LeannaQua
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Joined 10-13-08, id: 1715943, Profile Updated: 07-03-09
Author has written 8 stories for Winx Club, Twilight, D N Angel, and Pokémon.

I'm a from the US of A and Love Reading. I am an author trying to get my book published. I love Anime but who doesn't. I listen and play music, although I'm not very good. I'm in middle school/high school(Werid I know). I have great friends and an even greater imagination. Happy Dance I also love and I mean love, writing. Here are my favorites!

And My picture is of Alexander and Raven from Vmapire Kisses, drawn by me.

Favorite Books:

Twiligt(DUH!)INcluding the other 3 too

Vampire Kisses serie

Midnight Sun(SHe has to continue. Edwards piont of view is Amazing)

The Clique series(Not the biggest fan)

And those are only a few...

Favorite Singers/Bands:

Jonas Brothers

Evanesence(Sorry for wrong spelling)

Skye Sweetnam

And so much more...

Favorite Fictional/Anime Character Couples:

Bella and Edward-Twilight

Alice and Jasper-Twilight

Raven and Alexander-Vampire Kisses

Ichigo(Zoey) and Ryou(Elliot)-Mew Mew Power

Misty and Ash-Pokemon

May and Drew-Pokemon

Amu and Ikuto-Shugo Chara

Hikaru and Lantis-Magic Knight Rayearth

Bloom and Sky-Winx Club

And so much more...

Top 5 Twilight Characters:

In first we have, yes it's EDWARD CULLEN. Fan Girls cheer

In second closer than close we have, EMMETT CULLEN. YEAH! He's SO Funny

In third we have, ALICE CULLEN, the little pixie herself.

In fourth, the human-turned-vampire(yes I know they all did but come on she was the more recent one) BELLA SWAN CULLEN Boys Whistle Uh-oh, looks like it's Bella Barbie time. Bella hides behind Edward, Emmett laughs his but off

Anywho, in fifth, we have got, the one, the only, JACOB BLACK the werewolf, anf future son-in-law, to Bella and Edward.

Sorry, if ya don't agree. But I love them, especailly Emmett. My friend LOVES Vladimir.

If you go to youtube and look up LeannaQua you'll find a fashion show of Destiny's outfits. Only about 5 or 6 outfits though.

If you go to leannaqua.piczo.com/twilightpics?preview=y&sl=0&st=200&cr=7

"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward Cullen."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor but since Carlisle is cute, screw the fruit."
"I'm not easily distracted I-Hey, is that guy sparkling!"

SPONGEBOB GOT PATRICK,
TIGGER GOT POOH,
BELLA GOT ALICE ,
AND I GOT A COOL FRIEND LIKE YOU

.: There's three ways to do things:.
.: The right way :.
.: The wrong way :.
.: And my way, which is wrong too, but faster!:.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

So why bother?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils"

Two wrongs may not make a right, but three rights make a left.

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Why do people say, “You can't have your cake and eat it too?” Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

It's you and me versus the world...we

attack at dawn

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is screaming everytime you hear the name Edward because you think Jacob is 10 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Edward fangirls- --That's Crazy, too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you plot revenge against a fictional character, and your friends go along with it. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back
of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone
we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

A Hispanic man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Hispanic man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The Hispanic man turned around and stood up.

He then said:

"Listen Pendejo...when I was born, I was brown, "
"When I grew up, I was brown, "
"When I'm sick, I'm brown, "
"When I go in the sun, I'm brown, "
"When I'm cold, I'm brown, "
"When I die, I'll be brown ."

"But you pendejo..."
"When you're born, you're pink, "
"When you grow up, you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun, you turn red, "
"When you're cold, you turn blue, "
"And when you die, you turn purple."

"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"


When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen.
My friends are the kind of people that would spend hours trying to drown a fish. ...But I love them to death

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

Friends: Ask why you're cryin
Best Friends: has a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Friends: say you can do better
Best friends: Will call him up and say "You have seven day to live"

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "LETS DO THAT AGAIN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friends: Help you get over a boy
Best Friends: will go up to the boy punch him then say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Friends: know only a few things about you
Best Friends: could write a very embarssing biography about you

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life
BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it

Friends: Will help you find prince charming
Best Friends: Would kidnap him and bring him to you

Friends: fade
Best Friends: Are forever

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!!


If you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... Aston Martin...

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 12 hours just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped/punched a relative because they took something of yours, copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a weird habit of writing inside jokes somewhere anyone can see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think James Patterson should just put Max and Fang together already, sopy and paste this to your profile

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie, xx . mari . xx LeannaQua

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you are in love with any of the Cullens (men or women) then copy and paste this into your profile.

If your on Team Edward copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get upset when Jacob kisses Bella in the books even though you knew it was coming copy and pase this into your profile.

If you cried in new moon then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Lucky is just a normal leprechaun who wants his frickin' cereal!)

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block SUCKS, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like chocolate. Cheetahs are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have a pet copy and paste this on to your profile

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think Mike should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile

If you are in lala (Twilight) land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.


Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", post this.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?


" Woman was created from the ribs of man.
Not from his head to top him.
Nor from his feet to be walked upon.
She was made from his side to be his equal.
From beneath his arms to be protected.
From very near his heart to be loved."

" Age is simply mind over matter.
If you don't think about it.
It really doesn't matter."

" The only way to correct what
you've done in the past.
Is to live differently in the
future."

" The Ten Commandments aren't
multiple choice."
God

"What part of 'Thou Shall Not'...did you not understand? God

" It's not every time.
You get a second chance
in life."

"Quote the 25th letter of the
alphabet... Y ' "

“What’s the vowel you sometimes use?”“Y”“I just wanted to know”

“What does idk stand for?” “I don’t know” “Well I don’t know either so I was just asking”


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (If you could only hear the thoughts in my head)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHATI MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Your weird seeing how I'm a girl)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (Well. . . I really do.)


Random Facts

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

(hands up who actually tried this!)

Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or

it will digest itself. (YUCK!)

The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War 2 killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

(Who was the sadist who discovered this??)

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson".

The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!!

Coca-Cola was originally green.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: 6,400

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

The youngest pope was 11 years old.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents! a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

You know you're obsessed with Twilight if...

You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward!

You think your next door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire.

You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.

You've read Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse at least 5 times each!

You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news.

You think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight, New Moon, and/or Eclipse.

When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there.

Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you.

You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up.

You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward.

You have nothing to do, so you go to www.stepheniemeyer.com and read everything on the site twice. And then go to the Lexicon and do the same thing.

You promise your friend that if he can find you an Edward, you'll give him the answers to your homework for the rest of your school-life.

When your best friend's mom drives fast and you scream, "OMG! You drive fast! You're a vampire and you didn't TELL me?"

You drink red drinks and yell, "Whoo! I'm a vampire! But I'm a vegetarian one, because I don't kill people! Only red berries!"

You buy your friend her own copy of Eclipse so that she doesn't have to steal yours for any amount of time.

You plan on naming your children after characters in any of the books in the Twilight series.

You walk around school looking for pale-skinned, inhumanly beautiful classmates with red or gold eyes.

You see a shadow, think it's Edward, and start talking to it.

You compare every guy you meet to Edward and are honestly disapointed when they never measure up. (pffttt ya.)

If you're obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this list into your profile, and add something to the list that proves you're obsessed. (Disclaimer: I got this list off of www.bellaandedward.com, which I don't own, and I don't own Stephenie Meyer's website.)

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you walk around you house talking to your self about something that happened in one of the twilight books Copy this into your profile

If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. C&P

If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P

If you think the Cullen's should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

If you love everything about the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only thing you think about is the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are Obsessed/Addicted to the Twilight series copy and past this to your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

(\_/)
(O.o)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


Stupid Warnings:

This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily.

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

16. On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

17. On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

18. On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

19. On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

24. On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

25. On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

26. On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

27. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

29. On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

30. On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally.

12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"

Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

2. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

3. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

4. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

5. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

6. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

7. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

8. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

9. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"


TRY NOT TO CRY

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go,But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun,he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend;

That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother;I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy,

I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors;

I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack,I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

This poem is to remember the students of Columbine, Virginia Tech, and all the other kids who were shot in school shootings and never got to say goodbye.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

my daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

from his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em!

I went to a party, Mom
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didnt drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now Im lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

Im sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddy’s Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
Id still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
Im getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And Im so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.

one message: dont drink and drive!


Twilight Disorders(Copy and Paste if you have it)

OCD-Obsessive Cullen Disorder

AACIBD-Addicted ti All Cullens Including Bella Disorder

AV-Addicted to Vampires

ADD-Automatic Death Disorder

ADHD-Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

My Own Twilight Disorder

OMGEHD-Oh my God Edward’s(or Emmett’s) Hot Disorder

OMED-Oh My Emmett Disoder

ADSWALPD-Automatic Death by Shopping With Annoying Little Pixie Disorder

ALPD-Annoying Little Pixie Disoder(AD-Alice Disoder

SSVOD-Stupid, Shiny Volvo Owner Disorder

CBD-Clusmy Bella Disoder

EMPD-Edward’s Multiple Personality Disorder

GUARD-Googled Unexpected Adrenline Rush Disorder

AHD-Alice’s Hyperness Disorder

ATRD-Addicted Twilight Reader Disorder

CPTTBDD-Can’t Put The Twilight Book Down Disorder

JIFMVBYWSED-Jumping In Front of Mini Vans Because You Want to See Edward Disorder

RSTND-Randomly Screaming Twilight Names Disorder

REMD-Random Emmett Moments Disorder

QTD-Quoting Twilight Disorder

SOBBBD-Scared Of Being a Bella Barbie Disorder

FD-Fanpire Disorder

RD/PD-Rosalie Disorder/Pigheadedness Disorder

MTEDCD-Mentioning Twilight Every Daily Conversation DIsorder

ESSD-Emiotion Sensing, Soldier Disorder(JD-Jasper Disorder)

TYOVAHD-Three-Year-Old Vampire At Heart Disorder(ED-Emmett Disorder)

The Dangerous “DD”-Dazzling Disorder(Side Effects include: sparling in the sun, temporarailly taking a persons breath away, dumb founding someone and by just one look: causing someone to act completely speechless)

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Harem Doujutsu by MikeJV37 reviews
At age 10 Naruto gets a Doujutsu that lets him charm any woman. Alternate Universe and Characters, Fem Kyuubi, Power Naruto, Naru/Hina harem, straight/lez lemons and other adult stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,489 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 1,741 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Naruto U.
Elysium by Devin Warren reviews
With him alive, things were supposed to better. He was supposed to be happy knowing that at least he had a father to take care of him. To bad his father can barley look at him with out feeling regret. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,993 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Tenten
When Bad Days Turn Good by Persistence reviews
Ichigos week keeps getting worse, his soul badge is taken away, Renji is cheating on him on the anniversary of his mother death, next he gets kidnapped by a few espada who want him to join them, but it'll have to take some convincing. yaoi Ichigo/harem
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,468 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra
Volturi Daughter by BellazB reviews
Isabella was born in the year 1917 and is Aro's daughter. She's been kept inside the castle walls all her life, but will that change when Bella and Edward meet over a period of time? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,273 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Naruto the Silver Fox by swords of twilight reviews
Legends told of a legendary Silver Fox that holds great power. What if a boy named Naruto, a boy shunned his entire life from his village, was the next silver fox. NarutoxHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 141,888 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 2,106 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Boxes of Chocolates by NoThisIsNotChelz reviews
AU: Charlie is abusive. Edward and Bella go to the same school. What happens when Edward falls in love...and what about Bella? And if Edward and Bella fall in love what happens to Charlie? Very Twisted in a GREAT way! Rated M for abuse!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 34,741 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 2/13/2008
The Inevitable by Endlessly Drowning reviews
It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,921 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Hidden Away by Lady R. Lotus reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and I've been living in secret, hidden away from humanity all my life. Everyday I have to endure this miserable torment my abusive father and vile brother bring down upon me. Please, someone, anyone, can you save me? BxE, Rated:M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,580 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Was it a dream by CookieMonster818 reviews
Dasey twoshot. Rated T just to be safe. My first fic ever.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,181 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5859 - Favs: 2,645 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Missing Pieces by LatinaGurl96 reviews
When Dillon learns about a base with information on prisoners, he leaves with Summer, desperate to find answers about his past. Things get messy, and it's a fight for the truth, their lives, and for love. Trailer at:
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,378 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Dillon, Summer L. - Complete
The Girl from Forks by emilylostboystwilight reviews
The Boy from Alaska in Edward's POV, Please read that first, Edward moves to Forks, a 6th grade nerd, and befriends Bella, but they drift apart when Edward makes a new friend. He still feels more than friendship for Bella. What happens 5 years later?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,270 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forever Feels Like Home by Be one with Mother Russia reviews
Rewrite of My Destiny, Naruto doesn't leave the village, instead, he's going to tear it down from the inside,destroying the government then putting his own people in. rated for language and violence. yaoi! don't like, don't read. Harem fic! WB, sorry!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,838 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Naruto U.
Wasted Time by CharmingAndInsane reviews
Bella met Edward in 1918 but he died ... or did he. She's now a vampire and meets two vampires called Alice and Jasper who are planning on meeting new vampires. Will she see familiar faces again? Who knows? Btw I'm really bad at writing summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,754 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Upon a Time by CallieCakes reviews
Bella has lived in forks her whole life with her dad Charlie. He used to be nice but then he and Billy became friends and Billy got Charlie into drinking. After that Charlie became abusive. But what will happen when an odd family moves in? Exb AxJ EXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,515 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Naruto: Prince of the Logias by YinShadow reviews
Naruto managed to escape from the mob and found a mysterious trap door leading to a temple containing 10 devil fruits, Naruto ate 2 and gained weird powers.Powerful/smart/cunning/skilled/Charming Logia Naruto NaruHarem Challenge by Sage of Fanfiction
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Fox and The Weasel at Red Dawn: rewrite! by brokenfromthepast reviews
adopted by hanakisa One night, Naruto is raped, and he's had enough of life in Konoha. Find out what devistating news will follow, and how is the one responsible for picking up those pieces? yaoi itanaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 33,843 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Quintessence by Lady R. Lotus reviews
Deep down behind that façade lies a dark and dangerous secret. She tries to hide, but not even running is an option. With the help of those who she can trust, it’s time for Isabella Swan to face her past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,727 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Bella
White Lilies by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
EXB. Dr. Carlisle Cullen and his family decided to spend their summer at the rainiest place they could find – Forks. Then one day Dr. Cullen got introduced to the new nurse. Much to his surprise they met before. “Hello Dr. Cullen. I’m Isabella Swan.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,293 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silent Reverie by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
The SEQUEL to WHITE LILIES. Bella & Edward are finally married. But an appearance by someone Bella knew threatens to disturb the peace. Bella's past has now caught up with her present and everything she does determines the future of the undead & halfdead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,818 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Revealing A Kitsune by Kanemoshi reviews
When Kiba learns the disturbing truth about Naruto, he finally gets to know the lonely teen behind that impossibly happy mask, and when he tries to save Naruto from himself, what was once rivalry becomes much more than friendship. KibaNaruto Warning: Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,438 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Bang goes Love by evilfrog1 reviews
Depressed and alone. Naruto Uzumaki does the unthinkable.He falls in to the dark crying wishing he can believe in someone and wanting only love. He finds it but who is the girl to give it to him? or is it girls? NaruxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,827 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Promise by ni-chan and mit-chan007 reviews
Amu and Ikuto make each other a Promise. Will they keep it? What happens? Amuto. Please R&R. Rated T just in case.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008
Feel The Rain by Isis Blue reviews
They lived next to each other for 5 years but he never saw her until that one stormy night. IT IS ZUTARA!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,846 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Stained by BonneNuit reviews
Alternate Universe. In a supernatural world so focused on social class, a few souls dare to break away from stereotypes and labels. Ichigoxmale-harem StarkxIchigo GrimmjowxIchigo ShirosakixIchigo KenpachixIchigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,469 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
The Gambler by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
NaruHarem. Naruto gets saved from death by a deck of cards at age five. He is then taken as an apprentice by the Sandaime. --COMPLETE--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,304 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
All There Is by Nicolllette13 reviews
Bella and Alice are now vampires. They're enjoying their new life with the Cullens, but when new dangers appear is an ancient war between vampire and werewolf likely to break out? Sequel to Enchantments!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,140 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seeing you again by VeggieGirl15 reviews
After 50 yrs. of being away from Forks Bella moves back with her coven. However, they are not the only vampires living in the rainy town. What happens when Bella sees the Cullens again?..."I turned around and was met with five sets of topaz eyes." RxR!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,846 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Calling All Hosts! by Ayaka Sara reviews
When Haruhi hasn't seen the rest of the host club for a year she starts to feel depressed. On top of that some new guy is giving unwanted advances, when it goes to far and she calls the others hosts, what will happen? better than the summary please R&R
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,724 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Stole by VioletCrystals reviews
He hadn't known what he was getting himself into. She hadn't known he would impact her life so much. What is it that Fate is intending? What is love exactly? What is life really worth living for... Classic plot, UNEXPECTED twist. Zutara. Later rated M.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,013 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Just take me away by SmileyShananahan reviews
There are just sometimes I want to scream, but I can't, or else he'll hear me, and I'll get the beating of my life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,186 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
The Legend of the Celestial Bijuu by Myra the Dovahkiin reviews
Long ago, Kami created a being so powerful that only he can defeat it. This being is the ten-tailed bijuu, the Juubi. It is said that a certain human child would becme Juubi, but no one knew who. This is Naruto's story. NarutoMassiveHarem. *Hiatus*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,650 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Celestial Kitsune by Myra the Dovahkiin reviews
Naruto at the young age of 5 is kicked out of the orphanage. He happens upon his father's estate. That night he meets Kyuubi. He trains for 3 years by a select few. Then for the next 4 years he trains with a certain someone. NarutoMassiveHarem. *Hiatus*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,724 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U.
A Jinchuuriki's Tale by Myra the Dovahkiin reviews
Naruto is kicked out of the orphanage at 5 when he comes upon his father's compound. As he grows & learns he becomes stronger. Can his dream of being Hokage be realized? Powerful Naruto, Intellegent Naruto, NarutoMassiveYaoiHarem. *Hiatus*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,187 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Naruto U.
Best Friends Forever? by tonoavailxoxo reviews
Edward & Bella have been bestfriends since forever. Edward leaves for a year but promises Bella he'll be back for her. When he does come back, he's become a flirt because of his second-cousin Tanya. The rule? You can never be JUST friends with a boy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,255 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Twilight, A New Take by FRK921 reviews
What if Bella's life wasn't so nice? And the Cullen's come to save her. Will Edward feel the same way? Short chapters but very VERY! frequent updates! T for some abuse and harsh content. All DONE! XoXoXoX Thanks for R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Will you be my Queen? by VeggieGirl15 reviews
Edward is a prince living in a castle. Bella is basically a slave to her step-family. Can Edward save her, when she tells him her story? Or will both their worlds come crumbling down when another prince by the name of James comes into the picture? ExB T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,146 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Wrapped Around Her Little Finger by Grace Cullen reviews
Edward finds 4 year old Bella lost in the forest, and he becomes her best friend but when she moves and comes back 13 years later she meets Tanya who has set her eye on Edward and will eliminate anyone who ruins her chances with him, which means Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,485 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dancing In The Moonlight by jliane reviews
After an emotional two week romance, Edward and Bella are finally together and enjoying their life and work at Cullen Institute for the Arts. What happens when someone wants to shake up their fairy tale romance? Sequel to Lullabies Go On!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,754 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fox Hidden in the Leaves by MikeJV37 reviews
Naruto returns from his 3 year training mission with Jiraiya changed. This new Naruto will change the course of everyone's life in ways they never imagined. power Naruto, Naru/Hina, Fem Kyuubi, Naru/harem, straight/lez
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 293,434 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
It can't be by Naomi Black x reviews
Edward left Bella ten years ago. But when Alice sees Bella going clubbing, she sees the perfect chance to get her sister back... BxE and BxOC Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,137 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Mine by badvamps26 reviews
This is what happens after Melanie gets her body back, written from her perspective. Covers everything from the time she wakes up through the time when they meet Burns. More chapters to come. Please review!
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Melanie S./Mel, Jared H.
The Past that Haunts Me by Suzuka Harukaze reviews
COMPLETE! Hinamori Amu longer knew how to have fun or laugh. The tomboy no longer had emotions, since that horrible day. One brown-haired person is interested. Mild Violence later. Bit OOC & OC
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,300 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Kūkai S., Amu H. - Complete
The Missing Piece by love-jonasxx reviews
“It wouldn’t be weird if I told you that you were my missing piece,” he asked uncertainly, gripping her hand. “No,” she murmured, “not at all.” S/M fic.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,374 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Shane G., Mitchie T. - Complete
Earth & Ocean by Sailor Moon Girl reviews
For three centuries now, a bloody war has ravaged between the merpeople and the people of the land. But when mermaid princess Lucia decides to go on dry land for the day, her life changes forever when she meets prince Kaito. Can they live through the war?
Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,567 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Lucia N., Kaito D. - Complete
The Wonders of YouTube by animegirl503 reviews
Amu is at home one day and she is going through her e-mail. She finds one from an unfamiliar sender and clicks on it. In the e-mail is a link and, bored and curious, she clicks on it. With a single click of a button, Amu sealed her fate. R&R please!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Savedmaybe? by lovelycullen24 reviews
Bella lives with Jacob.Six months later she meets the Cullens will they save her from her abusers or will she die?Will Edward live through the deadly encounter? Will Bella's broken heart ever be mended? Can she learn to trust again? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,507 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once upon a time by Isa-BELLA Swan91 reviews
After her father died she had nobody left but her abusive stepmother. She'd given up hope of ever finding someone to love her, until the Cullens moved to town. All human. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,008 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're not going crazy by VeggieGirl15 reviews
Three years ago Edward died in a car crash...That's what Bella thinks at least. What happens when Bella stumbles her way back to their meadow and encounters someone or something who tries to kill her? Will someone come to her rescue? RnR! ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay With Me by justxxwicked reviews
What would happen if Bella realized the night of her 18th birthday that Edward was planning on leaving her? Would she be able to convince him to stay? Or would fighting him just be a wasted effort?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,113 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Soundtrack Of My Summer by xoDancingDreamerxo reviews
It's the summer before Derek and Casey are about to go off to college, so the family decides to spend it in Mexico City. While there, Casey and Derek end up sharing a room, Casey gets a stalker, and Derek figures out just who Casey sees in her dreams.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,282 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Pictures of You by onthepursuitofhappiness reviews
AU/AH. When Bella Swan is forced to spend the day with cocky Edward Cullen for a school assignment will the way she originally saw him change?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,422 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Problem With Rumors by bluesnowflake44 reviews
After a shocking rumor is spread at school, life between Casey and Derek will never be the same. Dasey. Now complete.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,292 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Fudge by Skipp Ryan reviews
2years after TFW Fang Loves FUDGE Max is jealous but is it really what she thinks it is and why does the new kid they meet seem so much like Fang Their Vacation from saving the world may not last as long as they planned when secrets are revealed COMPLETE
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 60,126 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Stranded by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Bella gets stranded in a small town during a record storm. She meets Edward whom she is immediately attracted to and befriends, but why is it that everyone in the town seems to treat him like some sort of monster? Can she help him find peace again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 112,808 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unwelcome Past and True Eternity by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
After Edward left Bella in Forks, 2 years later, Bella gets into a car accident and gets changed. But who changed her? And, 40 years later, Bella meets the Cullens in high school. Only...a lot has happened in 40 years. Lots of romance and fluff! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,851 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8206 - Favs: 5,863 - Follows: 2,163 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Our final goodbye by KirstyM reviews
At Bella's 17th birthday, she hears the worst news ever. She ends up spending a lot of time in the hospital. There she meets a certain male nurse. How does he handle Bella's disease? And how does Bella handle the love she soon feels for him? R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,386 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby Its Cold Outside by nephertiri reviews
In light of the holidays, I decided to do a parody of the song. When Katara has to go, how will Zuko make her stay? Major Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Cloud Covered Moon by EdWarded reviews
Bella is blind but she can see without eyes.She sees more than most. Edward Cullen is a vampire never giving a though to the thoughts of others.This story is ExB.The first fanfiction I have ever wrote please read and review,we need ur support Wow200review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,368 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Past Obsessions by chellomonkey reviews
Returning to Forks after ten years of being away Isabella “Bella” Swan is ready to settle into her home with her father Charlie all over again. But what happens when a welcoming family wants Bella over at their home to often? PLEASE PLEASE READ AND REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,507 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Separate From Myself by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Bella has many different passions. Ballet, Hip-hop, Skateboarding and Gymnastics. For each of these she has a different name, Isabella, Issy, Is and Isa. How can she react when her lives start to fold in on one another. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,668 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Headstrong by xxxShyxPrincessx13xxx reviews
“ Hey, can you let me go now?” I asked. He looked down at me and I knew he could still see traces of anger in my eyes. He bent his head down so his mouth was leveled with my ear, and whispered firmly, “ No,” I sighed and thought of ways to get out of his
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,876 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Sweater by blackm00n5 reviews
Amu's jacket is stolen and she has to walk home in a snowstorm. Ikuto meets her along the way and fluff insues.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Christmas Love! by Aznprid3x3 reviews
its two days before christmas! tomorrow there is a guardian party! what happens when Amu goes to the mall and buys gifts and leaves at night? Total Amuto!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Five Moments by Simply Sarah reviews
This is the story of five moments where Nora knew there was something between her daughter and stepson that she didn't know. Dasey. One-shot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Cadillac Hotel by Mac-alicious reviews
On a two week vacation to a sunny beach, George and Nora implement THE RULES on their children. For Derek and Casey, they're about to put a damper on all their fun. But rules were meant to be broken, weren't they?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,998 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
A Moving Conversation by cupcakeslam23 reviews
Derek and Casey talk. But what about? Read to find out. Its a Dasey all the way. R&R Rated T to be safe. XOne-ShotX. **Changed my pename, it used to be: depplove23!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Healing by NinjaHandyMan08 reviews
The Painted Lady Katara runs into the Blue Spirit Zuko after healing some townsfolk. The Blue Spirit attempts to comfort her when she gets distreased about the townfolk and firenation. Zutara I do not own Avatar...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Bubbles by NinjaHandyMan08 reviews
Zuko watches his wife bend bubbles out of the turtleduck pond to entertain their son. Zutara I do not own Avatar...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Better in Time by LindsaylovesPacey reviews
One shot: Derek and Casey have been together since Graduation, now they will be spending their first Christmas apart in four years. Will Casey be able to cope without the one person she loves most, especially around the holidays?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Ready or Not by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
I'm pregnant" Those words lingered around in Derek's head for hours as he sat up in his bed with his head in his hands. "How did this happen?" DASEY ONE-SHOT
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
I'll Always Protect You, An Amuto Story by kelpiie reviews
Tadase goes too far in winning Amu's heart. He's already hurt her, is it Ikuto's turn to be hurt? First fanfic, NOW ORGANIZED INTO CHAPTERS! Amuto.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Love Story by DisasterDrake reviews
This is my first story...I got the idea listening to the Taylor Swift song Love Story. Rated T just to be safe. Please review...your comments make me happy and they make the writing better! I hope you like it!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Electricity by bluesnowflake44 reviews
The power in the McDonald/Venturi house goes off one night... but electricity still surges through the air. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
That One Friday Night by Nikkix1421 reviews
It's the biggest party of the year. Will a certain two finally realize their feelings for one another? *Dasey* ---Now Complete!---
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,323 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Retribution by CelestialMoon17 reviews
22 year old Casey is haunted by memories of her and Derek from four years ago. Will he come back? Will she get a second chance to be with him? *Dasey* one-shot
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Dusk by twistedrealityII reviews
*My Version of Twilight* After great misfortune, Bella has gone to live with her Uncle Charlie in Forks. There, in a local high school, she meets an interesting boy named Edward. Both sides are hiding a secret, but who will tell first?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,124 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When I'm With You by xXxbailey925xXx reviews
“I’m only up when you’re not down. Don’t wanna fly if you’re still on the ground.” – Bella remembers their time together through their lives. All human Song-Fic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Decode by TwilightTeen212 reviews
Song Fic based on "Decode" by Paramore. When Edward and Bella get into a fight over whether Bella should be changed and one makes a big mistake, can they fix things or is it all over? Will Bella be changed? Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fearless by CallieCakes reviews
Song fic about Bella when she's in her truck alone while Edward is hunting, and it's raining. based of Taylor Swift Fearless.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Neko san by yukikittycatofwisdom reviews
Ikuto saves Amu, Amu takes in a familiar cat. Meanwhile a new group of badies are trying to get the lock and key. Will our kitty get back to normal and win Amu over? rated T just in case
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,002 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Taking care of you by Tsuyu ryu reviews
When Edward gets injured by a mysterious hunter, it’s Bella’s turn to take care of him. But when she decides he stays at her house, things get complicated… will Charlie discover Edward’s secret? And who’s after Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,569 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Little Warmth by eyecanread reviews
"Seeing you was… a very pleasant surprise." Even in this low light he could see her blush. "Not that I saw anything!" 8D KataraxZuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Last Night by mskayla reviews
All Human. Renee is a druggie that beats Bella. Her dad turns his head because he's in love with Renee. It started when she was 14. For 3 yrs she thinks she worthless cutting herself. Can the Cullens change her outlook on life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 90,126 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Will To Live by Kadeana reviews
Will does something that may change her past and destroy her future. WillxCaleb
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,810 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Caleb, Will V. - Complete
Forever by VeggieGirl15 reviews
Bella didn't know that Edward was a vampire until he told her. Will she keep his secret safe? Or will she tell the world when her life is in danger? And why does Aro want to meet Bella! Let alone kidnap her! First story! RxR! Rated T, just in case..ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,072 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Zuko Other Scars by Angel Cry13 reviews
After Katara found out the killer of her mother and confronting killer him, She spotted something after she hugged Zuko. Seeing the X mark on him got her worried about the young prince. One-shot Zuko x Katara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Kiss Me Goodnight, HungryBoy by mysticmoon24 reviews
My first Zutara story with a poem inside of it. It is totally complete inless you readers want me to continue it! It really isn't that bad if you jus read it. So anyway. It is obviously Zutara. It has Sukka -or Sokki or Soki if you squnt. Please R and R!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Of Dasey and Disney by on sleepless roads reviews
Casey’s eyes grew big and she looked like she was fighting to laugh her heart out.“Oh my God, Derek. Did you just quote Disney?” . DASEY, obviously. Read and review, please.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Bloodlust by My Little Harlequin reviews
Whe Bella Swan moves to a place called Forks, she finds that life there is far from dull when she meets beautiful, alluring Edward Cullen and his so called "family". She sets out with him on a whirlwind path of seduction, romance and of course-BLOOD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,242 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't Stop the Music by kim-macafee reviews
Bella is introduced to the single Edward on her birthday. Sparks flew. All human characters. Fluff galore! Characters are a little OOC. Finally complete. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 84,942 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Firework Maker's Daughter by DeliriousExpectations reviews
Edward, a widower, is taking his daughter Erica to a firework display. Erica wants to know how fireworks are made, and a girl called Bella tells her. Cute One Shot for the Firework season : ExB forever. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing Halo by haleybare reviews
Bella and Emmett playing Halo together when Edward shows up... :: One Shot/Fluff :: Bella POV, Post Breaking Dawn. :: --I dont own Twilight--
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Black Bullet by Aces17 reviews
AU. After the tragic death of her mother, Bella is forced to flee to Forks and relatives she never knew she had. Will Edward be able to tear down her walls? EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,604 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Boys by Jaspermytwin reviews
What happens when the Cullens go to a new school and the 3 Cullen girls run into alittle trouble with 3 rough boys that don't know the word 'no'. ONESHOT R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pranks and Love by I'mJustWeird reviews
“Well, Raimundo pulls pranks on Kimiko because he likes her a lot. So I was wondering, do you pull pranks on Casey because you like her a lot too?” When Marti asks a simple question, what's going to happen between Casey and Derek? Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Casey M., Derek V.
Hurt by BittersweetKiss reviews
Edward lets Bella visit Jacob after she insisted that he's not dangerous. But after saying something that angers Jacob, Bella gets hurt...badly. How long can she hide the truth from Edward? Takes place during Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Story by DreamingOfBeingWithYouForeverx reviews
And I said, "Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone. I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run. You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess. It's a love story. Baby just say..yes." Edward/Bella Vampire/Human Oneshot & Songfic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wish you were here by Amaz.Awes.Vert.Chall.Nerd reviews
Takes place in Eclipse. Bella decides not to make Edward stay with her during the fight against the newborns How could this desicion have changed their lives? Well, read to find out! BTW chapter titles are major spoilers! Please Review! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,798 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Throw Away by ShnabbyTheMouse reviews
Bella Swan was a seventeen year old run-away. Or so everyone thought. What happens when she meets a family that tries to find out her secrets? Why do they seem so different? And whats up with Bella's Family history? First fanfic. Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,806 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not in my House! by Darkangel0345 reviews
All Human.Oneshot.“Bella, talk to me!” Jake demanded. “NO! Emmett, a little help here?” I said angrily. Just as I started pushing on the door to shut it, two arms that were well toned but not as bulky as Emmett’s pushed the door gently close Edward XBell
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Story by Taylor Swift: Twilight Version! by AliceCullenPwnsAtChess reviews
The Twlight version of the lyrics of 'Love Story' by Taylor Swift.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Story by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Someone was watching me. Startled, I looked up with wide eyes as I walked past a massive oak tree, and for a split second, everything about the scenery changed. Love Story- Taylor Swift.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forever by Jobromantic reviews
."Bella, I shall cherish you with all my heart, for as long as I shall live." Edward moaned, his lips grazing the warm flesh of her neck. And since Edward was a vampire, he was capable of loving Bella for all eternity. "Forever," she sighed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Problem and the Cullens by GreenPlayDoh reviews
Alice and Rosalie left at 7:30 for a shoe sale. Edward and Jasper hog Emmett's X-Box. Emmett gets a virus on Edward's Mac Air. The whole Cullen family tries to fix it but no one can. So what does Bella do? A little bit of fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meeting Edward Cullen at the Olympics by lenny85 reviews
Bella Swan gets a job working at the Olympics. She then meets the elusive and sexy Edward Cullen. Will romance bloom? Will Edward win gold? For Michael Phelps lovers! Enjoy! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,575 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Confusion and Devotion by Lupus reviews
AU: Bella is bitten by Victoria in Phoenix and goes to live with Charlie after Renee and Phil are murdered. She meets Edward and he doesn't realize she is a vampire because of her human traits. She is still his singer. Can they ever be together? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,632 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampire Girl by eyesofevergreen reviews
B/E When Charlie finds Edward in Bella's room, Bella is sent to live with her mother. So what happens when the Volturi decide to go vegitarian and announce the existance of vampires to the world? Vampire safety 101 as a part of the highschool curriculum.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,458 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Beginning by addiejoe reviews
Fleeing the Western Airtemple, Katara is attacked by firebenders and Zuko is forced to bring back apart of him he thought was gone. After her rescue, the two benders must acknowledge their growing feelings before its too late. ZUTARA
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,612 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Sunrise by Anawey reviews
A Zutara version of the finale, which was epic even without Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Camp Rock! Twilight Style! by tonoavailxoxo reviews
Bella Swan makes her own songs and wants to go to a camp called CAMP ROCK! Where people get known. What happens when celebrity star Edward Cullen comes to the camp? What happens in Final Jam? And who's Tanya? Reviews please! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,745 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth, Gotcha!, and Other Oddities by theD'Urberville reviews
Bella Swan's new in Forks. She used to live with neglecting mother in Phoenix, but now she's here to stay with a father she never knew she had. She makes friends and meets the beautiful Edward Cullen, but will she find love or is her life doomed to pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,986 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sozin's Comet: Avatar Aang by bluetarako reviews
Basically a rewrite of the last episode, the way it should've ended Zutara style . It would make more sense if I did all four, but I was lazy. Enjoy!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Someone who understands me by ThisIsForKeeps reviews
what would happen if Edward was human when he and Bella met, but Bella thought he was a jerk at first, a terrible summary, please give it a chance rated T just in case. BTW i have recently changed my profile name from iwantmyownedward4eva
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,902 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Suppressed Mistake by December'sRose reviews
Late flashfic for jeytonlover. The last of the puzzle pieces clicked into place, their smooth edges combining to create a whole. Dasey one-shot
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Cuffed into Love by December'sRose reviews
Edwin's new magic phase ends up getting Derek and Casey handcuffed together until Edwin can "find" the key. .:Dasey:.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,936 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
But jealousy is a good thing by bellamy-cullenvampire-bean reviews
What if Edward just needed that little push to get him to realise that he liked Bella? Bella would need Mike's help to do that, read on to find out what she does... Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Enchantments by Nicolllette13 reviews
Bella and Alice Swan have met the new guys at Forks High. Bella feels a strong connection with Edward while Alice is determind to get them together. But Bella's ex, Jacob Black wants her back. Can they find love without being torn apart? first fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,012 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edwards Wish by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Edward has thought countless times, “What is Bella thinking?” What will happen when he is finally granted his wish. And how can the impossible happen? What’s wrong with Bella? COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,203 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Great War by blinding-rainbows reviews
AU, EXB. 1918: Edward Masen wants nothing more than to go to war. One careless act leaves him on the brink of death in the trenches but lucky for him he has met and stolen the heart of a certain beautiful, golden eyed brunette. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,089 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Saved By The Bell by pleasebiteme reviews
Edward catches Bella singing and tries to dazzle her to hear more. Pure EXB fluff. Yet another one-shot. Rated T just because. Sequel now up as a second chapter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The incredulous kiss by unconditionallyinlove reviews
B/E one-shot. Edward poses a question to Bella that sends her heart into overdrive. Loaded with fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Documentary by CharlotteCullen6201901 reviews
Bella is making a video documentary of her new life in Forks.What will she discover? What will happen? OOOHHHH! Please R&R. I'll update whenever possible! I'm having lots o' fun writing it! Almost as much fun as i hope you'll have reading it! Aurevior!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,997 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Unexplainable Dawn by drish29 reviews
he was an arrogant -insert another word here- and she didn't want anything to do with him, but something kept her coming back... she knew he was hiding something & she was determined to find out what that was.. even if he had warned her not to..BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,498 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
ZW04:Manipulative by December'sRose reviews
She wasn't going to let him win, not this time. Zutara one-shot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
ZW03:Smug by December'sRose reviews
He hadn't figured this would happen, not in a million years. Zutara one-shot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
ZW02:Electrifying by December'sRose reviews
Only three steps. That was all it took. Zutara one-shot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Tease by Nikkitaa reviews
Just a fluffy little bit of passion between Bella and Edward. Not overly lemony, just fluffy goodness. I was having writers block with my other stories and took a break to write this. Hope you like
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
ZW01:Denim by December'sRose reviews
Zuko and Katara discuss Zutara Week while Sokka dances in the background. Zutara one-shot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4314 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hello Beautiful by December'sRose reviews
.:It’s been so very long since I’ve felt anything this strong:. It started off as a quiet tradition, one that was kept just between them. Flashfic for carterfinley Dasey one-shot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Dare You to Move by OffToLalaLand reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since that fateful day in kindergarten. Now they're juniors and both in unhappy relationships. Will one of them finally make the move and tell the other what they really feel? Songfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never Should Have by Twilightholic-Tanya reviews
When Edward meets a girl at the park he seems to grow attached to her, despite all his rules. They share a kiss he never forgets and he says goodbye to her for what he thought was forever, but forever is shorter than he thought.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,681 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mondlicht by Nicole Cullen reviews
Bella was a vampire when she moved to Forks in search of a new life. What will occur when she meets the Cullens and more importantly Edward? Bella learns first hand that your past always catches up with you. Only, it can be both good or bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,162 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forever Seventeen: Topaz Birthday by Psychotic Female of Many Names reviews
Isabella Swan thought that her life would always be lived out as a poor girl in Chicago. She never believed that her sister would be kidnapped and she would end up living with a family of vampires, in danger herself. What had the world come to? AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,720 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Starlight Crossings by BlueDolphinz reviews
Bella Parker and Edward Cullen are vampires with chemistry. How do they realize their bond... and what obstacles come in their way? AU. All Vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,658 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Heist by BookMe reviews
Em/J/Ed...bank robbers?*Nods head* The unsuspecting victims-Bella/Angela/A little 4year old girl. See Edward's...'presuasive' side,Emmett's pleasure at meeting a joke loving kid&Jasper's feelings at being a robber. Better than it sounds if i say so myself
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Jewel by Lady R. Lotus reviews
Bella Swan moved to Forks to live with her father after going through a traumatic incident in her past life. She is an extraordinary girl with amazing powers. She stumbles upon the Cullen family and knows their secret because of her past life. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,459 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Jessica and Lauren threaten Bella to break up with Edward and tell her that she's not worthy. Alice and Rosalie decide to take matters in their own hands. Knowing Alice, this can only lead to a makeover, shopping, and two furious girls- Jessica and Lauren
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,180 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Bit of Love by ebtwisty9 reviews
A selfish prince turned into a vampire as punishment, a charming girl full of life and kindness. When fate brings the two together, love sparks and a hope for salvation is born. ExB, Beauty and the Beast crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,422 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lean Cuisine by Zuzzeroo reviews
Dose one magical box of food hold tons of secret powers? DASEY! ONESHOT
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
The Lost Soul and Dear Boy by Lady R. Lotus reviews
Edward was gone, Bella no longer feels anything anymore, and as she sets her eyes upon a knife, she realizes she wants to be free again. The Cullens come to her funeral to pay their respects when they stumble upon a lost soul. Edward x Bella, Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Clumsy by Dreamer8102 reviews
SongFic Song: Clumsy by Fergie. Bella is a vamp and is driving along to meet alice, when a song she remembers comes on... R&R ExB OOC? Thanx!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp equals Craziness by ch3rrylips reviews
[Complete]Summer Camp, what more can you say? especially with a girl who can't get a boyfriend, a guy who can't get girls away from him.and a psychotic bimbo, who has probably never seen a full tshirt. EllexWill and more...[sequel coming soon]
Avalon High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,155 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Somebody Save Me by Marie Pattin reviews
Bella and her mother had always been abused by Charlie. After Charlie kills Renee all of his anger is focused on Bella. Then the Cullens arrive and Bella and Edward fall in love. But what happens when she tells on Charlie and the Cullens take her in? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,419 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Talent Show: Pointless Fluff by Adieu l'apathie reviews
Somehow Bella ends up in a talent show. Edward and Alice make a new discovery about their favorite human. I just felt like giving a useless gift to readers in the form of cottoncandy like fluff. Rated T just in case. Please check it out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Once Was Reality by x0-vindicated-0x reviews
Everything in life holds a unique set of consequences. What happens when Casey decides to tell Derek the truth about the basis of their relationship, the secret she's kept inside for five years? Twoshot fic to BCWYWF & ToP Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
A Taste of Perfection by x0-vindicated-0x reviews
Casey had a taste of perfection, a sense of what it's like to have the perfect boyfriend. Now, back in the real world, she is having a hard time accepting that Derek isn't as perfect as he was in her wish-world. [Dasey] Sequel to Be Careful What You Wish For .
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,469 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Across The Stars Love Theme by Zuzzeroo reviews
Derek and Casey are watching Star Wars, not to Star Wars-y so relax, when they finally realize who they would die for. DASEY! ONE SHOT! Please R&R!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by x0-vindicated-0x reviews
When Casey wishes that Derek had never been a part of her life, she gets it. But what happens when she realizes that maybe Derek never had as bad of an effect on her as she thought he did? Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,482 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Clow Child by Nate Grey reviews
Story 1 of 3: Syaoran & Sakura grow closer as they face an enemy that one will not survive against. Complete.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,047 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 10/31/2000 - Syaoran L., Sakura K. - Complete
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A New Vampire on the Block reviews
Set after Breaking Dawn. What if Bella's cousin, who she hasn't seen in ages, shows up. When she does, the Cullens and Bella learn a little something about their unexpected visitor. What happens when she brings the Volturi?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,248 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Bella - Complete
Twilight PoetryLeannaQua Style reviews
THis was something I did in free time. Tell me what you think. Thanks! RnR!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Twilight! At the Movies reviews
What would happen if Bella convinced the Cullen kids to go to a movie. Edward isn't too thrilled about the movie, like his siblings. What if the movie the went to was about a human who fell in love with a vampire? RnR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pokemon: A New Trainer reviews
Ash's cousin is revealed, and his friends and him learn the real meaning behind the mysterious island. Team Rocket drops in and must team up with Ash and his friends to save the Legendarys, before the world is gone forever.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi
Aqua Na, A New Legend reviews
Ash;s cousin comes to visit, and his friends and him learn and unexpected lesson. But the get caught up in it and must help save the pokemon of the world.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi
Phantom Angels
Dark has been reborn, but this time he takes complete control. Besides that, he meets a new girl. Has Dark finally found his true love? And why's she acing so, strange? Does she know something?
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Dark M.
Elemental Rulers reviews
The Winx are legends, and now it's time for their decendants to take over. BUt what happens when the babies are sent to Earth. It's 16 years later, and all but one, have no clue what they really are.
Winx Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2008
New Winx:Musical Magi reviews
A new group of teens come. The Winx Club will find a big surprise. This new group knows more htan they tell, but will they reveal the truth in time?
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2008