Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist.
Hey It's ram Of the forest, yes yes the same person I just tweeked my pen name due to someone I knew(who I never wanted to find me) found me. There were repercussions.
I am 23, Hispanic, female, and i live in a tiny microbe of a town in Texas!!
I Love Yaoi and i'm ok with het in small doses... yuri i've never really seen so i cant really judge. I live with my Step-Mother. I call her step-mother, not because she married my dad (which she didnt), because she was my mothers girlfriend for like 11 years and helped raised me. I live with her because my mom decided to move to Austin, Tx and i didnt want to move.
OK GUYS IM SO SORRY FOR THE FACT THAT I HAVNT BEEN ON IN A FEW YEARS!!!! MY LAPTOP PHYSICALLY BROKE AND I TRULY HAVNT HAD ANY TIME TO GET IT FIXED! BUT I WILL GET IT FIXED AND FINISH KIRENARUTO I PROMISE!
Things pertaining to fanfic.net:
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CHANGE THE GENDER OF A CHARACTER JUST SO THAT A PAIRING ISNT YAOI!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Pairings I love:
SasuNaru: Heck Yes this pairing kicks ass and it shouldn't be anyother way! Sasunaru Just work and they belong together. You cant live without reading this pairing at least once in your life.
GaaLee: Hehe this one is so cute. I became to love this one after their battle with Kimimaro. My friend brought this pairing to my attention and now it shall forever be a favorite.
KakaIru: This pairing is always a good one. They just work well together. I read somewhere that this pairing is the favorite out of all the other pairings.
GrimmIchi: This one suprised me it totally came out of nowhere and now im trully hooked! Gah they need to bring Grimm back into the manga and soon cuz im dying here... i miss him T-T.
RoyEd: Man this pairing is soooooo Hott! They are awesome together.
Ouran High School Host Club:
TamaKyou: heh this one just plain rocks. I loved that one episode where they met.
The twins: Its the only incest pairing that I like. All the others make me shudder
MoriHunny: squee this is sooooooo kawaii. Sure hunny looks like a kid but it's so sweet.
HajiKai: They're both very hott and it just totally works. I love how different they are... i tend to love the pairings where the couple clash in personality.
SolomonSaya: OMG i love this pairing. It's sooo awesome(omg i almost cried when he died)
After School Nightmare:
SouIchijo: I'm not exactly sure if this can be considered Yaoi but either way its my favorite.
ShitoChika: sigh They're both just so fucking hott. I love when they fight, its so cute.
KyoYuki: Even though they're cousins I think that this is a really good pairing and the whole cat rat thing just makes it so kawaii!
SesshKag: This is one of the few het pairings that I love. When i first saw the show i totaly when straight to this pairing instead of InuKag.
LeluSuza: Seriously this paring is just a given. They used to be friends now they fight to the death for what they believe in... it was meant to be!!
(And a lot more for diff mangas but they are'nt that important)
Harry Potter(yeah i'm a totally nerd for this book):
HarryDraco: They're like night and day but it's perfect and has good material for a plotline. Drarry forever!!
SnapeSirius: Yeah this pairing suprised me too. I thought it was kinda weird at first but i came to love it (I cracked up when i read threesomes with Remus)
SnapeLucius: That pimp cane has just GOT to make things kinky.
RikuSora: AWWW this one is kawaii and hott at the same time. I mean come ON its destiny!
AxelRoxas: This was practically cannon. Seriously when i played the game and Axel was like "I would miss you" i squeeled and was like "AHHH a pairing!!" They are eachother's sombodies (lol PUN)
AxelDemyx: I didnt even like this pairing until "Demyx Time" (if you dont know what that is than leave immediately and go to youtube) that show was funny and made me love them together... and it also made me realize the whole 'Mansex' thing.
Labyrinth: OMG! This movie is the shit!! GAH if you haven't seen it then i suggest that YOU GO FUCKING WATCH IT RIGHT NOW!! XDDDD
Jareth/Sarah: Uh DUH!! This is the only het pairing that i am not ashamed of worshipping (lol). I mean COME ON, David Bowie is so damn fuckable as Jareth and he does absolutely everything for her, he's HOTT, he can sing, he wears leather, and he has a freakin riding crop!!
Cross-overs in my opinion
I personally actually like crossovers, if they're done tastefully. The cross-overs that i have read:
Harry Potter/Naruto: These cross-overs kick ass because they are a lovely joining of two of my most favorite generes
Inuyasha/Fruits Basket: I've ony ever read one of these but it was pretty good.. even though the pairings were a little weird (InuKyo, YukiSango, NarakuAkito, HatoriKikyo the bitch herself, SesshAyaOMG that's narcissistic, MomijiRin kinda cute, HatsuKag grrr, MirokuShigure that one was just plain funny) If it sounds good to you than the name is "Inuyasha Basket".
Kingdom Heart/anything: i read one where they go off to other worlds and those worlds ended up being like five diff awesome animes.
Harry Potter/FMA: Hellz yeah!! i've read a few of this one and i totally love it.
Other Random Stuff:
SasuNaru or SasuSaku?
Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke
Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke
Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura
Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE
When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.
Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke
Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.
Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II
Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.
It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.
Original List Written by "Tesina Gela Gardner"
(AINT IT ALL THE TRUTH!!)
THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Probably Sasuke.. he's strong and kick ass. Naruto cuz he's hott after time skip. And maybe Garra.. he so sexy.
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? OH come on i just spent two hours writing then rewriting them.
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? YAOI heck yes!! Hentai is ok but i'm not obsessed.
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Oh i want to but i wouldn't fit as any of them. T-T
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. i have these keychains that are sasuke, naruto, gaara, and lee and i like to pair them up and giggle... but either then that nothing. i hope to remedy that soon.
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? ummm...Neji he's pretty hott!
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? UGH neither NaruHina is sacrelige and KibaHina is just a backup pairing
8) Sasu...Saku or SasuNaru? SASUNARU all the fucking way!!
9) Which team is your favorite? umm... 7 i guess... it has saskue, Naruto, AND kakashi.. thats a smex cocktail
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) uh no!! hello i do read the manga. I thought it would be cool at first but nah.. Madara is better.
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? UH COME on do U read the manga?! Its proven!!
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi... cuz he turns out to be a good guy
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro mosly... but sometime i detest him. When he comes back to the village and sexes up Naruto THEN i'll adore him.
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? =-= i kinda skipped all the fillers before shippuden. -: They werent full of SasuNaru-ness
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? hell yeah!! I check once a week for an update
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? lol probably... heh OMG he does XD
17) Sub or dub? Sub. The dub sucks. Naruto's voice sounds like he has phlem stuck in his throat.
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTI!! She's a fucking bitch that should be Rasen-Shuriken/Chidori Nagasai -ed untill she's little slut peices.
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Cute absolutely cute and funny.
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? no i've just been answering all these Tobi questions without knowing who he is. Come On! -_-
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? LOL Omg im laughing so hard!! He is NOT sexy!
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Naruto hands down.. Who doesnt imagine him with pigtails , eyeliner and a school girl outfit
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? He's kick ass!! He's comic relief and he's with smexy gaara
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? um... Naruto. He seems really hot when he's serious or pissed. Can u imagine him looking at Sasuke with his pretty blue eyes and demanding him to get on his knees (nosebleed central)
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? -_- i'm not even gonna answer that
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? YEP!! i prefer to write them
27) Do you like lemons? yeah... sometime i get in the mood where i need a good scene of SasuNaru on a kitchen table to make me feel better.
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? kinda... I try to explain the show to them when they catch me watching it.
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? OMG i thought that not that many people knew about it!!
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? HELLZ yeah i have.
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Sadly no...
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? lol yeah!! i had a sketchbook and this guy i had a crush on saw it and asked if i would draw the sexy no jutsu for him. I didnt like him that much after that.
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? LOL yeah...
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? cough maybe
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I dont have a penny to my name.
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? OMG YES!! someone needs to write it!! (kishimoto) and then publish it in English and it turn out to be SasuNaru
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No... that would be horrible
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? OF course. cough it's all SasuNaru... and it gets kinda racey
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? EWWW no he has man lipstick.
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? No... i dislike OCs they usually end up as mary-sues or they tick me off cuz they have a crush on either sasu or naru and thats a no no
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? HEH Yeah it's all consuming and i dont care
If i dont call you
When i walk away from you mad
When i stare at your mouth
When i push you or hit you
When i start cussing at you
When im quiet
When i ignore you
When i pull away
When you see me at my worst
When you see me start crying
When you see me walking
When i'm scared
When i lay my head on your shoulder
When i grab at your hands
When i tease you
When i dont answer for a long time
When i look at you with doubt
When i say that i like you
When i bump into you
When i tell you a secret
When i look at you in your eyes
When i miss you
When you break my heart
When i say its over
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
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