BloodyCandles
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Joined 10-12-08, id: 1715232, Profile Updated: 12-30-14
Author has written 3 stories for Death Note.

Fav bands: Dir En Grey, Placebo, Marilyn Manson, MCR, The Gazette, Malice Mizer, Moi Dix Mois, SwitchBlade Symphony, Gackt, Three Days Grace, Good Charlotte, Nightmare, Maximum The Hormone, BLOOD, HIM, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Razed In Black, Alice Nine, Aural Vampire, Antic Cafe, X-Japan, Escape The Fate, Girugamesh, D'espairsray

Fav Anime: Death Note, Inu-Yasha, Fruits Basket, FMA, Fooly Cooly, Bleach, Ouran Hightschool Host Club, Loveless, Gravitation, Code Geass

Fav Manga: Death Note, Skip Beat, Beauty Pop, La Esperanca, Almost Crying, Cute Beast, Beyond My Touch, Model, Kingdom Hearts, Paradise Kiss, Loveless, Perfect Girl Evolution(or WallFlower), Kou Kou Debut(High school Debut), D. Grey Man, Zodia P.I., Nightmare Inspector

Fav books: Crique Du Freak series, Death Note:Another Note; The Los Angeles BB Murder Cases, Wuthering Heights, Romeo and Juliet, 8th Grade Bites, The Silver Kiss, The Seer series, and many many others!! I have no life outside school and my room, and occasionally friends, so I have TONS of time to read and write... Buuutttt, I'm lazy... So if my stories are actually liked, updates would be about... once to twice a week... Maybe later... Or sooner...

Fav movies: Grave Dancers, One Missed Call, Seed Of Chucky, Child's Play, The Hamiltons, Wicked Little Things, Halloween, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Dead Silence, Cujo, Carrie, Dracula, Leprauchaun(sp?), The Grudge, The Grudge 2, The Ring 2, Death Note live action, Death Note:The Last Name, L:Change The World, Inu-Yasha:The Castle Beyond The Looking Glass, Inu-Yasha: Swords of an Honorable Ruler, Super Star, Sweeney Todd, ... ect... I prefer horror films though :D

The stories that I am currently working on, are:

A Vampire's Tale- a series of vampire stories. The vampire is Mello, and he is working his way to killing Near. Matt at his side.

Welcome to Sakura High! The Hell of all Hells!- Mello is in love with Matt, Matt is in love with Mello. Mello is jealous when the new kid, Yagami Raito, starts to flirt with Matt. Matt is playing Raito's game, to see if Mello will react. What happens when Matt finds out that L loves Raito, and L finds out that Matt loves Mello? A deal, that's what. And hell, tons and tons of HELL!

(>")> (>")> KIRBY DANCE!! (>")> (>")>

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

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Oh nooo... the type errors are creeping in... hides in the corner... if this is true for you, copy and paste this in your profile!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

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If you are crazy and proud of it : copy and paste this onto your profile.

a guy and a girl were speeding on a motorcycle over 90mph
girl:slow down,im scared
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girl:fine,i love you slow down!
guy:now give me a big hug girl hugs him
guy:can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself?its bugging me.
(in the paper next morning)a motorcycle crashed into the side of a building because of brake failure.two people were on it,but only one survived.the truth was that half way down the road the guy realized that his breaks went out but he did not want to let the girl know.instead he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time.then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
if u love someone this much copy this to your page

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile!

STOP CHILD ABUSE! CHILD ABUSE SHOULD BE STOPPED!

My name is Sarah.

I am but 3.

My eyes are swollen

i cannot see

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made my daddy so mad?

I wish i were better

I wish i weren't ugly

Then maybe my mommy would still wan't to hug me.

I cant speek at all

i cant do a wrong

Or else i'm locked up all the day long

When i awake

im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy comes

I'll try to be nice

So maybe I'll just get 1 wooping tonight.

Don't make a sound

I heard a car

my daddy is back from charlies bar

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself against the hard wall

I try and hide

from his evil eyes

I'm so afraid

now i'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

he shouts ugly words

he says it's my fult he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more

I finally get free and run for the door

He's already locked it

and i start to bawl

He takes me and throws me against the hard wall

I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken

and my daddy continues

with more bad words spoken

"I'm Sorry!" I scream

But it is now much too late

His face has been twisted to unimaginable hate

the hurt and the pain

again and again

Oh please god have mercy!

Oh please let it end

And he finally stops and heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

spraweled on the floor

My name is Sarah

and i am but 3

tonight my daddy murdered me

there are thousands of kids out there just like sarah and you can help. well, you can start by spreading this type of stuff all around. We can make a difference!

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1. Who is your favorite Death Note character(s)?
Near, Mello, Matt, L, Raito, Matsuda, and BB

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
Mello/Matt, Mello/Matt/Near, Light/L, Near/Mello, Near/Matt

3. Are you a Death Note yaoi or hentai fan?
Death note yaoi fangirl here!!

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
Yes. Bad cosplay though. Misa, once, and the last day of school last year! I'll do better with my Mello cosplay though!

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:
1. Death Note manga # 7, 2. Death Note shirt, 3. Death Note live action movie, and tons of Death Note drawings! And the finger puppets that you print online!

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?
Hmmm. Mello or Near...

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?
BOTH BITCH!

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?
NEITHER!

9. Did you think Matt's death was fair?

FUCK NO! THE STUPID POLICE OFFICERS SHOULDN'T HAVE SHOT HIM WITH OUT HIM EXPLAINING HIS ACTIONS!!

10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end?
cause they're lovers :3 jk, maybe cause he somewhat cares about Near since they're orphans you know and Near was the closest thing to family for him.

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?
Somewhat, but not entirely.

12. Your favorite Wammy kid?
Ummm. That's hard... L, Near, BB, Matt, and Mello... Nuff said...

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?
Both... I have my reasons...

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?
Yes !


15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Yup

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?
Hmmm. It's plausible that she does. Or she has ADHD... Or she's just plain stupid...

17. Sub or dub?
Sub...Japanese version is much better.

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?
Anti all the way...I just hate how she's such an airhead...

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?
I don't like her... She seems like a whore to me... And it looks like she had some feelings for Mello if you ask me. And Mello belongs to either Matt or Near!

20. Do you even know who BB is?
someone who was from the Wammy Orphanage and has the Shinigami eyes. He doesn't know how he got them, and he eventually went mad under the stress of being L. Unlike A, who comited suicide, he just turned evil. And tried to challenge L by trying to create the most unsolveable case ever. AKA, The Los Angeles BB Murder cases or the Wara Ningyo murders

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Sexy beast XD

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?
Mello!!

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?
weird

24. Which character would be the best OOC?
Misa...since she could change into someone who's worthy of Kira or Light for that matter

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?
Yes, well most of them.

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?
Of course I do.

27. Do you like lemons?
...yes?

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?
...no...

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?
just once

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?
Yes!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?
YES!!

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?
No, I can't draw Death Note characters to save my life...

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
haha they probably would, but considering as I've never drew them...I'd say no, they haven't

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?
so far? Nope, not affected one bit... no wait... my grades got better!

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?
No

36. Do you want to own a Death Note?
hell yes!!

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?
yes, I wish that L didn't have to die and Mello and Matt..._

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?
nope..

39. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns?
yup!

40. Do you have a Death Note OC?
hehe, I have 6 of them

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?
...maybe...

THE KH SURVEY

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Axel!

2. Your favorite KH girl?

None...but if I had to say... Namine...

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

King Mickey... HE RUINED THE WHOLE THING!

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi!

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Halloween Town! Or The World That Never Was...

6. Least Favorite World?

Atlantica!

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Ummm... Bond Of Flame, or the thingies that Axel has...

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Kairis’ flower key blade... So fucking girly!

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

STITCH!

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

MASTER!!

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

AkuRoku- BFFs fell in LOOOVVVEE!!

SoRiku- It is obvious they are into eachother...

Zemyx- IDK... i JUST FIND IT CUTE!!

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

SoraXKairi! SORA BELONGS TO RIKU DAMNIT!

And RoxasXNamine... Roxas...is...AXELS!

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

None.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

DonaldGoofy

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

That people think that Sora and Kairi should be together...

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Auron!

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

Idk

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

... Yes...

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Hehehehe, yes!

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

FUCK YEAH SHE SHOULD DIE!!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why

Namine

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Have not played it

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Never played it

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Axel!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

HMMM... Axel... LER''S PLAY WITH FIRE BITCHES!! PYRO RIGHT HERE!

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Nothing...yet...

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

... I wanna cosplay Axel!

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

ummm... Idk

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth!

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The Triangle reaction key!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

zexion!

33. Riku or Roxas?

ROXAS!!

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

. . . AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

NEITTHER!! But I guess... Namixas...

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Akuroku

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

soriku bitches!

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Paopu fruit

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Cleon

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

SIMPLE AND CLEAN!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Axel, Roxas, Zexion, Demyx, Sora, Cloud, Leon

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

DEATH NOTE

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

No…

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

385/2 DAYS!!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2!

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

. . . that axel and roxas want eachother sooo much that axel goes to twilight town and looks for him!!

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THIS SURVEY! PLEASE POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR ANSWERS, ALONG WITH YOUR NAME AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS SURVEY! SPREAD THE KH-FEVER ACROSS FANFICTION.NET!

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"(HMMM... Nope..never done any of those... yet...)

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know there's more to good, random humor than saying, "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you fake your happy for your friends, when your actually sad, and you smile so you can make them happy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have asked stupid questions to your friends/teacher/parents and they just look at you like 'WTF?' copy and paste this into your profile

If you have said something you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as Mello and I do, copy this into your profile

If you think Beyond Birthday is the absolute BEST copy this and paste it to your profile

If you think Nate "Near" River is a cuddly little creature, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!(I cried hard...)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you can type over 30 words per minute, paste this to your profile.

If you are a yaoi fangirl and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) Truth-Be-Told-Hope-Has-Gone(Near, Mello, L, Matt, BB...)

If you are one of those people that feel sad because you are jealous of anime and game characters post this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever gotten annoyed with all of these 'copy and paste this into your profile' sayings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe the following statement: If you walked into a pole, a friend would ask you if you were okay... but a true friend would laugh his/her butt off and tell you that you were an idiot, copy this into you profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

If you have been called eccentric and/or enigmatic before, copy/paste this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

You have sung stupid/funny songs out loud, while skipping too. Copy and add this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Death note freak copy and paste this into your profile.(Oh bloody hell yeah! )

If you read muliple books at the same time copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you just read this whole long list of copy/paste things, and are now wondering why the hell you did that, go see a therapist, and then copy and paste this.(kyahaha! NEVER!XD)

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FAV QUOTES AND LINES!:

“Misa: Light, Won’t you sleep with me?
Light: ...Why are you saying that Misa?
Misa: I know, after we catch Kira, right? Don’t be shy Light.
L: Please don’t be shy, Light-kun.
Light: I’m not being shy.
L: Don’t be serious about it either.”

“Light: Then I suppose that when I meet with Misa, it will have to be outside of here.
L: Huh, you want to meet her?.”

"Mello (after Shidou takes the notebook): The notebook flew by itself.
?: It can’t be.
?: It’s a notebook that kill a human. It’s no surprise if it’s alive"

"Near: “Thank you for your useful information. You two may go back now.
Aizawa: You heard that much and just say ‘go back’”
Near (pouting): And so I thanked you for your useful information"

"Near: “What is it L?
Light: Misa Amane and Mogi are missing”
Near: Yes. We have abducted them.
Light: Near…Nan no tame ni? (for what?)
Near: Nen no tame ni. (Insurance)"

"Gevanni: if there is shinigami, I might die, right?
Near: Yes.
Gevanni:...
Near: if you are scared, I’ll ask Lester to go.
Lester: ...”

“Misa: Who touched my butt?
L: sneaks hand behind back How imprudent! That’s unforgivable! I shall catch the culprit!”

“Light: Ryuk, is it possible for you to possess two people at the same time, right?
Ryuk: What? It’s not impossible but …Who is it going to be?
Light: ...Touta Matsuda.
Ryuk: What? I have to possess that lame guy…?”

NEAR:

L the second! Pleased to Meet’cha

I’m the head of the SPK...let’s see…N!

It’s not whether it’s feasible or not – it’s what I’m doing,

You, who’ve taken on his name, have managed- well, nothing.

We will be removed. All because of that Chicken-shit President. No, far from Chicken-shit, less than Chicken-shit president

Making such a dick-sucker a spokesman…

For me and Mello, L has been the only person we adore, and the only person who deserves our respect.

L:

I just can’t stand it when someone’s cell phone rings when I’m talking.

...I know that line is a bunch of Bull…

MELLO:

I’ve let Matt be killed…sorry…

Nightmare Inspector-

Mizuki:Welcome. Come to talk about your nightmare? Here you are -hands customer cup of coffee-

Customer:Oh, thank you.

Hiruko:-thinking- Mizuki.. You promptly serve coffee to my customers... But whenever I look at your welcoming smile, I can't help but wonder... Why on earth... do you serve coffeine to people who've come here to sleep?

When life gives you lemons, throw them at random people across the street- Me

Life sucks STDs infected dick...- Me

Too much of a good thing...

I was born on the day of Xigbar and Xaldin

In the month of Marluxia

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Vexen

And I am Vexen Luxord years old. You could also say that I'm Roxas Xemnas years old.

My favorite number is Zexion

But my lucky number is Axel

If you get it, put your own on your profile.

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Ichi Rasuto Saisoku by xxMatsuda reviews
Matt is dying, and he has one last request for Mello... A Matt x Mello fanfic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
GanguRiku by xxMatsuda reviews
Crack Fic Matsuda is a high-schooler, Near is a king, Mello is his assistant, Light is a fairy, and L is a caveman with a butler. What could go wrong?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Matsuda T. - Complete
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A vampire's tale reviews
December 14, 1895, Mello's family is murdered. 1906, he leaves and becomes a vampire. 1907, he comes back. 1907-2008,seeking revenge against his family's murderer, Near. Matt, a child vampire, and his supposed dead master are his only hope at revenge.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,624 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Mello, Matt
Welcome to Sakura High! The Hell of all Hells! reviews
Matt, Mello, Near, and L are in Highschool. They attend Sakura high, where they meet Yagami Raito. The new kid that has L lusting for him. What happens when Matt decides to play with Mell by flirting with the flirting Raito? BACK AND HERE TO STAY!XD
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,683 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Matt, Mello
Marionette reviews
Mello decides to read Matt and Near a horror story. MattXMello and Near and Mello being friends...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete