Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
i am maxie.
i'm under 18 and older than 12.
I like in Southern California. OC even. Behold the hottie. Just kidding. But i really do live in OC. I have never watched the OC nor do i plan to, so don't bother. I'm blonde. I'm not the smartest. But I am NOT a dumb blonde.
i'm a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints (aka mormon) and i'm the youngest of six.
i'm also a twin. no, we dont have twin telepathy.
yes i'm a freak.
no, not all mormons are freaks.
not all twins are freaks.
not all members of large families are freaks.
just me, maxie.
i'm a freak.
someday, i want to be a wife, mother,
actress, and/or author.
yes i know. big hopes, big dreams.
YOU CANNOT BEST TWILIGHT. OR THE HOST, FOR THAT MATTER...
twilight is amazing and you are jealous.
FOR ANY STORIES I WRITE: i probably will not go back and work on stories that i've already released. if i do, then great. but my more recent ones will probably be my best ones. just so you know.
Twilight saga the host ummmmm... (i read other books but can't think of any...)
gee, who would've known... STEPHENIE MEYER duh.
Natural hair colour:
Game on a cell phone:
Play an instrument?:
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:
Like to sing?:
Have a job?:
Have a cell phone?:
Like to play sports?:
Have a crush on someone?:
Live somewhere NOT in the united states:
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:
Have any special talents/skills?:
Sing the alphabet backwards?:
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:
Speak any other languages?:
Go a day without food?:
Remember your dreams:
Read music, not just tabs?:
Roll your tongue?:
Eat a whole pizza?:
DO YOU PREFER
Lights on/lights off:
Chinese food/Mexican food:
Long sleeve/short sleeve:
Winter break/spring break:
Have you ever dumped someone?:
What is your favourite genre of music?:
What time is it now?:
What are you doing now?:
Do you like parades?:
Do you like the moon?:
What are you going to do when you're done with this?:
WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD
WOULD YOU EVER
Curse at a teacher?:
Not take a shower for a week?:
Ask someone out?:
Unscrew your cell phone too see what's inside?:
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:
Go scuba diving?:
Write a book?:
Assemble a computer?:
Become a rock star?:
What kind of computer do you have?:
What grade/level of studies are you in?:
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:
How many posters do you have in your room?:
copy and paste this
Height: idk, more than 5' i think
Natural hair colour: blonde
Eye colour: blue
Skin color: almost pink- so sad for an 0C girl :(
Mannerisms: huh? i guess... what?
Band: pretty much anything
Video game: nah
Movie: again- pretty much anyhting
Book: twilight duh
Game on a cell phone: uhhhhhhh
Flower: a barely blooming baby (haha alliteration) rose
Animal: monkey. theyre kool
Cereal: waffle crisp yum
Play an instrument?: piano. and does my voice count?
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: very very rarely
Like to sing?: duh. look up
Have a job?: babysitting
Have a cell phone?: no
Like to play sports?: i'm horrible at it. when i'm (rarely) good, yes
Have a crush on someone?: yes
Live somewhere NOT in the united states: nope
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: well, 5. maybe 6. hey does a video now count?
Have any special talents/skills: i can act ok and i can sing a little
Exercise daily?: no im too lazy for my own good
Like school?: no. i will in high skool though
Sing the alphabet backwards?: not that i know of
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: look up
Speak any other languages?: no
Go a day without food?: yesh
Remember your dreams: not always
Read music, not just tabs?: whats a tab? yes i can read music. and play it. but i cant like go o thats a f sharp just at a glance.
Roll your tongue?: like in spanish? sometimes
Eat a whole pizza?: ummm hopefully not at once
DO YOU PREFER
Lights on/lights off: on
Body spray/lotion: body spray
Headache/stomach ache: headache. i have an irrational fear of puke...
Paint/charcoal: whats charcoal?
Chinese food/Mexican food: idk
Summer/winter: in california? winter.
Meat/vegetarian: i say hillshire you say farm. go meat!
Ocean/swimming pool: pool.
Cookies/muffins: both. always both
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: whos chespirito? charlie chaplin. he walks funny. :)
Long sleeve/short sleeve: where? california? shortt.
Pants/shorts: pant. just 1.
Winter break/spring break: winter
Clouds/clear sky: clouds
Moon/mars: marshians rule.
War/Peace: peace. always peace
Have you ever dumped someone?: does turning them down count? he told me he liked me. thats it...?
What is your favourite genre of music?: anything
What time is it now?: 20:35 oh srry messed up comp... 8:35 pm
What are you doing now?: what do u think i'm doing?
Do you like parades?: i guess...
Do you like the moon?: sure
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: that is for me to wonder and for you not to find out
WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD
Brain freeze: cold
WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: if i had a parachute.
Run away?: no
Curse at a teacher?: uh uh
Not take a shower for a week?: no
Ask someone out?: eventually
Unscrew your cell phone too see what's inside?: if i had another cell phone to use.
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: now, ive seen enogh of those movies and heard enough of those stories not to.
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: yeah
Go scuba diving?: yes
Write a book?: yes.
Assemble a computer?: i couldnt if i tried
Become a rock star?: sure
What kind of computer do you have?: dell
What grade/level of studies are you in?: i refuse to say :)
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: i dunno i've never tried
How many posters do you have in your room?: 1 sec... 2 and a zillion random papers
It all started with an idea. We all have thought about our own twist to the novels or shows we love, but why would anyone want to sit and listen to your own version? You thought you were alone! BUT NO!
Fanfiction has created monsters out of us!
Those who study the organism Fanitis fanficus belive that this species of fan is not only creative, but possibly dangerous. Studies show that when interrupted during their so-called "reading", Fanitis fanficus may become irritable, and on many occasions testing this theory, we have found that they tend to use violence. We suggest that, when you find a Fanitis fanficus in the middle of their "reading", you stay as far away as you can until the story is complete...or until they can hold their call of nature no longer.
Fanitis fanficus is a peculiar breed. One of the main physical indicators is zombie-like qualities. For example, they are nocturnal, staying up into the wee hours of the morning. They feel threatened by other computer users and may resort to agression, only leaving the safety of their world to repenish and relieve.
Fanitis fanficus have also devised their own language consisting of code words; we have recently made a breakthrough on their word "ship". In our language we see it as a boat or sea vessel, but to a Fanitis fanficus, "ship" means a pairing of two characters in their fictional world. We are still trying to decipher their manuscripts, but their codes and symbols are very complex.
Examples of the Fanitis fanficus language:
"Slash", "Oneshot", "AU", "OC", "Mary Sue"
We believe that this is a breeding race; many Fanitis fanficus have been spotted around the world. We thank you for your time; as we don't have much information yet, this is just a briefing.
Thank you again.
This is what we are! BE PROUD!
thanks to sweetstuff360
You know you live in the year 2007(haha 2 years ago) when...
1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Re-post this to help stop racism:
Black and White
A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
>He told his friends that it was cool,
>And when he pulled the trigger back,
>It shot with a great, huge crack.
>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
>When I went to school that day,
>I never said good-bye.
>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
>please listen to me if you would,
>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...
15 Things to do When Your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for the referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "Hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.
Something Really Touching:
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
and time passed quickly as each shared
various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
because it was a small town and she lived
few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
When she reached the alley, which was a
cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she
man standing at the end as though he
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
security wrapped round her, she felt as
someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley,
walked right past the man and arrived
The following day, she read in the
a young girl had been killed in the same
twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
that it could have been her, she began to
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
young woman, she decided to go to the
She felt she could recognize the man, so
them her story.
The police asked her if she would be
at a lineup to see if she could identify
She agreed and immediately pointed out
she had seen in the alley the night
When the man was told he had been
immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
asked if there was anything they could do
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
two tall men walking on either side of her."
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy: I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy, I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
i'm fairly new to fanfiction. and when i first started reading, people were using ff lingo that i didnt understand. so, to help the newbies, i'll put down every new ff word here. just for all those imaginary people who visit my site...
1. AU- alternate universe. somebody was born at a different time, if somebody wasn't changed; some important event happened that didnt originally or vise versa.
2. FF- fan fiction
3. PM- private message. if ur logged on, you can email people through FF.
4. R&R- read and review
5. OOC- out of charactor
6. AH- all human, or sometimes just ahhhhhhh
7. AN or A/N or a/n- author's note
8. lingo- words/language
tell me if you want to inform me on new lingo! or if i got something wrong, don't be afraid to tell me.
i don't bite.