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Howdy!! My name is Melanie! Screenname: jakesluvr (as you can see.)

My Favorite Books: Books by Nora Roberts, The Devils' Paintbox, Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer, Phantom Stallion Series (By Terri Farley),and Heartland Series (By Lauren Brooke.)

My Favorite Animals: I love Dogs (Typically Basset Hounds and Golden Retrievers) and Horses (Typically Mustangs.)

My Favorite Color: Neon Green, Blue

My Favorite Music: I have a large variety.Some music on my Zune: Jeffree Star, This Providence, Bondage Fairies, The Morning Of, The Scene Aesthetic, The White Stripes, Bucky Covington, Jason Aldean, Rascal Flatts, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Survivor, Duran Duran, etc.

My Favorite Food: Pulled Pork Sandwiches (For those Meat lovers) and Spinach Pizza (For those Vegetarian)

My Favorite Activities: Curling up on the couch or in my bed and reading a good book, writing stories, exploring the outside world, visiting local barns and petting the horses and giving them an occasional treat, fishing, archery (not hunting) and going on the computer. I'm an outdoors type of person...and I can't just sit around and do nothing - I have to be busy!

My Favorite Movies: Knowing, National Treasure 2: Book Of Secrets, Nora Roberts: Northern Lights, Nora Roberts: Montana Sky, Boy Next Door, Marley & Me, Twilight, Night At The Museum, Click!, Center Stage: Turn It Up.

Yup, so that's me


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If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile:
My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone; The house is dark; My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car. My daddy is back from Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse; My name he calls; I press myself against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes; I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping, He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me, and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And I run for the door.
He's already locked it, And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream, But it's now much too late; His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain; Again and again; Oh, please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A TRUE AUTHOR

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-You get so involved with a book that you start thinking the characters are real.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer

LOVELY QUOTES:

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." - Louis Hector Berlioz

"A good snapshot stops a moment from running away." - Eudora Welty

"I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything." - John Steinbeck

"There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O'Neil

"I love fishing. You put that line in the water and you don't know what's on the other end. Your imagination is under there. " - Robert Altman

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." - Steven Wright

"You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you." Ray Bradbury (This guy is eccentric! I read his story, "The Drummer Boy", and his famous novel, "Fahrenheit 451")

"If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it." - Toni Morrison

"Smart people know what they don't know." - S. Greenglass

"Fool around. You might discover something good." - M. Wadleigh

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The Tarachian Days Book 1: The Slaves of Zachavi by The Narnian Phantom Stallion reviews
The Tarachian Days Book 1: Princess Ranaya befriends an elf in hiding and soon the two fall for each other. The only problem,she is engaged to a king whose only goal is to enslave & exile all the elves of the Tarachi Forest & surrounding kingdoms.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 56,993 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Moonfire by wolfgirl89 reviews
It's been a year since Edward left Bella cold, broken, and in the arms of her best friend, Jacob. Bella knows her love for Edward will never die, but lately she's been seeing Jake in a whole new light. Rated M for language and tasteful but HOT LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,152 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
One Hell of a Summer by AlwaysBeenACowgirl-horse-nerd reviews
Sam, Jen, and Jake are ready to run the HARP program this summer. Or so they thought. Drama ensues and things happen. Such as stuff gets stolen, parties happen, kids get drunk, kids get arrested, horses get let loose, teens try to make moves on the leader
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,585 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008
Just Listening by PenInHand9 reviews
A series of missing moments that I find inspiration for. Genres will range from sad and intense to light and humorous. Latest: Ever wonder how the whole 'Sam taking care of Witch' thing went? Now you know.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006
Love is a Battlefield by xMrs.Gregory.Housex reviews
I pushed her back against the wall, her chocolate brown eyes wide with shock as I pressed my body to hers. It was her first day here, and I hadn't even bothered to catch her name. All I knew was that I wanted her. Edward/Bella All Human On Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,324 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Tenderfoot by Bellaria reviews
“jeeze brat, don’t pick a fight with Witch, she’d win.”[Jake]“I wasn’t picking a fight!”[Sam] UPDATED! On Hiatus, lack of expressed interest and authoress motivation
Phantom Stallion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,529 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007
Memories by Purple Eyed Cat reviews
Jake reflects on Sam. 50 Drabbles.
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Blackie's Story by Golden Immortality reviews
*Written by: The Equestrian Writer* ONESHOT. Set during the time of Sam's accident. But we see it through the phantom's eyes...
Phantom Stallion - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete