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Joined 10-14-08, id: 1716508, Profile Updated: 11-20-09
Author has written 6 stories for National Treasure, Armageddon, and Titanic.

Bon jour! My name is Elizabeth, but I go by Liz, Padfoot, Jack, Dallas, Sirius, Riley, or Alice. I'd explain, but it would take up too much room.

I am an avid Philadelphia Phillies fan. Right about now, I hate the Yankees.

R.I.P. Harry the K.

Favorite movies: Saving Private Ryan (Greatest. Movie. Ever. Made.), Pearl Harbor (sooo sad!), Titanic (Love it!!) Pirates of the Caribbean ("I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!), Harry Potter(amazing), Newsies (the most underrated Disney film ever), Across the Universe (trippy but brilliant), The Outsiders (Great movie adapted from an even better novel), All things Pixar (Monsters, Inc. = my favorite), National Treasure (Further proof that nerds can be awesome), Indiana Jones (Great adventure film, great script, can't wait to see more), Twister (ok, kinda outdated, but still has amazing special fx, great jokes, and an even better cast), all of Tim Burton's movies (Can't wait to see his Wonderland), Johnny Depp (Why doesn't this guy have an Oscar yet??), and ALL DISNEY FILMS! (Can't get any better than The Mouse).

Favorite shows: Lost (Best. Show. Ever.), C.S.I.: Crime Scene Investigation (Yeah, yeah, call me a nerd.), C.S.I: NY (Danny is mine. Anyhoo, I love this almost as much as the original!) WWII in HD (flat-out amazing.)

Favorite books: The Outsiders, all of S.E. Hinton's books, he Harry Potter series, To Kill A Mockingbird, The DaVinci Code, the Kingdom Keepers series, Flags of Our Fathers, and anything Disney-related.

Music: Billy Joel, Queen, The Police, The Beatles, Coldplay, and tons and tons of soundtracks (Newsies, POTC, HP, Wicked, Les Miserables, Danny Elfman, John Williams, Alan Menken)

I love my iPod!!

Favorite Podcasts: Mugglenet (HP), Netcot (Disney)

Favorite Actors: Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, Jeremy Davies (watch this if you're a fan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLhfxI8T2cU), Tom Hanks, Jason Barry Steve Buscemi, John Cusack, Matt Dillon, Edward Burns

Favorite Actresses: Helena Bonham-Carter, Meryl Streep, Kate Winslet, Emilie DeRavin

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If you've ever gone up to someone, pointed something at them and said "Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. ("I can see the Statue of Liberty already!... Very small, of course." Figure out what it's from.)

If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

When Life gives you lemons, throw them at someone!

Smile... it confuses people.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile

If you have ever tried to act out a movie scene with your friends and gotten weird stares, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is longer than most of the chapters in your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called 'music', and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you always forget what you're about to say, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think whistling is music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends groan whenever you talk about your current obsession (Titanic for me) copy and paste this into your profile with your obsession!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

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If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs. If you agree, C&P!

If you read other people's profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste, well, you know the drill...

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According to a quiz I took, I am:
Riley Poole

You are an extreme computer geek, but very scatterbrained. You can be very sarcastic and also very random. You have the ability to lighten any situation, and seem to be obsessed with human statues.

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A friend calls you while you're in jail, a best friend visits you while you're in jail and a true friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a true friend copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. (DH in 6 hours!!)

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time (Sweeney Todd in church!) but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

if you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

Less than 1 precent of teenages don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you think that fighting is fun, but war is pointless, copy this onto your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

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If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever dream of hot guys from books coming to your school and all the girls in your class go crazy copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish your whole class liked the same books as you copy and paste this into your profile

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you have copyied and pasted something, then later you did again without realising you already had it so now you have it twice or more copy and paste this into your profile! then later, paste it again! If this didnt make sense to you also copy and paste it into your profile

If you make random animal noises in peoples faces for the sake of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

Nerds control computers. Computers will one day rule the universe. Thus, nerds will someday rule the universe. If you're a proud nerd, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe pollution should be punishable by death put this on your page!

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever passed notes in class when you are allowed to talk copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

When Life gives you lemons, throw them at someone!

Smile... it confuses people.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile!

If you love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Who doesn't like Riley Poole? What possible reason could have to dislike him? The man looks GOOD!! If you love Riley Poole, copy and paste this into your profile.

RILEY POOLE= AWESOMENESS!!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
(TOTALLY ME!!)

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is longer than most of the chapters in your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it even longer!!

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you like the smilies everywhere then copy and paste this in your profile =)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love exclamation marks, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

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(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

Pessimism is good. If you are always pessimistic, you will never be disappointed, because you are thinking of the worst case scenario. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sit at home and shout at your pet to make you some lunch, copy this into your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile

If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a Nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you have a thing for pasting things on your profile, paste this on your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you have a bunch of FF ideas and beginnings stashed away somewhere, but you’re to lazy/embarassed to put them out there... copy and paste.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (They have good ideas!)

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate it when you’re typing and instead of spelling ‘the’ you spell ‘teh’ -but you refuse to slow down, copy and paste.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny (ooh, pretty!), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your an idiot, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read the copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto you profile.

If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile.

If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile.

Wow! Deja vu!!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.Crazy is also when you pretend to skate in your bathtub in your bare feet with soap. Crazy is when you run around the house screaming that you have lost your mind. Crazy is when you tell your boyfriend Riley Poole is hotter than him! Crazy is when you write a Harry Potter fan-fiction, and make llamas take over Hogwarts. Crazy is when you tell your best friend you have a boyfriend, refuse to tell them who it is, and it's actually a ficitonal character. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If your now going through everyone's profile to copy and paste some of these copy and pastey thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your behind off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN STUCK ON CAPS LOCK BEFORE, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

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If you wish you were Alice Cullen copy and paste this into your profile. (I AM Alice Cullen!! lol inside joke!)

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are addicted to chocolate, cheese, and/or a TV show of some kind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen an adult act like a gangsta or use slang and were freaked out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If hearing about Harry/Hermione fanfictions makes you gag, copy this into your profile!

If you think yaoi (also known as slash) is just wrong, copy this into your profile!

If people in your study hall (or anywhere else) think you're crazy, copy this into your profile

If you hate people who hate gays/lesbians,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews for one of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this in it to make it even longer

If you finished reading HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS and consider it amazing, and to be your favorite book out of all seven, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed,copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (REMUS!!), copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile.

If after seeing AWE you thought getting eaten by the Kracken might not be such a bad thing if you get to go to the locker and be with multiple Jacks, copy this into your profile

If you and your friend had a discussion about whether the locker should now be called Will Turner's locker, but you thought Davy Jones' locker had a better ring to it copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you are completely obsessed with or have a huge crush on CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, Captain Will Turner(eh...), Lord Cutler Becket(HATE HIM!!), or Admiral James Norrington (Norry!) and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in italic.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about mid-sentence, copy this into your -What was I saying again?.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you can't walk in heels, copy this into your profile

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According to another quiz:
you are JACK!

I am Jack!
But people call me Cowboy. I'm the leader of the Upper East Side newsies and the strike leader. I look out for every newsie and make sure they're taken care of, and that's why they respect me. My friends are very loyal to me, and trust what I say, even though I sometimes improve the truth a little, but what great newsie doesn't? But even with all this "glory," I dream of escaping to Santa Fe.

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Shout out to my best friend Spot: Caption Contest Winner AT LAST!! Squee!!

Shout-out to Lucky: I miss you!!

Random quotes:

Ooh, a helicopter! Is that for us? -spotlight trains on them- Oh, hello...

Riley, National Treasure Book of Secrets

~ My ship is big and huge-ish and... gone. Why is it gone?

Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC

~ Do you know what the preservation room is for?

~ Delicious jams and jellies?

Ben & Riley, National Treasure

~The same way they built the pyramids, and the Great Wall of China.
~ Yeah... the aliens helped them.

Ben & Riley, National Treasure

~ Oh my gosh...Are you Ben Gates?

~Yes...Yes I am.

~Do you own a red Ferrari

~ Yes I do.

~Well, it's being towed.

Random Girl and Riley, National Treasure: Book of Secrets

I actually had to pay for the souvenir and the real one, so you owe me 35, plus tax.

Ben Gates, National Treasure

~We missed it!

~ No, we didn't. We didn't miss it because... you don't know this? I know something about history that you don't know.

~I'd be very excited to learn about it, Riley.

~Hold on one second, let me just take in this moment. This is cool. Is this how you feel all the time? Well, except now.

~ Riley!

Abigail, Riley and Ben, National Treasure

I'm the family kook. I have a job, a house, health insurance...

Patrick Gates, National Treasure

But why is the rum gone?

Capt. Jack Sparrow, POTC

~Potentially Problematic!? Hermione, when was the last time you held your breath underwater for a hour?

Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

~ I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another idea to get us killed! -pauses- Or worse... expelled!

Hermionie Granger, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

~You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you

~ That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

Will and Jack, POTC

~ Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Tim Burton version)

~ You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do.

Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark

~ No defiant last words, Dr. Jones?
~ I like Ike.

Col. Dr. Irina Spalko & Indiana Jones
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

~You know, for an old man you ain't bad in a fight. What are you, like 80?

Mutt Williams
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

~That's a good question, which is usually what adults say if they don't know the answer.

David Gordon, Martian Child

~ That dog is like 200 years old in human... would you do that to Grandma?

Liz, Martian Child

~ ...I think hysteria is a way of life. It's a clothing line at least.

David, Martian Child

~ I killed a mirror. And my shower door.

Mort Rainey, Secret Window

~ Even the most primitive societies have an innate respect for the insane.

The Motorcycle Boy, Rumble Fish

~Take a look at the fish.
~ You're crazy. You're really crazy. And, you know, I've known all about it all along.
~ But they belong in the river. gesturing at the fish
~ I don't think they would fight if they were in the river. If they had room to live.
~ Someone ought to get you off the streets.
~ Somebody ought to put the fish in the river.

The Motorcycle Boy & Paterson the Cop, RF

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The Outsiders Stuff

Quotes

~We gotta win that fight tonight. We gotta get even with those Socs! Let's do it for Johnny, man. We'll do it for Johnny!

Dallas

~I hope I never see Dallas Winston again. If I do I'd... probably fall in love with him.

Cherry Valance

~ Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.

Johnny

~ Look at the blonde-headed monkey!

Two-Bit

~ Is the guy coming?
~No.
~Why? Too scared?
~Naw, too fat, man.

Pony & Johnny

~ Hate to tell you this buddy, but you have to wear clothes to work. There's a law or something.

Steve

~ GET LOST HOOD!
~God, I didn't know you had this problem with, with yelling in my face.

Cherry and Dallas

~ Don't you know a rumble ain't a rumble without me?

Dallas

~ You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll kill you.

Dallas

~Ain't nobody gonna call the fuzz in this neighborhood! Cause they know better!

Steve

~ Where are Soda and Super-dope, anyhow?
~Super-what?
~All brawn, no brains.

Steve & Darry

~ I don't think I could ever tell Steve or Two-Bit or even Darry about the clouds and sunset. Just you and Sodapop. Maybe Cherry Valance.
~Guess we're different, huh?
~Shoot, yeah. Maybe they are.
~Maybe you're right.

Pony & Johnny

~ It was your bright idea, smarty.

Ponyboy

~ You'd better wise up, Pony... you get tough like me and you don't get hurt. You look out for yourself and nothing can touch you, man.
Dallas

~ Why don't you just focus on girls and cars? Works for me.

Sodapop

Other stuff

If you read The Outsiders, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read The Outsiders and saw the movie more than once, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you yelled at your book/screen when Johnny died, but broke down crying for Dallas, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Steve has absolutely no importance, but you don't hate him, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ABSOLUTELY HATED Cherry Valance, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Socs, copy and paste this into yor profile.

if you read The Outsiders and knew that 'soc' was NOT pronounced 'sock', copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love The Outsiders, tell as many friends as you can, and then copy and paste this into your profile.

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Ok. If you read all of this, you get tons of virtual cookies and 200 brownie points. Or cookie points. Take your pick.

A friend would help you up when you fall. A true friend would laugh, help you up, and trip you again. ...A friend would hold an umbrella for you in the rain. A real friend would take the umbrella and say "Run, loser!". If you have friends that would trip you again, or steal the umbrella, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sing at random times in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom). jafarjasmineforever2005: Jafar, Aladdin, Frollo, and lot's more (There's been tons).Takara410 (Itachi,aladdin,snaraku,seshomaru,sasori ,dei -dei kun Jack sparrow, will turner ,crazy steve, freddy, micheal myer swhen he was younger,hao, zuko and tons more ooh CHASE YOUNG a sexy beast.) piratequeen123-(EDWARD CULLEN, Jasper Hale, Edward Cullen Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Fred Weasley, Michael Myers, Seth Clearwater, Emmett Cullen, and oh yeah EDWARD CULLEN!!) Angelic Prophecy (Riley Poole, Edward Cullen, Cedric Diggory) AngelofMusic1899 (Dallas Winston, Sodapop Curtis, Tex McCormick, Max Carrigan, Timothy Upham, Greg Sanders, Danny Messer, Don Flack, Tommy Ryan, Jack Dawson, Daniel Faraday, Daniel LaRusso, Jack Sparrow, Jess Mariano, Charlie Pace, Desmond Hume, James "Sawyer" Ford, Riley Poole, Jack Kelly, Mutt Williams)

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, or were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw, Liontide, Arrowwing, Poppyleaf, vampirechick321, Topaz Eyes Sing My Lullaby, Inhuman8, AngelofMusic1899

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, flareyphoenix, angel-phantom-babii, oh-my-edward, cHiKeNsCrAtCh, Inhuman8, AngelofMusic1899

If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer than it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer than it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you are trying to make longer and yes, I am completely aware that I'm saying all this to make this copy and paste a hell of a lot longer than it has to be, I'm just smart like that.

If annoying people get on your nerves then copy this onto your profile!

IF you think Riley Poole from NT is cute, Good-looking, kinda hot, etc. paste this on your profile. (All of the above and more some!)

If you Believe the following statement, post it on your profile-
RAP= Retards Attempting Poetry

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls!

I like chocolate. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.(Way too many times!!)

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

My iPod is silver. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (I have done this a lot lol).

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie, KarleyBoB,CamsGirl, MassieGurl, Nicolexo321, AngelofMusic1899

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Jonas Brothers said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

There is nothing wrong with arguin with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.

If, you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this into your profile

If you're aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something in your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that makes you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put up on your profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow 929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laphante, Gamergirlv,CamsGirl, MassieGurl, Nicolexo321, AngelofMusic1899

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've ever mixed a bunch of sodas together, add this to your profile

If you've ever watched a movie just to make fun of it, add this to your profile

If you've ever laughed at a corny joke that wasn't even funny, add this to your profile

If you are distracted by things that are shiny, add this to your profile. (Ooh! Look at the pretty ring!)

If you like catching fuzzies, add this to your profile

If you like blowing bubbles in your drink, add this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read the copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto you profile.

If people in your study hall (or anywhere else) think you're crazy, copy this into your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

You may not update a lot because you have to go to school and have homework. AND IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT!! If you agree, copy this to your profile.

If you are one of the clutziest people on Earth, copy this and paste it to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers and/or iPods is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

MugglecastMugglecastMugglecastMugglecastMugglecastMugglecastMugglecastMugglecastMugglecast

If you listen to Mugglecast, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you obsessively check your iTunes/Zune Marketplace account for new Mugglecast episodes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever called in to the MC Voicemail Hotline (1-218-20-MAGIC!!), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Jamie (he's awesome! and British! and HOT!), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Andrew, Jamie, Matt, Eric, Micah, Ben, Kevin(where is he??), MikeyB!, Laura, Elysa, or anyone I forgot are completely and totally awesome, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever said "Mikey B!" and hoped that Mikey would appear, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually laugh at Jamie's British Joke of the Day (I do!), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever quoted one of the Mugglecasters ("Yeah! Yeah! Alright!"), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know what Dumbledore Toast is, copy and paste this into your profile!

"If you play 'Hairspray', I will kill you!" - Matt Britton

"Laura, did you get your pants back?"- Eric Scull

Pickles!

PICKLES&GOLD-PICKLES&GOLD-PICKLES&GOLD-PICKLES&GOLD-PICKLES&GOLD-PICKLES&GOLD

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

And now for one of those stupid online survey things

1. Name one of your scars. How did you get it

On my right knee when I fell into a fish pond (yes, you can laugh)

2. What is on the walls in your room?

Posters of HP and POTC and a mirror.

3. Do you snore, grind you teeth or talk in your sleep?

I have no clue, I'm sleeping!

4. What type of music do you listen to?
Everything except rap, hip-hop, and opera.

5.Do you know what time you were born?
1:17 pm

6. What do you want more than anything right now?
I can't decide on any one thing.

7. What do you miss?

My friends Sev, Dev, and Prongs!

8. What is your most prized possession?
My locket from my Grandma.

9. How tall are you?
5'3"

10. Do you get Claustrophobic?
no.

11. Are you afraid of the dark?
nope!

12. Who was the last person who made you cry?
Steven Spielberg by way of 'Saving Private Ryan'

13. What is your favorite perfume?

Vera Wang 'Princess'

14. What kind of hair color/eye color you like in boys?

Dark hair and brown or blue eyes.

15. Where do you see yourself being proposed to?

No freakin' clue. Haven't thought that far ahead.

16. Coffee or energy drink?
Energy Drink

17. What is your favorite pizza toping?

Extra Cheese!

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
Ice cream

20. Have you ever eaten a goldfish?

Yes to the crackers, no to the tangible fish.

21. What was the most meaningful girt you’ve gotten?
Huh??

22. Do you like anybody?
Yeah, one particular person comes to mind...

23. Are you double jointed?

no

24. Favorite clothing brand?
I pretty much go into a store, try on what I like, and get it if it fits.

26. Do you have any pets?
No

27. What kind is it?

28. Would you fall in love knowing the person is leaving?
Maybe

29. What would you say is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you?
I dunno...

30. Say a number 1 to 100
25

31. Blondes or brunettes?
Blondes

32. What is the one number you call the most?
My mom

33. What annoys you the most?

Miley Cyrus

34. Have you ever been out of the US?
Yes

35. Your weaknesses?
Chocolate

36. Have you met anyone famous?
Mickey Mouse

37. First job?
Never had one

38. Ever done a prank call?
I participated, but didn't place the call.

41.What were you doing before you filled this out?
finding things to copy and paste into my profile

40. Have you ever had surgery?

Yes.

42. What do you get complimented the most about?
My hair, but if you count nerd, I get a hell of a lot of compliments!

43. Have you ever had braces?
Thanks God, no.

44. What do you want for your birthday?
A laptop

45. How many kids do you want?

No idea yet.

46. Were you named after anyone?
I don't think so.

47. Do you wish on stars?
Yes

49. What kind of shampoo do you use?
Herbal essences...

50. Do you like your handwriting?
Yes, but no one else can read it!

51. What is your favorite lunch meat?
ham

52. Any bad habits

I talk too much.

53 What CD are you most embarrassed to have?
none.

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?

Yep

56. Do looks matter?

not really.

57. How do you release anger?
I blast music on my iPod and read fanfic.

58. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Barbies

60. Where is your second home?
My friend's house and Barnes and Noble.

61. How many numbers are in your cell phone?
74??

62.Were you a fan of barney as a child?

yes
63. Do you use sarcasm?

All the time.

64. What's your favorite line from a movie?

"That would depend on the tea!" Robert Langdon

65. What do you look for in a guy?

How they act

66. What are your nicknames?
Padfoot, Jack, Sirius, Riley, Upham, Alice, Rose, too many more to list!!

67. Who is your favorite singer?
Billy Joel

68. What is your favorite TV show?

LOST!!

AND NOW ANOTHER SHORTER ONE!

1.Find a Globe. Spin it. What does it say? Don't have one

2.Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 3, word 6. Which book is it,and what does it say? Saving Private Ryan "where"

3.What can you hear right now? Pearl Harbor Theme on youtube

4.Have a conversation with the closest living thing other than yourself: Don't feel like going upstairs...

5.Turn on the T.V. What show is on? Playhouse Disney (for my brother)

7.What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I answered an e-mail

8.Stand up. Close your eyes. spin around 3 times. Open your eyes. What do you see? The wall and my piano in my peripheral vision

9.If you could be anyone from Warriors who would you be? Not a Warriors fan

10.Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they say? NVANANET

Are you ready for 100 questions?

2. Do you watch college football? No, and I don't plan on starting any time soon.

3. Who will fill this survey out after you? Anyone who copies it off my profile

4. Who was the last person to send you a text message? My mom

5. Do you love anyone? Yeah

6. Are you happy? yes

7. Where was the last place you went shopping? the mall

8. How do you feel about your hair? it's ok

9. Where do you work? school

10. Last thing you ate/drank? Chocolate ice cream/water

11. Do you wish you were someplace else right now? yes

12. Do you have any pet peeves? too many to list here.

13. Do you have any expensive jewelry? yes

14. AIM or Yahoo? neither

15. Do you like math? It's the root of all evil!

16. How many hours on average do you work a week: however long school is

18. Favorite baseball team? Philadelphia Phillies!

19. Favorte NBA team? On principle, the 76rs.

20. Do you watch the Olympics? Only a few events.

21. Last restaurant you went to? I dunno

22. Who was the last person to call you? my dad.

23. What’s your sign? Capricorn

24. Do you have a favorite number? 18

25. Last time you did volunteer work or made any donations? May?

26. What do you spend the majority of your money on? Books

27. Where does your family live? In a house

28. Are you an only child or do you have siblings? siblings

29. Ever been called a bitch? yes

30. Got any guilty pleasures? Bookstores...

31. Do you drink beer? no

32. Whats your favorite color? purple and blue

33. Did you ever collect Beanie Babies? yes

34. Ever bought anything online? yes

35. Myspace or Facebook? Neither

36. Do you have T-Mobile? I did, and it sucked so I switched to Verizon.

38. Do you sometimes wish you were someone else? Doesn't everybody?

41. Last time you saw your parents? About 5 minutes ago.

42. Do you have any talents? I can sing, and apparently I can write.

43. Ever been in a wedding? Yes, three.

44. Do you have any children? no

45. Last movie you watched? Twister

46. Are you missing anyone at the moment? yes

47. Did you take a nap today? I wish that I had.

49. Ever been on a cruise? yes

50. Did you notice number 40 was missing? nope

52. Do you have any wealthy friends? Kinda

53. Ever met anyone famous before? Mickey Mouse.

54. Favorite actor?Scroll up.

55. Favorite actress? Helena Bonham-Carter

56. Are you multi-tasking right now? No

57. Could you handle being in the military? I'd be dead by the end of Basic.

58. Are you hungry or thirsty? thirsty

59. Favorite fast food restaurant? I don't have one.

61. What is your average cell phone bill? I dont have to pay it :)

62. Do you own a camera phone? Yes, the LG Dare

63. Ever had to take a sobriety test? No, and I don't want to.

64. Do you believe in Karma? that depends...

65. Can you speak any other languages? Bits and pieces...

66. Last time you went to the gym or worked out? Never.

67. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Don't know off the top of my head.

68. Do you have a photo hosting site that you use? No

69. Last place you were? The mall.

71. Ever been to Las Vegas? no

76. Have you ever been gambling? no

77. How old are your parents? Why do you need to know?

78. When is the last time you updated your blog? dont have a blog, so i update my profile instead

79. Do you have your wisdom teeth? no idea

80. Favorite place to be? Either WDW or the beach.

81. Have you been to New York City? Yes, and I'm going again soon.

82 Favorite sit down restaurant? California Grill

83. Ever been to Disney Land? No, but I've been to WDW more times than I can remember.

84. Do you have a favorite cartoon character? Tinker Bell

85. Last thing you cooked? Chocolate chip cookies.

86. How is the weather today? Cloudy and humid

87. Do you email? yes

88. Last letter/piece of mail you received besides junk or a bill? Snail mail- book I ordered. Email- forward from my friend.

89. Last missed call? Nate

91. Last voicemail you received? Nate

92. Do you drunk dial/text? Never been drunk, so no.

93. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone? I dunno

94. What is the best city in the state that you live in? None, really.

96. Did you just die? no but there is no 95

97. Are you bored right now? not particularly

98. Last concert you went to? Billy Joel/Elton John

99. What do you think about before you go to bed? Lotsa stuff

100. What are your plans for tomorrow? No idea yet

Everyday Life
Take this survey
1.You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station: Cookies!

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be? dolphin

3. Whos your favorite redhead? My friend Hayley

4. What do you order when youre at IHOP? never gone to IHOP...

5. Last book you read? The Book Thief by Markus Zusak

6. Describe your mood. The kind of mood that makes you get up at 8 to go on the computer.

7. Describe the last time you were injured? Falling off of my skimboard

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with? Dawson!!

9. Rock concert or symphony? Rock concert!!

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone? SPR dvd cover

11. Favorite Soda? Coca-Cola

12. What type of shirt are you wearing? White peace sign t-shirt

13. If you could only use one form of transportation: Bicycle

14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres? Half-Blood Prince

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for: Joe Anderson

16. Whats your favorite kind of cake? Chocolate cake with vanilla frosting

17. What did you have for dinner last night? Pasta

18. Look to your left, what do you see? the window

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Nope!

20. Favorite toy as a child? no idea

21. Do you buy your own groceries? no

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? Yes, I know that for sure.

23. Whens the last time you had gummy worms? Ummm... ew!

24. Whats your favorite fruit? grapes

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel? No, but I have one of my friend.

26. Do you like running long distances? I find running pointless, so no.

27. Have you ever eaten snow? Yes, in January.

28. What color are your bedsheets? Purple

29. Whats your favorite flower? Roses

30. Do you do ballet? I did for 9 years.

31. Do you listen to classical music? Not often

32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head? CSI theme song

33. Do you watch Sponge bob? No

34. What temperature is it outside right now? 64, and cold for August

35. Do people consider you smart? Yes.

36. How many piercings do you have? One hole in each ear

37. Are you signed on AIM? no, b/c I don't have one.

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together? no

39 .How do you feel about your family? My dad drives me nuts sometimes, but asides from that, they're pretty cool.

40. Do you have an iPod? In my pocket.

41. What time do you go to bed? Any time between 10:30 and 3:00 depending on the day.

42. What CD is currently in your CD player? Umm... Glass Houses, Billy Joel

43. What movie do you know every line to? If you let me watch the movie while I'm reciting...all Harry Potters, Newsies, and a lot of others.

44. What is your favorite salad dressing? I don't like salad

45. What do you want for Christmas this year? a new iPod or a laptop, and books!

46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? My friend lives in SoCal

47. Do you like hugs? Depends on who is giving them.

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? Opening night of the play.

49. Whats the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? No one can pronounce my last name.

1. Who were you with last night? No one

2. What woke you up this morning? My brother

3. Where are you? Home

4. Is tonight going to be a good night? Hopefully

5. Did you kiss or hug anyone today? Yes

6. When was the last time you cried? Few days ago

7. Ever thrown up in public? Not sure

8. Passed out because of alcohol? no

9. What’s on your mind RIGHT now? The movie I was watching

10. Would you take a bullet for anyone? Certain people

11. Where would you like to live? In a city, maybe NYC

12.What do you want to name your children? Boy-Jeremy Girl-Claire

13. What do you want to be when you grow up? A journalist or a photographer

15. Who is your number 4 on myspace? I think myspace is pointless

16. Have you kissed your number one? See above

17. Who was the last person that left you a comment? As previously stated, I don't have a myspace.

20. When was the last time you fell over or ran into something? Yesterday

21. Do you listen to music every day? All the time

22. What was the last thing you ate? Chocolate ice cream

24. About how many people have you liked? People I know- 5, give or take. Celebrities- Too many to count. Fictional Characters- Even more!

26. What are you doing this weekend? Going to the shore.

27. Whats your favorite type of soda? Coca-Cola

29. Have you ever won an award? yes

30. What do you want to do right now? Hmm...

31. Who are you with? My mom is in the other room...

32. Do you like someone right now? Yes.

34. How long ’til your birthday? 5 months!

35. When were you the saddest in your whole life? When I found out my friend had cancer

36. What time is it? 10:03 am

38. What makes you mad? Socs, racism, sexism, murderers, rapists, child abusers, any crimes committed against children...

39. Have you ever had a song written about you? No

40. What song makes you cry? 'Goodnight Saigon'- Billy Joel

41. What song makes you happy? 'Grace Kelly' - Mika

42. What do you like to listen to before you go to bed? my iPod

43. Do you have a job? school

1. What would you take from your house if you knew it would be flooded tomorrow: Anything that holds memories

2. If you could erase anything you ever said to anyone, what would it be? Some stuff I said to my dad

3. Your stuck in a room for an hour with a chalk board, what do you draw on it? Stars

4. The theme song for your life is called? 'You Found Me'- The Fray

5. If your life was a movie, what category would it be in? Comedy/Drama

6. Something you wish to accomplish before the end of the year: get better math grades

7. How much does it take to make you laugh? It's not that hard...

8. How many sheep do you want on your farm? I'm not sure, this is a really random question

9. Which wizard of Oz character are you most like? Scarecrow, 'cause sometimes I can act brainless

10. You learn through mistakes, what mistake are you glad you made? Hmm...

11. Would you ever run naked in the rain with your love? Well, this is more random than the sheep thing!

12. Do you think Giant anacondas really have a purpose on this earth? No

13. Which is worse…15 pounds underweight or overweight? underweight

14. Do you like eating ice cream out of the carton? YEP!

15. Do you find it gross to share drinks with family or friends? Only certain people

16. Does the world revolve around you? I don't think so, but some people do...

17. Is everyone equally important to the world? Race-wise, yes.

18. Do some people truly deserve to die? Certain people, yes.

19. If the world comes to an end…how do you think it will go? The stupidity of humans

20. Will artificial intelligence help better or destroy the world? It depends on its use

21. How long does it take you to get out of bed in the morning? Anywhere between 10-30 minutes

22. How important is it for us to find other planets, resources and life? If the sun does explode, we'll need somewhere else to go. But I think we're ok...

23. What do you think well use other planets for in the future? Life

24. Do you think emptying our trash, pollution, and waste on the moon is okay?No.

25. What do you think about California? Its seems cool...

26. Is it important to you to always stay(live) close to family? Yes

27. Why are slasher films entertaining? no idea, never watched one.

28. Do you think it would be a good idea if dinosaurs were reborn? No, because they'd destroy us. Have you seen Jurassic Park?

29. What do you think about Tennessee? I dunno, never been there

30. What kind of animal do you think the world couldn't live without? Bugs

31. If someone invented glasses that can see through things, would you buy it? Possibly...

32. If you were a spider where would you crawl away and live? I hate spiders...

33. What do you think about pop ups? They're annoying

34. Would you prefer to be emotionless, so you didn’t have to feel a heartbreak? Not really

35. When you die, and if you become an angel, who will you watch over? all my friends and family.

36. If when you die, you become a ghost, would you try to contact your loved 1s? Yes, I would

37. Would you want to haunt anyone? Who? Oh yeah!! Certain people who annoyed me...

38. What does everyone live for? (could it be love)? Love, I guess.

40. Are emotions what make people desire to thrive and live? Well...it depends on the person.

41. Is there a way to solve world hunger, that we are ignoring? Yes.

42. What was (God’s) reason for our creation? What does he expect us to accomplish? He wants one day where no-one is killed, there is no racism, and eveyone is thought equal, just one day

43. What do you think should be added to planes? Better food.

44. Do you have a weak stomach for watching animals consume each other? Not really...

45. Do you think its important to conserve the rainforest? yes

46. Why do people move to Tornado country, when their homes will be destroyed? Why don't you ask them that question?

47. Will technology move us forward in life or take us back to the beginning? I think that it will keep us moving forward.

48. I know not what WWIII will be fought with, but WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones. What do you think of this quote? It makes sense.

49. Do you have any quotes of your own that you admire? "Carpe Diem"

50. If you could go back in time to the dinosaur era, would you take a visit? Nope

51. Which Holiday pretend character do you wish really existed? Santa

52. If leprechauns existed what would the world be like? Filled with Lucky Charms... just kidding. I'm not sure.

53. Mistakes help you learn, but is there some you regret making? Quite a few.

54. Do you often make the same mistake twice? three times? constantly? Yes

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?
)’

Are you tired of all those lame-ass "friendship" poems? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use big words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? Because you are my friend.

copy and paste this if you are this kind of friend!!

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Eva

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting in the cell next to yours, yelling "LETS DO IT AGAIN!!".

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

"FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that iswhat the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real
friends and hope to get it back!

If you were killed today, Im sorry I wouldnt be able to come to your funeral because i'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.. copy and paste this to your profile if you're a REAL friend!!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his Friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Try not to cry on this one: sniffle

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE DAD, so I MUST be an irresponsible DICK.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm GOOD-LOOKING, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I SOMETIMES wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism (oooooooooh BURN)

This may piss some people of as they start reading it, but you need to read to the end to get what I'm really supporting here...
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you have ever just sat somewhere for minutes infront of a tv, computer, or something else, and you had no idea what to do to keep yourself occupied copy and past this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with something and people have told you that you are crazy copy this to your profile.

If you have a new food obsession every week copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile. Butterfly!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to act out a movie scene with your friends and gotten weird stares, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

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Riley's Awesome Blog by Jaeh reviews
Insight into Riley's everyday-isms. Enjoy! Rated T for safety and freedom. COMPLETE.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,382 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
In our eyes, we'll always be young by LoveIsAlways reviews
What would happen if, strangely, all the men from SPR went to the same high school, plus two girls…well, this would. An alternant universe story. Wade/OC/James R. Reiben/OC/Jackson. Read and review please, much better than it sounds.
Saving Private Ryan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,644 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009
Closed Break by save changes to normal reviews
A belated Thanksgiving story. The story of how Ben and Riley first met, which happens to be earlier than many may think. AUish.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,836 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Riley P., Ben G.
Red Jello by Ryo314 reviews
Riley is sick. What more can you want?
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,722 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Ben G., Riley P. - Complete
Rocket's Red Glare by Captain Hilts reviews
Reiben is sent home from the war after being granted 'The Big Boat Home' due to finding and rescuing Private Ryan. Unfortunately, home is not exactly how he remembers it, and he did not come back alone.
Saving Private Ryan - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,779 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009
Between A Rock by Gandalf3213 reviews
Ben and Abigail have tried for years to have a child and finally choose to go through the system and take in a foster kid. They come across Riley Poole, fourteen years old, who is afraid of...everything, it seems. Can they help him get over his past?
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,020 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Rafting Trip by Lindelas reviews
The treasure hunting gang goes on a rafting trip, expecting to have a nice, calm vacation, but Riley, as we all know, is accident prone and things get a bit more serious than they would like. Non-slash. Some mild injuries and peril
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,612 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Earn This by PhoenixFire55 reviews
Ryan, Reiben, and Upham, sixty-five years after the mission.
Saving Private Ryan - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
The Real Thing by DNAisUnique reviews
Stella sleeps better when Mac is there. Fluff abounds!
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Mac T., Stella B. - Complete
Soldier by Mrs Don Draper reviews
Dan remembers his Grandfather telling him stories about WWII and how history repeats itself. Dan's Grandpa is actually the character he played in "Saving Private Ryan." You don't have to have seen the movie for this to make sense.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 47 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Daniel - Complete
Your Very Own Riley Poole Guide and Manual by Jaeh reviews
Have you availed of our new Riley Poole product? Here's your very own owner's guide and manual! Contains tips and specs for your very, very hot-and-brand-new Riley Poole Product!
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Riley P. - Complete
Ice by Majestik Moose reviews
Ben and Riley have a few mishaps on the ice.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Extra Credit by Brunette Inc reviews
[one shot] I taught at Princeton for two and a half years...So did Rockhound just quit, or was he fired?
Armageddon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
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Reflections of the Past reviews
On a cold winter night, Caledon Hockley reflects on the events in the past.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Cal H., Jack D. - Complete
Tech Support reviews
Oneshot: Ben needs Riley's help. No slash!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
A Hero's Final Thoughts reviews
Harry's thoughts right before he pushes the button. Rating for death as a precaution .
Armageddon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Ghost Hunting reviews
Flashlight? Check. Big, old house? Check. Ghosts? Check. Put these all together and add Riley Poole to have a good time. R&R to see what happens.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Riley P. - Complete
Pants reviews
Everyone has a lucky charm. What happened to Riley's? R&R to find out!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Riley P. - Complete
Movie Night reviews
Riley, Ben, and Abi have a movie night. R&R to see what happens!
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008