Author has written 4 stories for Mortal Instruments, and Twilight.
Music is love in search of word.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder!
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're realy going at one thing, staying strong.
im not all that sure wat i should be writing on this profile...
ok, we'll start with the simple and the easy :D
im a girl
im a teenager
the colour of my hair is a debatable matter...i dyed it completely red, and its faded, do now im golden blonde/auburn/pink/brown/ginger/white. (i think its the way that the light reflects off it)
i play guitar, piano, drums, bass guitar, and other things...i forget! iv been playin the guita since i was 4 and i picked up some drum stick wen i was 11. i can play a couple of things on piano...but the the thing is im a music lover...i adore it! i can read music so its pretty easy to play and thing on the instruments tht i mentioned above. however, give me a clarinet or violin or something like tht, and im lost. for all those people who can play those classical beautiful instruments, wow! your amazing!
i love readin and writing and talking.
i have blue eyes, which tend to change colour :S worried? i am! my friend says that she can tell wen im agry coz my eyes go light blue...and tht im happy they are grey. (personally i think shes not wired up properly in the head but we'll leave tht..)
i love shoes, coats and hats...and scarves...and trousers...and jackets...and t-shirts and shirts...okay okay i LOVE fashion!
i am soooooo hyper. i have my serious moments...most of the time im sarcastic...and im very-very-very-very-very-very-very-very-very gullible and blonde. it's not even funny anymore :(
i am completely and utterly random!
im about as flexible as a plank of wood! ( the non-flexi kind)
and too top it off, i have a short attention span...im bored of this now
there is a water-melon on my bed and i better move it! (dont ask how it got there coz i dont know!)
ok...i cant think off anything else to say!
ooo yes i can...im fom england! wooo...tea!!
(ok i hate wen peoples profiles are just FULL of thing s that hav been copied and pasted, but hey! im a hypocrite!)
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. Crazy is when you ook at this list nodding and smiling at memories of you and your friends doing all this stuff. Crazy is when you walk home from school you either have a "yes" "no" "yes" "no" war or just make random noises for half an hour with your freind, copy this onto your profile and add. Crazy is when you walk home with your friend...walking backwards! copy this onto your profile and then add something off your own!
Fun things to do at WalMart!! :)
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"
16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.
17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.
18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.
19. Start a fish-stick fight.
20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.
21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"
22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.
23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."
24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.
25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.
26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.
27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."
28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Twilight, and don't try with Maximum Ride)
29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.
30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.
31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.
32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.
33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.
34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.
35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you are totally in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward Cullen, put this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you truly believe there is your own personal Edward Cullen out there for you, put this into your profile. (His name doesn't have to be Edward Cullen, but it would be nice if it was...and that he is a vampire).
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" or "Emmett" or "Jasper" you freak out and have a small fit because you love them/ him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile... doesn't everyone?!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you have a friend that scares you when they have sugar, do not copy this into your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
You Know You Live in 2009 When...
1. you go to a party, sit down, and take myspace/facebook pics
2.you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3.the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/myspace/facebook
4.You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV
6. your evening activity is sitting at the computer
7.you read this list, and keep nodding and smiling
8.You think about how stupid you are for reading this
9.you were too busy to notice number five
10. you actually scrolled/looked back up to see if there was a number five
11.and now you're laughing at your own stupidity
12.put this in your pro if you fell for it.
I find "good morning" contradictory
My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.
Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon
I think I could be madly in like with you
Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips!
Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot!
Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.
Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."
Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.
A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, Bitch, RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "We fucked up, didn't we?"
A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. (me...i never really had a mind too miss ...hehe)
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
(Don't worry Pluto, I'm not a planet either...)
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
Advice to being the Perfect Boyfriend,
When she walks away from you mad,
When she pushes you or hit's you
When she's quiet
When she ignore's you
When she pull's away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she steal's your favorite hat
When she tease's you
When she doesnt answer for a long time
When she look's at you with doubt
When she say's that she like's you
When she grab's at your hands
When she bump's into you
When she tell's you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she reposts this bulletin
Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?
Bella: Do you like me?
Bella: Do you want me?
Bella: Would you cry if I left?
Bella: Would you live for me?
Bella: Would you do anything for me?
Bella: Choose--me or your life
Edward: My life
Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator
1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
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