Author has written 30 stories for Monk, Dilbert, Frankenweenie, Big Bang Theory, Bill Nye The Science Guy!, A Walk to Remember, Princess Diaries, NCIS, Fairy Tales, Party Of Five, and Big Hero 6.
Here are some pieces of advice I have for you:
Don't play with matches. Matches are so lazy, they will not even try to beat you.
Never try to shoplift. Shops are way too heavy, even for Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Stay in school. You will lower rush hour traffic congestion, conserve energy, and never have to worry about being late for your first class.
Keep your eyes on your own paper. You don't know where other people's paper has been.