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Joined 10-16-08, id: 1717926, Profile Updated: 05-03-17
Author has written 30 stories for Monk, Dilbert, Frankenweenie, Big Bang Theory, Bill Nye The Science Guy!, A Walk to Remember, Princess Diaries, NCIS, Fairy Tales, Party Of Five, and Big Hero 6.

Here are some pieces of advice I have for you:

Don't play with matches. Matches are so lazy, they will not even try to beat you.

Never try to shoplift. Shops are way too heavy, even for Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Stay in school. You will lower rush hour traffic congestion, conserve energy, and never have to worry about being late for your first class.

Keep your eyes on your own paper. You don't know where other people's paper has been.

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The Pharmacy Purchase Predicament by bigbangenthusiast reviews
Amy's purchase creates a stir when she runs into two women from her past.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/9 - Complete
The Gospel of Peace by frustratedscientist94 reviews
We are all born of sin. Riley Andersen was no different. When Riley's friend, Maggie invites her to a revival at her church, she'll make a life altering choice, but can she handle the responsibility of her choice? I will now continue.
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 10/10/2016 - OC, Riley, Riley's Emotions, Riley's Dad
You Are Lisa Simpson by Vulcangirl24 reviews
How the epic series should end.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/12/2016 - Lisa S. - Complete
White Out by meguhanu reviews
What if Sue had gotten to Carrie on time at the prom? What would have happened if the blood spilled on Sue instead of Carrie? This is another alternate version if Sue saved Carrie from a horrible humiliating prank at the Black Prom. ONE SHOT!
Carrie - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/10/2015
Going Dark by Sciencefictionsquirrel reviews
As the end of Riley's life draws near, the Emotions handle their final tasks and reflect on the life they helped Riley live. (One-shot, Character Death, of course.)
Inside Out - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Riley, Riley's Emotions - Complete
Jesus, my King and Saviour for all eternity by thornfulroses reviews
I just wanted to share some of my thoughts about Jesus with you :)
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/6/2014
Hero Speech by Tohdoh reviews
Hiro wins the Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine for upgrading Baymax with revolutionary procedures to cure cancer. He turns his acceptance speech into a show of gratitude for the brother who started it all. [Post-BH6. Oneshot.]
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Baymax - Complete
Each Season Without Fail by Nightcrawlerlover reviews
AU. Jamie is in church one day. She reads a passage from the Bible and then asks God for courage to stand up to her tormentors.
A Walk to Remember - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Jamie S. - Complete
The XOXO Teaching by bigbangsheldon reviews
"Sheldon, those aren't alegbraic x's." A short texting conversation between Sheldon and Amy.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
The Princess Bride by MissMadi reviews
Mia is finally marrying Michael. But what with her wedding being a televised state affair, she can't help half-dreading her special day. And then, when she loses a special present from Michael, she feels that she still can't seem to do anything right.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,213 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
What Jesus Sees by xxWhiteWarriorxx reviews
A poem of how Jesus sees us, even though we may not look it at the moment
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
A Dork Obsession by Goldilocks V.2 is an angel reviews
This is a story about a dorky girl being obsessed with Bill Nye.
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
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Forced Apologies Are Malarkey reviews
Sheldon and Amy show and tell why.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/3 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Scared Straight Programs are Malarkey reviews
Sheldon and Amy not only tell why, they demonstrate why as well.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/1 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Michael defends Mia reviews
A one-shot describing how Mia and Michael first met and why they became so close to each other.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25 - Mia T., Michael M. - Complete
Elsa Van Helsing's Wedding Day reviews
Elsa is marrying Victor on March 13th, and she is the most jittery by bride-to-be to walk the face of the Earth.
Frankenweenie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 6/18 - Victor F., Elsa V., Mayor Burgemeister, Mr. Rzykruski - Complete
Bill Nye Blows Up A School
I think the title speaks for itself.
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Published: 6/21 - Complete
The Parent-Child Agreement reviews
Sheldon and Amy wrote this up for when they have their first child. Any reviews would be greatly appreciated.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 5/23 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler
Claudia's Wedding Day
Claudia Salinger is going to get married. She has a little surprise for her husband-to-be and everyone else a the ceremony...
Party Of Five - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 620 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7
Snow White And The Magic Mirror reviews
Snow White asks the Magic Mirror questions it has never answered before. Feel free to review and continue their conversation.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/20 - Complete
Raj wanders off reviews
Raj leaves Leonard and Penny's apartment and thinks hard about his life.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Rajesh K., Howard W.
Amy Farrah Fowler's Big Day reviews
Amy Farrah Fowler's wedding to Sheldon Cooper may not be the happiest day of her life...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 4/27 - Sheldon C., Penny, Bernadette, Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Sheldon writes to EA Games
Sheldon has ideas for the next SimCity that he wants to share with Electronic Arts.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Published: 4/25 - Complete
Graphology is Malarkey reviews
Have you ever heard of Graphology? No? Good. The less people know about it, the better. Here's why...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/17 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Abby's Hotel Idea reviews
Abby comes up with a unique idea for a hotel. Please review and let me know what you think.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4 - Abby S. - Complete
Rehearsal reviews
Victor and Elsa rehearse their wedding ceremony-years ahead of schedule.
Frankenweenie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/30 - Victor F., Elsa V. - Complete
Sheldon's Big Surprise reviews
Sheldon attempts to surprise Amy to a greater extent than he did on Amy's last birthday. Will he succeed?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 3/25 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Beauty Pageants Are Malarkey reviews
Read to find out why, and let me know if you agree by saying so with a review.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/24 - Sheldon C., Howard W., Bernadette, Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Amy Farrah Fowler's High School Graduation? reviews
Will Amy make it to her high school graduation? You're about to find out...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 3/16 - Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Groundhog Day Is Malarkey reviews
Sheldon and Amy start a new web video series called "Malarkey.". This is their first episode. Their topic: Groundhog Day.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Mr Rzykruski's Journal reviews
Mr. Rzykruski starts a journal on the day he loses his job. The end of his teaching career is the start of his sadness. Consider yourself warned.
Frankenweenie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8 - Mr. Rzykruski
Victor's Paper Airplane reviews
It's not your typical paper airplane.
Frankenweenie - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4 - Victor F. - Complete
Welcome to Genovia, Lindsey Stirling! reviews
Violinist Lindsey Stirling gets invited to play at Mia and Michael's wedding reception. Read before deciding if you wish to do the same...
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 3/2 - Clarisse R., Mia T., Joe, Michael M. - Complete
The Assignment Format Conversion reviews
Sheldon writes a letter to his high school English teacher to convince her to assign the movie "To Kill A Mockingbird" instead of the book.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28 - Sheldon C. - Complete
Through Sparky's Eyes reviews
This is how Sparky saw the world when he died and when Victor brought him back. It's a story told through the eyes of a dog.
Frankenweenie - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23 - Victor F., Sparky - Complete
When Jamie died
Death is not the end for Jamie. It is only the beginning.
A Walk to Remember - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 622 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22 - Jamie S. - Complete
Bill Nye On Passwords
If Bill Nye did a show on internet security, this is how it would look.
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Published: 2/20 - Complete
Sheldon's wedding gift reviews
Sheldon has a unique gift for Howard and Bernadette's wedding. Maybe it's a little too unique.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/16 - Sheldon C., Howard W., Bernadette, Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Elsa Van Helsing's Graduation Day reviews
Elsa Van Helsing is graduating from New Holland High School as the class valedictorian. It's meant to be a joyous occasion, but it's not for Elsa.
Frankenweenie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/11 - Victor F., Elsa V., Mayor Burgemeister
Dilbert meets Hiro Hamada reviews
This is what would happen if Hiro Hamada got a job working alongside Dilbert.
Crossover - Dilbert & Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/6 - Hiro Hamada - Complete
Total Abstinence reviews
Dogbert tests and defends his own sex education curriculum. Can nothing stop Dogbert and his cuckoo nutty ideas?
Dilbert - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Mr Monk and the Princess of Genovia reviews
A statue at the Genovian Independence Day Ball looks perfectly normal to everyone...except Monk.
Crossover - Monk & Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Adrian M., Leland S., Clarisse R., Mia T. - Complete