The Sleep-Deprived Writer
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Joined 10-14-08, id: 1716729, Profile Updated: 07-31-12
Author has written 5 stories for Resident Evil, Supernatural, and Twilight.

My writing on this site has been on hiatus. I may or may not be on hiatus anymore, depending on if I find enough time to write and post anything. I've also been working on original fiction, but I've not posted it on any website. I'm glad, because I'm currently trying to patch up a lot of plotholes, flesh out the backstories of several of the characters, and work on world building right now. (That also gets priority right now.)

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Business as Usual by RarityRoyale reviews
When the Cakes are called out of town to deal with a family emergency, Pinkie Pie takes it upon herself to manage the bakery over Spring Cheer weekend. She soon discovers that running a business is no piece of cake. An Easter fic!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Pinkie Pie - Complete
Dixie by DemonFox38 reviews
She's out in Harvest, if you ever want to visit her. You're lucky you didn't meet her, kid. She was a true menace, and nothing could stop her. God help you if she ever fell in love with you. A tenth class deconstruction.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Spy - Complete
Let Your Heart Be Light by Kitarin reviews
Originally written for the T&B AnonMeme. Post-ep25. When Kaede realizes that Barnaby is going to be alone for Christmas, she invites him back to Oriental Town to share the holiday with the Kaburagi family, hoping to heal more than one heart.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,475 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny - Complete
The Wedding Crashers by DasMervin reviews
After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,211 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Leah - Complete
Philosophy by DasMervin reviews
Leah Clearwater and The Supernatural Boys engage in a little philosophical discussion. A Supernatural/Twilight crossover wherein Leah leaves the cruel treatment of her canon and finds some more deserving friends. Spoilers for all seasons of Supernatural.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Castiel, Leah - Complete
Whatever I Want by cecamire reviews
Renesmee *always* gets what she wants.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Wise Man and the Fool by DasMervin reviews
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” Aro heeded Napoleon’s words as the Cullens made their own fatal mistake—and intended to correct his own.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Aro, Caius - Complete
He Was A Quiet Man by Estora reviews
The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
It's Mine Now by X5 - 452 reviews
Entry for the Epic Contest. Twenty years after Breaking Dawn. Leah gets some unexpected and unwanted visitor's one night. But this is her life now. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Leah, Bella - Complete
To Kill a Meyerpire by The One Called Demetra reviews
Dem and Storm discuss the ways of killing a Twilight vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2009
Vampirespotting by Lord Onisyr reviews
A bored Shingami, an agitated undead detective with a thirst for something more than sweets, an apple orchard, two random occultists, and a Death Note all make for interesting events on Halloween night. Completely AU.
Crossover - White Wolf & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Ryuk - Complete
The Book that Destroyed Braincells by x0xNavi chanx0x reviews
When Misa begs Light and L to read her "Twilight," everyone seems to get dumber by the day. Anti-Twilight, no flaming please.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2008 - L, Light Y.
Scully Needs A Printer by Fictionnaire reviews
She needs to print up reports... How far will Scully go to get a working printer? answering the challenge to 'Scully, A printer and a cute FBI agent
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2008 - D. Scully - Complete
Shinigami Tears by Ellen Brand reviews
Sixth in the Supernatural series. How exactly does one deal with a vampire detective, anyway? Take a trip to New York City for a family reunion. Crossover with Real Ghostbusters.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
A Date With the Glorious Dana Scully by knightshade reviews
Frohike’s amorous, Scully’s there under protest, and Mulder’s cracking wise. Not the best recipe for a date. Good thing Scully left her gun at home.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/4/2007 - D. Scully, Frohike - Complete
Dreamland by akg.writes reviews
It's Dreamland I and II the way Carter and Co. would never have allowed it....
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,977 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 12/18/1999 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Autism by Kumorastar reviews
Raito asks L about something he found on the computer shonenai LXRoneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
An Unprofessional Opinion by Ellen Brand reviews
A series of psychologicalpersonality profiles of our boys... with guest shrink Cade Maboroshi!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,923 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Welcome to McGoonald's, may I take your order? by Dancing Nightmare reviews
Heiji is working at the local McGoonald's, and keeping that job isn't as easy as it looks.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Heiji H. - Complete
L: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by taxiphobia reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own L unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your genius, freakishlooking insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/3/2007 - L - Complete
Coming Home by Becky Tailweaver reviews
(Sequel to "Stronger Than I Am" ) Conan's troubles are just beginning when his family starts disappearing. An old acquaintance is back in town, planning to bring everything to an end...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,812 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 9/19/2003
Crazy Aunty Icka's Short Snack Breaks by Icka M. Chif reviews
Continuation of 'Slightly Strange Short Stories'. Cookies are short, sweet stories, like a ficcage snack. Now up: Guess Where They Are?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,565 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/5/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003
Ron Weasley: An Owner's Manual by jctstorage reviews
So, you've purchased a RON. Well, read me before you even think about touching any of his wands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Ron W.
Relative Truth by Becky Tailweaver reviews
When your highest goal is the pursuit of the truth, what do you do when you find out your whole life is a lie? Kudo Shinichi must face the mystery of his past, but its secrets may shatter all his hopes for the future. And what of Kaitou Kid...?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,937 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 3/3/2002
Crazy Aunty Icka's Slightly Strange Short Stories by Icka M. Chif reviews
Short stories that are too long to go into Fic Snips, but too short to just post on their own. Mostly comedy. New: Day at the beach. Or not...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 18,575 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 12/11/2002
Shinigami Stories by Icka M. Chif reviews
[Alternate Universe] Not everyone is as human as they may seem. Now up: 'Outside', Hakuba watches.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,104 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/12/2003 - Published: 4/4/2002
Stronger Than I Am by Becky Tailweaver reviews
Sequel to I'm Already There. Ran's birthday is off to a good start, but she can't help missing Shinichi, especially after his call last night...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by Icka M. Chif reviews
What you do when you discover Kid the Phantom Thief in your bathtub? (finished!)
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,157 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/26/2002 - Published: 7/17/2002
XPA: X Philes Anonymous by thedoc617 reviews
My name is Doc, and i'm addicted to the X Files
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2001
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A Bloody Pulp reviews
There are a curious series of deaths around Forks, Washington that resemble Ooze attacks and Parker gets sent in to investigate. He ends up in over his head as he's neck deep in vampires and wondering what is going on. Note: I am an Anti so, if you hate people poking fun at the series or alternate character interpretations, don't bother reading this.
Crossover - Resident Evil & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,006 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Parker L., Leah
Another Path reviews
A mission to arrest a bioterrorist takes an unexpected turn.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Parker L., Raymond V.
Crossroads reviews
An impasse causes some interesting problems and an unexpected scenario.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Raymond V., Four Eyes
A Simple Deal reviews
A certain event of Revelations viewed in another light. Warning: There are major spoilers for something that in the game.
Crossover - Resident Evil & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Parker L., Death - Complete
Alla Fine reviews
What happened in HQ after the incident in Resident Evil: Revelations. Warning: MAJOR end of game spoilers abound. Do not read unless you want spoilers or you have already played the game.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Quint C., Keith L.