Poll: The age old battle, ArtemisxHolly or TroublexHolly? Vote Now!
Author has written 7 stories for Artemis Fowl, and Sherlock.
And if you would like to see some of my older stuff (but I will warn you now, it's bad - yes, just like the leftover turkey from christmas day) here is my earlier account: The Beetle
And for Tamora Pierce stories see Tortallan Renegade (my newest account which I'll be using once I delete The Beetle)
Anyway, here is my bio:
Username: I needed something snazzy-sounding (and I did mean to type snazzy, not spazzy!)
Country: Australia (yeah, that big chunk of dry land on the other side of the world)
Age: 19-ish (The warning label on my box also says: "Can have a tendency to act her shoe size" - which is 10, if you really want to know)
Likes: Lots and lots of stuff, including horses (especially Clydesdales), AF (the earlier books more than the later ones), Supernatural, BBC Sherlock (and pretty much anything to do with Benedict Cumberbatch!), Tamora Pierce, Maximum Ride, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Sanctuary, Stargate - Atlantis and SG-1 (I haven't seen enough of Universe to make a jugement), english and biology, dried spaghetti, holidays, any type of fruit or vegetable minus onions, cabbage, brussel sprouts and most of the vegetables that are green...which is most of them.
Dislikes: Well all of those foods that I mentioned above, Harry Potter (but please dont stab me), Twilight (I used to be one of those scary rabid fan girls that roam the cinema before I realised the error of my ways and went back to my roots - SG-1 and AF), my sister, grammar, my school, any day that is not a weekend, writers block, anchovies, most sports, really, really OOC characters, txt speak and scary fan girls.
Mycroft x Lestrade (because I like the word Mystrade!)
Molly Hooper x Lestrade
Anderson x Dinosaurs
John x Mycroft ~ sometimes if the fic is well written
Holly x Trouble ~ To date my favourite (thanks to extra short ) and most plausible ship
Caballine x Foaly
Root x Vinyaya
Chix x Lili
Artemis x no one ~ For now because all of the pairings involving him are either slash, mary-sue (and Gary-Stu in some cases) or cross-species (or all of the above)
Juliet x OC
Butler x OC
Sam (+ or - Jolinar) x Martouf (+ Lantash) ~ my primary ship for reasons unknown to even myself
Sam x Jack
Sam x Ba'al ~ because I liked their interaction in Reckoning
Janet x Daniel
Sheppard x Weir
Will x Magnus ~ I loved the tension between them in Next Tuesday but more drowning on Will's part would have been appreciated :P (Ooh and more cooking-from-the-inside-out as well in Penance)
Will x Henry ~ especially when Henry's wolf side is involved
Henry x Kate
Tesla x everyone
Ships that I have ordered my kraken to sink:
Artler (Butler x Artemis)
Jolliet (Juliet x Holly)
Lili x Foaly ~ Just, no.
Lili x Holly ~ Do I really need to comment on this one? Though it is okay if it's in a drabble
Foaly x Artemis ~ I saw the summary for one of these on the archive today (yes, it does actually exist) and my face went O.o and I shut the window
Butler x Holly ~ Yep, remember those arguments - a.k.a those huge wars - over A/H. I think that we should just keep HB for lead pencils.
AH (I think we all know what this one is thanks to TTP, but anyway, Artemis x Holly) ~ The only fan fics that I have found that have made AH sound alright are written by AgiVega and are among my favs of all time (The Aztec Incident and The Sword of God)
Jack x Daniel ~ I'm just not that into slash ships
Sam x Narim
Sam x Pete
Will x Kate ~ I think the on-screen chemistry between Kate and Henry is just a lot more powerful than between her and Will
Interesting ships that I have seen/thought/heard of that I don't mind:
Mulch x Opal
Juliet x Trouble ~ But it is a little weird
Foaly x Holly
Grub x Lili
Mulch x Juliet ~ Though I would feel a little sorry for her
Artemis x Opal
Foaly x Opal
Minerva x Artemis ~ Once Paradizo has found some flaws though
> So I am basically a canon shipper (well, canon up until TTP :growl:) with a few odd ones thrown in randomly, oh how boring :P
Magnus x Tesla
Oh, and here is just something interesting/scary about me. I started reading AF when I was in Yr 4 (so I would be about 9) and so far, the number of times that I have read the books stand at: AF: 22+ TAI: 21+ TEC:17+ TOD: 10+ TLC: 6 TTP: 3 (and the first time I read TTP, I threw it at the wall when I got to page 138 - now I just skip that whole section and imagine that the gorilla squashed Arty instead) TAC: 1
From a review by Tigerwulf on the fan fic "Reasons why Artemis & Holly will NEVER be together" - 'I personally find the A/H pairing disturbed, especially so when you've pointed out the flaws. I just get the image of the two of them doing the clichéd 'running towards each other in the flowery meadow' scene, and Holly accidentally headbutting Artemis in the gut 'cause he's too tall.'