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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

i am maxie.

i'm under 18 and older than 12.

I like in Southern California. OC even. Behold the hottie. Just kidding. But i really do live in OC. I have never watched the OC nor do i plan to, so don't bother. I'm blonde. I'm not the smartest. But I am NOT a dumb blonde.

i'm a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints (aka mormon) and i'm the youngest of six.

i'm also a twin. no, we dont have twin telepathy.

yes i'm a freak.

no, not all mormons are freaks.
not a
ll twins are freaks.
not all members of large families are freaks.
just me, maxie.
i'm a freak.

someday, i want to be a wife, mother,
actress, and/or author.

yes i know. big hopes, big dreams.

YOU CANNOT BEST TWILIGHT. OR THE HOST, FOR THAT MATTER...
twilight is amazing and you are jealous.

FOR ANY STORIES I WRITE: i probably will not go back and work on stories that i've already released. if i do, then great. but my more recent ones will probably be my best ones. just so you know.

FAVORITES:

BOOKS
Twilight saga the host ummmmm... (i read other books but can't think of any...)

AUTHOR
gee, who would've known.
.. STEPHENIE MEYER duh.

always,

maxie


Age:
Height:
Natural hair colour:
Eye colour:
Skin color:
Glasses/contacts?:
Piercings:
Tattoos:
Braces:
Mannerisms:

FAVOURITE
Colour:
Band:
Video game:
Movie:
Book:
Food:
Game on a cell phone:
Flower:
Scent:
Animal:
Cereal:
Website:

DO YOU
Play an instrument?:
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:
Like to sing?:
Have a job?:
Have a cell phone?:
Like to play sports?:
Have a crush on someone?:
Live somewhere NOT in the united states:
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:
Have any special talents/skills?:
Exercise daily?:
Like school?:

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?:
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:
Speak any other languages?:
Go a day without food?:
Remember your dreams:
Read music, not just tabs?:
Roll your tongue?:
Eat a whole pizza?:

DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables:
Black/white:
Lights on/lights off:
TV/movie:
Body spray/lotion:
Cash/cheque:
Pillows/blankets:
Headache/stomach ache:
Paint/charcoal:
Chinese food/Mexican food:
Summer/winter:
Snow/rain:
Fog/misty:
Rock/rap:
Meat/vegetarian:
Chocolate/vanilla:
Sprinkles/icing:
Cake/pie:
Strawberries/blueberries:
Ocean/swimming pool:
Cookies/muffins:
Wallet/pocket:
Window/door:
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito:
Pink/purple:
Cat/dog:
Long sleeve/short sleeve:
Pants/shorts:
Winter break/spring break:
Spring/autumn:
Clouds/clear sky:
Moon/mars:
Questions/Answers:
War/Peace: Peace.

Have you ever dumped someone?:

MISCELLANEOUS
What is your favourite genre of music?:
What time is it now?:
What are you doing now?:
Do you like parades?:
Do you like the moon?:
What are you going to do when you're done with this?:

WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD
High:
Lonely:
Flower:
Brain freeze:
Strange:
Sassy:
Suffering:

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?:
Run away?:
Curse at a teacher?:
Not take a shower for a week?:
Ask someone out?:
Unscrew your cell phone too see what's inside?:
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:
Go scuba diving?:
Write a book?:
Assemble a computer?:
Become a rock star?:

LAST QUESTIONS
What kind of computer do you have?:
What grade/level of studies are you in?:
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:
How many posters do you have in your room?:

copy and paste this

now answer.

Age: teen
Height: idk, more than 5' i think
Natural hair colour: blonde
Eye colour: blue
Skin color: almost pink- so sad for an 0C girl :(
Glasses/contacts?: nah
Piercings: ears
Tattoos: neva
Braces: nope
Mannerisms: huh? i guess... what?

FAVOURITE
Colour: yellow
Band: pretty much anything
Video game: nah
Movie: again- pretty much anyhting
Book: twilight duh
Food: food
Game on a cell phone: uhhhhhhh
Flower: a barely blooming baby (haha alliteration) rose
Scent: ummmm
Animal: monkey. theyre kool
Cereal: waffle crisp yum
Website: none

DO YOU
Play an instrument?: piano. and does my voice count?
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: very very rarely
Like to sing?: duh. look up
Have a job?: babysitting
Have a cell phone?: no
Like to play sports?: i'm horrible at it. when i'm (rarely) good, yes
Have a crush on someone?: yes
Live somewhere NOT in the united states: nope
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: well, 5. maybe 6. hey does a video now count?
Have any special talents/skills: i can act ok and i can sing a little
Exercise daily?: no im too lazy for my own good
Like school?: no. i will in high skool though

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: not that i know of
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: look up
Speak any other languages?: no
Go a day without food?: yesh
Remember your dreams: not always
Read music, not just tabs?: whats a tab? yes i can read music. and play it. but i cant like go o thats a f sharp just at a glance.
Roll your tongue?: like in spanish? sometimes
Eat a whole pizza?: ummm hopefully not at once

DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables: fruit
Black/white: white
Lights on/lights off: on
TV/movie: movie
Body spray/lotion: body spray
Cash/cheque: cash
Pillows/blankets: pillows
Headache/stomach ache: headache. i have an irrational fear of puke...
Paint/charcoal: whats charcoal?
Chinese food/Mexican food: idk
Summer/winter: in california? winter.
Snow/rain: snow.
Fog/misty: misty
Rock/rap: rock
Meat/vegetarian: i say hillshire you say farm. go meat!
Chocolate/vanilla: swirl?
Sprinkles/icing: iicing
Cake/pie: pie
Strawberries/blueberries: straaaaaaaaaawberrrrrrrrrrrrries
Ocean/swimming pool: pool.
Cookies/muffins: both. always both
Wallet/pocket: pocket?
Window/door: door...
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: whos chespirito? charlie chaplin. he walks funny. :)
Pink/purple: pink
Cat/dog: dog
Long sleeve/short sleeve: where? california? shortt.
Pants/shorts: pant. just 1.
Winter break/spring break: winter
Spring/autumn: autumn
Clouds/clear sky: clouds
Moon/mars: marshians rule.
Questions/Answers: uuuhhhhhh...
War/Peace: peace. always peace

Have you ever dumped someone?: does turning them down count? he told me he liked me. thats it...?

MISCELLANEOUS
What is your favourite genre of music?: anything
What time is it now?: 20:35 oh srry messed up comp... 8:35 pm
What are you doing now?: what do u think i'm doing?
Do you like parades?: i guess...
Do you like the moon?: sure
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: that is for me to wonder and for you not to find out

WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD
High: low
Lonely: cold
Flower: daisy
Brain freeze: cold
Strange: weird
Sassy: mean
Suffering: pain

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: if i had a parachute.
Run away?: no
Curse at a teacher?: uh uh
Not take a shower for a week?: no
Ask someone out?: eventually
Unscrew your cell phone too see what's inside?: if i had another cell phone to use.
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: now, ive seen enogh of those movies and heard enough of those stories not to.
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: yeah
Go scuba diving?: yes
Write a book?: yes.
Assemble a computer?: i couldnt if i tried
Become a rock star?: sure

LAST QUESTIONS
What kind of computer do you have?: dell
What grade/level of studies are you in?: i refuse to say :)
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: i dunno i've never tried
How many posters do you have in your room?: 1 sec... 2 and a zillion random papers

It all started with an idea. We all have thought about our own twist to the novels or shows we love, but why would anyone want to sit and listen to your own version? You thought you were alone! BUT NO!

Fanfiction has created monsters out of us!

Those who study the organism Fanitis fanficus belive that this species of fan is not only creative, but possibly dangerous. Studies show that when interrupted during their so-called "reading", Fanitis fanficus may become irritable, and on many occasions testing this theory, we have found that they tend to use violence. We suggest that, when you find a Fanitis fanficus in the middle of their "reading", you stay as far away as you can until the story is complete...or until they can hold their call of nature no longer.

Fanitis fanficus is a peculiar breed. One of the main physical indicators is zombie-like qualities. For example, they are nocturnal, staying up into the wee hours of the morning. They feel threatened by other computer users and may resort to agression, only leaving the safety of their world to repenish and relieve.

Fanitis fanficus have also devised their own language consisting of code words; we have recently made a breakthrough on their word "ship". In our language we see it as a boat or sea vessel, but to a Fanitis fanficus, "ship" means a pairing of two characters in their fictional world. We are still trying to decipher their manuscripts, but their codes and symbols are very complex.

Examples of the Fanitis fanficus language:

"Slash", "Oneshot", "AU", "OC", "Mary Sue"

We believe that this is a breeding race; many Fanitis fanficus have been spotted around the world. We thank you for your time; as we don't have much information yet, this is just a briefing.

Thank you again.

This is what we are! BE PROUD!

thanks to sweetstuff360

You know you live in the year 2007(haha 2 years ago) when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Re-post this to help stop racism:

Black and White

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

>He told his friends that it was cool,

>And when he pulled the trigger back,

>It shot with a great, huge crack.

>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

>When I went to school that day,

>I never said good-bye.

>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

>please listen to me if you would,

>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

15 Things to do When Your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

One was blind and the other couldn't see,

So they chose a dummy for the referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout "Hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,

Kicked the blind man in the eye.

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And ran to save the two dead boys.

And if you don't believe it's true,

Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Something Really Touching:

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been killed in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of her."

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Month one:
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two:
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three:
You know what Mommy: I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four:
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five:
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six:
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven:
Mommy, I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


i'm fairly new to fanfiction. and when i first started reading, people were using ff lingo that i didnt understand. so, to help the newbies, i'll put down every new ff word here. just for all those imaginary people who visit my site...

1. AU- alternate universe. somebody was born at a different time, if somebody wasn't changed; some important event happened that didnt originally or vise versa.

2. FF- fan fiction

3. PM- private message. if ur logged on, you can email people through FF.

4. R&R- read and review

5. OOC- out of charactor

6. AH- all human, or sometimes just ahhhhhhh

7. AN or A/N or a/n- author's note

8. lingo- words/language

tell me if you want to inform me on new lingo! or if i got something wrong, don't be afraid to tell me.
i don't bite.

maxie

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My Way Home Is Through You by emilie whoa reviews
Why I was in Rio, I honestly couldn't tell you. But how I got here, and the aftermath of that decision, I could. They owed me big time after this.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,453 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Breaking News by Justine Lark reviews
The day Bella and Edward tell everyone at school they're getting married-- if they had gotten engaged before graduation-- from Edward's POV. Will Edward like what Jessica, Mike, Angela and others are thinking? Sparkle Award Best One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Esme Drabble by theartistformerlyknownaswmlaw reviews
I have nothing. Compelling summary no?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Esme - Complete
Misadventures in Online Dating by eccentric chams reviews
Convinced by his mom to try online dating, Edward goes into it with little enthusiasm. After several misadventures and never believing he could find love on the internet, will everything he once believed in change when he meets Bella Swan? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,941 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How Esme Got Her Island by theartistformerlyknownaswmlaw reviews
As the title says... Short little fic, will be posted in SIX chapters. Takes place prior to Twilight. A part of my continuing Carlisle and Esme adventures. Chapter 7: Bonus chapter
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,264 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Truth They See by Maiden of the Moon reviews
In an ordinary high school in the somewhat-near future, the Cullen family secret is discovered. Sort of.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Edward - Complete
I'm Holding Out For Edward Cullen by eclipsed heart reviews
A few summers after Harry's 7th year, he and Ginny are back together. But then, while visiting a Muggle bookstore, Ginny discovers a book called Twilight, and inevitably falls for Edward Cullen... Big-time Twilight allusion. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Cloud Nine by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Last Hurrah by OliviaJane reviews
While Edward is away hunting, Emmett is left in charge of keeping an eye on Bella. Come along as they play one of the most ridiculous games to ever be created. Pure Emmett and Bella silliness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
When The House Goes Up In Flames by by the factory wall reviews
Bella wakes up after cliff diving, only to discover that she hasn't been saved by anyone intent on saving her. She can only hope that Edward is on his way...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,462 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Vicissitudes by Twilightzoner reviews
What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were erased? Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,120 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Jasper and Alice's First Kiss by skyberr reviews
Jasper's POV how he felt right after meeting Alice and their first kss.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Lone Wolf by Tassel630 reviews
-Pickup from Zukaddy- "My heart sank through my stomach like a leaden weight, pulling my mood down with it. 'I, uh, met you last night,' I finished lamely. And I fell in love with you last night, too. " OC imprinting story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,792 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 7,490 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Look Alike by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Life To Existence by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This is My Beloved Son, in Whom I Am Well Pleased by Minisinoo reviews
Why, after more than two centuries alone, did Carlisle break down and turn a 17-year-old boy? He told Bella it was because Edward's mother had demanded it, but in all his years of life, surely she wasn't the first. Why did this boy get under his skin so?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Dead People by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Isabella can speak to the dead.Her mother thinks she's crazy and sends her to Forks.There is a poltergeist,victoria,in her school who wants to kill her.The Cullens are Vampires, and tries to help her without getting killed themself. Horror Humor Suspense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,791 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lone Wolf by Zukaddy reviews
Ashton's mother is a drug and alcohol addict, and his father is gay. When he gets sick of his life in Texas, he sets off for his mother's side of the family to learn his Native American past. What he finds there is what he least expects: werewolves.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Somebody Save Me by Marie Pattin reviews
Bella and her mother had always been abused by Charlie. After Charlie kills Renee all of his anger is focused on Bella. Then the Cullens arrive and Bella and Edward fall in love. But what happens when she tells on Charlie and the Cullens take her in? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,419 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After Eclipse by dictionizzuh reviews
Bella finds out she is pregnant, and leaves Edward. But what will happen to the baby when she gets into a car crash, and is turned into a vampire? BTW i update every 10 new reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,500 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
God Bless Catastrophe by emilie whoa reviews
What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,602 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
The Possibility and the Promise by emilie whoa reviews
There was no way I could have know that Edward Cullen would kill me that day. It just happened. Like tripping on a crack in the concrete, or missing the game winning goal in gym. He had no control. He killed me and there was nothing I could do to stop it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,292 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
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The Change reviews
Carlisle's Change. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Christmas reviews
I thought it was strange that Stephenie Meyer never included Christmas or any holiday into her stories, so I did for her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete