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Joined 10-13-08, id: 1715502, Profile Updated: 07-17-11
Author has written 10 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Doctor Who, NCIS, Torchwood, and Bones.

Oh dear, I fear Jeremy may be headed this way with an opinion.

Well hello there.

As you can see, this is my profile. Yet another opportunity for me to drivel on about nothing in particular, which I like very much.

I currently study creative writing at university, which has changed how I look at all my stories, how I read other's stories, and what I think about literature in general. I have so much respect for people who can write really good foreshaddowing. It is my goal in life to one day write a story that I am 99% happy with in terms of foreshaddowing, and to do something creative and sneaky with it.

Right! This is the really important part that you will need to know.

Current Stories: (aka answers to the question WHY DO I TAKE SO LONG?)

Eyes Unclouded - is finally finished! I'm very pleased with how it finished, and it would mean lots to me if you could give me any feedback - I want to write better for you!

True Colours - I have put True Colours on hold while I finish EU, please forgive me. I have discovered it is not good economy or fair to the readers to drag it out for so long.


Obwohl is not a word in english, and if it was in english it would be the word 'however' or 'though'. It doesn't make sense, but i think that is a very very cool word.

Another word i think is very interesting is 'that'. If you say it enough times in a row it becomes this really wierd and meaningless sound. Don't deny it. I know you done it before and know what I'm talking about.

There is one thing that you need to know - Clams got scruples.

I get really annoyed when people use 'and' at the beginning of sentences, because some how I got it into my head that it's not allowed, but I understand that sometimes there is just no other word that will cut it. Thus I failed at practicing what I preach, but what can I do. The same applies to 'but'.

I idolise Adam Hills, he will be the only man ever to crowd surf his foot. I would also like to add to my list of idols RICHARD HAMMOND from Topgear. Either of those two forementioned are welcome to enter my house with out fear of a swift spoon to the temple.

The Monty Python guys are genius.

Oh and pumpkins rock.

Happy reading!

Favorite Random sayings - Flowery Twats

We’re just animals howling in the night, because it’s better than silence. - Suzie, Torchwood

I do not worry about my enemies, it’s your friends you have to watch out for

Karrin, I had something really important to tell you, but I've forgot.

Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance. Old musicians never die, they just get played out. Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal. Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged. Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.



I dislike DiNozzo/Gibbs slashes. They have a father son bond and it would be incest.

Tiva will dominate.

McGabby is cute - they will last. But smut with those two wil have to be really good for me to tolerate.


Booth and Bones - that is all there will be. Ever.


Janto - clearly.

If you have a best friend that ALSO has an obsession with fanfiction and are very greatful to him/her for it, Copy and paste this onto your Profile! (Thats you Kar! :D)

If you have a friend (you know who you are, formentioned friend) who was frankly obsessed with Doctor Who and Torchwood and had no one to talk to about it and they felt alone so they converted you into Doctor and Torchwood fan, so now all you think about and talk about is Doctor Who and Torchwood, and you have inside jokes with only that person but you mention these jokes to other people and they don't understand you so randoms think you are both weird, put this on your profile. (if its not too specific. But if you actually do fit the above description, drop me a line)

If your only problem with homosexuality is that it means your chances of kissing/shagging/marrying John Barrowman are massively decreased, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your fashion sense is “is it comfortable?” copy this into your profile.

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile.

If you believe the Booth is quite possibly the perfect man, add this to your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

Whovian and PROUD OF IT!!

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.

If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile.

If you have run into a window that you thought was an open door copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, put this in your profile.

If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile.

If you've every been so obsessed with something that now everyone is terrified of you because of its effects, put this into your profile.

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that you wasted two hours of you life watching High School Musical, copy and paste this on you profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

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My Arranged Gay Marriage by Children of the Shadows reviews
Lily is constantly trying to set Remus up with random and strange men. This time it's Sirius Black, and while Remus is reluctant to accept it, he might just be the one. Only, Sirius's intentions aren't all that pure. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,039 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
There's No Place like Home by Redpanda14 reviews
Co-written with blucougar57: Jack awakens to find himself in a strange land named Oz after being taken by the Rift. Is it all a dream? Or something far worse. This contains aspects of Gwen-bashing, don't like, don't read. Crack!fic, Eventual Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,314 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Love Is Our Resistance by enigma-kar reviews
SongFic to Resistance by Muse. A/M Slash with character death, tells of hiding their love and their time together. “The axe had fallen - a single stroke, which couldn't be taken back...”
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Learning by enigma-kar reviews
Arthur discovers Merlin's secret and all is, surprisingly, well... until a certain King finds out.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,142 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Where I'm From by Witchytara25 reviews
Sometimes you find out you have more in common with people than what you think. Belongs to Ann M. Martin.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Second Place by Willow1593 reviews
A slightly angstly Janto one-shot. Spoilers for "Something Borrowed". Ianto will never be good enough.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Hidden In Plain Sight by butterfly.cell reviews
There was a piece of Ianto Jones’ history that had been wiped from his records. Every trace of it was gone from his paperwork and had been buried for the past nine months. - Post!Cyberwoman idea, Jack/Ianto kinda
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Harbinger by astral-angel reviews
Ari, Ari, Ari, who wipes blood off your lips and puts a bullet in your brain. Kate/Ari, Kate/Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Kate T., Ari H. - Complete
The Body Swap Experience by enigma-kar reviews
An alien artifact results in the body swap of all in the team. Chaos, hilarity and possible jealously ensues.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,749 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
One Night of Passion, A Life Full of Joy by Cable Addict reviews
One night of passion between Tony and Ziva leads to a surprise 4 years later. Relationships grow, and eventually...marriage. Fluff. Relationship. Family.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,775 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Black Orchid by Zabby reviews
Someone's out for Ziva. Will Gibbs be able to find out who before its too late to save Ziva?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,435 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Ianto's Living Death by enigma-kar reviews
AU! What would happen if it was Ianto who got shot in Reset, not Owen? My take on what would happen. Need I say any more?
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,463 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Death to Mondays! by mamapranayama reviews
A typical Monday turns into anything but for Tony. With his life hanging in the balance, will old friends and a loved one from his past help him to find his way and show him what he truly needs to live? TIVA all the way! Now Complete!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,434 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Dream Benders by Saucebender reviews
When is a dream more than a dream? When its purpose is to bring two enemies together to fulfill their shared destiny. Rated M for violence, adult content and whatever happens in later chapters. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,678 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Katara, Zuko
High School by lovetowrite390 reviews
FINISHED! TIVA! What if Tony and Ziva had met in high school, when Ziva was an exchange student? And what if they fell in love? And what if they faced prejudice from skin heads about Ziva being a Jew? T for violence and sex. They have met again, at NCIS
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Top Gear Tests the SUV by enigma-kar reviews
Ianto sends the SUV to Jeremy Clarkson at Top Gear to test. The Torchwood team watch the review.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Eyes by Anawey reviews
A family filled with love is the strongest unit possible.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
10 Things Ianto Jones Learnt by emerald sorceress reviews
10 Things Ianto Jones Learnt After Meeting Rose Tyler. Set Pre Fragments so everyone's alive. Set Post Doomsday, Pre Season 4 for Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Rose T., Ianto J. - Complete
The Vault by HarmonyAk reviews
Half the team is caught in an explosion. Can their friends save them? How do you save someone when you believe they're dead? *Major spoilers for 'Dog Tags' and some spoilers for other episodes.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,298 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
My Little Black Book of Death by Cable Addict reviews
A oneshot that formed in my mind and it was too good to pass up. Two possible endings. Title basically sums it up. Character death in the first chapter. Character deaths in the second chapter. My first completed piece! Please r&r.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Ziva D. - Complete
Talk Nerdy to Me by CountryGirl914 reviews
Some things work differently for Time Lords, Rose finds. Sometime post Fear Her.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual: TENTH DOCTOR by Petty Insanity reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own TENTH DOCTOR unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your big haired broom in a suit, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
A Piece of String Oneshot by riviera41797 reviews
Booth has a gift for Brennan
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
A Twist in Time by theIvoryQuill reviews
Dr Who MASH crossover. Martha and the Doctor unexpectedly land in the middle of a minefield in the Korean War. They are taken in by the 4077th MASH, but the Doctor is not convinced they are totally safe.. Something is watching them.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007
100 Things by tayababy reviews
100 things we have learnt over the years...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Light Years by idontlikegravy reviews
The TARDIS is having one of her funny days, sending the Doctor 3 million light years from Earth and interrupting poker night.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - 10th Doctor, Lister, D. - Complete
Happy Endings by sonicstardust reviews
It was quiet. Very quiet. Though the day's case had been resolved, there was something else plaguing Officer Ziva David's thoughts. Something hadn't been resolved. TIVA drabble! What I hope will happen in some way or another!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
My Version of the Crucible by Catzy Karatina reviews
A summarized version of the Crucible with my hyper humour.
Crucible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Complete
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Eyes Unclouded reviews
Jack has left Torchwood behind to be with the Doctor, with the promise he will return. Ianto loses his sight, and must learn to deal with his new way of life with out help from Jack. T to be safe.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,527 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ianto J. - Complete
Again reviews
Soliloquy of Captain Jack Harkness, the one man who cannot die, who cannot love forever. Under his cheery facade lurks a man whose will to live has died, but whose body refuses to follow.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Jack H. - Complete
The Truth in the Words reviews
Two different souls talking about one person - what is it that they have to say? Best friends and partners have never said more to say so much.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/16/2010 - S. Booth, Angela M. - Complete
True Colours reviews
“Your true colours are never revealed, they are always there. People just don’t notice when you change shades.”
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,336 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008
Halo reviews
Nearly four years after her death, Tony is still seeing Kate in his bedroom.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
A Small Favour reviews
What does this stranger want from Ianto? One shot. Please R & R.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Ianto J. - Complete
I'll Drive reviews
Tony and Ziva got caught doing the horizontal tango. Someone will get hurt. I know it's a rubbish summary but I promise the story is way better.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,558 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Follow Me reviews
First attempt at a Zutara affair. Based on events after Sozin's comet with out Aang and Mai ending up with Katara and Zuko respectively.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Katara, Zuko
Seatbelt reviews
How are Rose and The Other Doctor going now? Their new life is as perfect as they could imagine. Will it ever end?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Rose T. - Complete
Without reviews
The jealous musings of Zuko. Zutara vs Kataang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Zuko - Complete