Evil-Clowns-Rule
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Joined 10-15-08, id: 1717781, Profile Updated: 09-12-13
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Host, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Death Note.

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Hi everybody, my name for your sake is Evil-Clowns-Rule. This is not only because of the creeps that stalk people through the internet, but also because of the fact that I have a very unique and random name. I am a teenager, female, and have brown hair. that's all your getting from me! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!

R.I.P. Daddy's Little Cannibal. If you knew her or were a fan of her work, you know how hard this is. Her fanfiction was original and amazingly good, and her novel ideas were even better. She will be missed by everyone who knew her or knew of her; she was a legend.she was killed by a drunk driver we will miss you rip

-smile-

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me.
Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

friends visit you in jail, good friends bail you out of jail, best friends are sitting next to you saying "DUDE! that was amazing!"

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

friends give you their umbrella when it is raining, best friends steal yours and scream back at you "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway.

It was never love that broke her heart it was losing that love that tore her apart.

'I love you' is eight letters. And so is 'bullshit'

friends comfort you when you're rejected, best friends walk up to him in a public place and say loudly "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I can't cry hard enough for you to hear me.

boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and easy to replace.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

friends help you move, best friends help you move the body.

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head

No tresspassing. Violaters will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

friends tell you you're too good for him when your dumped, best friends call him up and say "You're gonna die in seven days."

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

When life gives you lemons, stomp on it and say it was fun.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?

Smile. It confuses people.

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity

So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

friends ask you why you're crying, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.

No I won't go to hell! They have a restaining order against me!

friends hide you from the cops, best friends are probably the reason you're running from them in the first place.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

Mello shoots anyone who calls him a girl, I shoot any bitch who touches my chocolate. Let the battle begin.

When life gives you lemons, go to someone whose life has given vodka and have a party!

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

people are like slinkies, completely useless, but oddly entertaining to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like lava lamps: Fun to look at but not very bright

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

You were born an original... don't die a copy.

Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway

A day without sunshine is like... night.

When life gives you lemons, squirt it in someone's eyes and say their life is worse.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.

God, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Stand for something, or you'll fall for anything.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I'm as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest

friendship is like pissing yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feel it.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Have you ever wondered which hurts most: Saying something and wishing you hadn’t; or saying nothing and wishing you had?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

"Go forth and set the world on fire." screw the metaphorical, literal all the way

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love

Nobody talks to that guy. But let me tell you something. Every job I ever had in my life, I talk to that guy. I'd talk to him, I'd find him on purpose and I'd have little chit-chats with him, and I'd be very interested and be like, "By the way, here's a Snickers, that's for you. Peanuts, caramel, put that in your mouth, enjoy that." You know why I talk to that guy? Because when that day finally comes, and he snaps, and he comes into work with a sawed-off shotgun, walkin' through the halls (gunfire noises) and he finally gets to my office, he's gonna be like, "Thanks for the candy." (continues shooting) You laugh now, but you know Monday morning, you're gonna be like, "heyyy, Marcus!" - Dane Cook

don't piss me off, go find a bathroom.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

friends let you make an idiot of yourself in public, best friends are next to you making an idiot of themselves too

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit

How is it possible to have a civil war?

friends will help you find your way when you're lost, best friends will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

friends will help you learn to drive, best friends will help you roll the car into a lake to collect the insurance money

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

When life gives you lemons, ask for a lime.

Stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

friends go with you to a concert, best friends help you devise a plan to kidnap the band

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

Yeah, I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

Why is it, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?

Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional

Don't judge a book by its movie

Sometimes you put walls up, not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

Went to a party Mom...

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mom!'
So I love you and goodbye.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair drier at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and paste it onto your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot off with a great big crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,

Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,

I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy I ran as fast as I could,

When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,

And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Pass this around,

I'd be happy if you could,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye"

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

So why bother?

My name is Sarah, I am but three,

My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made, My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up, All the day long

When I awake, I'm all alone

The house is dark, My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just, One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!, I just heard a car

My daddy is back, From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse, My name he call

I press myself, Against the wall.

I try and hide, From his evil eye

I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping, He shouts ugly words,

He says it’s my fault, That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me, And yells at me more,

I finally get free, And I run for the door.

He's already locked it, And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream, But it's now much too late

His face has been twisted, Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain, Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!, Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops, And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah, And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and clean your teeth.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow, bitch!"

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

20. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

21. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

Things to remember about Hogwarts from past experiences (from the profile of Miss Patty-Cake Joy Dazzel)

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class

4) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

5) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

6) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

7) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

8) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

9) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

10) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

11) Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.

12) No combination of these is acceptable.

13) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

14)I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

15) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

16) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

17) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

18) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

19) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

20) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

21) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

22) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

23) I will not walk around hissing at my pet snake while telling everyong we are in a debate over wherther or not to open the Chamber of Secrets.

24) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

25) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

26) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

27) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

28) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

29) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

30) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

31) The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

32) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

33) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

34) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

35) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

36) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

37)Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.

38) There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man". Even if I do conjure him up.

39) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

40) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

41) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

42) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

43) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

44) I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.

45) I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

46) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

47) If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change

48) I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

49) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

50)The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

51) Especially in reference to Dolores Umbridge.

52) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell

53) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

54) I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.

55) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

56) I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

57) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

58) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

59) I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.

60) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself weeks before graduating high school. It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S FUCKED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS.

The Little Boy's Doll

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your phone?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

Are you a 90's kid?

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Cat Dog -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .

You know you live in 2013 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a facebook or twitter

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

A Dads Poem

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say.
What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone.
And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all.
About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls.
There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats.
One by one the teacher called a student from the class.
To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare.
Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.
"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.
"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom
And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak.
And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away.
But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know.
All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so.
He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike.
He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone.
And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone.
'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart
I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"
With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest.
Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.
And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears.
Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life.
Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd.
She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star.
And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.
You see he was a fireman and died just this past year
When airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."
And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.
And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise.
A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside.
Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.
"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.
And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt.
Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed.
But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.
And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star.
And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then a lifetime to forget them.

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you can recite the Jedi Code by memory copy and paste this to your profile.

Join the "Save the Pavement" foundation, and help preserve slabs of concrete everywhere from bodies that fall from great heights! Copy and Paste this into your Profile if you want to save the pavement as well!

If you absolutely REFUSE to grow up copy this into your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a great and unrequited liking to Death Note and the great and Awesome L, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are a yaoi fangirl and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. ARRR!!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alcohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. (I get to the point were I can't breathe. At all.)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Put this on your profile if you love the Joker and have started saying his lines for no reason!

Put this on your profile if you cried when you saw 'Dedicated to Heath Ledger' at the end of The Dark Knight.

The Akatsuki is secretly a model agency, 8/9 are sexy, coincidence? copy this onto your profile if you agree.

Am I the only one that's ever wondered if when Deidara sleeps his hands drool too? copy if you think so

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you wish you had a Deathnote, copy this to your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
MOM was your hero
and DAD was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when WAR was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

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(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

I've got a little thing to say to all my friends.

If you cry, I cry...

If you laugh, I laugh...

If you fight, I fight...

If you jump off a cliff...I'm gonna miss you

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My Lady Sakura by therealesther reviews
AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
I Swear by Lord Jashin Follower reviews
Edward Elric goes to Hogwarts. His mission? To protect Harry Potter and his friends. Edward struggles to figure out the truth behind magic, and when he does, betrayals are revealed, secrets discovered, and lives hang in the balance. RoyEd! DMHP HPxFMA
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,777 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P., Edward E.
Muse by Ellyphant reviews
She promised to be his forever, as long as he spared her sisters life. Now she is the inspiration for his art, she is what he fights for. She is his muse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 76 - Words: 200,593 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Deidara - Complete
His Weakness by meganthegleek reviews
Blaine knew he had to tell Kurt at some point in his life, but he never expected it to be so soon; all he wanted was for Kurt to meet his family. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Place to Belong by mischieflover reviews
Mollie is living successfully in Gotham City... she's alive. Full Summary Inside! Please RR. Rated T for language and violence later on.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,822 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
The Dark Mark by Eyes that are Windows to the Soul reviews
AU OOC. After a troubling summer and her best friends deserting her, Hermione turns to the one thing she has left, getting the Dark Mark. Warning: Rape, character death, betrayal and Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,882 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Psyche by Artemis Queen of the Stars reviews
She was nothing, just a random girl who was kidnapped to help him escape Batman. Who could imagine that'd he'd break her mind and she'd give up everything for him? Forget Becky Albright, meet Psyche, the real Mistress of Fear. JC/OC Nolanverse
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,300 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Jump Then Fall by Psychedelic-City reviews
Kurt has finally decided to put Finn behind him. When a quirky new hipster moves to Lima from NYC, he discovers that starting fresh is a lot easier than he thought... then again, when you're 16 and gay in a small town, nothing is ever easy. Kurt/OC
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,139 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Like Father Like Daughter by CuriTeaist reviews
Deb discovers Dexter's secret and has a choice to make.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Debra M., Dexter M. - Complete
Silent Rain by The Flying Taco reviews
A little poem I wrote to illustrate what could have happened to Naruto had no one helped him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8157 - Favs: 15,383 - Follows: 6,520 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Would You? by The Telepathic Hawk reviews
Kurt Hummel is killed in a tragic accident and Puck, of all people, has the opportunity to change his fate. But, is he strong enough to do so when he can't even admit his love for Kurt? Established closeted relationship. Kurt/Puck
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,730 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Jokers Wild by Chanandaler Bong reviews
Ch 73 is finally up! Bruce Wayne has hired Giada DiMarco to be his crime psychoanalyst. But what happens if she falls in love with the man her boss is trying to defeat? Joker/OC PLEASE R&R!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 195,257 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 8/4/2008
Rescue Me Therapy by blankdreamer reviews
Sakura kissed Sasuke on the cheek, "Life is wonderful." She gave Ino chocolate, "You're beautiful." She gave Neji and Hinata a hug, "There is hope." She gave Naruto a smiley face sticker, "To be happy is a gift." She handed Tenten a clip, "Be who you are.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,058 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Books by Klei reviews
Naruto and Sakura have an argument over which series of novels is better, "Harry Potter" or "Inheritence"/Eragon. As such, they decide to ask Sasuke... Of whose answer is the exact opposite of what anyone would expect. Crackfic, oneshot, no pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Breaking Inside by ChocoProdigy reviews
Mello had always tried to see what Near had been hiding, but he had not expected this of all things. Perhaps the over-emotional blonde had overlooked something that was quite obvious from the start. MxN, rather fluffy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Death Note: Blue Rose, Jasmine's Story by L's-Blue-Rose reviews
Jasmine is a young girl who has been abused by her father. When he is found dead the next morning, she is sent to Wammy's House and meets some interesting people. But some people have deadly interests. LxOC. Possible sequel. Rated T for Teen.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,524 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - L - Complete
Marriage Counseling by Midnight-in-Russia reviews
The Fuhrer has had enough of Roy and Ed's fighting. It's time to take a course of action! What does he have up his sleeve? Eventual RoyEd. WiP. Not sure of the rating, so I'm putting "T" for now. Probably won't be updated very regularly.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,698 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Broke It by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Hidan likes it rough, and sometimes Kakuzu forgets his own strength. KakuHidan. Drabble thing, half lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
What He Should Have Been by SunnyRea reviews
--written for the lgbtfest on LJ-- When Ianto was a little girl all he wanted was to be able to wear his father's suits. Now he does, but his family doesn't want anything to do with him.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Puppet Love by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Poetry. SasoDei. Deidara thinks about Sasori and his puppets, and wishes his Danna could love him like he loves his puppets. Rating to be safe. Second chap is fanfic. Happy ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Rain by Kame-tan reviews
The rain can symbolize many things for many people. This is a short fic on how some of the FMA characters think and feel about the rain. Better than it sounds. NOW COMPLETED
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
Scream by xXMidnight-ShadowXx reviews
A needed to scream. He's just so sick of all of the things he had to do to become someone he doesn't even know. He never wanted to be L's successor in the first place, but they forced him to be. It's all their fault he's dead.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - A - Complete
BB's Nursery Rhyme by IKilledMisa reviews
This is just a little spin off of the nursery rhyme '1,2 Buckle my Shoe'.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2009 - BB - Complete
Sweets by Silver Simplicity reviews
Chief Yagami and Matsuda are standing outside L and Light's room. What EXACTLY do they hear?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/10/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7840 - Favs: 7,393 - Follows: 4,128 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Story of Benign Birthday by Timekeeper101 reviews
Chronicles the early life of Beyond Birthday's little sister. Torn between her love for brother and his superior, how will she cope? Must she really choose just one...? Includes content from Another Note and major spoilers thereof. LxOC. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2009 - L, BB - Complete
the unsung heroes by BlackElement7 reviews
And we are the unsung, the heroes unknown. We die in the shadows and fade with the dawn, and you do not know us, but we have been here. A child muses as Naruto and Pein's battle destroys the Academy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Did You Say Uzumaki? by Magic Shade reviews
Jiraiya searches for the one named Uzumaki Naruto, but finds so much more. A touching tale of the humanity that strings us all together. A OneShot about Romance, Our Friends, and Everything that connects us. I would recommend reading it. 3/10: Minor Fixes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Sunburn by KitandMip reviews
Near learns that every sunburn has a silver lining. Fluffy, kissing.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2009 - L, Near - Complete
Mistletoe by KitandMip reviews
L was used to being alone on Christmas. Light was going to change that. Kissing, oneshot, fluffy.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Clean by moodiful819 reviews
Sakura is fourteen when her hands begin shaking.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Five Days by neech reviews
Sakura turns to give him that little smile- the smile he'd last seen when she was twelve, and damn it hurts to see it; she's eighteen and his student is dead. A take on what might have happened if she had followed Sasuke in defection. AU -KakaSaku-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
His Secret and His Revenge by SlytherinDearie reviews
It's a different story in his eyes. 'The Joker's Secret' and 'Revenge of the Joker' from The Joker's POV. Joker/OC. Nolanverse.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,214 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Joker - Complete
Mistletoe by shuddup123 reviews
L is in love with Light. And Christmas is the only way to show Light how he feels. LxLight chrismas one-shot. Fluff!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
His Dancer by shadowxofxdarkness reviews
Luna, secretary to Mr. Wayne, is becoming bored with life. Her life gets a new surprise when the Joker becomes interested in her. Will we see a new side to the Joker? OCXJoker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,762 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Joker - Complete
A Moment of Weakness by GorimJr reviews
Shawn and Jules experiance a moment of weakness. Will Jules act on it, or will she allow Shawn's heart to break? Not nearly as angsty as it sounds, believe me.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Office Hours by Torchwood Tea Girl reviews
All Ianto wanted to do was do his job in peace, but there's never any peace when Captain Jack Harkness is around. Will Ianto ever get his work done? Oneshot, Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Joker Inside by ToffeeRose reviews
A poem written at 10 past 11pm Please R&R
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
The Joker's Daughter by ToffeeRose reviews
The Joker has returned, he has a daughter and a new plan. Who is The demonic pair's next target? Can the Batman save them in time?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Why by Kage kioku aji tenshi reviews
it wasn’t about the number 13 at all, the number was 14. L.A. B.B. murders, Lower case after capitol L after B 13 1, Upper case B looks like 13 lower case looks like a 1 13 1 14, 14 years was all he L had left. Why Beyond Birthday really killed those th
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/15/2008 - BB, L - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 3,884 - Follows: 955 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face by Kantayra reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hold Me by Alien ABC's reviews
The life of L Lawliet, in eight hugs.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - L - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7697 - Favs: 9,057 - Follows: 2,559 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mean Something by Timekeeper101 reviews
One-shot starring L and an OC. What happens when L meets a prostitute? Humorous and dramatic. Rated T for innuendos and references, but there are no graphic scenes or language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2008 - L - Complete
Go To Bed by WhyIsARavenLikeAWritingDesk reviews
She was just invisible. LxOC
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2008 - L - Complete
Name and Face by Alien ABC's reviews
Through the eyes of the shinigami, he saw Mihael Keehl, 502209. But what did he see through the eyes of a parent?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Soichiro Y., Mello - Complete
Toughest Critic by Caz Malfoy reviews
Any performers at the theatre must impress their toughest critics, Ianto Jones and Jack Harkness...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Everything Burns by Moniker reviews
COMPLETE! When an unstoppable supernatural being threatens the people of Gotham, can Batman bring himself to turn to his arch nemesis for help in bringing down the beast to save them? Joker/OC pairing and *very* minimal Batman/Joker slash
Batman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,772 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Jump by blackdragonflower reviews
I don't ever want to lose him. He's my life, even though I've never spoken those words aloud. And here we are standing so close. One more step and we could both topple over the edge. And I may never see him again. The pavement stained with blood... MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Revenge of The Joker by SlytherinDearie reviews
Jack and Genesis Napier thought and hoped they had finally conquered The Joker. They were wrong. Sequel to "The Joker's Secret." Joker/OC. Nolanverse
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Joker - Complete
Can You See Me? by AestheticAcoustic reviews
AU Deidara's heart is failing and he has less than six months to live. Surgery could save him, but it's expensive. Can he get a kiss from his crush, Sasori Akasuna, before it's too late? Full summary inside. SasoDei. Lemons. Complete! SEQUEL DELETED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,043 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Drunk by KitandMip reviews
L and Light get drunk. Very drunk. Lemon ensues LxLight, lemon, don't like, don't read.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5493 - Favs: 6,495 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Monday's Child by BeautifulFiction reviews
“There was a rhyme: some silly children's song about destiny based on the day of their birth.” Roy/Ed slant.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Hands Down by Marine L. Girard reviews
AU-ish. Matt meets a strange girl in the local Los Angeles Game Stop. Their conversation ends up with him giving her his phone number. Later, what happens when she calls him up for the first time right before he gets shot? Rating for language. MattxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,838 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Matt - Complete
What they couldn't teach by Crazy4Moony reviews
When Matt had been younger, he'd always wondered what love was like. All three of his fathers try to explain-but only L can explain in a way he understands, and only Mello can show him that it's real.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2008 - [Matt, Mello] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Goblin King by Lucillia reviews
The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 111 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Jareth, Harry P. - Complete
Hi, I'm Deidara by InukoYoukai55 reviews
This is another sad poem,it focuses on the sad life of Deidara. Note: He never joined Akatsuki. The summary is inside, please R&R! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Deidara - Complete
Begging and Pleading by SasuneUchiha reviews
Light-kun has a choice. I don't want to lose Light-kun. A LxLight OneShot Fluff apparently C:
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/21/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Childhood Hell by BlackElement7 reviews
He takes a tentative step into this world that she calls her mind. Sakuracentric, Kakashi's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kooky by Doc Scratch reviews
Quillsh Wammy may not have told his family he was acting as Watari, but his niece quickly figures it out and decides upon revenge. Man, is Kira ever in for a surprise. DN Addams Family Crossover ON HIATUS indefinitely.
Crossover - Death Note & Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Light Y., Wednesday A. - Complete
Silent Songs by Caz Malfoy reviews
Sometimes he sang to her. She could hear his voice in her head, singing words to ancient songs belonging to a time long forgotten in beautiful lilting tones.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Face of Boe, Jack H. - Complete
Something is Cracking by Pirate Perian reviews
Deb catches Dexter in the act. Spoilers for all of season 2.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,689 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Water Through a Rusted Pipe by Pirate Perian reviews
Deb sees a side of her brother that she's never seen before, and asks some awkward questions. Dexter, in answering them, decides to experiment with truth.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Open Road by Phoenix.G.Fawkes reviews
‘When his world comes crashing down, there’s no explosion, no thunder.’ A ‘what if Dexter gets caught?’ fic. Dexter/Debra. Adult content.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 153 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Under the Snake's Skin by ckret2 reviews
Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,032 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Orochimaru, Hiruzen S.
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 2,444 - Follows: 527 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Evanescent Perfection by J-Pop Princess reviews
It was just a simple mission followed by a simple night an inn on her way home, but the man she met there would suddenly become entangled in her life in a way she never expected. What will she do when faced with a choice between loyalty and love? LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,062 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
My Son Has Lost His Mind by weiss kittyn reviews
In L's absence, Raito picks up a few new habits. Souichiro finds himself scarred for life. A mild attempt at humor
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Turn Your Back, Look Away and Blink by Lumendea reviews
Rose Tyler has been living in her alternate world for five years until she encounters the weeping angels who send her back to November 1, 1913 before the universe split. John/Rose/Ten Reunion story, AU Human Nature and Family of Blood. Now revised.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,592 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Everything burns by NoNameNeeded reviews
Idea came from the song by Anastacia. Uzumaki Naruko is sick and tired of everyone constantly making her life a living hell. However, that'll just make that day all the more enjoyable, that day when she will finally take instead of her giving. OneShot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Sin of Defiance by RobinRocks reviews
Alternate Ep 25: Rem won't be so easily beaten by Light Yagami, but where does that leave L? At Light's mercy, of course. Dark LightxL. Cowritten with AutumnDynasty.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,128 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Our Voice by ckret2 reviews
After Gaara becomes Kazekage, he hopes to mend the damaged alliance between Sand and Leaf. Several Konoha ambassadors are invited to Sunagakure for the New Year, one them being Hinata. She and Gaara soon realize how much they have in common. [GaaraHinata]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,779 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Traitorious Uchiha and the Kitsune Vessel by Dragon Ruler 06 reviews
Something had happened to Naruto, and because of it, he carries a child. He leaves for Konoha and joins that Akatsuki. Will it be as bad as he originally thought? ItaNaru onesided SasuNaru LeeSaku NejiGaa KibaHina ShinoKan ShikaTemari KakaIru MPREG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,713 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Last Chance For Salvation by ckret2 reviews
Thoughts move fast when Death is near, and time slows to give the doomed a last glimpse of his life. In Voldemort's final seconds, he is forced to come to terms with his own mortality, and gets one more shot at his own redemption. [DH spoilers. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Little Angel Child by Kaluki reviews
He died years ago, but his wings are too small to fly with the Angels, so he waits on earth until he's shed his downy feathers. How does an Angel learn to fly?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Superheroes by Luminescent Wolf reviews
Everything Light fought for, risked his life for, was crushed. The moment he got what he wanted, he realized he didn't even believe in it anymore. Contains spoilers from Episode 25 Chapter 58. No pairing?. Childhood flashback, OneShot Review, yes?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 282 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Cordial Correspondence by ckret2 reviews
After that mess with Akatsuki, Lee sends Gaara a letter to make sure he's doing well. Gaara's less than grateful. His siblings try to 'teach' letter answering etiquette to the Kazekage, with some rather unfortunate side effects. [Oneshot, light GaaraLee]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 743 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Shame and Fame by ckret2 reviews
The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Torune, Itachi U. - Complete
A Very Merry Kissmas by duh its me reviews
It's Christmas and Roy receives a rather SMALL, PETITE, LITTLE package from a certain SMALL, PETITE, LITTLE person.You can probably guess what happens next. WARNING Roy x Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Cheesy pick up lines by TIBryant reviews
For the life of me, I never thought hitting on Near with cheesy pick up lines that never work would have such an effect. Matt x Near oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Matters of Honor by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry thinks up a plan to deal with those unpleasent aspects of Hogwarts life. School is in session less than hour before one man is dead and another headed for Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 301 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 280 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Why is Harry Smiling? by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
To Hate Love by ckret2 reviews
Ryuk is annoyed over the limitations of the Death Note rules. Especially XXXVI. RyukRem, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Ryuk, Rem - Complete
Crimson Tears by EmbeRain reviews
A look into the darker side of Hermione Granger. A poem she wrote one day while sitting alone in the library, feeling particularly depressed about everything thats happening around her, and too her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
On His Own Terms by Snitwick reviews
Long ago Naruto made Sakura a promise to bring Sasuke back. He's determined never to give up, even if he tears them both apart in the process. ItaNaru. Spoilers up to chapter 303. Character death. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Here Comes Sesshomaru by Ritz-Myst-Sekamu reviews
We got bored. End of story. Sung to the tune of Here Comes Santa Claus. Merry Christmas! Works best if imagined sung by choir of children, ages 8 through 10.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 466 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Crossing of Two Worlds Take Two by vaderisgod reviews
I've seen lots of fics with Hermione marrying Snape or Draco but none with her marrying Voldemort - so here it is - HGLV - What will Harry think?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,235 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Triangle Prophecy by Barb LP reviews
Harry and Malfoy figure in a Prophecy about Voldemort's fall. Conclusion to the Psychic Serpent Trilogy. Chapters 16, 17 and 18 UP! [PLEASE SEE AUTHOR INFO FOR IMPORTANT NOTE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 347,868 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Wish by GinRyu-chan reviews
Sasuke's been chased by his fan-girls again, this time resulting in him hiding in a tree where people writes their wsihes. Now Naruto's been ignoring Sasuke...what could Naruto have wished for that has him avoiding Sasuke? One-Shot, Shonen-ai SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Complete
The Cupboard by enahma reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 185 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Time of Good Intentions by Barb LP reviews
(or: The Last Temptation of Harry Potter) Sequel to Harry Potter & the Psychic Serpent. Harry's 6th year. Is giving Harry exactly what he wants Voldemort’s ultimate revenge? [COMPLETE!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 415,659 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 4/3/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Psychic Serpent by Barb LP reviews
WINNER OF THE 2002 GOLDEN QUILL AWARD IN THE ROMANCE CATEGORY! Alternate Harry's 5th yr. He gets a snake who has the Sight. Romantic entanglements, Animagus training, house-elf liberation, giants, Snape's Pensieve and more! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 331,618 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 5/19/2001 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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Good Enough reviews
DISCONTINUED!Bella was changed by Laurent and Victoria after Edward left. What will she do? What will her powers be?Most importantly, will she ever find Edward? Better than it sounds. Rated T for language, lime, violence, cutting, and possible MURDER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,325 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Siren reviews
Bella Swan is a super human consumed by darkness and called The Siren. Edward Masen is Batman. He is determined to catch her and throw her in jail where she belongs. T for violence, language, and murder.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Antanasia reviews
She was always considered a waste of space. Even at Whammy's she was never noticed. That gave her the advantage. Now at the age of 24 she is going to prove to everyone that she is worth something. By solving the kira case before L can. L/OC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - L
Shrieks and Giggles reviews
Chastity: I realized something as I looked at the teardrops I had just carved in my face. The Joker was right. life was a game, why not have fun; Don't play by anybody's rules except your own; good guys ruin all the fun; and absolutely everything burns.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Joker
Cleaning it up reviews
What if Wanderer couldn't stop thinking about the blood so she went back and cleaned it up? ONE-SHOT!
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda - Complete