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Joined 02-17-02, id: 171657
Author has written 19 stories for Everwood, Lizzie McGuire, Radio Free Roscoe, and Hannah Montana.
formerly known as xobellaitalianaox.

i live in the city. writing is my thing. i'm a bit of a label-dropper in my stories, i apologize. i like to do one-shots but every now and then i'll throw in a chapter story. i am ocd about what my shampoo smells like; if it doesn't smell good i won't use it. i will always be a blonde, no matter how expensive maintenance gets. my life is pretty much the sitcom you watch and laugh at because you're glad it's not your life. i love love love reviews (of course). i review every single story that i make it to the end of.

if anyone wants a beta reader i'm up for it. email me.

actually i love new people. email me.

Not Quite a Fairy Tale - Trailer
I saw that a lot of people are doing trailers now on YouTube for their fics and thought it might be fun to do a trailer for NQAFT. I spent a lot of time on it, tons of clips and sounds bytes, so make sure you comment and check it out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApZLdntpRdE

Possession - Trailer
COMING SOON - A dramatic story about the dangerous obsession of one fan. And it's not just Hannah's lives who are at stake - it's everyone's.
Fic should be up really soon. It's a little different from what I normally do, but I thought it'd be fun to do a sort of dark, sexy piece (yeah, I know, doesn't exactly scream Hannah Montana, but I'll make it work and you'll love it). In the meantime, check out the trailer, because I spent a lot of time on it, and I think it's really different from what else is out there. I think it turned out really professional, more so than the trailer for NQAFT. I played around a lot with sound, which I think turned out awesome. Note: I used a deeper tone of Jake's voice for most of the stalker's clips, but I will tell you Jake is not him; he just had a lot of usable lines. Her stalker isn't shown in the trailer because I don't want to reveal his identity, plus, I was limited on clips. Really proud of this one, so make sure you comment and check it out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJH3SB-Wy4

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Dear Stupid by Broken Oken reviews
Enter the hysterical journal entries of Smoken Oliver Oken as he deals with a cynical psychiatrist, an ugly creature known as the 'Jerk Rat', and newfound feelings for one of his best friends? Major MileyOliver, slight LillyJackson, and sort of MileyJake.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,108 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Hannah M./Miley S., Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete
Fall Apart Again by Cris reviews
Plot AND smut? What is the world coming to? Lots of the familiar plot elements this fandom knows and loves in M stories, with a mystery from the future... PhilKeely of course.
Phil Of The Future - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,312 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Keeley T., Phil D.
A Hero's Masquerade by DarkDefender89 reviews
It's all inside. Really. Doesn't the title sound captivating enough for you to decide to CLICK THE BUTTON to access the story? And maybe review...
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007
A Legacy by anyone-anyone-bueller-bueller reviews
Okay, I'm not really sure where this is going yet I pretty much only have the plot of the frame story worked out But... try it? It's [shocker!] about Phil and Keely. Have fun.
Phil Of The Future - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005
Because I Know You by caalan reviews
FINISHED! How long can a love triangle last? Can doing the noble thing really bring happiness? Long romantic saga about Travis and Lily.
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,590 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 4/22/2004
ClueLess by keeponwritin reviews
This is 'ClueLess'...from Gordo's POV.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,533 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Complete
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Not Quite a Fairy Tale reviews
The road to finding your prince isn't always quite the simple path it is in fairy tales. Life is messy, complicated, crazy...but most of all, unforgettable. NOTE Link to trailer now in my profile and chapter four now up!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,848 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007
Congratulations reviews
She pretended to punch him on the shoulder. He pretended like it hurt. I pretended like I wasn’t dying inside. He's in love. So is she...with someone else. Miley's engagement party. [oneshot] [both MxJ and MxO]
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Glamorous reviews
He wished he had the courage to tell her. Oh, if only he knew, he already had… JM [oneshot][1 of 1]
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
Somewhere Only We Know reviews
FUTURE FIC. Oh, simple thing, where have you gone? I'm getting old and I need something to rely on. One-shot. Some swearing.
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
How to Fall in Love reviews
He doesn’t need distracting sounds as reminders that she is floating and deliriously letting herself go; he just knows. [ One-shot ]
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
End of Our Days reviews
His face said it all. Feelings don’t go away. [ One-shot ]
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Complete
Je Veux Toi reviews
She’d never seen it coming. Because, after all, he was the most unsexy person ever. One-shot.
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Complete
Déjà Vu reviews
"She was replaying her wedding in her mind, over and over, but the faces had changed."
Everwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2003
Good Friend reviews
You can't hold on forever...sometimes you just gotta let something go. [2/3 complete][L/G relationship]
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 4/22/2003 - Complete
Foremost a Father reviews
When Superman wishes he were Clark Kent...When a man realizes that his superhuman powers mean nothing unless they are saving the one person who truly matters most...That’s a hero. [Home 1/1]
Everwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/28/2003
Favorite Song reviews
What if everything was wrong...and no one knew your favorite song? [1/1: C/A, implied A/E]
Everwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/28/2003
Rose Colored Glasses reviews
Everything is pretend but it looks good, and that’s the way she likes it. [The Miracle of Everwood, 1/1]
Everwood - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/22/2003
Landslide reviews
How do you stay who you are when everything you've based your life on changes? A story of life, friendship, love, and dealing with change as Lizzie moves on to high school. [a continuation of the series]
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003
Another Me reviews
In the fragile place between life and death, there lies another you. But how do you know he's real? [1/1 Colin's POV, 'Colin the Second']
Everwood - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/3/2003
The Truth About Amy reviews
Sometimes the truth isn't what we think it will be...sometimes the truth isn't even true. [Ephram's POV, 1/1] -- ADDED: Explanation of this confusing story!
Everwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2003 - Published: 1/21/2003
Open Your Eyes reviews
Sometimes what you want is standing right in front of you...and you're just too stubborn to open your eyes and see it. Ephram/Amy/Colin love triangle...R/R!
Everwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,407 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 1/19/2003 - Published: 11/18/2002
The End of a Dream reviews
You can't dream forever...even if your dream is better than reality, sooner or later, you're going to have to start living again. [1/1 - Interpretation of scene from Vegetative State]
Everwood - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/9/2003
You Mean Everything To Me reviews
When Ephram put that song as the first on the CD, it was no accident or coincidence... - Songfic to 'You Mean Everything to Me', by Shawn Mullins
Everwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2003
Moving On: The Missing Piece reviews
Amy wants to give Ephram her whole heart...but she can't, not until Colin gives back the final missing piece. - Songfic to 'Moving On', by Toya.
Everwood - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2002
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