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Name: The voices in my head say I shouldn't tell you.

Age: -42

Gender: Read below, if you're too lazy to, then too bad!

I am a girl.
Harsh but vulnerable.
Sarcastic but silly.
Stupid but thoughtful.
Thorny but tender.
Funny but serious.
Loud but passive.
Dramatic but bland.
An open book.
Easy to love & easy to hate.
Clutzy but occasionally coordinated.
Independent, but dependent on friends.
An oxymoron
A muddling paradox
An unsolvable contradiction
And totally proud of it.

No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.

Don't follow in my foosteps... I walk into walls.

I scream for some silence, I l a u g h to laugh for once, not there so you notice I'm gone

Photograph each day so we can live forever

I sit in the light to make the dark a little darker

I dance to move only you, and I fight to kiss and make up

I breathe 'coz it's necessary, and I s i g h when I see the moon

I d r e a m to make sleep less boring, until there was you

The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.

Friends will always be like, "You deserve better." But Best friends will be prank calling him saying, "You will die in seven days."

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, and knows the importance of the little things.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... Wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, Who holds your hand in front of his friends, Who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, that’s her...

Copy that if you want to find a guy like him!

Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.

If you can’t Get Someone out of your mind…Maybe they're supposed to be there.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it,copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninty-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with fitting in and being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into you profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the eight percent laughing your arse off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Fudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table or wall for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable?", copy this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

95 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 5 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever copied and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numberous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are weird, crazy, insane, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you are a TREE HUGGER AND PROUD OF IT put this in your profile.

If you have ever read for more than two hours straight without realizing, copy this into your profile.

If you think that some leaders these days are a few fries short of a Happy Meal, put this is your profile.

If you hate Train A/Train B problems, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had an extreme mood swing, put this in your profile.

If you have ever listened to a song so many times that you have it perfectly memorized without seeing the lyrics, put this in your profile.

If you have ever started randomly singing, put this in your profile.

When life hands you lemons, say, "Hey, I like lemons. What else ya got?"

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them. And you have their shoes.

Don't expect the rainbow if you can't survive the rain

You can never be old and wise, if you were never young and crazy.

Live life to the fullest, because you only get one.

Expect nothing and you will never be disapointed!

When a guy says your HOT...
he's looking at your body
When a guy says your PRETTY...
he's looking at your face
When a guy says your BEAUTIFUL...
he's looking at your heart

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change . . . I will always keep falling in love with you.

Life is a Maze and Love is a Riddle.

There are too many people in the world to hate everyone that hates you.

rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.

Lose one friend, lose all friends, don't lose yourself

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed

I don't care if you insult me, but at least use correct grammar and spelling.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

Ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE!

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

There are three sides of an argument -- your side, my side and the right side.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

A penny saved is ridiculous.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you’re on drugs.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.


First rule, I rule.

Fall seven times, stand up eight.

Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.

If you had to choose to either die or watch the world die, what would you pick?


Everything good in life is either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.

Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?

People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual.

Nah, nothing here. Well, nothing dangerous. Well, not that dangerous. Know what, I'll just have a quick scan... in case there's anything dangerous.

Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear.

Anyone can write. But to capture an audience with so much power, spirit and feeling that they forget everything around them - that is a true gift.

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.

You don't have to love me. You don't even have to like me. But you will respect me.

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.

When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area, put this on your profile

If you have ever tripped downstairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped upstairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that had a pull sign on it or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever thought you lost something while you were either holding it or when it was in your pocket, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft before the master piece.

Living isn't really winning if you don't die, now is it?

If you think clowns are the root of all evil copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten temporary memory loss and then suddenly remember at a total random moment, copy this into your profile.

The Friendship pledge:

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
The hateful bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".

"My head says 'who gives a shit', my heart says 'You do, moron!'."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the first one."

"No trespassing, violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."

"If life gives you lemons, feed it poison lemonade!"

"Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle."

"Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it."

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.

Love is a better teacher than duty.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

Isn’t it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

ISNT IT FUNNY that you don’t mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I’m not laughing.

IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISNT IT FUNNY that you can call Emos, punks, Goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

Are you still laughing?


Isn’t it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this person’s life, without knowing her situation with her friends, or her family, or her LIFE?

Keep on laughing.








I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (heh...heh... that one's sorta true)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST encourage abortion.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I hate stereotypes. I really do. I think that this little tidbit says so much about prejudice and judging. The ones in bold are the ones that apply to me. Seriously though, stereotyping is wrong. Way uncool.

When love comes by dont let it pass you, Chase after it.

If you know that Goth and emo are 2 different things, copy this to your profile!

ATrue Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"(This one is my favorite XD)

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do

Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickey...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then repost this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

I want the type of guy who laughs when I trip. The type of guy who may not notice when I buy new clothes but thinks I look adorable in his favorite hoodie. The kind of guy who gets a little bit jealous but realizes he can trust me. Somebody who listens to my psychotic babblings because he thinks they're kind of cute. The guy that rolls his eyes when I pout but lets me get my way anyways. A guy who won't let me walk all over him and knows when to stop because I rarely do. A guy who let's me play with his hair. A guy who loves to watch sports but knows never to record over a episode of Gossip Girl The type of guy to let me fall asleep on his shoulder even though I sometimes drool. The type of guy that will stick up for me in front of others, even though he sometimes agrees with what they're saying. A guy who will let me be right even if he knows I'm wrong. I want the type of guy who wants me back.

A typical day..:

..At school

Teacher: You guys should be thinking on level 2! You're still on level 1!

Classmate: Level 1.5!

Class: Cracking up

Teacher: Glares

Teacher: Makes random not funny joke

Classmate: It's a KNEE-SLAPPER! Gets up randomly and starts slapping his knee.

Rest of class: Cracks up and follows suit-starts getting up and slapping their knees too

Teacher: Gets up and starts slapping her knee too

Me: Looks around and wonders what is wrong with the world. Insert facepalm

Teacher: Alright, class, take out your textbooks.

Classmate: Raises hand

Teacher: Yes?

Classmate: Umm...I dont have mine..I lost it..

Other classmate: It's there...on the desk...right in front of you..

Classmate: Textbook! You came back to me! Glomps the textbook

Rest of class including teacher: Sweatdrops

Classmate: Teacher! I don't know what to do!

Teacher: How is that different from any other day?

Rest of class: Collectively giggles Ooh..you just got PWNED!

..At the public library

Me: I tried to kill her with a piece of cabbage because I was out of butter.

Friend I have crush on: Yes, because butter is so much better of a weapon than butter.

Me: Totally missing out on the sarcasm Exactly! Because buter is pointy and all, and cabbage is just wet and there. Puts hand on friend's arm as emphasis on point of cabbage being wet

Friend I have crush on: Places hand on top of mine and leans towards me How about you and I go back to my place and find out even more uses of cabbage?

Me: Blushing furiously O-ok-

Random Old Lady: cuts me off If you're here to socialize only, please leave.

Friend I have crush on: Blushes slightly and draws hand away from mine I have to go now anyways, so see you later, okay insert my name here? Grabs stuff and runs away in embarrassment

Me: Yells and waves fist at old lady angrily Way to ruin my chances with the guy I've been pining after for years! This is why America HATES old people!!

Other friend I have crush on comes up: Umm..insert my name here..are you okay..?

Me: Praying to the floor that he didnt here that first part Yeah, yeah I'm fine. Thanks for asking.

Other friend I have crush on: No prob...

Awkward Silence

Other friend I have crush on: So...you've been pining after insert previous friend's name here for years, huh..?

Me: Sweatdrops No, you see insert current friend's name here, I can explain, I just meant that-

Other friend I have crush on: Cuts me off No, no, its cool...I was just coming here to ask you out, but if you like him, I guess the answer's pretty obvious here, huh..

Me: In shock Wait, insert current friend's name here I can explain, I mean-

Other friend I have crush on: Cuts me off..AGAIN No, its fine, Ill just..go now..grabs stuff and runs

Me: Head-desk

..And that is also why I hate old people now

Hades and Persephone: A Duncan and Courtney Story reviews
Based off the greek myth, Duncan and Courtney become Hades and Persephone. Set in Ancient Greek times. Better then it sounds!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008