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Author has written 37 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Sherlock, and Sleeping Beauty.

I write about love. Hetero, homo, poly... so long as it's about love, I'm in! My pen name comes from my nickname since I was 14, because I'm one of those people that always needs to have a happy ending. :-)

My OTP is Ron/Hermione and I don't care what anyone thinks. Other loves include EverLark and JohnLock.

I'm really flattered for the requests to translate my story, but right now I'm not interested in having my stories translated. Please don't ask, because you'll get the same version of this message back. Thank you.

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The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 10768 - Favs: 9,241 - Follows: 6,985 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 4818 - Favs: 3,439 - Follows: 2,233 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,644 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 4,773 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 81,043 - Reviews: 8773 - Favs: 4,004 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,903 - Reviews: 9574 - Favs: 9,230 - Follows: 6,404 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Longing by Aelia Weasley reviews
UPDATED* Some lost moments starting on the afternoon before Bill & Fleur's wedding. Hermione's POV and then Ron's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Crash My Party by Court81981 reviews
Modern AU. Peeta Mellark has never been able to say no to Katniss Everdeen. But after years as friends with benefits, that's going to have to change. Everlark.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 234,813 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Windfall by Court81981 reviews
Katniss Everdeen has never been lucky. But a chance encounter with an old acquaintance and a winning lottery ticket just may change that. Everlark. Banner by RoNordmann; Cover art by Kismet4891
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 157,309 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13433 - Favs: 7,800 - Follows: 4,748 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12861 - Favs: 5,920 - Follows: 5,295 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Merman by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
3rd Down by Court81981 reviews
Modern AU. She swore she didn't date athletes. Then she met Peeta Mellark. Cover by Ro Nordmann.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,152 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Even by everlarkeologist reviews
Katniss Everdeen tries to navigate the rough waters of long-distance with her boyfriend while juggling her time with a surprising new friend. But when Gale makes a decision that jeopardizes their relationship, Katniss realizes that she can settle the score. And she picks Peeta Mellark to help her get even.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,298 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Look at Me by jesrod82 reviews
I've catalogued every other expression he has into my memory, sorted by mood and time of day. I can literally read his face like a book…except for that one incredibly infuriating look. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 128,181 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Have Your Cake by Court81981 reviews
One-shot. Peeta Mellark is known for his erotic cakes. But it's not his baked goods that Katniss Everdeen can't stop thinking about. Everlark. Written for Prompts in Panem, Language of Flowers Challenge, Day 7, Jonquil: Desire.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,583 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Katniss E. - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake by ReillyJade reviews
Kristoff's had enough of the boring galas held at the palace every summer and is looking for any opportunity to make them a little more fun. On this particular evening, he gets that chance when Anna, as always, wanders over to the dessert table to enjoy a decadent slice of cake. But Kristoff's not in the mood for cake tonight.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Kristoff B., Anna] - Complete
Platonic by lucyhadley reviews
"Would you touch yourself if I asked you to, Katniss? If I asked you to slide your hand into your shorts and stroke yourself for me, would you do it?"
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,211 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] - Complete
Intoxicating by madsthenerdygirl reviews
It's their house. They do what they please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2014 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19579 - Favs: 6,476 - Follows: 4,429 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl in the Mirror by Anysia reviews
Anna'll never be "just" anything — at least as far as Kristoff's concerned. [Kristanna, one-shot.]
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/7/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Sometimes It Takes a While by Ozma333 reviews
Teddy/Victoire. Story follows Victoire through her fifth and sixth years at Hogwarts as she flirts, dates, and eventually discovers her feelings for a certain metamorphagus. Ends with the famous Platform 9 and 3/4's kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,457 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 4,919 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Surrender by Nina542 reviews
After a sleepless night, Kristoff is surprised to find one very determined visitor at his door. A sort-of sequel to Into the Darkness. Pure Kristanna smut. (Complete)
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Keep Her Warm by Anysia reviews
'Got to keep her warm,' he tells himself, as Arendelle is held in the grasp of winter and Anna's skin burns pleasantly beneath his. [Kristanna, one-shot.]
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Kristoff B., Anna] - Complete
Heart and Soul by writergirl8 reviews
After learning that Hermione doesn't believe in soul mates, Ron makes it his mission to convince her otherwise. Falling in love with her certainly does help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,052 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Rapprochement by Anysia reviews
After the first night, Anna's pretty sure she's got it now. And fortunately, Kristoff's there to share it with her. [Coda/epilogue of sorts to "Two Steps Forward". Kristanna, one-shot.]
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/16/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Sugar & Spice by Court81981 reviews
Modern AU: Katniss should have known attempting to bake cookies for a Holiday Cookie Swap would be disastrous. Fortunately for her, the handsome blond down the hall is more than willing to help her out of a jam. Written for Prompts in Panem, Special Challenge, Holiday Everlark. Banner by Ro Nordmann.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,800 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Compromise by Anysia reviews
Life's all about compromise. [Kristanna, one-shot.]
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Locked In by Good Old James reviews
Being locked in a confined space with others allows all sorts of things to come to light. Rated M for John's terrible language and things to come... Johnlock, there will soon be a second part, but for now it stands alone as it is.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
A Long Time Coming by Aelia Weasley reviews
Ron goes into a jealous rage when he hears Cormac McLaggen running his mouth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G., Cormac M., Harry P. - Complete
Chocolate Thunder by jesrod82 reviews
What do you get when you mix a late night thunderstorm and a cup of hot chocolate?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Hermione G.
Go Easy On Me by amelia day reviews
Peeta Mellark is one of the hottest stars in the adult entertainment industry. Katniss Everdeen is about to become very familiar with his work. Modern Day AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,422 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Spin by Court81981 reviews
Katniss Everdeen has never bothered with the gym. But when she takes her first spin class, instructor Peeta Mellark gives her a workout in more ways than one. Part 1 written for ILoVeRynMar in honor of her birthday; Part 2 written for Prompts in Panem, Day 6, Sloth. Cover by Ro Nordmann.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,058 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Bella? Marie? by Nyomixx reviews
Bella knows it's stupid to crush so hard on her boss. But when she's clubbing one night, and he asks for her name, she gives her middle name, Marie, and surrenders to a wild one-night stand, where she's allowed to touch him, and call him 'Edward'. But how will she continue on as his son's nanny? OOC/AH/MA content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,294 - Reviews: 2750 - Favs: 2,561 - Follows: 3,166 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20341 - Favs: 13,602 - Follows: 5,570 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
All That Remains by wordsmithsonian reviews
Everyone is putting back the pieces, working to accept their new reality in the wake of the final Battle. Post DH canon compliant. HG/RW , HP/GW, GrW/AJ. Rating for language, sex, and adult situations. You know, the good stuff. *Completed*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,663 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Slow Burning Fire by books-are-better reviews
Modern Day AU. Katniss Everdeen and her longtime boyfriend Gale move to a new city, and room with Peeta and Finnick, two half-brothers from Gale's childhood. But Katniss's and Gale's relationship begins to crumble when the kindness and passion of the beautiful boy with blue eyes shows her that her life is missing something. And it's him.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Separation Anxiety by luvmesomejasper reviews
Bella's been alone in the house for three weeks. Her husband, Jasper has been on a long assignment for work. For a homecoming party, Bella invites their good friends, Peter and Charlotte over. What happens when Jasper calls to say he'll be late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,598 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Topsy-Turvy by TheFicChick reviews
"I just…these could be the last three minutes, you know? Like, the last three minutes before…things are different."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,247 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Penalties by RyanRow02 reviews
AU. Ron and Hermione are best friends and flatmates. No magic! Except from the magical love of R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 138,758 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Sleepless by writergirl8 reviews
Because sometimes, to fall asleep, all you need is your best friend. Your boyfriend. Your fiancee. Your wife. Your soul mate. A collection of 30 moments in a lifetime during which Ron and Hermione just couldn't fall asleep. Bonus Chapter posted under 27 (4/21/13)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,516 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13493 - Favs: 4,796 - Follows: 3,478 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19529 - Favs: 9,157 - Follows: 6,715 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12529 - Favs: 8,352 - Follows: 6,309 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Perfect Timing by jesrod82 reviews
"But now, they had time. Time for him to explore every part of her that he can, not only with his hands, but his mouth- his tongue. "
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Tongue Tied by jesrod82 reviews
It's a battle of wits and tongues... and a necktie?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Moments by Armaysha reviews
A selection of missing moments from Hermione and Ron. Follows their relationship throughout the series. Rated M for Ron's mouth and Hermione's thoughts in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 101,360 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4342 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 3,265 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15078 - Favs: 10,187 - Follows: 5,525 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hot Seat by TheFicChick reviews
Liberal left? Meet conservative right. Wearing tight pants and a self-satisfied grin. (ExB, AH, one-shot.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 383 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Into the Wild by Court81981 reviews
Modern AU: "I know this place," she whispers. Katniss Everdeen escaped to New York after the death of her parents. Now, on the brink of her big break as an actress, her old classmate, Peeta Mellark, will remind her that it's always possible to go home again. Everlark. Cover art/Banner by Ro Nordmann.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,068 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
How Bella Got Her Groove Back by TheFicChick reviews
Edward owes Bella one, and he's a man determined to deliver – but as he quickly discovers, some debts are not easily repaid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 183 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6396 - Favs: 4,754 - Follows: 3,748 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer Rain by jesrod82 reviews
A field of grass, a greedy gnome, and carrots. Throw in some heavy rain on a hot Summer day, and Ron and Hermione would't have it any other way. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Undertow by hedwigshero reviews
COMPLETE! Trapped in the confines of number twelve Grimmauld Place, Ron and Hermione find themselves plunged head-first into a sea of lust. Will they be able to fight the current, or get pulled down by the undertow?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,222 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
To Kingdom Come by veritaserumkills reviews
He was Ron and she was Hermione. And they had survived. What else could possibly bother to exist outside of them? Rated M. The 19 year gap between the last chapter and the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,607 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Recovering Fatty by kitkat681 reviews
A look into the journal of Bella Swan as she guides Edward through his weight loss journey. BPOV from 'Fatty'. Rated M for fantasy lemons and dirty girl thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fatty by kitkat681 reviews
Edward Cullen can't find something that's very important to him...his wang. But that's what happens when you are 363 pounds. Bella Swan is his only chance to live a real life and find what's missing and so much more. No angst, a tiny bit of drama. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,040 - Reviews: 4753 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dog Star by spanglemaker9 reviews
One choice is made and everything changes. Paths diverge, lead astray, and still lead home. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,511 - Reviews: 3663 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by bornonhalloween reviews
Freshly graduated from Cosmetology School, Bella takes a job in a health club beauty salon called Mystique. First days on the job can be so boring…until that perfect head of hair walks in! All drabble, All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 288 - Words: 66,099 - Reviews: 15520 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11454 - Favs: 4,458 - Follows: 3,659 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Menage A Trois by Siobhan B. Masen- Fraser reviews
Edward struggles to find a suitable birthday gift for Bella, until Edward discovers his chance to help her live out one of her fantasies! Rated M for lots of lemons, let's be honest it is one giant lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,299 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Forest Fire by Bedelia reviews
Shock cascades through her body, sparked by his smile. His resemblance to the boy who left her in the forest so many years ago is remarkable, but there is one key difference. He is human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,771 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7564 - Favs: 10,941 - Follows: 5,943 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7214 - Favs: 7,075 - Follows: 5,060 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10734 - Favs: 12,064 - Follows: 12,645 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12757 - Favs: 4,251 - Follows: 3,340 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
She's Mine by ericastwilight reviews
The promiscuous Edward Masen former mechanic now actor was seen at the latest place to be with none other than America's Sweetheart, Isabella Swan. AH B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,396 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Learning Curve by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 83,353 - Reviews: 13824 - Favs: 3,481 - Follows: 2,956 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eye to Eye by TMBlue reviews
COMPLETE! Moments after the final battle, Ron and Hermione find themselves alone, inside a tiny broom closet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,148 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Waterloo by spanglemaker9 reviews
I was defeated; you won the war. But how could I ever refuse? I feel like I win when I lose. Bella hates Edward…maybe. Written for The Faithful Shipper's Abba One Shot Contest. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,135 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Complications by BashfullyBeautiful92 reviews
'You know this is just sex, right, George' were the first and only words ever uttered, as he helped Angelina out of her jacket and grunted in response.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2012 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7186 - Favs: 6,121 - Follows: 4,258 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Game On by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward thinks he can convince Bella to marry him by denying her sex? The boy's got another thing coming. A story of patience, love, and baseball. 1st Place Judges' Choice and 3rd Place Readers' Choice for Pop the Question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 165 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Take the Girl by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
Bella and Edward go through life together, and Edward only has one request...Please Don't Take The Girl
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight by jesrod82 reviews
It's the night before Harry arrives at the Burrow and Hermione is restless. She can't stop thinking about Ron and decides to confront him once and for all about the infuriating status of their relationship. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Scraps by TMBlue reviews
COMPLETE! From Times Ten: "...since that first night after the end of the war, holding each other in small scraps of clothing as they cried until they fell asleep together."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/23/2012 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12934 - Favs: 8,180 - Follows: 6,281 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beside the Golden Door by spanglemaker9 reviews
1st Place Winner- 2012 Age of Edward Contest. Edward and Isabella are both on their way to America for a fresh start and a better future. But the New World may not be all they had hoped.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,303 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3176 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 1,075 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Times Ten by TMBlue reviews
COMPLETE! The night of Ron and Hermione's tenth anniversary.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/2/2012 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Bare by forgetmenotjimmy reviews
Driven to the Boy's Prefect Bathroom by obnoxious girls, Hermione had only wanted a relaxing bath. It wasn't her fault Ron came in and she'd cast a disillusionment spell instinctively… Warning: full-frontal nudity
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,919 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Game Over by faultybooster reviews
Ron and Hermione have been separated for nearly four months and their sexual frustration is at an all-time high. Ron unknowingly presents a challenge, which Hermione takes to the next level, and Ron immediately reciprocates. Who will come out the winner?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,466 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5504 - Favs: 6,867 - Follows: 5,250 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Last To Know by kyla713 reviews
Have you ever woken up hung over, in bed with your best friend? No? Neither have Bella and Edward. Written for Fandom4LLS. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,999 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 193 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Isn't Stalking If You Don't Get Caught by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,597 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Euphoria and Firewhiskey by veritaserumkills reviews
After Harry disappears with Ginny and several shots of firewhiskey, Ron and Hermione find their own way to celebrate Gryffindor winning the Quidditch cup. Set during HBP. Adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,967 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Step Too Far by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
"I was arrested at Edna's Diner a full year after I met her. It was the same diner we had met at. The same diner we had our first coffee together, our first dinner and it was the same diner where she told us our lives were going to change forever."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,259 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Baby You Can Drive My Car by syrrah reviews
Music fans think rock diva Bella Swan is brilliant, talented and a gift to humankind. People who actually know her think she's a menace to society, and a pain in the backside. Then Edward Cullen comes on board as tour manager, and who knows what he thinks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,015 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9497 - Favs: 8,616 - Follows: 5,767 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Director's Cut by kyla713 reviews
It was actress Bella's first love scene and she was nervous. Director Edward tries to encourage her. However, when the scene starts, can Edward keep himself together? Remain professional? And after, keep himself in control? Collab with ericastwilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,143 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 142 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Complete
Sex Machine by SoapyMayhem reviews
O/S - In the year 2029, bio-mechanical engineer, Bella Swan, has created the perfect machine for Whitlock Robotics. Masen can be anyone or anything you desire... but who does Bella want her Masen to be? B/E M for Lemons/Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 255 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23061 - Favs: 14,990 - Follows: 10,762 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding His Muse by Nolebucgrl reviews
Dirty Cheeky Monkey Picspiration Entry. He longs to write the perfect song. She longs to touch her husband again. Perhaps she can help him find his muse. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 136 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tantra Chair Adventures and Womanizer Outtakes by ericastwilight reviews
Subject: Edward Cullen aka The Womanizer's Bella and Edward's adventures on the leather chair that promises for some fun times. Reading The Womanizer is not needed but it would help understand the dynamics of their relationship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,682 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Miones and Broken Tongues by jesrod82 reviews
Ron and Hermione can't help but row with each other. This time Ron takes it a step further and crosses a very thin line. How will Hermione react?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Boardwalk Nights by tellingmelies reviews
My one shot written for mskathy's Haiti compilation. A summer full of firsts: first real kiss, first times, and first loves.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,460 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He Didn't Care by faultybooster reviews
my version of what happened between Ron and Hermione after Malfoy Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before by kimpy reviews
Jasper Whitlock is the Kirk to Edward Cullen's Spock—they're best friends and hardcore Trekkers. Will some smuggled Romulan Ale give Edward the liquid courage he needs to let Jasper know exactly how he feels? *Winner of the Hardcore Nerdward Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 4128 - Favs: 4,288 - Follows: 2,881 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8186 - Favs: 8,404 - Follows: 8,534 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7270 - Favs: 5,495 - Follows: 3,349 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Night to Eternity by jlmill9 reviews
A one night stand that develops into something more as time goes by. This story is rated M for a reason and is an AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 88,925 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Let Me Have It by faultybooster reviews
What if, unbeknownst to Harry and Ron, Hermione actually saw what the locket did to Ron?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Pretty Piece of Flesh by luxurykill reviews
A series of hot one-shots rated very M for a reason. All fairly canon and all E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4539 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
The Good Fight by wordsmithsonian reviews
Hermione frets over Ron's next assignment, but all good rows must come to an end, especially when Ron states his case very persuasively. Rating for sex and language. R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Let Go Of Me by faultybooster reviews
Insecurities stemming from separation make it difficult for Ron and Hermione to see the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5097 - Favs: 6,344 - Follows: 3,819 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Perfect Mr Imperfect by xrxdanixrx reviews
Bella wanted Mr. Perfect, but he didn't want her. When Mr. Imperfect comes along, can she look close enough to see just who is more perfect for her? A story about falling in love with the imperfections. AH - Rated M for lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,467 - Reviews: 6174 - Favs: 4,093 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
PS Love Always by kyla713 reviews
Penpals since the age of eight, one in Chicago, the other in Forks, they never anticipated finding their best friend. Will the friendship survive from miles apart when it's put to the test?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,858 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 92 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Body Electric by wordsmithsonian reviews
Hermione has never particularly liked her body, but she rethinks her self assessment when Ron shows her the many wonders of what her body can do. R/Hr , rating for sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Bella's Hymen Theory by SwanCullen12 reviews
Bella theorizes her hymen is connected with heartbreak so she asked housemate and buddy Edward to help her get rid of it. Edward's reply? Hell no!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,257 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Power Ten by LauraLoo7 reviews
Edward Cullen is the stroke of the Brown University Crew Team. Bella Swan is his new, shy, clumsy sophomore coxswain. Can they learn to get along for his most important season, or will he toss her out of the boat before they reach the finish line?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,801 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Every October by larin20 reviews
The prophecy cast: "She will be born for you." Years of observance turned into love and Edward Cullen could not stay away anymore. Now she needs his protection. How can Edward deny his fate when he is the only one that can save her? A/U Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,504 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
For You by wordsmithsonian reviews
Ron is determined to make Hermione's 20th birthday one to remember. R/Hr. Rating for sex and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,268 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Magic Knickers by Pinky Brown reviews
Ron Weasley, the night before Valentine’s Day, in a lingerie department. What more do you need? This story was Runner-up in both the "Best One Shot" and "Best AU Fic" categories at the 2009 Ron/Hermione Awards on Livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,869 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Stand In by lexiecullen17 reviews
When you start in porn, there's really nowhere else to go but up. Bella, a young Hollywood hopeful, finds herself on the lowest rung of the film business ladder…porn. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,680 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 120 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Treading Water by larin20 reviews
Edward Masen is a broken man and wants nothing to do with Bella after she left him for college. Five years later Charlie is sick and dying. He enlists Edwards help to bring Bella home after graduation. Road Trip! ExB, OOC but Cannon later A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 156,656 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
You Put What, Where? by Twisted Twilight Tales reviews
With the help of a pea, has the lonely prince finally found the princess he's searched for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Complete
In Transit by Lillybellis reviews
Riding the same bus every day, Edward and Bella get off to a bumpy start. She thinks he's stuck-up; he thinks she's shallow. Sometimes what seems like the wrong thing turns out to be exactly what you were waiting for. A FGB novella for mujisan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,542 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Date My Mom by Crash Hale reviews
Emmett and Bella have been best friends for a long time. Bella's son is positive that the two of them should be together and he's not shy in voicing his opinions on the matter. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4257 - Favs: 3,934 - Follows: 2,454 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lessons by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
Bella and Edward have been madly in love with each other since the day they started working together. Since they work together, they have settled for being close friends. Now, Bella has a problem and Edward might be the only man who can help her solve it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Now What? by mugglemama reviews
They survived seven years of unresolved sexual tension and another year of separation. Hermione's home from Hogwarts – now what?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,697 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bet by wordsmithsonian reviews
Ron is worried about his marriage. Lately it seems like Hermione has been treating him like just another piece of furniture cluttering up their flat. Can he turn things around with a friendly wager? R/Hr, H/G. Rating for language and sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,614 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Forever and Ever by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward has been Bella's best friend since kindergarten, and so far he's made good on his promise to always do everything with her. But now that they're older, she finds herself wanting more. Can "forever" as just friends be enough? For The Cherry Exchange
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 258 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Molto Bella by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
Bella is an up-and-coming chef and Edward is a persnickety restaurant reviewer with an axe to grind. Watch out! Things get pretty hot in the kitchen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,821 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Like You by Irenella Courmett reviews
Emmett is a carefree, fun guy with a trust fund. Bella is a young college student with a bright future. A one night stand has consequences they don't expect or are prepared for. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 123,194 - Reviews: 2759 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9525 - Favs: 6,871 - Follows: 3,816 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3288 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Manhattan by coldplaywhore reviews
What happens when a spark ignites between two friends who are unable to deny their feelings? Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest! In The Closet Contest Entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Be My F'ing Boyfriend by theladyingrey42 reviews
A secret. A song. A dance. Will Bella ever look at Edward the same way again? Rated M for weird lemons and drag queens. AU/AH, ExB and waaaay OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Favor Fire by stella luna sky reviews
"...As I watch the strong lines of his arms and the way they steadily hold that brush to create beautiful things, my stomach churns with acidic butterflies, and I think, real or not real?" Katniss embraces being the girl on fire at last. Pre-Epi. M.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 140 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Hate Me by xrxdanixrx reviews
Awkward Bella only had a crush on one guy, known for stringing girls along. When he rejected Bella's advances, her world flipped inside out. Years later, she's now the female version of the catalyst that changed her life. And it's her turn for payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,090 - Reviews: 2361 - Favs: 2,861 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by BlackHawk13 reviews
What happens when Ron Weasley find himself in a parallel universe where Harry Potter became a Slytherin? Set in 5th year circa Order of the Phoenix .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 205,561 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Engine 17 by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
More than 2 million career and volunteer firefighters serve in more than 50,000 departments throughout the United States – This is just one stations story. Slightly OOC, AU, AH, canon pairings, rated M for a reason...full summary inside...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,344 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fortune Not Found by intheclosetcontest reviews
A workaholic husband. A lonely housewife. A new friend. Alcohol. Sex. And scissors in ways they never taught you in school.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,789 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4212 - Favs: 3,649 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Spirit of '76 by spanglemaker9 reviews
It's July 4th, 1976, and all of New York City has cut loose to celebrate- everyone except Edward Cullen. But a chance encounter with modern girl Bella Swan might be just what he needs to shake up his world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Kinsey Scale by intheclosetcontest reviews
Edward is madly in love with his roommate-who is not gay. ...or is he? Edward decides he detests pop psychology. A tale of botched seduction, cocktail confetti, subway songs, and dour uncles.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Three of a Kind by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
B/Em/E have been friends forever. Now 21, Bella hasn't seen the guys since they all left for college. Bella is convinced before summer school starts to take a week long vacation with her two favorite boys. 2 horny guys, 1 Bella? FOLLOWUP NOW POSTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,651 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Game, Set, Match by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella is hired as a photographer to do a photo feature on the cocky, playboy tennis pro Edward Cullen. Bella is determined to resist his charms, but Edward can't seem to leave her alone. Does love really mean nothing in tennis? Slightly OOC, AH. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 167,601 - Reviews: 3813 - Favs: 3,846 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oceanic by Rochelle Allison reviews
Waterbeds can be sexy. Who knew? Edward and Bella, best friends to more-than-friends. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4575 - Favs: 5,844 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stealing Home by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen is hot shot baseball player in a bit of a slump. Bella Swan is the girl that he couldn't have long ago and now she's his new owner and he can't have her again. Will he walk away or swing for the fences?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,278 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reunion by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3575 - Favs: 3,974 - Follows: 2,222 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2960 - Favs: 3,487 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Later by Crash Hale reviews
Emmett finally mans up and asks Alice out on their first date. Having already developed a strong friendship, they are ready for the next step, but that's not so easy with Emmett's three year old daughter craving their attention. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Just Be by mskathy reviews
Edward has competed with Bella every step of his adult life - culinary school, opening their own restaurants and finally on Iron Chef America. Will Iron Chef Cullen's cuisine reign supreme?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 109 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 3,971 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Edward Met Bella by Amethyst Jackson reviews
For the Twilight 25 - my take on When Harry Met Sally with the Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,816 - Reviews: 1854 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Double Date by mskathy reviews
AH/AU OOC Edward and Alice have been married 3 years, almost as long as they've been having 'double dates' with Jasper and Bella.At its heart, a romance story.. it just has four people madly in love with each other.ADULT,gay&straight sex. Lemon/limey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Accidental Threesome by punkfarie reviews
Sex is just...awkward. One Shot written for the AwkWard Contest.**Third Place Peoples' Choice Winner**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11456 - Favs: 11,551 - Follows: 5,919 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drug by snarkysweetness reviews
Ron’s kisses were like a drug.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Pancakes by Fourwords reviews
Leah always loved pancakes, so did jacob, but he prefered it so much better when Leah's acting as the pancake. Shameless blackwater lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Fandom Gives Back Oneshots by kyla713 reviews
Here is where I will post the two Fandom Gives Back pieces from the Author Auction in November. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Affair by spanglemaker9 reviews
1st Place winner in the An Edward to Remember Classic Hollywood Romance One Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Funhouse by TwiOthGirly reviews
Bella is getting married tomorrow. But first she has to survive the Bachelorlette party thrown by her two best friends. What Bella thought was going to be a disaster turns into something much more and more fun. FemmeSlash!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,036 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
Bad Girlfriend by cullenbanger9 reviews
This is a Rosalie/Emmett OT from Careless Whispers.One Sunday afternoon Rose is feeling naughty and she's armed with a plan and a pair of Red Pumps.Emmett's in for a big surprise. Rated M-you should know why! My entry for the Twific Auto Erotica Challenge
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Pinesol and Rubber Gloves by ericastwilight reviews
A one-shot for ejsantry and kyla713. Edward has a problem when he takes a trip down aisle fourteen. Can anyone help him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cell Mates by lexiecullen17 reviews
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" Straight-laced-Bella's bachelorette weekend in Vegas gets a wee bit out of hand. Entry for the FML Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You with an Insurmountable Passion by Crittab reviews
Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,981 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hope in Their Arms by NCChris reviews
Winner Judge's Choice in the P.I.C. FF's Two's Company, Three's a Party Poly Contest It's been 5 years since Jasper allowed Peter and Charlotte to escape from Maria. Can they show him a better way? Rated M. Under 18, don't read. Mature content. J/C/P
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8733 - Favs: 5,444 - Follows: 5,117 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 2,887 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reservations by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
Bella/Emmett. All human and a little OOC. Its AU. Rated M for a reason. Bella and Alice work at a fancy hotel in down town Seattle. Emmett is a pro football player and they meet at a party at the hotel. Collab with LittleLea05. Full Summary Inside...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 120,780 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Judge, Jury and Executioner by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
The 1920's were Edward's dark ages. Follow him through his struggles with bloodlust, protecting the innocent and finally accepting his true fate. Entry for the Roaring Twenties-Gangsterward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Edward - Complete
Anchorage is for Lovers by NCChris reviews
What if Bella didn't fall apart when Edward left her in New Moon? What if she grieved and moved on with her human life? Five years later, she runs into one of the vampires from her past. Will one of the Cullens become more than a friend? AU. Emmett/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,633 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
CinderBella by BaconButt reviews
A crackfic version of Cinderella. Judges' pick and tied for second place public voting for the Round Mound of the Beehound contest. *SQUEE!*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Emmett's Hannukah Challenge by lexiecullen17 reviews
The Cullen Family is gearing up for another holiday season. Emmett has a special challenge for the boys. Who will be brave enough to accept the terms? Post-BD. Written for the Eight Days of Cullen. Rated M for language and an absolutely hilarious lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Locker Room by Hopes-light reviews
Fem-slash- rated R18 bella was kept late to bring up her Gym grade little did she know what she would walk into when she went into the locker room- bad at summaries lemons galore
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Lauren - Complete
Slipping by Annaleise Marie reviews
Emmett McCarty is a lead negotiator for the FBI who's never lost a hostage. He expected today to be no different. That was before he learned who the hostage was. Will he be able to keep his cool with the love of his life in danger, or will he slip up?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - [Emmett, Rosalie] - Complete
The Wicked Will Perish by courthale reviews
Jasper and Bella meet on Christmas at church. Neither are what they appear to be. Warning! Lemons! My entry for The Home for the Holidays contest! The Wicked Will Perish Psalm 1:6
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Lucky Charm by bethaboo reviews
Edward Masen, Boston Red Sox player, meets Bella Dwyer, a reporter assigned to cover the Sox. Edward hates reporters; Bella loathes baseball. Then, the Sox begin to lose. Can she convince him she isn't his unlucky charm? On permanent hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,777 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
With You, I'm Me by Crash Hale reviews
Rosalie, daughter of the wealthiest man in Forks, finds work at 'Black Mechanics'. Jacob finds himself falling for the female version of himself. They find love and comfort in one another, and won't let anything stand in their way. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,178 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
The Hotel by NCChris reviews
Jasper and Bella have a chance for true love after the "You're worth it" speech. A Jasper/Bella one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Let's Get Physical by gemmabobella reviews
Pure Fluff. AH AU Emmet/Bella Bella finds herself back in physical therapy after her latest encounter with the ground, and falls for her physical therapist Emmett. There will be no angst. pure fluff,short story M for language and citrusy goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,433 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
ANYTIME by addictedtotwilight79 reviews
One-shot for Esme’s Erotic Ecstasy Contest presented by Kikiwhore. Esme's birthday is coming up, and her present leads to a night she never expected. LEMON ExCxEm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Home Is Where Your Rival Is by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
What happens when Edward and Bella, long time rivals, challenge each other to an apple-bobbing contest? Will they finally stop fighting what they know to be true?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5963 - Favs: 10,036 - Follows: 3,313 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Provocation by wordsmithsonian reviews
A slice of married life for young Ron and Hermione. post DH. Rated for language as it is about Ron, after all, and a love scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Watching Love by mugglemama reviews
4 Times Harry watched Ron and Hermione being intimate without their knowledge and the 1 time they definitely knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,580 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Royale by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
Jasper/Bella - AU, AH, Slightly OOC – Bella works her butt off for a gentlemans bar - Royale - to provide for her family but she learns some unfortunate details about her husband & turns to the one true friend she has. Rated M for future lemony goodness..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Stitches in Time by ericastwilight reviews
After getting injured and requiring stitches, Dr. Edward Cullen and his daughter meet the one woman that could make or break him. For Ninapolitan's Dilf Contest. Written with lisa89. First Place Winner of the D.I.L.F Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 343 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing Doctor by lexiecullen17 reviews
Young, single dad Edward has not had it easy. What happens when he gets a hard-on for his two year old son's pediatrician, the lovely Dr. Swan? A new life awaits. Written for Ninapolitan's DILF Contest. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,647 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 190 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by BaconButt reviews
My entry for "For the Love of Jasper" contest. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. One-shot. P/B/J Slash/AH/AU/OOC. It's my first time. Please be gentle. Rated M for sexy time and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Tuesday Night Poker by LauraACullen reviews
One-Shot "For the Love of Jasper" contest entry. Lifelong friends Jasper, Edward, and Emmett find themselves alone for their weekly poker game, which quickly evolves into something quite unexpected. All Human, Slash, Adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
A Gripping Surprise by Lacy Stewart reviews
Emmett surprises Bella. Will her life ever be the same?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,164 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
My Brother's Wife by Crash Hale reviews
Emmett has always been in love with his brother's wife Bella. Now that Edward has passed, what will become of Emmett and Bella, and how will they put their lives back together after losing Edward? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,549 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Socks for Sex by goldentemptress reviews
Is life as a housewife everything it's cracked up to be for Bella Cullen? Will her single best friend Alice ever find the love of her life, or end up all alone in the world of high fashion? Collaboration with Nostalgicmiss, E/B & A/J-A/J, AH OOC Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 276,760 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Taken to Task by Knight-to-H3 reviews
AU lemon...Following the second task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry is exhausted and wants to sleep...but what does Seamus want! Slashfic! Harry/Seamus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,958 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Harry P., Seamus F. - Complete
Pride and Prejudice and WHAT! by BlackHawk13 reviews
Hermione loves "Pride and Prejudice" and she wants Ron to love it, too. It takes 8 years, but he finally comes around to reading it...sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Little Bookshop Magic by Knight-to-H3 reviews
A lemony cross-over between Ron & Hermione from Harry Potter and Bella & Jasper from HopelessRomantic79's sexy Twilight fic "The Bookshop". You might want to read that one, too, sice it's a hot-hot-HOT story. Pairings: R/Hr and J/B
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Ron W., Bella - Complete
Yes, Ma'am! by CarminMoon reviews
Entry for the Tattward & InkElla contest. Emmett decides to get a cover-up from a past relationship. Will this new tattoo bring about a future relationship?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Be My Biggest Fan by Crash Hale reviews
Lead guitarist Jasper shows Bella what she's been missing in her long term relationship. Will a one night stand become an ongoing affair? Or maybe something more? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,986 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Under My Skin by bethaboo reviews
Bella and Edward meet and experience an instantaneous sexual attraction, but are forced to remain only friends for a year. When Bella and her boyfriend finally break up, they're finally free to act on their mutual lust. It's just sex . . .or is it? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 120 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Make the Good Girls Go Bad by dqwhit19 reviews
One shot very loosely inspired by the song. Hot, horny Edward, shy, bookish Bella, one night in his father's study... and feelings neither are prepared for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Preggers and Proud by VampsofTwatlight reviews
Follows our story "To Walk a Mile in My Shoes". Alice wants to show Jasper exactly how it feels to be pregnant. Chaos ensues when she gets her hands on the magical herb that changed everything for Rose/Em. Lemons, OOC, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,978 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Matchmaker and the MixUps by VampsofTwatlight reviews
When the Cullens celebrate Nessie's first birthday, pirate-style, Emmett, Jasper and Edward get more than they bargined for. AU, POST BD, LEMONS for the PIRATE TALKING CONTEST
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Leah's Spot by Reijilie reviews
**Lemon** Simple Blackwater Oneshot. Jake stumbles across Leah's, err, special spot in the forest. Post BD, no Loch Ness imprint.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5722 - Favs: 8,594 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8995 - Favs: 15,548 - Follows: 3,305 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Kissed Me by sarahxxxlovey reviews
“You kissed me,” he said with a smirk. “You kissed back,” she said, her tone daring him to say something. RW/HG. Oneshot unless you want more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Perfect by sarahxxxlovey reviews
Harry didn’t get it. They were so obviously perfect for each other. Harry on Ron and Hermione's relationship. RW/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Your Best Kept Secret by Irenella Courmett reviews
Emmett owns a bar and Bella is a journalist looking for the right story. Can she find it at McCarty's? Or will she find something else? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,818 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Best Physical Ever by spuntinsel reviews
A series of one-shots featuring Doctor Edward and Bella. It all starts when Bella schedules her yearly check-up with Dr. Cullen. Follows the couple through lemony events in their relationship. Hot and humorous.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,719 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Once Upon a Time A Cinderbella Story by twilightmom reviews
Follow Bella to college as she embarks on her own modern day fairytale. Edward and Bella plus all cannon pairings Rated M for Future Lemons -- All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,263 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Of Holidays and Heartbeats by LoveIsAzureBlue reviews
Some sweet and sexy Ron/Hermione moments that take place during various holidays. Told mostly from Hermione's POV. Very sexy in parts! Rated M for a reason. R/Hr with some light G/H and H/Hr friendship. Reviews are always appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,079 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Emergency! by EJ Santry reviews
Bella is a student at the UW whose clumsy tendencies has landed her in an ER more than once. One fateful fall lands her into the eager hands of a hot attending ER doctor. Written for “Forbidden Love Affair” A Contest of Hidden Desires. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Follow Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Tired of being setup on horrible blind dates, Edward and Bella, share a memorable together. Bella thinks it's just a stupid one night stand, but Edward wants more. Will she be able to resist him when someone from her past shows up? ExB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 148,700 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Books and Chocolate by DrWheezy reviews
Books and chocolate; what more could Hermione want!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Serve and Protect by Gasaway Alley reviews
Rosalie gets into trouble with her bad attitude when she is pulled over by Forks' Finest. Canon lemons not for young eyes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
To walk a mile in my shoes by twilightmom reviews
When an underappreciated Rosalie winds up switching bodies with her goofy husband Emmett, hilarity ensues. Can they figure out how to make things right? Or are they stuck? And WHAT was in those brownies? AU, AH, OOC Rated M for language and eventual LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,157 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Going Down? by gemmabobella reviews
submission for ninapolitan's cocktease contest Edward and Bella pairing. Sometimes all you need is a push in the right direction, or to be trapped in an elevator with a beautiful stranger AUAH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,864 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pleasure by Seyance reviews
I heard the soft hum of the vibrator as I sat quietly on the bed, trying to calm down my raging erection. Charlie was out, and the rest of my family out to hunt. - Emmett & Bella. One-Shot. Don't like? Don't read! Review if you like it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Beach Bodies by MaeCullen17 reviews
The entire Cullen crew go to Isle Esme to get away. What happens when Emmett's teasing goes too far? Not exactly a threesome,...but Emmett get's a little peap show. Lemons! Edward & Bella...with a little taste of Emmett. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Comedy Sitcoms by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Vampire Bella gets annoyed because Edward is away A LOT with brother Jasper. One day, Alice, Rosalie, Carlisle and Esme go off hunting, and Bella decides to go running. What occurs when she returns?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Touch Me by snarkysweetness reviews
Hannah wakes up from a vivid sex dream about Neville and can’t help but explore her desire for him, only to find that she has an audience. Hannah/Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Hannah A., Neville L. - Complete
So, this is love? by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
What happens when our couples try to find love in all the wrong places? Especially when they are all in the entertainment industry? Will they find each other in the end? Warning: Canon pairing and rated M for a reason. Contains lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 136,842 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5556 - Favs: 8,246 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out of the Jungle by OliviaJane reviews
SMCC Entry. Hardass Rosalie-Cocky Emmett are lost in the Amazon Rainforest. Will they get past their differences and fall madly in love or just deeply in lust? Come along for the adventure and see for yourself. Full Summary Inside/AU/AH/OOC SWEET LEMONADE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
The Transcontinental Love Letter by bethaboo reviews
Rosalie meets Emmett--but doesn't exactly "meet" him. How does their relationship develop when they're on other sides of the country and communicate solely through words? A story inspired both by fiction and fact. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,457 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Love in an Elevator by BellaTonks reviews
Edward falls in love with a stranger after spending one night with her trapped in a dark elevator only to have her disappear in the morning. His only hope is to find the match to the panties she left behind. Will he find her again? For the SMC contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Wears Her Hearts on Her Hip by ShimmerinDenali reviews
“For My Valentine” Contest Entry; Bella has loved her brothers best friend for so long, tattoo artist Edward Cullen. But after deciding to wean herself from her desire will he surprise her with a longing of his own? BxE all human, R/R/Vote
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heated with Passion by dusk0summer reviews
Bella has always despised Edward for being a cocky player and they constantly but heads at the book store they work at. What will happen when emotions run high and passion takes over? M: Oneshot OOC will be lemony
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crash by EclipsedofSoul reviews
A boss and his assistant have more than a co-worker relationship... but what will it take to get them to act on it? SMC contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Man vs Isle by Fairest of Them All reviews
This is my entry for the SMC contest. Edward Grylls and his camera woman, Bella must survive the jungle of Isle Esme. Things get steamy for these two in the rain forest. Exotic, survival one-shot. Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Happens On the Couch Stays On the Couch by CutewithAcapital-Q reviews
Ron's up late working, Hermione stayed up with him. Cute but a little sad. Takes place in 5th/6th year. SOoo close to 3500 hits! Come on Guys Keep up that reading! Alternate ending finally up! And COMPLETE! Please read and enjoy and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Natural Beauty by Leesie Love reviews
"He never did see the snow falling that night though, just the wondrous effects it imprinted."A Deathly Hallows Moment, R/H
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
That's great Edward but what was the question? by CaughtMySelfFalling reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since the first grade and nothing more but Bella has a favor to ask. Will Edward oblige? RATED M FOR A REASON. Very lemony! AH OOC. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Make That 58 by dakinevamp reviews
When Bella finds out about a dirty secret involving the dining room table she tries to convince Edward to come out of his shell. FRESH LEMONADE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Otherwise Occupied by luvscharlie reviews
During Bill and Fleur's wedding celebration, Ron and Hermione slip away to his room for some alone time. Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Instant Messages: KittenMischief Contest Entry by TheSpoiltOne reviews
Bella and Alice, excited from reading DefinatelyStaying’s delicious lemony fanfics, tease each other over a web cam. What happens when Jasper comes to investigate the noises? AU/AH – HOT LEMON ALERT - Collaboration w/DefinatelyStaying
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Exchanging Gifts by McManda627 reviews
Pure Christmas smut. Bella takes Edward's suggestion for his Christmas present to heart and it turns out it's a gift both of them can enjoy. Previously a one-shot, now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,286 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aftermath by BlackHawk13 reviews
--AFTERMATH universe-- Begins 3 days after the fall of Voldemort in DEATHLY HALLOWS. Mainly RW/HG but also HP/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 203,903 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
These Small Hours by Koukla22 reviews
A series of OneShots that capture the pivotal and poignant moments of Ron and Hermione's relationship as it unfolds throughout the years during the small hours of the night, when darkness meets dawn. Deathly Hallows spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,102 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Turnabout's Fair Play by luvscharlie reviews
One should give as good as they get. A side piece to We Start and End with Family, but it can stand alone. Charlie/Viktor
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Charlie W., Viktor K. - Complete
Consorting with the Enemy by luvscharlie reviews
Charlie thought getting caught practicing Quidditch with a Hufflepuff was the worst that could happen. He was wrong. Charlie/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2009 - N. Tonks, Charlie W. - Complete
All I Want for Christmas is You by luvscharlie reviews
Rosie has a secret request for Father Christmas that Ron must fulfill. Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Tinsel Town by OhMyWord reviews
“I’m jealous. Was he nice? Is he as attractive up close as he is in movies?” “Yes and I wouldn’t know, but yes he’s very attractive. Really, really attractive.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,334 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Closer by Elisabeth-l reviews
Jasper comes a little closer to Bella than he is supposed to be, and makes a discovery. 'Alice gave Jasper hope... But Bella gave him humanity.' Will he keep his distance? Js/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Every Bloody Thing She Does Is Magic by BlackHawk13 reviews
I hate songfics, so I just had to write one! Ron/Hermione fluff inspired by the Police's "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic". NO lyrics included.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Doctors Day Off: a KittenMischief Contest Entry by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Carlisle and Edward go to medical school together. Edward brings Carlisle home for Thanksgiving. Sex follows. M/M interaction, very graphic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Seduction of Edward 2nd missing love scene by Amber Elm reviews
The second missing love scene from Breaking Dawn, as seen from Edward's perspective. How Bella's dream becomes reality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Magic by Rachel Tamwood reviews
Hermione finds Ron out of bed in late ours. Just a piece of plotless RHr plus Rosie Christmas fluff. RHr, family fluff. T for mentions of 'extracurricular' activities. Oneshot. Have a Merry Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Prefect Duty by The Duckster reviews
Ron/Hermione One shot of fluffy goodness
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Stormy Passion by luvscharlie reviews
A middle of the night storm sparks passion in Ron and Hermione's bedroom. Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
I'm Yours by asianpersuasion10 reviews
AH, ExB, One-Shot, Lemon. When you fall in love with your best friend, it's not always smooth sailing...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Present of All by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Bella and Edward celebrate Christmas a little early. BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Candy Cane Love by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward and Bella find some alone time over Christmas in the most unlikely of places. Part of the SmutVent Calendar! Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Not a Memory Yet by risiepookie reviews
In the months since the Battle of Hogwarts, Ron has been plagued with nightmares. Insecurities, doubts, and fears that were stirred up by wearing the locket Horcrux prevent him from moving forward. Can Hermione help save him from himself? NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,444 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Bumbling by Hydrochloric Cutie reviews
What happens when Hermione asks Ron for help? Can he step up the challenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Painting Fences by rosepddle reviews
Ficlet set mildly in the Bonded Universe. Ron and Hermione settle their differences over Muggle work.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Key To a Successful Marriage by hermionepuckle reviews
Ron regrets agreeing to no sex for a few weeks before the wedding.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Charlie Flavoured Kisses by luvscharlie reviews
In the wake of the Death Eaters' attack on the World Cup, Charlie and Tonks come together once again. Charlie/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Charlie W., N. Tonks - Complete
Life's Too Short by Iggity reviews
Thirteenth and final in my missing moments series. The war is over and Ron and Hermione have some things to talk about, not to mention time to make up for. RWHG. M for mature themes. Previously HermyandRon. I'm still the same person, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Sunday Mornings by cdunbar reviews
A lazy Sunday morning... Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Let's play a game by Rosette-Cullen reviews
While babysitting Bella when the rest of the family is on a hunting trip, Emmett gets an idea to strip-poker. When one thing leads to another, what could happen? EmXB smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
It's Good to Be Back by wtvoc reviews
all human. sequel to "welcome home". he's been gone for a week. M for Mmm hmm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,809 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Welcome Home by wtvoc reviews
all human. he's been away on a one-week business trip. rated M for Mmm... Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Finally Over by Iggity reviews
Twelfth in my missing moments. Harry was dragged all over the Great Hall after the defeat of Voldemort. After declaring their love for one another, what more is there for Ron and Hermione to say or do? Previously HermyandRon. I'm still the same person, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
What I'm Here For by Iggity reviews
Eleventh in my missing moments series. While Harry spent a half hour in Snape's memory and another half hour looking for Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest, what were Ron and Hermione doing? Other than mourning for Fred?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Chamber of Secrets by Iggity reviews
Tenth in my missing moments series. Yes, here it is; what happened down in the Chamber of Secrets? Proclamations of love? Or ... horrid secrets revealed? Chamber of Secrets indeed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
I've Got You by Iggity reviews
Ninth in my Missing Moments series. Harry, Ron and Hermione have just escaped from Gringotts on the blind dragon. But we all know how much Hermione hates flying... *Previously HermyandRon. I'm still the same person, I promise
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
I Hope So by Iggity reviews
We're back to the missing moments. Number eight in my little series: Shell Cottage. Previously HermyandRon. I'm still the same person, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Choices of the Heart by luvscharlie reviews
AU as to what happened in the tent after Ron returned in Deathly Hallows. You don't really think they just went to sleep, do you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Welcome Home, Ron by Iggity reviews
Sequel to 'Late Night Phone Calls'. Ron returns from Auror training.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Solace by rhrshipper23 reviews
After a mission goes wrong, Ron seeks solace in his family. DH spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Just the Sidekick by Iggity reviews
Seventh in my missing moments series. Ron and Hermione have a talk after visiting Xenophilius Lovegood. Previously HermyandRon. I'm still the same person, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
All's Fair in Love and War by Iggity reviews
Sixth in my missing moments series. Ron tries to talk to Hermione after returning. RWHG Previously HermyandRon. I'm still the same person, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Three Reasons by Iggity reviews
Fifth in my missing moments series. HHr. Rated M as a precaution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On The Contrary by Iggity reviews
Fourth in my missing moments series. Did Hermione catch up with Ron after he left? Previously HermyandRon. I'm still the same person, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
All That Matters by Iggity reviews
Third in my missing moments series. How Ron got his sling. RWHG Previously HermyandRon. I'm still the same person, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Palm to Palm is Holy Palmers' Kiss by Iggity reviews
DH missing moment. What happened to make it look like Ron and Hermione had fallen asleep holding hands. Previously HermyandRon. I'm still the same person, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Dance To My Heartbeat by Iggity reviews
Missing Moment number one from Deathly Hallows. Bill and Fleur's wedding. RWHG. Previously HermyandRon. I'm still the same person, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Need by iluvfanfics1 reviews
Their nightmares and demons bound them together. Their love helped them to survive. Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley knew they needed each other the trouble was in admitting it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 175,640 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Late Night Phone Calls by Iggity reviews
Outtake: Torn between hating the fact that she couldn't get to sleep and loving the fact that she now had something to do, Hermione reached out and let her hand scuttle around on the surface of her bedside table, searching for her mobile phone. *Previously HermyandRon. I'm still the same person, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Live Bed Show by Solstice Muse reviews
Harry and Ron conspire to give Hermione her sexual fantasy for Christmas...the two of them willing to do anything she wants for a whole hour. DH Epilogue compliant. Canon trio slash, yes I managed to write het slash for you! Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,982 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friends and Maybe More by Iggity reviews
Ron and Hermione have a little chat on the Burrow's front porch, and it leads to everything they could ever dream of. If only they would stop avoiding each other! RWHG Written before DH. Fluff, smut, and profanity. Previously HermyandRon. I'm still the same person, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,040 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Transitions by rosepddle reviews
This is the prequel to Bonded and Four Days...it is the story of Ron and Hermione's transition from friends to lovers. Some HG as well!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,684 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Six Foot Of Ginger Idiot by Pinky Brown reviews
Or, Ron Weasley's Year Six Diary: the whole of Half-Blood Prince from Ron's point of view. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to shake him. Winner of "Best Humour Fic" at the 2008 Reviewer's Choice Awards on FFnet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 126,584 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Understanding by KatieBell70 reviews
Mixed signals, missed chances. Hermione Granger feels as if she has spent half her life waiting to come to an understanding with Ron Weasley. Somehow, though, in all that time she never truly understood him. Could an unexpected gift change all that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,492 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Twenty Questions by Iggity reviews
Ron and Hermione play a question game. It starts out innocent enough, but soon it turns into a whirlwind of secrets neither of them ever thought they would admit to anyone! RWHG ship. Minor HPGW. M for Sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Detention by kgirl120 reviews
Ron and Hermione are given a detention for being naughty, and just get naughtier.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3528 - Favs: 8,227 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chocolate and Cream and Bossy Boots by LavenderBrown reviews
A one-shot. Ron and Hermione get stuck in the pantry. You can guess the rest. A little HG on the side. Rated R for sex and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Complete
Werewolf and Metamorph by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETED. Lupin's life changes irrevocably when he meets a young, clumsy witch named Tonks. Rated R for language, violence, sexual situations and mature themes. Spoilers for OotP. Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,238 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Hogwarts Pie by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETED! Epilogue added! Harry needs help...with women. Guess who comes along to help him out? Rated R for sex--lots of it--and language. HG pairing. FLUFF! Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,907 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/9/2003 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Anatomy of a Voyeur by mnemosyne23 reviews
At the Weasley's annual Summer Solstice Celebration, Hermione sees some sparks flying and can't seem to look away. BillFleur, with implied RonHermione. Rated R for sexual situations read disclaimer in the authors notes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter the musical: I LIKE BIG BUTTS! by Mullets4life reviews
Her follows the musical account of the day Hermione had a bit too much fun with an engorgement charm. Everyone reacts. Musically.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2002
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Lab Work reviews
John would stand far too close, his breath on Sherlock's neck as he looked through the microscope, and linger for just a tick too long while their bodies brush together.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2014
Midnight Surprise reviews
Emmett is in love with Bella, but she just happens to be engaged to Edward. On the eve of their marriage, Emmett discovers a few surprises he never saw coming. A little bit of slash, and definite lemons. AH, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Hot & Ready reviews
Bella orders, Emmett delivers... They both enjoy more than just pizza. Drabble-fic, short and sweet. PWP, basically...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Mechanical Difficulties reviews
This is not just a girl meets girl love story. This is the story of the evolution of Rosalie Hale. Rose picks Bella out of the crowd, but sometimes you have to watch what you say. Entry for the FML contest, continued into a full story. R/B AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,376 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
67 reviews
Emmett likes to treat a car like he treats a woman... with a loving hand. But what if his wife Bella misses his loving hand? AU, AH, lots of fun! O/S.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Crashing Head On reviews
Tempers flare and personalities clash as Bella cares for an injured Emmett, but does that hate translate into love? AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 103,916 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Santa Baby reviews
Bella is reluctant to fulfill Emmett's Christmas fantasy... but what will she think after? Crashing Head On outtake, but can stand alone!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
A Fair to Remember reviews
Bella and Edward reunite after years at the Clallam County Fair. Will the sparks still be there? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,103 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Consent to Release reviews
Emmett is a software programmer and Bella's a cop- how do things switch up when they're in the bedroom? Lessons and sexing and hot lovin' oh my! AH/AU/OOC/BDSM. Now being continued as a full story. Geek/Dommett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,708 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Birthday Girl reviews
It's Rachel's birthday, and Emmett has a few surprises up his sleeve for her. Happy Birthday to sererah!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Rachel, Emmett - Complete
Second Chance, First Chance reviews
Edward has loved Bella all his life, but the opportunities keep passing him by. Now he's divorced and she's widowed- will he finally take the chance he's been waiting for for 40 years? O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleeping Bella Rose reviews
A simple fairy tale of romance, magic, and that tricky spinning wheel. Twi/Sleeping Beauty crossover. This is no child's story kids!
Crossover - Twilight & Sleeping Beauty - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Aurora/Briar Rose - Complete
Firework reviews
Angela suffers from unrequited love, but soon finds out it's better to speak your heart. M for a reason! Happy Birthday to TwiOthGirly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Angela, Lauren - Complete
Masks reviews
What you want and what you're supposed to want are two different things for Edward. Bella loves him, so why isn't it enough? AH/AU/slash. E&B, E&J, B&Em. Rated M for adult themes, language, and sexual situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,205 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
It's Raining Men reviews
Bella gets a surprise of a lifetime when her bachelorette party crush turns out to be something more. Dragward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Exhibiting Behaviors reviews
Bella and Edward are rivals in college, but will the tension finally crack when they spend a little time alone? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,015 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better Than Fantasy reviews
Roommates Emmett, Jasper and Alice learn that sometimes reality is better than fantasy. Judge's choice in the PIC's Two's Company, Three's a Party Polyamorous Contest! Em/J/A AU/AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Little Sister No More reviews
Jasper has always seen her as his little sister. How can Alice convince him she's all grown up? AH/AU. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,559 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Artistic Differences reviews
Alice is an artist, and completely in love with her girlfriend, Rosalie. What happens when Rose decides to stray? AH/AU. My entry to the "To Kill a Cullen" Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
Designing Woman reviews
Esme is an interior designer and Jasper is her much younger client. Sparks will fly. O/S, smut, AU/AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Esme, Jasper - Complete
Terminal Bachelor, Famous Ladies Man reviews
Charlie Swan isn't shabby with the ladies... His mustache and handcuffs make for one powerful seduction tool. O/S. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Charlie S. - Complete
Centerfold reviews
Jealousy overtakes Emmett when he underestimates the power of Rosalie's career. AH/AU. Rated M for sexy times. O/S. Based off of "Centerfold" by The J. Geils Band.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Switch reviews
When you live forever and love for eternity, sometimes you need to switch it up. Lots of lemony goodness! PWP.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,497 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Kitchen Duty reviews
Hermione and Ron move beyond "just friends." Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,446 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
For Now reviews
Renee comes into Charlie's life, and nothing is ever the same. My entry to MissAlex's and Larin20's Stache Riders One-Shot Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Charlie S., Renée - Complete
Window of Opportunity reviews
My entry to MissAlex's and Larin20's Oneshot Lurker Challenge. A teenaged Edward takes the opportunity to admire Bella from afar... or is he closer than he may seem?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bookshop reviews
A chance meeting in a bookshop could lead to more between Jasper and Bella. AH, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,711 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Carlisle's Harem reviews
It's good to be the king. Series of sexy one-shots featuring the good Doctor Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
I Think I Love You reviews
Ron reflects on his burgeoning feelings for Hermione. DH. Canon. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Strip Search reviews
Challenge the law, and there will be consequences. LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Up Against the Wall reviews
It's been awhile for Ron and Hermione, and they make up for lost time. LEMON.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Intimacy reviews
Ron and Hermione relax together after a long day. Post DH, Pre-Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Moving In reviews
Ron manages to distract Hermione. Lemon-y goodness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Freudian Slip reviews
A follow up to "I Love You, Hermione." Ron spends some time with his dream girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
I Love You, Hermione reviews
Hermione needs some alone time after hearing an off-handed confession.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Lost in Confusion reviews
Hermione can't understand Ron's sudden hostility. HBP, canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Slap in the Face reviews
Ron struggles to deal with his emotions after a startling revelation. HBP, canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete