Sharper Than the Sword
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Joined 10-14-08, id: 1716254, Profile Updated: 10-16-13
Author has written 4 stories for Doctor Who, Fullmetal Alchemist, Haruhi Suzumiya series, and Legend of Zelda.

MY FAVOURITE STUFF:

Literature: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, 1984, Catch-22, The Divine Comedy, Life of Pi, Sandman, Les Miserables, Lord of the Flies, Lord of the Rings, A Song of Ice and Fire, Paradise Lost, Dracula, Frankenstein, The Once and Future King and a lot of Dickens and Shakespeare. Stephen King is a guilty pleasure (the man knows how to swear).

Film: 2001: A Space Odyssey, Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Full Metal Jacket, Clockwork Orange, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, Pan's Labyrinth, Fight Club, Unforgiven, Pulp Fiction, The Godfather, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Citizen Kane, Life of Pi, anything pre-2011 Pixar, and the original Star Wars trilogy.

TV: Monty Python's Flying Circus, Doctor Who, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Corner Gas, Trailer Park Boys, the Simpsons, South Park, Archer, Adventure Time, Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Alchemist, Game of Thrones, and Breaking Bad. Oh, and Hockey Night in Canada.

Video Games: The Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Bros, Dark Souls, Katamari Damacy, Out of the Park Baseball, and Portal.

Sports: Hockey, baseball, and powerlifting. My teams are the Toronto Blue Jays and the Toronto Maple Leafs.

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Insomnia by tikitikirevenge reviews
Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 190,104 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Tatl
At a Glance by Durandall reviews
An exploration of how things might have gone if who was oblivious - and how - were changed ... just a little bit. Experimental.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,018 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Meet the Suzumiyas by JonBob0008 reviews
In order to avoid having to move away, Kyon is given the option of moving in with Haruhi. Knowing that this would mean meeting her parents, Kyon soon finds out that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. KyonXHaruhi *Story Complete!*
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,384 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 228 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Don't worry, I'm a doctor! by White Butterfly reviews
FMADr. Who Ficlet Edward is late for tea with his brother and thinks this side street will be easy to find, what with that blue police call box marking it's entrance. Then a more serious issue than being late soon occurs and is then resolved.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Steeped in Fearful Armor by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Ganondorf Dragmire considers a great many things. His people, his past, his ambitions, and more... Behold the King of Evil. Behold a man.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Ganondorf - Complete
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The Legend of Zelda: Sacred Reliquary reviews
This is not the Hyrule you know. An ageless Princess rules from cold spires high above, a dark horror stalks the nights, a small band of rebels fights for the people, and a ruthless warrior named Ganondorf thirsts for the blood of nobles.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 164,330 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Link, Midna, Ganondorf, Zelda
Worst Day Ever reviews
When a time-traveller alien esper slider shows up in a blue box, Kyon has the worst day ever trying to keep the universe from blowing up. Everybody else seems to have a pretty good time, though.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Kyon, Yuki N. - Complete
Who's Been Stealing Office Supplies? reviews
INCLUDES: Hapless!Ed, 1337!Al, Manchild!Mustang, Enabler!Hughes, Suppressed-Rage!Hawkeye, Colossal-Jerk!Fuhrer, Slut!Trisha, Traumatized!Elicia, Kleptomaniac!Scar, Redshirt!Soldiers, Whore!Lust, Detective!Envy and So-Obese-He-Cannot-Move!Gluttony
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,358 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Riza H., Edward E.
Game Within the Game reviews
Let me explain further, then, for those of you who are not the Doctor. I am sure he has figured it out already. The object of the game we are playing is to obtain the name of your opponent. The Doctor, his daughter, Torchwood, and a mysterious enemy.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,695 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete