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Name: The voices in my head say I shouldn't tell you.
Gender: Read below, if you're too lazy to, then too bad!
I am a girl.
No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.
Don't follow in my foosteps... I walk into walls.
I scream for some silence, I l a u g h to laugh for once, not there so you notice I'm gone
Photograph each day so we can live forever
I sit in the light to make the dark a little darker
I dance to move only you, and I fight to kiss and make up
I breathe 'coz it's necessary, and I s i g h when I see the moon
I d r e a m to make sleep less boring, until there was you
The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.
Friends will always be like, "You deserve better." But Best friends will be prank calling him saying, "You will die in seven days."
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, and knows the importance of the little things.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... Wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, Who holds your hand in front of his friends, Who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, that’s her...
Copy that if you want to find a guy like him!
Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
If you can’t Get Someone out of your mind…Maybe they're supposed to be there.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it,copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninty-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with fitting in and being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into you profile
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the eight percent laughing your arse off.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
Fudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table or wall for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.
If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable?", copy this to your profile.
If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy this to your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile
95 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 5 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever copied and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numberous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever wished that you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are weird, crazy, insane, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this to your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.
If you are a TREE HUGGER AND PROUD OF IT put this in your profile.
If you have ever read for more than two hours straight without realizing, copy this into your profile.
If you think that some leaders these days are a few fries short of a Happy Meal, put this is your profile.
If you hate Train A/Train B problems, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had an extreme mood swing, put this in your profile.
If you have ever listened to a song so many times that you have it perfectly memorized without seeing the lyrics, put this in your profile.
If you have ever started randomly singing, put this in your profile.
When life hands you lemons, say, "Hey, I like lemons. What else ya got?"
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them. And you have their shoes.
Don't expect the rainbow if you can't survive the rain
You can never be old and wise, if you were never young and crazy.
Live life to the fullest, because you only get one.
Expect nothing and you will never be disapointed!
When a guy says your HOT...
As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change . . . I will always keep falling in love with you.
Life is a Maze and Love is a Riddle.
There are too many people in the world to hate everyone that hates you.
rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.
Lose one friend, lose all friends, don't lose yourself
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed
I don't care if you insult me, but at least use correct grammar and spelling.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
Ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE!
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
There are three sides of an argument -- your side, my side and the right side.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
A penny saved is ridiculous.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you’re on drugs.
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
I AM CALM! I'M THE PICTURE OF CALMNESS!! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I THROW YOU THROUGH A WALL!!"
First rule, I rule.
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.
If you had to choose to either die or watch the world die, what would you pick?
Be UniQue- BECAUSE THE LAST TIME SOMEONE DECIDED EVERYONE SHOULD BE THE SAME, 12 MILLION PEOPLE DIED!!
Everything good in life is either immoral, illegal, or fattening.
That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.
Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?
People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual.
Nah, nothing here. Well, nothing dangerous. Well, not that dangerous. Know what, I'll just have a quick scan... in case there's anything dangerous.
Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear.
Anyone can write. But to capture an audience with so much power, spirit and feeling that they forget everything around them - that is a true gift.
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
You don't have to love me. You don't even have to like me. But you will respect me.
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.
When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area, put this on your profile
If you have ever tripped downstairs, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped upstairs, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever pushed a door that had a pull sign on it or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever thought you lost something while you were either holding it or when it was in your pocket, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft before the master piece.
Living isn't really winning if you don't die, now is it?
If you think clowns are the root of all evil copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever gotten temporary memory loss and then suddenly remember at a total random moment, copy this into your profile.
The Friendship pledge:
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"My head says 'who gives a shit', my heart says 'You do, moron!'."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the first one."
"No trespassing, violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
"If life gives you lemons, feed it poison lemonade!"
"Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle."
"Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it."
Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
Love is a better teacher than duty.
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now please slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
(She gives him a big hug)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
Isn’t it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?
ISNT IT FUNNY that you don’t mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
I’m not laughing.
IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.
ISNT IT FUNNY that you can call Emos, punks, Goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
Are you still laughing?
HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS?
Isn’t it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this person’s life, without knowing her situation with her friends, or her family, or her LIFE?
Keep on laughing.
BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING. BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH. OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND.
GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES.
ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT.
ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET.
ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS.
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE. ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I hate stereotypes. I really do. I think that this little tidbit says so much about prejudice and judging. The ones in bold are the ones that apply to me. Seriously though, stereotyping is wrong. Way uncool.
When love comes by dont let it pass you, Chase after it.
If you know that Goth and emo are 2 different things, copy this to your profile!
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it
Did you know...
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
I want the type of guy who laughs when I trip. The type of guy who may not notice when I buy new clothes but thinks I look adorable in his favorite hoodie. The kind of guy who gets a little bit jealous but realizes he can trust me. Somebody who listens to my psychotic babblings because he thinks they're kind of cute. The guy that rolls his eyes when I pout but lets me get my way anyways. A guy who won't let me walk all over him and knows when to stop because I rarely do. A guy who let's me play with his hair. A guy who loves to watch sports but knows never to record over a episode of Gossip Girl The type of guy to let me fall asleep on his shoulder even though I sometimes drool. The type of guy that will stick up for me in front of others, even though he sometimes agrees with what they're saying. A guy who will let me be right even if he knows I'm wrong. I want the type of guy who wants me back.
A typical day..:
Teacher: You guys should be thinking on level 2! You're still on level 1!
Classmate: Level 1.5!
Class: Cracking up
Teacher: Makes random not funny joke
Classmate: It's a KNEE-SLAPPER! Gets up randomly and starts slapping his knee.
Rest of class: Cracks up and follows suit-starts getting up and slapping their knees too
Teacher: Gets up and starts slapping her knee too
Me: Looks around and wonders what is wrong with the world. Insert facepalm
Teacher: Alright, class, take out your textbooks.
Classmate: Raises hand
Classmate: Umm...I dont have mine..I lost it..
Other classmate: It's there...on the desk...right in front of you..
Classmate: Textbook! You came back to me! Glomps the textbook
Rest of class including teacher: Sweatdrops
Classmate: Teacher! I don't know what to do!
Teacher: How is that different from any other day?
Rest of class: Collectively giggles Ooh..you just got PWNED!
..At the public library
Me: I tried to kill her with a piece of cabbage because I was out of butter.
Friend I have crush on: Yes, because butter is so much better of a weapon than butter.
Me: Totally missing out on the sarcasm Exactly! Because buter is pointy and all, and cabbage is just wet and there. Puts hand on friend's arm as emphasis on point of cabbage being wet
Friend I have crush on: Places hand on top of mine and leans towards me How about you and I go back to my place and find out even more uses of cabbage?
Me: Blushing furiously O-ok-
Random Old Lady: cuts me off If you're here to socialize only, please leave.
Friend I have crush on: Blushes slightly and draws hand away from mine I have to go now anyways, so see you later, okay insert my name here? Grabs stuff and runs away in embarrassment
Me: Yells and waves fist at old lady angrily Way to ruin my chances with the guy I've been pining after for years! This is why America HATES old people!!
Other friend I have crush on comes up: Umm..insert my name here..are you okay..?
Me: Praying to the floor that he didnt here that first part Yeah, yeah I'm fine. Thanks for asking.
Other friend I have crush on: No prob...
Other friend I have crush on: So...you've been pining after insert previous friend's name here for years, huh..?
Me: Sweatdrops No, you see insert current friend's name here, I can explain, I just meant that-
Other friend I have crush on: Cuts me off No, no, its cool...I was just coming here to ask you out, but if you like him, I guess the answer's pretty obvious here, huh..
Me: In shock Wait, insert current friend's name here I can explain, I mean-
Other friend I have crush on: Cuts me off..AGAIN No, its fine, Ill just..go now..grabs stuff and runs
..And that is also why I hate old people now
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