Author has written 6 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Naruto, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy X, and Lord of the Rings.
Name: Ren (my nickname actually)
No matter what, I will finish all of my stories. Forgive me but it will take me a long time to update. I will never abondon any of my stories. Please just have patience with me.
Likes: Yaoi!! As well as vampire manga and stories, Star Ocean Till the End of Time final fantasy 7,8, and 9 (especally9) is my absolute favorite!! Naruto, Death Note, Gentleman's Alliance, Full Moon, Fushugi Yuugi Genbu Kaiden, and I could go on forever!!
Favorite Quote: No Cloud nor Squall shall hinder us. (I'ts from Final Fantasy 9 and Steiner is the one who says it. :)
Pairings I'm Planning to Do:
>FF9 KujaXZidane (they will not be brothers!! That is just wrong!)
>FF7 CloudXSephy (definatly!)
>Kingdom Hearts SoraXSephy
>crossover NarutoXCloud (am I the only one who thinks that they will make a very cute couple?!)
From here on are things I've copied from Strawberrychan1..Blame my hands, I just couldn't help myself..sniff
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I copied and pasted this bunny from Strawberrychan1 profile because I wanted to help it gain world domination!! Mwahaha!!
YAOI MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND! If you agree, then copy & paste this into your profile. (Yaoi is gay men, boyxboy, if you didn't know)
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!f
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
YAY! STUFF PEOPLE FORCED ME TO COPY!
Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and girl hugging and were tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"
92 percent of teen Americans would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you like pie!
If Ramen is a must for you, (proudly) copy this into your profile!
If you didn't know Shakespeare was bisexual before you read this, copy and paste to your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Anita Tseu, Strawberrychan1,lovesephy15,
If you are part of the unanimous club of Sakura-bitch haters, copy and paste this to your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Mellie11, Tsukishiro, YaoiRocks,Strawberrychan1,lovesephy15.
When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!!
You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
I am worse than evil... I am the author!!
He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.
People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.
When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.
My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
When life gives you lemons, think of another 'when life gives you lemons' quote
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
“Popularity’s overrated.” If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
Almond chocolate milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies instead
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the ironie...
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If whenever you see or hear the name "Deidara" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.
If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
No Boy - No Love
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, The Devil's Kin, Strawberrychan1,lovesephy15
The Idiot's Guide to Flaming -Stolen from Dagget which i stole from YaoiRocks (This is brilliant, I read this on YaoiRocks profile and thought 'damn I agree')
Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame.
Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules:
1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.
2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.)
3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!
4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)
5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!
6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off you're skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.
There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue.
Thank you for taking the time to review the facts.
JACOB BLACK MUST DIE! Here are 30 ways to do it:
30 ways to torture Jacob black
shoot him with a silver bullet
have the Cullen’s rip him to shreds and then set the remains on fire
gather all the Jacob haters into an angry mob and trample him till he is no more
send the volturi after him
let Jane use her torture gaze on him
have Bella kiss Edward right in front of his face
throw him in an ocean with man, or I should say wolf, eating sharks
push him off a cliff
throw a rock at his head, giving him a concussion
have Billy run over his toe with his wheel chair, causing him to break his foot
have Edward knock a little sense into him(wink wink)
feed him to mutant squirrels
make him choke on his food
have Charlie take out his tazer gun and fry him
when he is walking down the stairs, push him and start laughing
run him over with your car multiple times
kick sand in his eyes
affect him with a very deadly disease
make him watch barney till his eyes start to bleed
have Edward throw a refrigerator at him
when he is a werewolf, take a shaver and shave off all of his hair and then start making fun of him
have you and your friends take turns beating him with a bat like a piñata
have Bella throw him out her window when he tries to get in
spit and flip him off when he says hi to you
shove dog biscuits down his throat till he can’t talk
kick him where the sun don’t shine
let Edward strangle him while you sit back and laugh
call him names
have you and your friends tie him up and give him over to the vampires
I HATE Jacob. I don't mind Bella/Jacob pairings. Once I saw a story with that pairing and I actually GROWLED in distaste. That shows my disgust for this pairing. If a story I'm reading has this pairing, I will not continue reading that story AT ALL!!
You're obsessed with Naruto when you..
-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
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