An average chase through the Ghost Zone goes awry and Danny gets sucked into a portal to another world, unable to get back home. As he struggles to find a way back he comes to appreciate this hero-glorifying society he's found himself in, but he'll soon learn that the villains of this world are not to be underestimated. (Story has been discontinued)

Set immediately after Drift: Empire of Stone. Ratchet came to bring Drift home to the Lost Light after Rodimus confessed the Overlord disaster wasn't Drift's fault after all. Turns out also Ratchet had an ulterior motive for finding him. Ratchet/Drift, brief vague references to past noncon/dubcon, references to past shady things done as Deadlock, NSFW, well that escalated quickly.

This is a look at the Transformers through the life of Ironhide and Ratchet. A day in the life of an 'old married couple' and the effect they have when a personal prank and private joke go global. Many parts. (Now numbering to Part Eight and about 10,000,000 words) Truly.