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Joined 10-16-08, id: 1718159, Profile Updated: 05-28-09
Author has written 9 stories for CSI, and CSI: Miami.

Hey! You must be magical you have found my profile. I'm 15 and live in Ohio (nothing happens in Ohio btw). I am crazy for CSI: Miami and CSI: Las Vegas. My favorite charactars are Ryan Wolfe and Greg Sanders this is because they are side-splitting funny!! Yes i know that my pen name is Calland Eric4ever this is not the truth i am now all for Ryan and Natalia and Calliegh and Ryan.

FAV PAIRINGS (Love reading about them but will all stories)

Ryan and Calleigh (Fav Miami pairing)

Ryan and Natalia

Greg and Sara

Not a big fan of GSR but will read.

MY FAVORITE GENRES:

humor and romance

I have recently started to watch House and now i am addicted!! I think Hugh Laurie is soo sexy! and so is Chase.

I love:

Chase and Cameron

House and Cuddy

House and Cameron

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15 Things You Didn't Know by Razzmatazz Lady reviews
Just what the title implies. Each chapter has 15 things about a certain character. Funny, sad, and a little weird. WARNING: Some of these things are completely made up from my own twisted mind. GUESS WHAT? An actual update!
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 3/29/2010
Between the Pages by Vera Cobb reviews
A series of drabbles/behind the scenes type ficlets attempting to capture what might have been going through Jess and Rory's heads in each episode and things that happened that we never saw.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 46,882 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Jess M., Rory G.
My Best Friends Sister by NikkylovesBD reviews
What if one day the girl of your dreams walks into your life? What if that girl of your dreams is your over protective best friends twin sister? Would you risk a friendship for a what if? AU, BD, slightly OOC.
Beverly Hills 90210 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,220 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Brenda W., Dylan M.
The Dead Man of Shreveport by Miral reviews
What happens when a 1,000 year old Viking Vampire Sheriff and a 26 year old telepathic barmaid partner up to solve mysteries? What doesn't happen might be the better question. A supernatural romantic comedy. AU, SVM canon thru Club Dead.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,012 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Freudian Slip by Hallon reviews
Rory lets something slip that completely changes the chain of events. AU Lit, starting at the dinner in Nick & Nora, Sid & Nancy.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,199 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Rory G., Jess M.
Jailbait by Jay-La52 reviews
When a party that she gets dragged to ends up being raided for underage drinking, Rory ends up having to call Jess to pick her up from jail. Mocking and drunken babbling commence. Set sometime inbetween There's The Rub and Teach Me Tonight. One shot.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
A Dark And Dangerous Halloween by CinLee1 reviews
It's Halloween in Santa Barbara . Shawn and Gus take on a seemingly easy case that they might not survive. One by one, the gang gets picked off. Read and review. AU with Shawn's younger sister as part of the group.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,989 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Once Upon a Time, There Was a Murder? by KitKatt20 reviews
When Shawn goes undercover at a Renaissance Fair to investigate the supposed murder of a jousting knight, the killer could be anybody. Can Shawn and Gus find the murderer, and provide enough proof to put them behind bars?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,138 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus
Come Hell Or High Water by PalmaLeggera reviews
What if Claire and Bender had taken things further in the closet? How would things change come monday? And how will they deal with the consequences? Claire/Bender, Andy/Allison, Brian/OC
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,782 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Claire S., John B. - Complete
60 Things I Wanna Do With You by wicked18writer reviews
Eric writes Sookie a list of things he wants to with her. 1/2
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Troublesome Fun by truelovechick77 reviews
*TITLE CHANGE!* When there is an accidental lock down in the lab, Eric and Calleigh are stuck together. They play truth or dare, would you rather etc. But the lab has glass wall's and camera's. Comedy/romance. E/C as usual. Please R&R! *TITLE CHANGE!*
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,826 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Calleigh D., Eric D.
55 Things Sookie Doesn't Know About Eric Northman by wicked18writer reviews
Pam writes Sookie a list of things she doesn’t know about Eric. The title is self explanatory, random silliness found. Bill bashing abounds but all done in good fun. Very minor book knowledge mentioned. No spoilers just a few names you won't recognize.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Pineapple Pancakes by IgnitedBones reviews
Juliet wakes up the morning after Bounty Hunters takes place to find an intruder in her kitchen. Madness ensues. Fluffy pancakes, Fluffy Shules. Drama! T for very mild language.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Juliet oH., Shawn S.
Way to Ruin it, Reid by AnnaFrog reviews
After a bad case, Emily settles in for a night of hot chocolate and cartoons, when she hears a knock at the door. Humorous, crack-fic-ish. Read and review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2010 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Kiss Me Tonight by FaithHendricks reviews
Rory and Jess, end of season 2, different result of 'Teach Me Tonight'.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Rory G., Jess M.
Picture Perfect by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Reid looked at the photo that had just innocently fluttered from his stack of files and gasped. It was a photo of Prentiss…dressed in nothing but a pair of skimpy lingerie. ReidPrentiss, oneshot
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2010 - [S. Reid, E. Prentiss] - Complete
With Shawn by Hotarukun reviews
What being Shawn's girlfriend teaches you. Juliet and Shawn fluff.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Juliet oH., Shawn S. - Complete
The Gracie Stokes Chronicles by Snape's-Mystic-Raven reviews
Okay, so I decided to do more on Gracie and will be uploading a series of one-shots, in no particular order, about Gracie Stokes. Don't know how many I'll do so this will forever be in the complete section. Rating may change in future, just FYI.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,642 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Nick S., Greg S. - Complete
Beer, Adderall and a Tequila Chaser by Harriet Vane reviews
When Shawn overdoses on ADHD medication in Mexico, Gus, Juliet, and Henry have to unravel the mystery of how Shawn got the drugs and why he took them.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,796 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Juliet oH., Shawn S. - Complete
Seeking Psychic by thepublicalley reviews
Juliet wants Shawn to find out if the guy she likes likes her back. A Psych story in three parts. Progress: 3/3
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Pineapple UpsideDown Murder by Kkarrie reviews
Shawn, Gus and Lassiter witness a robbery of a convenience store. To protect them the FBI places them in Witness protection.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Protection Detail by Fictionnaire reviews
Tony thinks about being a daddy. Kate issues a challenge. Tony has to look after an egg for a week then something else in wk 2. Will he succeed? Warning Crackish!fic and maybe OOC a bit
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Tony D., Kate T.
The SHAWN SPENCER Owner's Guide by Beth Green reviews
Be sure to take advantage of the opportunity to obtain a SHAWN SPENCER of your very own. Supplies are limited, so don't delay. Order today!
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Shawn S. - Complete
Sexual Harassment Lectures Have Come Back Again by TheEccentricSpeaker reviews
Another sexual harassment lecture has been placed upon NCIS and it is worse than the last time. So of course Tony and Kate try and figure out a way to make it end quicker. And they do. Sequel to "Sexual Harassment Lectures Are Never Fun". Tate and Gabby.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Only in Vegas by Rydia Sorcha reviews
Greg gets the new girl, but the road of love is never easy...Greg/OC, slight CSI:NY crossover aka a love triangle . Starts in Season 7 and is continuing through
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,343 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Greg S.
Up Yours? by embracing-shadows reviews
Discussion of positional preferences lead to discoveries of sexual preferences and perhaps...personal preferences?
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Watching From Afar by wickedwitchgirl reviews
E/C as always! Calleigh saw Eric and Dr. Price...and becomes jealous...and what happens when Calleigh gets jealous? Not to mention them stuck in an elevator and them playing games?... PLZ READ! CHPT.4.NOW UP! R/R!
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Calleigh D., Eric D.
Flawless by WitchGirl reviews
Greg goes to Riley for dating advice, but she ends up learning more from him. Greg/Riley, minimal spoilers for "Miscarriage of Justice."
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/20/2009 - R. Adams, Greg S. - Complete
Sleeping in the Breakroom by fox-rox1539 reviews
Greg made a mistake. He fell asleep on a slow night. No ships, just a little random drabble I felt I needed to write.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Petition For Love by embracing-shadows reviews
When Nick refuses to come out to his parents, Greg must prove they will be fine with it. But of course he has to do it in a way that only he could come up with.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
12 Days of Christmas by i.heart.play-doh reviews
The not-so-simple nursery rhyme helps Ryan make his present to Calleigh extra special this year. CaRWash. :D
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,323 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008
The One Where He's In Quarantine by i.heart.play-doh reviews
When a preschool teacher is murdered, Ryan gets stuck with 5 toddlers. CaRWash. :D
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Calleigh D., Ryan W. - Complete
The CSIs who say Nee by CSIvHP11 reviews
what happened when Greg watches to much Monty Python, and there is a slow day in the lab? read to find out
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Greg S. - Complete
Head Over Heels by FloatingAmoeba reviews
It's Kate's birthday. Guess who gives her the best birthday present ever? TATE, d'uh!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
I Can't Explain by Mrs. Hotchner-Wolfe reviews
Alternate ending to "Cyber-lebrity". I think there was something between Ryan and Candice... this is how I saw the relationship evolve
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Ryan W. - Complete
Starting New by remoob1513 reviews
A case hits close for our favorite CSI level one when a little girl finds her way into Greg's heart. ch 9 up
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,185 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Greg S., Sara S.
No Such Thing As Friends by FloatingAmoeba reviews
Post-ep "Caught On Tape". Tony finds out the Kate's dog ate from his baseball cap. Kate challenges his theory that men and women can't be 'just friends' without sleeping together. What I wanted to happen after the episode. TATE.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Without A Clue by Collegekid2006 reviews
The Psych cast gets thrown into Shawn's wild game of weapons, rooms and...muuuurrrder. Based on a challenge to use the Psych characters as Clue characters. Warning- lots of references to the movie Clue.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,004 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
The Game by Sehrezad reviews
The guys are playing a game in the breakroom and Sara joins them... Interesting things are reveiled.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sara S., Warrick B. - Complete
One Day In The Crime Lab by C.H.E.A.R reviews
Funny story! Spoilers for epi. 614 JUST READ IT! I suck at summaries
CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Needles in Haystacks by Frost Deejn reviews
Haven't you always wondered how CSIs would go about finding a literal needle in a haystack?
CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Women Problems by Grand Puba of All The Smurfs reviews
The most horrifying event ever to happen in Las Vegas history...six cases of PMSing women. Might be continued if I feel like it, no implied pairings.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Greg S.
Buzz Boy by Dr.Squidge reviews
Greg decides to take on a new personality... As a bee.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Greg S. - Complete
The Tate Twelve Days of Christmas by pretentious-emo-kid reviews
Title kinda says it all. Late Christmas present to Tate fans. EDIT Just realised that I should mention that this is NOT a song, and in fact has very little to do with the song...oh, just read it. :P
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Car Wash by TessaStarDean reviews
Horatio makes Ryan and Calleigh get the Hummer clean. Written for Jen, who demanded a CaRWash fic with an actual car wash in it.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Calleigh D., Ryan W. - Complete
Sharp Dressed Man by zelda49 reviews
Ryan decides to make a change in his wardrobe and enlists Calleigh's help to make sure he gets it right. Set somewhere toward the end of season 3.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Calleigh D., Ryan W. - Complete
A Day at the Zoo by Chiri Kushi reviews
I was given a challenge a while ago, and here is the end result. AU
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Ryan W., Calleigh D. - Complete
Messy Metaphor by Fray Ray reviews
This egg is my heart, you hold it in the palm of your hand' CaRWash.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Calleigh D., Ryan W. - Complete
Life As We Now Know It by ah-dorably key-ute reviews
What is Natalia's pregnancy scare wasn't a scare? Eric x Natalia with mentions of Horatio x Marisol and Ryan x Calleigh.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Eric D., Natalia B.
Lemonade by basket-of-posies reviews
Wherein Greg is lazy and Nick is whipped. SLASH NickGreg
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
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Natalia, Ryan, and the Gun reviews
Natalia can't aim a gun to save her life, but can Ryan help? Not sure but read to find out. RaiN pairing all about romance and a little humor.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Natalia B., Ryan W.
She was Perfect reviews
He knew she was perfect, but did she know it?
CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Ryan W.
Greg's Comebacks reviews
We all know that Greg randomness. He's at it again, this time its his lame comebacks. Sucky summery. Funny story.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Greg S.
Arousal reviews
Natalia tries to arouse Rayn, but will it work? For all RaiN fans and everyone who like romance and humor. A little racy in the second chapter.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Natalia B., Ryan W. - Complete
The Epic Battle reviews
Oh no. Our boys are arguing...again, and this time its about superheroes. One thing is for sure this will be EPIC!
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Killing the Pain reviews
Can Sara help Greg kill the pain?
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Greg S., Sara S. - Complete
Masqurade Mistakes reviews
It's the annual Maquerade ball. What will happen?
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008
Pulling a Greg reviews
The team has coined a term "Greg" read and find out what it means.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Greg S. - Complete
Distractions reviews
Can the girls distract the guys from their work
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Greg S. - Complete