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Joined 10-12-08, id: 1715356, Profile Updated: 04-20-12
Author has written 7 stories for Artemis Fowl, and Sherlock.

And if you would like to see some of my older stuff (but I will warn you now, it's bad - yes, just like the leftover turkey from christmas day) here is my earlier account: The Beetle

And for Tamora Pierce stories see Tortallan Renegade (my newest account which I'll be using once I delete The Beetle)

Anyway, here is my bio:

Name: Jess

Username: I needed something snazzy-sounding (and I did mean to type snazzy, not spazzy!)

Country: Australia (yeah, that big chunk of dry land on the other side of the world)

Age: 19-ish (The warning label on my box also says: "Can have a tendency to act her shoe size" - which is 10, if you really want to know)

Likes: Lots and lots of stuff, including horses (especially Clydesdales), AF (the earlier books more than the later ones), Supernatural, BBC Sherlock (and pretty much anything to do with Benedict Cumberbatch!), Tamora Pierce, Maximum Ride, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Sanctuary, Stargate - Atlantis and SG-1 (I haven't seen enough of Universe to make a jugement), english and biology, dried spaghetti, holidays, any type of fruit or vegetable minus onions, cabbage, brussel sprouts and most of the vegetables that are green...which is most of them.

Dislikes: Well all of those foods that I mentioned above, Harry Potter (but please dont stab me), Twilight (I used to be one of those scary rabid fan girls that roam the cinema before I realised the error of my ways and went back to my roots - SG-1 and AF), my sister, grammar, my school, any day that is not a weekend, writers block, anchovies, most sports, really, really OOC characters, txt speak and scary fan girls.

Ships:

BBC Sherlock:


Sherlock x John

Mycroft x Lestrade (because I like the word Mystrade!)

Molly Hooper x Lestrade

Anderson x Dinosaurs

John x Mycroft ~ sometimes if the fic is well written

Artemis Fowl:

Holly x Trouble ~ To date my favourite (thanks to extra short ) and most plausible ship

Caballine x Foaly

Root x Vinyaya

Chix x Lili

Artemis x no one ~ For now because all of the pairings involving him are either slash, mary-sue (and Gary-Stu in some cases) or cross-species (or all of the above)

Juliet x OC

Butler x OC

Stargate Sg-1:

Sam (+ or - Jolinar) x Martouf (+ Lantash) ~ my primary ship for reasons unknown to even myself

Sam x Jack

Sam x Ba'al ~ because I liked their interaction in Reckoning

Janet x Daniel

Stargate Atlantis:

Sheppard x Weir

Sanctuary:

Will x Magnus ~ I loved the tension between them in Next Tuesday but more drowning on Will's part would have been appreciated :P (Ooh and more cooking-from-the-inside-out as well in Penance)

Will x Henry ~ especially when Henry's wolf side is involved

Henry x Kate

Tesla x everyone

Ships that I have ordered my kraken to sink:

Artemis Fowl:

Artler (Butler x Artemis)

Jolliet (Juliet x Holly)

Lili x Foaly ~ Just, no.

Lili x Holly ~ Do I really need to comment on this one? Though it is okay if it's in a drabble

Foaly x Artemis ~ I saw the summary for one of these on the archive today (yes, it does actually exist) and my face went O.o and I shut the window

Butler x Holly ~ Yep, remember those arguments - a.k.a those huge wars - over A/H. I think that we should just keep HB for lead pencils.

AH (I think we all know what this one is thanks to TTP, but anyway, Artemis x Holly) ~ The only fan fics that I have found that have made AH sound alright are written by AgiVega and are among my favs of all time (The Aztec Incident and The Sword of God)

Stargate SG-1:

Jack x Daniel ~ I'm just not that into slash ships

Sam x Narim

Sam x Pete

Sanctuary:

Will x Kate ~ I think the on-screen chemistry between Kate and Henry is just a lot more powerful than between her and Will

Interesting ships that I have seen/thought/heard of that I don't mind:

Artemis Fowl:

Mulch x Opal

Juliet x Trouble ~ But it is a little weird

Foaly x Holly

Grub x Lili

Mulch x Juliet ~ Though I would feel a little sorry for her

Artemis x Opal

Foaly x Opal

Minerva x Artemis ~ Once Paradizo has found some flaws though

> So I am basically a canon shipper (well, canon up until TTP :growl:) with a few odd ones thrown in randomly, oh how boring :P

Sanctuary:

Magnus x Tesla

Other Stuff:

Oh, and here is just something interesting/scary about me. I started reading AF when I was in Yr 4 (so I would be about 9) and so far, the number of times that I have read the books stand at: AF: 22+ TAI: 21+ TEC:17+ TOD: 10+ TLC: 6 TTP: 3 (and the first time I read TTP, I threw it at the wall when I got to page 138 - now I just skip that whole section and imagine that the gorilla squashed Arty instead) TAC: 1

Favourite Quotes:

From a review by Tigerwulf on the fan fic "Reasons why Artemis & Holly will NEVER be together" - 'I personally find the A/H pairing disturbed, especially so when you've pointed out the flaws. I just get the image of the two of them doing the clichéd 'running towards each other in the flowery meadow' scene, and Holly accidentally headbutting Artemis in the gut 'cause he's too tall.'

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The Book by Frienze reviews
"I wouldn't have thought it like you Collins to take an interest in Erotica of the Far East." Hugh has some explaining to do as to how a certain book managed to get into his possession and Jack faces the consequences of returning the said book to a rather seductive lady detective.
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,296 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Phryne F., Jack R.
Things Best Left Unsaid by Kitsune Heart reviews
My interpretation of a certain much-anticipated event in "The Atlantis Complex." Sometimes, the last thing we should do is say what we want to say. IMPORTANT: Includes prompt for a short story competition. Prize includes podfic-ication of the winner!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Drift Compatible by Pavel-A-Chekov reviews
Pacific Rim AU Pavel A. Chekov is everything the Jaeger program needs. He is young, he is smart and he is skilled. But when he loses his co-pilot in a fight against the Kaiju he notices that the drift does not only make you stronger. It also makes you easier to break. McChekov; some Chulu in the first chapter; Spirk; Uhotty. Warnings: Depression, Character Death, Self harm
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 9/5/2013 - L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
No Such Thing As Ghosts by Firebird9 reviews
If Phryne Fisher is dead, then why is she standing in Jack's office? Why did she fake her own death? More importantly, will Jack finally tell her how he feels?
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,486 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Phryne F., Jack R. - Complete
Life by what-madness-this-is reviews
Transferred. She struggled to comprehend the thought. What happens next she never expected, even if everyone else did.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Holly S., Trouble K.
A Nib's Babble by xybolic reviews
Artemis Fowl flash fictions. These are mostly humourous anecdotes, written to accommodate my breeding plot bunnies. Chapter 31: "Artemis, mon ami, I am concerned."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 14,698 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 4/27/2010
Fracture by izzabella11 reviews
When John is broken, Sherlock should be the one to pick up the pieces. There's a problem though - John's determined to keep this from his housemate. Mentions of violence and rape with eventual hurt/comfort goodness.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,407 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Before by FallingStarXan reviews
An enemy of the Doctor locks the TARDIS in reverse, sending it back before the Big Bang. Full story contains an epic countdown, unfashionable suits, TARDIS eyecandy, and more. ON HIATUS. Also, don't read this unless you're just curious about my progress as a writer.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,843 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - 10th Doctor, TARDIS
Begins Here by jas93 reviews
This basically kicks off right from where Season 4 ended, when Charlie and Stella go to the Cemetery. Why does Charlie act the way that he does - what is it about his past? Will they stop the second bomb? These questions and more will be answered.
Rush, 2008 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011
The Day by Eclectic57 reviews
It is not just a day, its The Day. The Day that Holly returns. Trouble looks into the past on certain days, the days, that are important to his and Holly's relationship. Like first time they met, first date, first kiss, etc.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,402 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Holly S., Trouble K.
60 Days of Leah by BlacknCallwaterfan reviews
" You. are. mine." he says against her lips in between each kiss. "We never followed the rules anyway why should we start now?" all wolf story...I blame laziness for the lack of a summary here, Read it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,735 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Jacob, Leah
The Pet by Remy-Luna reviews
Complete. "What were you thinking, Orion—a werewolf? In our home?" "We've discussed this. It's a pet for the children." SBRL. Slight AU, werewolves are considered animals and Ministry property & the Blacks buy their son a very unique pet. Close to canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,782 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 258 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Emperor's Mage by CalliopeMused reviews
AU. Daine is sixteen when she travels to Carthak with her teacher, Lindhall Reed, and the Tortallan peace delegation. She's there to heal the emperor's birds. She didn't mean to make a dangerous friend in Arram Draper, the emperor's right-hand man.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 59,120 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
Flock by Ameonna reviews
AU, Dean's adjusting to living with angels. Now if only he could get Cas out of his bed and off his mind. 2 of 4 of the Abe Verse.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Aerie by Ameonna reviews
AU, Dean runs an information hub for Hunters after a permanent injury takes him out of the game. It's pretty peaceful until a baby angel gets dropped into his lap. 1 of 4 of the Abe Verse.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Eagle by LSgrimm91 reviews
EPILOGUE NOW AVAILABLE. Jack never forgot the day in Iraq when his men looked to the sky and cheered the arrival of the legendary 'Eagle'. The day he was ready to die, and the day he promised to never give up. R&R S/J Three fries short of canon.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
First Impressions by Casteline reviews
Henry and Ashley discuss the new arrival. Henry/Will pre-slash
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Henry F., Will Z. - Complete
An Impossible Struggle by Social Twist reviews
Remus is back teaching, and Severus's eating habits cause the werewolf a bit of worry. Will his developing feelings for the potions master help or make it worst? SLASH Anorexia warning. SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,497 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
Tangerine by CrackityJane reviews
After a dangerous mission goes awry, Remus awakens to find himself in Spinner's End. RL/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,211 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Remus L., Severus S.
Drabbling by ilex-ferox reviews
A series of genuine drabbles and half-drabbles. Some are straightforward, some are more cryptic and may require a little research to decipher them. Chapter 76: TBR double drabble.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008
There's A GIRL At St Bartleby's!: by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
Kris Smith's life is turned upside down when her oblivious parents ship her overseas to attend St. Bartleby's School for Boys. Can she hold her own in a school full of boys? Or, more importantly, against a certain Artemis Fowl the Second. SEQUEL IS UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,621 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Paradise Bound by AkamaiMom reviews
A mission to Paradise goes horribly wrong. Sam is now missing on an island with a secret danger, and her team must push themselves to the limit in order to bring her back home.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,511 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Fortitude in Walking Away by Follow-ur-Shadow reviews
Magnus and Will travel to Greece in search of a lost temple but when the mission goes south, it sets into motion a change neither of them are prepared for.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,805 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Helen M., Will Z. - Complete
Lost and Found by Miss Pookamonga reviews
It's snowing and Helen's lost something-or someone. Written for the GateWorld monthly H/N fic challenge.
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/30/2010 - [Helen M., Nikola T.] - Complete
Flight Plan by anandarres reviews
SLASH: Will attempts to make Henry more comfortable when flying.
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Will Z., Henry F. - Complete
He Remembers Christmas by rebeccavoy reviews
Will celebrates just a little too much at the Sanctuary Christmas party
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Will Z., Helen M. - Complete
The Break Up by Chocolate and Drama reviews
Ashley has a nasty breakup. But with who? Not what you'd expect.....
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Ashley M., Helen M. - Complete
Les Yeux du Loup by DragonDi reviews
An ancient spell robs Remus Lupin of his human mind and memory, leaving only the wolf. Can Sirius Black help him find his way back to his humanity? Eventual RL/SB slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,130 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Heart Longs for Home by Regularamanda reviews
While Sam is on Atlantis, Jack gives her 12 things for Christmas. Sam and Jack Established. Fluff. Angst.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
That's My Request by Queen-of-Sussness reviews
Remus cuts and explains it away on his transformations. He's been doing it for two years and so far no-one's found out...but that's about to change. Sirius/Remus, yaoi, M for cutting
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Holly and the Ivy by fairy milly reviews
What if Holly had a sister how would her life be effected by Holly and the LEP. Holly is returning to Haven. This is after The Lost Colony. Its my first fanfic and i hope you like it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,621 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Betrayal by ht4eva reviews
Artemis must betray the fairy people to save his parents. An interspecies war breaks out. Can humans and fairies work out their differences, or will understanding come too late to save the world? H/T Post TTP. Rated T for future violence. Minor romance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,713 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Holly S., Trouble K.
The Wilderness formerly Stuck During Christmas by gavrochelives reviews
This was going to be a Christmas story,But it turns out I can't write Christmas stories. So enjoy this random fic about Holly and Trouble, when Opal Koboi sets out to get rid of them.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Holly S., Trouble K.
A Case Of Mistaken Identity by Liris reviews
Foaly has a secret that's warping his view of Holly. When strange things start happening, and a link to the captin emerges, he must choose what to believe. H/A. Sequel to 'Double Trouble'. On Hiatus
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,080 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Differential by The Blue Raven reviews
Magnus investigates why Henry’s transformation are accompanied by a fever and coughing. She was NOT expecting the answer she got. Magnus/Henry family
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Henry F., Helen M. - Complete
A Collection of Drabbles by Aussie-Muggle reviews
Another collection of drabbles written for Artemis Fowl. I read a few that I liked so I thought I'd pitch in.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Artemis F.
Secretive by Realistic Fate reviews
Emalline Amoletas is an almost-sixteen-year-old girl adoptee living in Atlanta, Georgia. Below average hight, with small, pointed ears and icy blue eyes, she seems impossibly normal. But things aren't always what they seem. A/H Obsessive. Wateva.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,496 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Bitter Pill by The Blue Raven reviews
The events of “Revelations” took their toll on everyone. Some are coping better than others and some aren’t coping at all. Will/Henry hurt/comfort some Henry/Ashley . Rating for drug abuse, talk of suicide, and general bleakness.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,845 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Henry F., Will Z. - Complete
Holly's Dad by major.trouble.kelp reviews
Holly had been having nightmares since the death of Root. Can someone help her? Not to mention there is a new crisis she gets caught up in and a shocking secret is discovered about her past. Between OD and TLC. HT rated T just for safety
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Holly S., Trouble K.
topside by dropping reviews
A mysterious project that will restore Foaly's budget, let Holly have some time topside, and give Mulch a nice money-making experience. Not what you expect. : Based on Taming of the Shrew by William Shakespeare.
Crossover - Shakespeare & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008
Betrayal by XJayjayxShadowfireX reviews
Three-quel to Deceit! Holly goes MIA while she is topside. Who is responsible? Mudman or fairy? Trouble, Artemis, and my OC, Sam are going to find out.Oh, and Fang. We can't forget about Fang!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,282 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Trouble K., Artemis F. - Complete
Aftermath by prepare4trouble reviews
A series of conversations between Henry and Will following the events of Edward and Warriors.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Smile: You're on Camera by Lady of Spring Rain reviews
Holly and Trouble are on a faked mission for the sake of video. Things get heated as they start to remeber there past. H/T
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Behind These Hazel Eyes by Power of the Pen12 reviews
After a rough breakup with her boyfriend, Holly makes a drastic decision. H/T This is a really early fic of mine. Be gentle. I wrote it when I was like eleven.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
How To Save a Life by Power of the Pen12 reviews
Years after their first meeting, Minerva Paradizo lost everything. Desperate, she kidnaps an innocent elf and plans to sell her to regain her fortune. Artemis invites her over to change her cold ways.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Artemis F., Minerva P.
Make 'em Pay by kris932 reviews
Bets, swear toads, and Foaly keeping book for the office wagers? Holly Short’s day really couldn’t get worse…and then Trouble comes along. Mix in one gun-ho retrieval Captain and his best female friend swearing revenge on her sexist retrieval squad.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Trouble K., Holly S.
Down the Rabbit Hole by Captain Cendol reviews
Murder, a message from Artemis and unrest in Haven City. Something's up and this time the LEP can't solve this as soon as they like. Can they get to the ones responsible before Haven descends into total chaos and takes everyone along with it? After TTP
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,945 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Holly S. - Complete
Colours by ht4eva reviews
Really stupid. I just see everything as a colour, and I figured I'd write something about it. The colours of each characters personality.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008
Failure by kikofreako reviews
We're not getting anywhere, are we? -because it seems Foaly can't propose.- Written for FGs 'Five Times Challenge'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Foaly - Complete
Redemption by XJayjayxShadowfireX reviews
SEQUEL TO DECEIT Foaly finds the cure to Sam's vampirism on Opal's computer, but it requires reagents that are very hard to get. Sam, Artemis, and Holly go on a journey to find them and cleanse Sam. Artemis/OC. I hope the story is better than the summary.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,936 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Elysium by littlefishh reviews
PostLostColony. Artemis manages to knock up an ambitious supermodel. Holly is dealing with a budding romance of her own, and, in a spectacle of runways and Neutrinos, hearts collide, by choice and chance. Lemon to come. Pairings inside.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,316 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Deceit by XJayjayxShadowfireX reviews
Opal Koboi is back with a new plan. Can she take down the Lower Elements with help from her new vampire creations? Trouble/Holly COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,864 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Artemis F., Opal K. - Complete
Missing by myrmidryad reviews
Trouble Kelp's death has been faked by Mud Men looking for a fairy to activate the magic of the first human-fairy hybid. Will Trouble ever escape? Will Holly ever see him again? Warning: Angst in the later chapters and heavy abuse. HxT all the way.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,848 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Trouble K., Holly S.
Attn: General Hammond by Curuchamion reviews
Drabble. A memo from Siler. 100 words, despite what the onsite word counter says.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Growing Up by JuliennePotato reviews
Because after all, fairies don't age the same way as humans. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Break Dance Trouble by occaecation reviews
The LEP officers are bored and at it again...involves a positively ancient boom box and Love Me or Hate Me by Lady Sovereign. So enjoy plz R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Trouble K.
A Question of Preference by Rosemont1021 reviews
"Tell me Lupin," Snape's voice was low and dangerous, "why would I have overheard the words Snape and sex spoken together in a room full of my former students?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Remus L., Severus S., Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
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Dragon's Flight reviews
When Mycroft Holmes forces his brother into buying a companion dragon to keep him out of trouble (and away from drugs), Sherlock picks the least boring drac possible. Sherlock begins to uncover the history and secrets behind his dangerous, unpredictable flatmate.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,613 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/4/2016 - Published: 8/11/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Artemis Fowl: The Last Guardian reviews
After the events of TAC, Holly is still under Turnball's thrall and trying to kill anyone that gets in her way; help comes from an unexpected place but leads to a much...bigger problem. A problem that should have been extinct since the time of King Frond.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Trouble K., Holly S.
Fall Into Dark reviews
While running for their lives, Holly and Trouble fall into a cavern. Surviving the drop is just the beginning, getting out will be a challenge but it is nowhere near as deadly as what awaits them on the surface… H/T
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Paper Wings reviews
To the LEP emotions are a weakness and expressing them is tantamount to a death-wish. Knowing this, Holly tries to hide her pain and grief by bottling it up inside; Trouble, however, turns out to be more perceptive than she thought... H/T, post-TAC.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
The LEP's Golden Boy reviews
Despite his reputation as a legend among the officers of the LEP, Trouble Kelp is much more than just a gung-ho Retrieval elf...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Trouble K., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl: The Haven Trap reviews
Eight fairies were reported missing in one week; three are now dead on the LEP's doorstep. Holly must connect the gruesome dots and find the killer but her luck goes from bad to worse when she is assigned her mission partners: Chix Verbil and Lili Frond
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Love reviews
My entry for the Five Times Challenge, the reasons why Foaly tries to keep his thorny personality. Also a tribute to the late Commander Root. Don't worry, there are no ships in here apart from FC - C: Caballine, not Chix
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Foaly, Julius R. - Complete