sister fic. Sarah Curtis is the sister of the Curtis brothers. But also Curly Shepards girlfriend. When a war starts between the Shepards and the RK, Sarah and Angela get unintentionally involved. Can they be protected from the harm that comes?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,945 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Curly S. - Complete
The Hostile Encounters by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
Maximum and The Shadow; the two best street fighters of their generation. Their rivalry is fueled full force when the biggest brawl in years is set to go down. For the first time they will meet... and only one will be victorious. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,143 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20122 - Favs: 11,743 - Follows: 6,919 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maximum Boarding School by LovelyVentures reviews
Max and the gang find themselves in a new adventure,boarding school.Now problems insue, boyfriends,friends,enimes, and roomates you can't stand. Max OC's, Fang OC's, Major Fax. Other relationships too.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 87,158 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Max, Fang
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wings and Wizards by WarriorsFreak reviews
Normal is, as normal gets. The flock believes they are going to a school for special children, but they weren't ready for what defined special when they accepted. As they are divided, will the separation cause only holes that may not be mended? That's what happens when you mix wings and wizards. Read and review please.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,297 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2009
When a Winged Girl Meets a Magic Boy by Alyson May reviews
Harry Potter is playing Quidditch when he collides with who else but Maximum Ride. What happens when a mutant freak learns a whole new meaning to the word weird? Possible pairings later! Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Max
Velvet Roses by chrissytingting reviews
"I know you," he whispered silkily, his cool breath tickling her ear. "You want power. You want the forbidden knowledge. The Dark Arts... It enthralls you, it calls to your soul.. and I can give you all of that, My Dark Lady. So surrender to me." DARK.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,770 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Wands & Wings by Silentflier reviews
What would happen if you put Maximum Ride at Hogwarts you would get... Genetically Enhanced Magical Mayhem! Harry Potter/Maximum Ride crossover! Rewritten. First chapter up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 2/28/2009
Xtermination by panache2005 reviews
What happens when the Flock encounters the X-Men?
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 8/31/2008
Let Me Help You by me38242 reviews
What if Max and the Flock had never gotten “the talk”? What is the outcome of an adolescence without an adult and knowledge of societal norms?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,192 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Max, Fang
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5449 - Favs: 6,556 - Follows: 5,202 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Disturbia: The Original by coelicasi reviews
Max is having terrible, horrific nightmares of the Flock being murdered brutally by a monster. Now Max's world is crashing down around her, & she must stop the dreams from coming true or she she may become the very thing that killed them. ABANDONED
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,265 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - [Max, Fang] V. Martinez, OC - Complete
Dancing with Fire by Littlest Cinnaminion reviews
Things I didn't see coming: Fang's brother. My family doubling in size. Finding other successful experiments. Meeting the Cullens. Falling in love with Fang. Defying the Volturi. And finally, me? Learning to dance hip hop? Yeah, interesting..." Max
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 223,753 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 4041 - Favs: 3,082 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Her Sweet, Decadent Smile by thecellarfloor reviews
"Princess," Draco's voice sliced through the silence, dangerously close to where she was hiding, "I know you're here somewhere." Hermione muffled her ragged breaths. He was clearly enjoying this. "Come out, come out, wherever you are..." A sequel to HBHE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,005 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
12 Days Of Christmas by Penname.Of.Doom reviews
Max was taken away 8 years ago and this Christmas she escaped and she has found the Flock. But she isn’t exactly the person that they were expecting. She looks different: younger, older and birdier at the same time! Can she put her family back together?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,206 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Max, Fang
Hidden Graced by EllaRose00 reviews
Bella doesn't remember who she is or where she came from. The only person who knows is Edward. Bella knew Edward was different. She never would have guessed he's a fallen angel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Alphabet Soup by Maq reviews
How can a bowl of cold soup change the world? Ginny's going to find out. Rated for language, character death, self-harm, and other possible squicks. Semi DH compliant. TomxGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,798 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Maximum Ride: Save Us by writeroses1029 reviews
Max saved the world but nothing is the same. The flock try giving normal a try but Max is finding it hard. FAX is broken up due to Fang's past threatening Max's life. W/o Max aware of it. R&R PLEASE! New Chapter in!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 48,889 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride: Taking Back the World by writeroses1029 reviews
Follow up story to Maximum Ride 5. Max learns what Mr. Chu wants with her. Relationships begin to grow more. What will Max have to do in order to take back the world?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 67,481 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Diary of My Mistakes by writeroses1029 reviews
Max, two years after saving the world, is alone in London. All she has for company is the Voice and her Diary but even in the secret pages she won't reveal what she has done wrong. Only time will give us all the answer. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,256 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3113 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Visit from the Future by maxride08 reviews
A winged girl named Sam comes to the flock claiming that shes from the future. Fang knows shes keeping secrets from them. Her secrets are revealed, and the consequences force the flock to travel to the future themselves. What they learn changes everything :: ON HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,992 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 9/8/2007
Something Like That by amsrule reviews
SEQUEL TO 'Nothing Like This' IS FINALLY UP! Max, Fang, and Shadow are finally living peacefully...until the voice tells Max she needs to save the world. How is she going to do that? Well, she'll need the flock and a lot of duct tape! FAX! R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Max, Fang
Angel with Dark Wings by DepressedQueen reviews
What would happen if Bella was a grim reaper. Would Edward still fall in love? Would the Cullens survive or die when Bella has a really bad Temper? Please read it is actually really good!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,468 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Stone Cold Heart by eb70792 reviews
Bella's living the life in NY until shes forced to move to Forks So what happens when dark parts from her past resurface, will the Cullens be able to save her before it's too late? OOC and swearing, be warned. ON HOLD- being rewritten.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,635 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fusion of the Hot Guys by EndlessHope reviews
This is a Twilight/ Maximimum Ride crossover. The flock goes to Forks and immediately strange things happen. They end up with new vampire enemies. It's been up before but I deleted it and now it's back again. Happens after second MR and after Twilight.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,514 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13405 - Favs: 8,104 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
On the Run by madcowre reviews
Edward is a fugitive on the run. A misunderstanding causes Bella to join him. She's angry that she's been taken from her perfect life. He's angry that he has to run with a woman who annoys him no end. They don't get on, but can it lead to something more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 138,518 - Reviews: 2566 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Life After death by jazzyluv reviews
Its been 13 years since Edward left Bella, she had a secret to tell him that night that she was pregnant with his children. 13 years later shes back in the little town of Fork's,WA. She meets up with Edward again. how will her children give it a chance!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,706 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only You Dally by LadyAprohdite reviews
He doesn't love her or so he says, and she doesn't care or so she says. But everyone can see that they're meant for eachother. Even though Dallas Winston doesn't love anyone, he certainly cares for her, a lot. DallyOc. Rated for language.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,626 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Dallas W. - Complete
Maxamorphosis by ironyheartsap reviews
Max learns surprising secrets regarding her DNA; it is partly composed of Vampire DNA. Soon it's mutating out of control, and Max is slowly changing into a vampire. Will the Cullens be able to help? & what about the Volturi? Better/full summary inside.FAX
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,540 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/9/2009
Chapter 1 The Beginning Please Review by mayellacullen reviews
Bella and Edward have a daughter named Mayella 70 years after they get married. Bella doesn't want her to have the same life she has had, and Edward want's to keep the fact that they're vampires a secret from her. But what happens when she finds out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,654 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Dark Star by Lily Desdemona Potter reviews
Before The year 1999 There was no such person as Isabella Swan, Only Bellatrix Black - LeStrange. How did Bellatrix turn from a 44 at the time year old Death eater to a 18 year old muggle? Is she even a muggle?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,721 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bellatrix L., Edward
Twilight by DazzledShamrock reviews
Bella finds a book that depicts her life. Just what the hell is going on and what is she going to do about it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,056 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Chasing Ride by RenRawrzBby reviews
Max gets captured by the school. It's been 10 years since she's seen the flock, and she's finally escaped the school. what happens when she finds the flock? will they even take her back? MAJOR FAX review please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,019 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Max, Fang
Unheeded Warning: Synergy by DZAuthor AKA DZMom reviews
IN PROGRESS. The Flock faces danger while Max faces her worst enemy. Who can she trust? Does anyone ever tell her the truth? What really happened after The Final Warning? Rated Teen for Limes - non-explicit sexual activity - and violence. AUDIO - SEE CH 1
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 72,173 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Max, Fang
Love Affair by ScarletRubie reviews
18th Century, all human, Edward and Bella Love story. It takes place in a town that loves gossip and condemns immorality. This has been re-released, it's being edited and new readers are welcome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,430 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
Love and War by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
Max saved the world. Fang thinks it's his duty to keep it that way. Enlisting in the army will make or break them, but only time will tell in the dangerous game of love and war.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,442 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Tale of a Black Soul by Lily Desdemona Potter reviews
Bella Swan was never who she said she was, but who is she really? The cullen's are about to find out 19 years after they left her.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,040 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sirius B., Bella
Dawn by Pegasus6644 reviews
When the Flock spend the night in Forks, Edward attacks Max, and she transforms into a vampire to avoid death. Meanwhile, the Volturi helps Itex rebuild itself, to attack the Cullens with every means nessisary. Bad summary, but GREAT Story. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,161 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008
Storm Blood by Tears of Constantine reviews
Fang is shot by Angel hunters and Max realizes that the wound had become infected. Now she wants to fullfill his dieing wishes. No matter what they are. Major Fax, this is a high rated t story. I mean what are a dudes final wishes? Romeo and Juliet theme
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Fang, Max
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,650 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 2,568 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
That Night by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
One crazy night really can change everything. From nearly getting blown up -not cool- to making out -very cool- the Flock tries to make it to dawn with their hearts and heads intact. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Max, Fang
Breaking Ride by Totally-Yatal reviews
Max leaves the flock and starts a new life...as Bella Swan. But will she be able to leave behind her flock and be with the love of her new life, Edward Cullen! IT'S A LOVE SQUARE! Bella Max /Edward/Jacob/ and Fang! Tell me what you think!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,214 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 9/28/2008
Magical Secrets by AStudyInTeal reviews
Bella was sent to Forks as a Mission for the Order of the Phoenix.Edward left her, now she's returned as a failure. Voldemort's power is growing and the Cullens come to Hogwarts.Bella is supposed to help Harry defeat Voldemort but, can she? Summary inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,640 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
A Silent Whisper by DepressedQueen reviews
Bella is a ghost whose a little bit younger than Edward. Will Edward's and Bella's love last and will they fall in love? Is it even possible for a ghost to fall in love with a Vampire? Please read, it is actually really good.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008
Daddy by xxIceCrystalxx reviews
When Max discovers that she's pregnant, she has no choice but to leave the flock. Six years later: Something terrible has happened to Max and her daughter has to find the family that she doesn't remember. The family she's not even sure will take her.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,330 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Freak by Impending Reality reviews
Fang is captured and Erasified. Horrified by what he has become, he escapes and joins a rogue group of Erasers who call themselves the Pack. 5 years later, the Flock and the Pack cross paths. Will old flames reignite? Major FAX angst! R&R! Chapter 18 UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,670 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Fang, Max
Maximum Ride, The Volturi Battle by 13crazycheer13 reviews
Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover. Post MR4, New Moon. The Flock move to Forks. While they're there the Volturi come to change Bella and want Max too. As a last resort the Flock and the Cullens turn to The Pack for help. Check my profile for A/Ns. Enjoy!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 33,916 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Max, Bella
Worth It by Ms.Tom Felton reviews
Hermione find out that Ron is cheating on her, Draco is the one that will show her love does exist. dramoine drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Maximum Ride: The After Years by eclipsed heart reviews
Ten years ago, the world was saved and the flock split up, all contact lost. Now where are they? What happens when they reunite? Forgiveness is needed, romance is a must, and keeping everyone together when grudges threaten unity is priority. Gotta be FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,907 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Max, Nudge - Complete
Faximum Ride: accidentally in love by Julie AV reviews
post MR4 no MR5.max comes up with a way to destroy itex for good.all goes well, for a time. what will happen when something goes wrong&all lives are at stake? R&R to find out, right here.story has major FAXness.all characters in character at all times.R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,856 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Max, Fang
Not for Forever by ohmyakito reviews
Jeb locates the Flock's missing parents. Will they be forced to live with their blood related families or will they continue living as a Flock? How will they hold up knowing that they might be living separate lives? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,389 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
A Timeless Teaser by VTM Potter Crazy reviews
Since it's taking so long to get the sequel to "One Timeless Chance" up and running I decided to put this up for those who are patiently waiting. Watch this space, the teasing hasn't even begun yet!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
This grudge i hold and what it made me do by MeThinks-I-Like-Books reviews
I am sixteen years old. My family were ripped away from me and killed one-by-one. I work in a sleazy night club on minimum wage. I am a mother now, but I don’t even care for my kid." how max copes with the loss of her flock, and their return. FAX, R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,299 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Max
Raelee by TheMaskedArtist reviews
What is Dallas Winston had a sister? What if something happened to her? This is her story. COMPLETED on 4/10/10
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 52,798 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Dallas W., Two Bit M. - Complete
Stealth by angstar54 reviews
Three years after Edward left, Bella is now part of the Volturi's most powerful and renown three woman hit team. When a new mission lands them in a city in Michigan, she finds herself face to face with her past and a menacing danger looming on the horizon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,302 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
A New Town: A Maximum Ride and Twilight Xover by Firestorm816 reviews
Maximum Ride and Twilight Xover. Takes place 3 years after MR 4 . The flock moves to a new town called Forks, and much more that i cant fit in this tiny box.Read to find out! D. FAXNESS!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,693 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008
Maximum Ride:The Otherworld by Fightingrose reviews
Twi-Ride Crossover. Welcome to the small town of Jericho, newly appointed home to Maximum Ride and the Flock. As they try to live a normal life, the flock encounters the Cullen family. Will they spell disaster or adventure for the flock?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,693 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Max - Complete
I Walk the Way of Neon Lights by iBanana reviews
A/U. Fang's kidnapped at Itex Germany, the flock have to find him. Then, they learn he's the key to a horrible project: Project Omega- half the world's death. Will the world perish at Itex's hands? Full summary inside. OOCish towards the end, btw.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 50,953 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Max, Meet Your Sexist Self by Shatchi reviews
There's the Flock we know, but what if there's another? One like ours, only not.In fact,the only difference is a few chromosomes.Changes beginning with Y not X. Yes,Max will meet Max,if she were a he. And he won't leave her alone,especially with Itex back
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,147 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Max
Fork in the Road by Totally-Yatal reviews
Max recieves a new mission: To kill Fang. BIGGER SUMMARY INSIDE! *NOTE: I am restarting this, so I will be taking down chapters. If you are new to the story, you may read it from the beginning or from the new preface. I reccomend from the NEW preface
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,756 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008
Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2105 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 2,842 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Magical Mayhem by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
What happens when Max and her flock meet Harry Potter and his gang? Will the mayhem cease to exist or will things just get worse? You're about to find out! Better than it sounds I swear! R&R please! Old and new pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,812 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Max - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8702 - Favs: 5,375 - Follows: 5,091 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
One Timeless Chance by VTM Potter Crazy reviews
It's a long shot, a suicide mission, something she's not even sure she can do...But she has to try. To save everyone she loves, she must learn to use a kind of magic she hates, from the one she hates most of all. HG/TR A twist on a timeless tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,478 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Max moves to Forks by Del3195 reviews
Max gets kidnapped, and it turns out that the Flock doesn't want her anymore. Max goes to live with her mom, but she has gotten married! When Max moves with her mom to Forks for her husband, what happens when she's not the only freak around? Please R&R!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,499 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Max
Maximum Ride: Why Me? by Ally Noel reviews
Max Ride is back and ready for action. Lots of FAX! i know you love it. R&R please! rated M for a couple of chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 33,536 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008
It's Kind Of A Werewolf and Bird Kid Thing by RenRawrzBby reviews
Max is the strong, yet lonely bird kid. Leah is the lone female werewolf, who nobody understands. When Max heads to La Push in search of Fang's lost family member, gets injured, and needs help badly, will fate bring them together? Full Summary Inside!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Max, Leah
Hand Cuffed by Demon-Kitty-Chan reviews
The title basically says it all. Flames welcome. Please review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
Tortured Lullaby by astrohuckleberry reviews
Sequel to Not What She Seems. Bella and Edward have been searching for their daughter for years, looking in every country. But when they have their "wedding" Tanya and her clan come to visit bringing a certain someone. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,375 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Forks Flys by ice around the moon reviews
The Voice tells Max to go to Forks, but all does not go well, as usual. The Flock is attacked by the wolves, the Volturi come back, Max starts falling for Fang, and a new friend who turns out to be a traitor could be their saviour in the end. F/M Alec/OC
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,665 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Max - Complete
Bedlam by Broken Soup reviews
Isabella Marie Swan has been locked in an asylum all her life, never having contact with anyone since a young age. But when she burns for seven days and nights, those walls will no longer be able to hold her in. AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,346 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Bella
Is There Really A Silver Lining For Every Cloud? by xXx.La.tua.cantante.xXx reviews
Bella has been abused by her father Charlie ever since her mother died when she was eight. She has almost given up hope, Can Edward and the Cullens help her escape before it is too late?... EXB. RATED T-M for abusive scenes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,740 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008
Ride of the Twilight by In Snake Skin reviews
Maximum Ride twilight crossover. So The flock land in Forks to take a break from flying, when they meet the cullens. But theres another member, Elliot Hale. Max seems to fall in love with him, but not completly. Cullens normal. MxE MxF NudgexIggy?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,139 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Max
Inevitability by HigherMagic reviews
It was going to happen, really. It's only to be expected right? Nothing is really certain though; how will this all turn out? Are there any consequences? What will the Volturi think? One thing's for sure; Edward is going to be so mad... give it a chance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,367 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Hold Me Close by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
FAXNESS Need I say more? After Max discovers that Fang is the cure to her nightmares, a mysterious man appears, claiming to be Fang's father. Could Max lose Fang forever? Before she has even sorted out her feelings? Or is love waiting for her?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,658 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Something Other by Unofficial Cullen reviews
Bella Swan is not a vampire, werewolf, or witch. She’s “something other.” Vamps/Werewolves included. Canon Pairings. Nominated for Indie TwiFic award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,708 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Too Much Time Taken by ditchedbyruby reviews
The School made an unexpected and -unfortunately- healthy return. After kidnapping the Flock and everyone escaping- but Fang. When he finally makes it out he spends ten years searching for the Flock he lost. Now, he's found them. Rated T for safety.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Fang, Max
Wings and Immortals by maximumcullenxxx reviews
In Forks, with vampires, things are risky. Especially now. Max has a new mission. A mission to save what makes up this world from what makes up part. Jacob needs to choose between love and imprintment. And Forks is in great danger...FAX. BLACKWATER.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,824 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Max, Fang
7 Deadly Sins by horizontal stripes43 reviews
The Flock get infected with the 7 Deadly Sins- Rage, Lust, Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Sloth, and Greed. What will happen when Fang leaves? Can Max get over her jealousy? I suck at summaries, REVIEW PLEASE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,661 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008
Beaten by horizontal stripes43 reviews
Everyone is living with their parents. Max, Iggy, and Nudge take a road trip to visit Fang in Chicago and find something they'd least expect. Something horrible. WARNING violence involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,570 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Fang
Too Late for Sorry by Tress Blues reviews
During NM. Victoria bit Bella on the beach and 90 years later, Bella and her new coven are back in Forks. But what happens when our favourite vampire family comes back too? Sparks will fly and tension grows to new heights as danger looms...ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,640 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Relocation by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
Max and her flock are captured and relocated. The scientists have taken their memories. They are sent to live in different towns and attend a normal school. What happens when Fang moves to the same school as her? Can she remember? FAX!Was WANNABE-AUTHOR92
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,502 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Saving Grace by lilicullen13 reviews
Bella is abused by Charlie and cuts herself. She has no friends and no one to go to when she is hurt. When the Cullens come to town, what will happen. Normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,793 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
What is love? by FAXfan reviews
This is my first FanFic. Please review and tell me if I'm good. There is deffinatly FAX! Some Eggy. Sorry for mis-spelled words.Theres some comedy.They go to school and such. Theres some puberty in here. Thanks for all who read! Orangeduck23 is co-writer!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,493 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Night Filled Silence by mayellacullen reviews
Ok, this is the third book in the Mayella Cullen series. Mayella and Jacob are together finally at last as they try to live a normal life, but Mayella is conducting a few investigations of her own. And will Seth ever come back? Please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,160 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009
Red heads, Guys, Fang, Drama Max's life by AWESOME-L'S reviews
Alternate universe. Kind of. No wings. No one knows each other. But lots of Fax! First story, don't murder me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,297 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Max, Fang
Everything Is Not What It Seems by NotYourBestFriend reviews
Bella Swan isn't really Bella Swan. She's really Aislinn Foy, the Queen of the Summer Fey. She's kept it hidden from the Cullens for so long. But what happens when someone shows up that can't be ignored? OOC.
Crossover - Twilight & Wicked Lovely - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,647 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella
Under the Same Stars by DiamondSummit reviews
maximum ride/twilight crossover. max and the gang move to forks and start high school. their tutors happen to be edward, alice, and bella. what will happen when both sides realise that the others are not 100% human? T for language and older themes
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,517 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
Betrayed by Firestorm816 reviews
On temp. hiatus. SORRY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella
What is THAT! by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Max Ride/Twilight twist. Max and her flock have been working on defeating ITEX when they fly over a field. They land in a rainy town. Where are they? Takes place after TFW & BD. Disclaimer: I dont own MR/T, JP&SM do.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 40,667 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Burning Legend by Aurora528 reviews
You can't control your destiny, there's only here and now. Give in to love or live in fear, no other path, no other way, no day but today. FAX, set after MR2
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,594 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Fang, Max
Boston by WaterWings617 reviews
The CSM invites the flock to a dinner cruise in Boston, so the flock decide to take a few days to explore the area. When the cruise arrives, what drama will unfold? FAX! : rated T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Fang, Max
Enemies turn Lovers? by FAXfan reviews
All HUMAN! Bella is cordinated and somewhat popular. She plays soccer. Edward's new and the star runningback. What happens when sport rivals come together when Bella befriends Edwards sister and they become best friends! Review! A/N: I don't own twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Run For Your Love by BellaEdwardlover1991 reviews
Edward left Bella, she tried things out with Jacob. But things don’t turn out the way they all want, and Bella ends up at college 65 years later. Her life turns upside down, and she has to run. Will they have an eternity together? NOT A TYPICAL ENDING! AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,747 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lost by Person95 reviews
Max leaves the flock when she finds out she is pregnant with Fang's child. What happens when Fang finds Max? Fax, rated T for sexual references.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,022 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Max, Fang
More Normalness by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
This is the sequel to Maximum Ride: Our "Normal" Lives. It's just a bunch of stuff that happens those years after that experience. FAX, EGGY, Nudge,OC/Kudge or Nyle, Romance and humor... Visions are coming true...Or are they? Read to find out... Rated T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 102,430 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Tossed Out by goldenrose37 reviews
At the age of ten she is tossed out onto the street, to be picked up by three kids who are similar to her. This is her story. TITLE TO BE REVISED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,784 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
Change by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Bella has 11 brothers and sisters, and has to move to Forks, Washington when her football coach father gets a huge promotion. She's mainly responsible for her siblings and she never thinks of herself, but then she meets Edward Cullen, and things change. Loosely based on CHeaper by the Dozen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,877 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Day My Life Came Back by KlumzyKat reviews
Isabella Swan was born in 1845. Shes now a vampire going to visit an old friend. Dr. Carlisle Cullen. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,324 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Wish by NatalieRB reviews
PatientNo.173D, Isabella Swan. Ward 3. Just because I’m dying it doesn’t mean I need anyone to buy me flowers or send me get well soon cards. Because I won’t get well soon, whether you send me a card or not. I just want to complete my wishes. EXB OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,053 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bulletproof your soul by bookwurm96 reviews
okay, so, basically, max gets taken back to the school. Forcibly. Then, 7 years later, she's out. And then what happens? Sorry, new to this stuff, bad summaries, etc.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,905 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Max, Fang
Stuck in the middle with you by hannah-louise-xD reviews
Max and Fang tell each other about their feelings, causing Nudge to catch them in an awkward position. Rated T for the moment. Vote on my poll! :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,851 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Controlled by lookingforthelight reviews
The Flock and Max are seperated by the School. Max's life just keeps going downhill. And soon it will hit rock-bottom.But can she survive and bring it back up again? Some Fax. Bad at summaries. R&R pls. xD!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009
The Impossible by Of.Winged.Poets reviews
I, the once great Maximum Ride,have nothing left.I gave the very last drop of all I had to give, all that I was, to keep them safe." The Flock is seperated. Max is alone,hunted,forgotten. She's given up on herself. Who can put the pieces back together?FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,845 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Saving the Future World by ironyheartsap reviews
In the future Itex has taken over the world. The Flock have broken up. The world is in Itex's hands, which we all know isn't good. There is one thing Max can do... she can try to travel back in time and keep herself from making the same mistakes twice...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,336 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008
Never Moon by XxShieldingMoonxX reviews
What would have happened if, After Edward left Bella, Sam Uley never found her in the forest. Would alot change? Or only a little? Twilight and all characters belong to Stephenie Meyer.first fanfic so plz b nice but constructive critisism is good plz R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,604 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Maximum me, if only! by Person95 reviews
They left. And it hurt. But I'm here to make a new beginning.' Maximum Ride was left by her flock and captured by the school. What happens when they throw her into a family with even more messed up pasts then her. WARNING! Not supposed to be funny.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max
Birds, Bats, and Werewolf Packs! by greyskys reviews
The Flock settle down in Forks, Washington...blame the housing market! What happens when they meet a certain group of famous vampires? Maximum Ride-Twilight crossover!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,794 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
Revenge of the Broken by Randomitis Sufferer reviews
Fang broke Max 7 years ago. Now Max's back and kicking butt!. . . Without the flock. Who is Viper? Rated M for sexual references and language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
My life as a mutant birdkid by Randomitis Sufferer reviews
Ruby is a bird-kid, just like the Flock. Except, she never went to the School. She's always known a normal life. What happens when she meets the Flock? How will her new power change her life forever? Slight FAX IggyxOC RubyxOC. Better than it summary!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Happy Days by flyinhigh reviews
SEQUEL TO BOYS, OK MAYBE MEN IN BLACK.Max and Fang end up happily ever after, until 15 years later.Nothing's never easy for Max. Then when Fang disappears she is left with two lovestruck teeangers and a quirky twin. So where's Fang?The world may never kno
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,932 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007
Dancing With Fate by twistedvampirekid1901 reviews
Bella is a somewhat gothic girl with a dark secret. She moves to Forks to live with her father to escape her messed up home. Full summary inside. AU AH OOC EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
Never Forgive Me by Raven-Rach reviews
Max and Fang have not spoken in months, the Flock is torn and divided... What happened? And how can Fang try to fix things if Max is adamant that she wants nothing to do with him? The key question is Why, but no one seems to know the answer...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,092 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
MR 5: End Game Wanna Play? by mfingatfan reviews
Author's Note again... READ, READ, READ! Need some direction on the sequel that you have been waiting for. Oh - and if you haven't read the story, READ that too! Flock battles baddies - lots of action, adventure, humor, romance FAX - you'd like!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 136 - Words: 106,536 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
MFI Get High by NamesCat reviews
What would happen if the three oldest of the flock got drunk? Read to find out! Two-Shot! FAX Please review, I mite edit later on! T for a few words
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008
Waxing Crescent by Pastiche Pen reviews
Everything is set for Renesmee. She has love, immortality--and an attitude. If only her rebellion didn't have horrible consequences... Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,371 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
A Beautiful Lie by Brindalyn reviews
They were childhood friends who's destiny pulled them apart. He became a star and she raised his son, a son he knew nothing about. A son she hid from him to allow him to live out his dream. A beautiful lie. All Human. Bella/Edward. Usual Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 143,559 - Reviews: 2717 - Favs: 3,157 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
Self Conclusions by Nightwingstar reviews
AU Fax Max was separated the day of escape from the School. Eight years later she's looking for her family, one deadend after the other and she's steadily losing hope...Will she find the home she's been dreaming of or leap off the cliffs, wings tucked in?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,427 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 8/2/2007
Love Fading into the Twilight by bIJOUPIXIEQUEEN reviews
Max and the flock travel to Washington, with Fang always by her side Max's heart,mind, and power grows. They stop by Forks for only a day so they think.Testing friendships with the local vampire coven, and the werewolves. FAX and NIGGYNESS
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,262 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Angel, Edward
Life In The Fast Lane by HippieHebe reviews
ON HIATUS. Being the youngest in any family is hard and being a half-sister makes it harder. How does 12 year old Tabitha Davis cope with having Shepard’s for siblings, and make the change from a young girl to a young woman? Collaborated w/ XOCRAZILIKELOX
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,363 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Tim S., Curly S.
New but Improved? Isabella Marie Swan by XxShieldingMoonxX reviews
full summary inside- After Edward leaves, Charlie can’t handle Bella. Her depression was so intense that he sends her back to live with Renee. When Bella arrives, she decides that she will no longer be Bella Swan. She will be Isabella Marie Sw...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Maximum Hogwarts by DTFrogget reviews
Max and The Flock go to Hogwarts and compete in the Triwizard Tournament. It's my first fanfic so go easy on it please. Set after the Final Warning, a little FAX. IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED THIS HASN'T BEEN UPDATED IN AGES!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,779 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008
Broken by Chaos Ride reviews
She's broken, y'know." Angel sighed. "So am I" And, like the wind, he was gone. Angel goes looking for Fang. Why does he insist on boxing himself off from the world? First in a three part series.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Angel, Fang - Complete
Adapted & Adopted by XxShieldingMoonxX reviews
Isabella and Alice Swan becom Bella and Alice Cullen when they are adopted by the cullens when there father dies. But, why did the Cullens adopt them? and what happens when they find out the Cullens' secret? Will Edward be able to stand living with Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forever & Always by ScarletRubie reviews
Sequel to One Step At A Time. Full summary inside! Enjoy Toodles.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,907 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Baying Tides by mayellacullen reviews
The Story of Mayella Cullen POV Jacob. Please Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,153 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008
Maximum Ride: The Twilight Zone by blessedbyacurse reviews
Max Ride/Twilight crossover: One of the flock gets injured, Max must go against her judgment and trust the Cullens to help them. It turns out to be a learning experiance for everyone involved... Find out what happens when 2 of the best book series collide
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,451 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Max
Cutting Teeth by Legs reviews
Renesmee’s eyes darted around the room, searching for something, anything, she might use as a weapon. She would bite him, she decided. She wondered if that technically broke Cullen house rules. Nessie rolled her eyes. She would apologize later...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,841 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Wands, Wizards, and Terrible Blizzards by greyskys reviews
Hey! The Flock is back and flying over UK when a blizzard hits and sends Fang and Max reeling away from the rest of their feathery friends. What happens when a certain someone meets up with a distinctly marked boy? FAX! NIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Max, Fang
Myths and Facts about Fang by greyskys reviews
...that every fangirl should know! What happens when Max stumbles upon a FangGirl site that posts their takes on Fang? What if she decides to see if they're true?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Max, Fang
Agent Max by Fightingrose reviews
Maximum Ride is working for the government, without the flock, but when her cover is compromised, she is sent to a safe house, right next door to the flock. Did I mention that the flock turned Max over to Itex? Oh, must've slipped my mind.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 30,517 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Targeted by panache2005 reviews
It's been four years since Max left the flock. Now she's working as an assassin. What happens when her next assignment targets Fang?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,587 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008
IM with Wolves by mayellacullen reviews
A series of Logged IM chat with the werewolves in LA Push? Wow...such weird...tiny...comical things they bicker about. BUT! At least there is always a good laugh :D PLEASE REVIEW! MAYELLA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Queen of Voltaire by mayellacullen reviews
20 years since the Volturi took Mayella away. Valeria, Marcus's soon to be queen is suspicious, her memory unable to attain her memories. Will she find out the truth? The second book in the Story of Mayella Cullen series. Please review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2435 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Maximum Ride: Our 'Normal' Lives by Amy-Katherine914 reviews
Max and the Flock get to settle down after Itex is gone. Max and the gang have to go through teenage troubles and Flock troubles. Fax, swearing, romance, action, sillyness. Read please, it's good!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,875 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Max - Complete
The Wolf Fell In Love With The Loch Ness Monster by ForgottenSunlight reviews
Nessie is 17, & it's her first day at high school. & first time without her family. Jacob is starting with her; of course. She knows there is some kind of connection between them, but she doesn't know what. What will she do when she finds out? R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,853 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
My Best Friend by NatalieRB reviews
Edward and Bella are 7, and become best friends after Jake leaves her. Imagination takes over, but just one person believes the truth, but they still fail to see. Sequel news is up! OOC/OC. All Human & Canon pairings. She grew, and is now 17.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,270 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Erika's discovery by DahliaLilly reviews
What happens when your average Twilight Fan girl stumbles upon Alice's Transformation and discovers the story is real, only it has just started to unfold? When James starts to track Erika will Erika and Alice survive and find all the Cullen's in time?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,893 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Alice, James
The Animation of the Cullens by DahliaLilly reviews
What happens when the Cullens suddenly find themselves as some of the main character's in Disney's classic animations? Will they ever find each other or a way out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella
Not What She Seems by astrohuckleberry reviews
DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU READ THE FIRST ONE! THIS IS THE SEQUEL. Last time we saw Melody her parents left her in an orphanage. But what will happen to Bella and Edward's precious Melody when she comes back? How will they hide the secrets? Drama. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 47,370 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Time by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
"Okay, let's talk," I suggested, my voice fearless, my mentality weaker than a feeble child. He took a great breath, daring himself to talk. He opened his mouth to speak, and then…. Time froze. Literally. AU Alternate Universe in New Moon where Bella and Alice go back in time to stop Edward from leaving Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,027 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The flock returns to highschool by Bubblesswimmer reviews
Max and Fang decide that school would do them some good, but will it, or will they get caught up in drama? Possible flyboy action. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,718 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Max, Ella
a Bloody Flight by Alexiz Landrid reviews
Max and the flock are running from Erasers again, when they bump into Alice and Jasper while hunting. Will the Cullens help the flock, who are covered in blood?Or eat them? A Maximum Ride-Twilight crossover, taking place after Breaking Dawn and Max Ride 4
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008
Maximum Twilight by Nikik reviews
Maximum ride and twilight crossover. fax. other pairings.t for safety.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Max, Fang
Sparkling Angels by H.A Forever reviews
Okay. This is the beginning of a long hard and worthwhile story. This isn't your ordinary crossover fanfic. I was frustrated with the lack of good Twilight/Harry Potter crossovers. Summary inside. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 12/16/2008
Twilight and Maximum Ride crossover by goldenrose37 reviews
It's been over 2 years since Antartica & dreadful things have happened. But they hav finally decided to settle down. Now what would happen if they ran into a coven of vampires & pack of wolves. Something bad, but worse is waiting. Itex wasn't all destroye
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,950 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Sunrise by KLOO reviews
This is a Maximum ride and Twighlight cross over. The flock and the cullens meet, but sadly, Max is very badly hurt by an eraser, and everyone has to decide whether or not to turn her into a vampire. Lots of FAX and edward/Bella. Please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Max, Fang
One Step At A Time by ScarletRubie reviews
Nessie is 16 and has a chance at trying out the 'normal life' but as always secrets are told and things happen, many surprises are ahead for her but is she really ready for it? nessieXjacob Full summary inside -toodles.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 81,915 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Airborne by Tears of Constantine reviews
A past romance of maxes comes to destroy the flock, since they are imperfect. But it is ten years later and the flock has divided. Can max reach and save them all in time. Its rated T because well Max Fang, in the future, do you get where i am going here?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,085 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 10/3/2008
Where Are You Now? by NatalieRB reviews
Her feet pounded against the stone floor. Tears fell uncontrollably, relentlessly, and she feared she wouldn’t make it. She could see a shadow, and she knew it was him, but he was so far away. Bella was too late in New Moon. One-shot, Song-fic. Try me?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare? by PARAMOREKID reviews
When Max and Fang play truth or dare, what is the limit of what they will do, answer, the sky is the limit.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Fang, Max
Blizzard Heart by Tears of Constantine reviews
Max goes to go find food for the flock in a total white out, with Fang.Then they are caught by a Avalanche then there stuck in the same snow cave together. As Max goes crazy with worry,Fang might be using the situation to his advantage. To win her heart
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
The Coming Darkness by xxxMAX IN DA HOUSExxx reviews
A near-death experience? A new power! And a pinch of Faxness... What happens when Fang comes home with a new girl-friend? Will Max ever learn to trust Jeb again? ...And what does The Voice mean about The Coming Darkness!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,435 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008
Music of her mind by venomousgal reviews
Edward did not come back to Forks. Laurent bit Bella before the wolves could destroy him. Bella has changed and has been trying to find Edward for two years. She becomes a musician in hopes of someday reaching him through her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,003 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Was All A bet by Brindalyn reviews
Edward and Emmett make a bet, Edward loses and his punishment is to teach a certain young lady named Bella to play the piano. What happens if her blood is not the only thing that attracts him? Usual Parings This is rated T, not quite M but Hot stuff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,910 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
When the past comes back to bite you by venomousgal reviews
BD spoilers! What if Rosalie helped Bella by distracting Edward so she could escape with her unborn child in chapter 7? What if Renesmee grew up never knowing Edward? What happens when her and Bella return to Seattle 20 years later?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,075 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
life is confusing sometimes by fanpersonthingy reviews
what happens when phoebe winston shows up in the little town of tulsa, Winston? is she realated to dallas. If so only a Winston can stur things up. whats kind of secrets does phoebe have? whats she hiding?
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,336 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Dallas W., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Kidnapped by DahliaLilly reviews
*BD spoilers warning*: What will the Cullens do when Renesmee is kidnapped? How will they save her without getting trapped themselves.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
It's been 98 years by Kiwi02 reviews
After Edward left, Bella was changed and now lives with a new coven. What will happen when they move back to Forks and find that they aren't the only vampires in town. Will Bella be able to forgive Edward? Will they be able to become a couple again?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,763 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella - Complete
baby doll gone wrong by iloveme5895 reviews
so a new kind of new moon. Edward left Bella telling her not to do anything stupid and all of that. She goes off and gets mixed up in the ‘wrong crowd’ and soon is doing drugs and parting 24/7. What happens when Edward comes back after 6 months like he sa
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,776 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella - Complete
Recollections by Moonchild101713 reviews
Edward had left Bella in New moon to a terrible fate, and now thirty years later she is a vampire. They become neighbors, but who will be the Cullen to remember her? What will happen at school! Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,318 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Hurt by turquoise.seas reviews
Nudge slammed the door behind her and raced down the hall, trying to get to her room before the tears overflowed. Through the jumble in her mind one coherent thought floated to the surface: Guys are so /horrible/ sometimes. Iggy/Nudge, read author's note.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Finding Home by If Anyone Knew I Would reviews
The Flock has destroyed the school and Max has gone on a quest to find their parents. Fang is the only one without parents. Max finds his mother. Her name is Mary Brandon. She lives in Biloxi. Full summery inside. Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,982 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Fang, Alice - Complete
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! by LindaRoo reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines...but in character, reasonably plausible and actually written in proper English! Cowritten with the hilarious MarcyJ! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
I Love Your Existence by Thekidsareallright reviews
Bella never jumped, Edward never went to die, instead both became musicians. What happens when a strange occurrence makes them both aware of their love? songfic, with a plot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Max and Her Magical Friends by The Flock's Bud reviews
I suck at these but since it's for you- It is basically about Max is flying over England with the flock and she falls through the trees...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008
Reunion by maxride08 reviews
This is about Max's daughter Lucy and her journey to the 20th flock reunion. She wants to find out about her fathers mysterious past and the family she has never known. But now Max must choose between going to get her daughter and facing her past. :: COMPLETE
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 26,635 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
A Chocolate Kiss by XxVampireluvaxX reviews
“Were you flirting with me? On the floor?” Fang asked slowly. “Oh no, whatever shall we do?” I mocked, my eyes widened in horror. FAX One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
AliJo Maximum Ride by spacebound1317 reviews
set right after the fghtwhen Fang tells Max she has to choose between him or Ari in MR3. what if the flock never split up but Max left becaue she loved Fang to much to choose? read please andreview, you get kudos! B
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
End Of The World by XIII Dragon reviews
Set four years after MRII. The world is officially ending. Itex has made their move and both America and Asia lie in ruins because of it. The only people that even have a chance to save the world are Max and the Flock. However there is a problem.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,481 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
The Kids Who Lived by EvilSarcasm217 reviews
Harry meets Max thing. The Flock is in England when the get letters from Hogwarts inviting them to come to school. They decide to go and this is what happens. READ THIS: The faxness is here which means the genre has changed. Deal with it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007
The Ultimate Faxness by PrepGonePunk95 reviews
Max and Fang realize just how much they love each other. Max's brain attacks make a sudden reappearence while Itex has built a new school, have brought back some wicked strong hybrids and made a clone of someone who hates Max. LOTS OF FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 95 - Words: 128,267 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Stumble by TheGirlWithKaleidoscopeEyes reviews
You can't help who you fall in love with. That's what my Mama always used to tell me.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,725 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Dallas W. - Complete
If It Was You by attica reviews
The fabulous sequel to Basketcase. “Malfoy,” she found herself saying, and not very nicely, either. “I love you.” To which he then promptly responded by slamming the door right in her face. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,487 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Relapse by I Luv Captain Terror reviews
The sequel to Prisoner. Read it before starting this story. Faxness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,918 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
Over My Head by st.elmo-lover reviews
Sequel to Send the Pain Below. Take a good look at my back, because you won't see it again...
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,448 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Dallas W., Tim S. - Complete
Just One of the Boys by These Trick Questions reviews
Have you ever wondered about TwoBit's kid sister? She was only mentioned once in the book, but this is her story.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,562 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Two Bit M.
Reality by NikkiP reviews
Dallas's little sister is dealing with his and Johnny's death. Take into consideration the title of this story before you pass it by. This is no 'little sister goes crazy with grief and moves in with Curtis's' story. This is, in my opinion, how Dally's li
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,810 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006
Picking up the Pieces by NickiePierce reviews
sequal to A Walk In The Park. When Amber gets a strange phone call, she returns to Tulsa to conquer her past once and for all.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,965 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005
Basketcase by attica reviews
DHr. “Is that really what makes you happy? Because I find that quite sad, relying on the failures of other people for your sick amusement when you can just look in the mirror every day and see the biggest failure in the world.” Oooh, BURN. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 292,537 - Reviews: 2668 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Sort of Unwillingly Back Together reviews
2 years after flock split up. Fang and his flock joined the XMEN. Half of Max's Power was stolen. And Gazzy got shot. What happens when the flocks reunite again? Max is soo going to kill Fang... Maybe... If she makes it that far. M/F. R&R!
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Max
10 Things Max is Scared Of reviews
i personally like the last one the best... titles self explanatory! :P Read and Review! oh and just so u know i was just really bored so yeah! sometimimes strange things happen when i get bored so be prepared! :D!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Max - Complete
Maximum Ride: the final fight reviews
Fang never came or helpd. This was it. The last fight i would have to fight. With half of my flock at my side and the others, we could do it. I will show HIM that i can win with or without his help. Then my destiny will be fulfulled. During Germany. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Max, Fang
Remix of Chapter 34 in TFW reviews
ONESHOT “Whats the matter with you?” he asked. “Whyd you take off like that?” “Wanted some air,” I said, trying to brush past him. But he took my arms to hold me in place “Tell me what’s going on,” he began his face very close to mine. "Make me." R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride, Runaway reviews
What happens when you compine a very confused Max, a hot Fang, and the Cullen's? When Max has to leave the flock what will happen when she sends them to the Cullen's? Will they accept her back? Please read and REVIEW! Promise its good!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Max
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