(Wow, I havn't been on here since July 2011... I updated what I could.)
Hmm... so a little bit about me...
I wish I was British. Or Southern. I think it'd be cool.
I love Jasper.
I am in love with coffee.
I trip over air.
I have ADHD and a little bit OCD.
My favorite color is purple.
I am very gullible.
I am quite talkative if you are one of my friends.
I love kitties.
The last time I was grounded, my stepmother took away my lamp. (Weird, right?)
I have an obession with shoes and all things sparkly.
I'm a fast reader.
I love Starbucks.
And I make a lot of people by being very erratic in my updates... sorry about that, most of the time it's because I'm revising and editing (here is where my slight OCD shows), or I'm kinda being lazy and have no inspiration to type. Or write. Or my internet isn't working. Or I'm dead. So, you pick whatever reason best fits why I'm not updating at that moment.
One last thing, I don't tell people my real name on here, and sometimes I forget which name I'm using, so if I sign by the wrong name, it's still me, I just kinda screwed up.
If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile..
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree
If you wish you could meet all your favorite celebrity's, copy and past this on your profile
If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.
If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.
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You know you live in 2009 when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have an aim, yahoo, facebook, or a cell phone.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) When you're grounded to inanimate objects because you're not allowed to use your phone, TV, or computer.
7.) You type essays in IM language and pass it in without noticing.
8.) You forward all forwarded messages because you're scared that if you don't, whatever it says will happen to you, will happen even though it's beyond illogical and usually includes things from horror movies and fantasy books and sometimes even Mickey Mouse...
9.) You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
10.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
11.) And you were too busy to notice if there was a number 5.
12.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
13.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity because there is no number 5.
14.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
Facebook Bumper Sticker/Flair Sayings:
The police never think it's as funny as you do.
I've used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.
Unless life hands you water and sugar, your lemonade's gonna suck.
I did not hit you... I simply high-fived your face.
Yes, I am one of those crazy teenage girls who's overly obsessed with Twilight.
Caution: Blonde Moments.
Be optimistic. Everyone you hate will die eventually.
Friends are God's way of apologizing.
Yay! 2010! Wait...
True friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
Falling down the stairs is easy. Tripping up the stairs takes serious talent.
When I say "LOL" I'm not really laughing out loud, I just have nothing better to say.
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
I'm lost, I've gone to look for myself. So, if I get back before I'm found, please tell me to wait.
BFFE-- Best Friends For Eternity
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Silly Bella, Edward is mine.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
I was put on this planet to buy shoes and consume massive amounts of chocolate products.
Why the hell do goldfish smile?
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
We're the type of friends that don't know why we start laughing. So we laugh harder.
I know the voices aren't real, but they have really good ideas.
P.M.S: Permissible Manslaughter
Sarcasm: It beats killing people.
If my calculations are correct... Slinkies Escalator = Never ending fun!
I was sad. Therefore, I have new shoes.
Bless all the little coffee beans. Every. Single. One.
Everything happens for a reason. Except clowns. I mean, seriously, what the hell?
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
I come with my own background music.
Ooh, that was a burn. You just got burned. Burned, dude. Burned.
A best friend is the one you can look at with the biggest smile on your face and still know something is wrong.
You cannot harm me. For I am short and powerful in the ways of being cute and cuddly to all who can see me.
O.C.D: Obsessive Coffee Drinker
Without blonde moments life would be so dull.
I'm on a diet. I only eat chocolate on the days that end in a "y".
Some people are alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoes. Can't stand me? Sit back down. Can't face me? Turn around.
The Levels Of Insanity:
1. Talks to self.
2. Argues with self.
3. Loses argument with self.
4. Is no longer speaking to self.
You're a great friend. But if the zombies come, I'm tripping you.
Memories are forever, never do they die. True friends stay together, and never say goodbye.