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Joined 10-16-08, id: 1718238, Profile Updated: 06-17-10
Author has written 6 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Naruto, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy X, and Lord of the Rings.

Name: Ren (my nickname actually)

No matter what, I will finish all of my stories. Forgive me but it will take me a long time to update. I will never abondon any of my stories. Please just have patience with me.

Likes: Yaoi!! As well as vampire manga and stories, Star Ocean Till the End of Time final fantasy 7,8, and 9 (especally9) is my absolute favorite!! Naruto, Death Note, Gentleman's Alliance, Full Moon, Fushugi Yuugi Genbu Kaiden, and I could go on forever!!

Favorite Quote: No Cloud nor Squall shall hinder us. (I'ts from Final Fantasy 9 and Steiner is the one who says it. :)

Pairings I'm Planning to Do:

>FF9 KujaXZidane (they will not be brothers!! That is just wrong!)

>crossfiction SeshyXNaruto


>timetravel NarutoXTsunade

>timetravel NarutoXOrochomaru

>FF7 CloudXRufus

>FF7 CloudXSephy (definatly!)

>FF7 CloudXGenesis

>Kingdom Hearts SoraXSephy

>crossover NarutoXCloud (am I the only one who thinks that they will make a very cute couple?!)

From here on are things I've copied from Strawberrychan1..Blame my hands, I just couldn't help myself..sniff

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(='.'=) This is Bunny.

I copied and pasted this bunny from Strawberrychan1 profile because I wanted to help it gain world domination!! Mwahaha!!

YAOI MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND! If you agree, then copy & paste this into your profile. (Yaoi is gay men, boyxboy, if you didn't know)

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!f

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!


Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and girl hugging and were tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"

92 percent of teen Americans would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you like pie!

If Ramen is a must for you, (proudly) copy this into your profile!

If you didn't know Shakespeare was bisexual before you read this, copy and paste to your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Anita Tseu, Strawberrychan1,lovesephy15,

If you are part of the unanimous club of Sakura-bitch haters, copy and paste this to your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Mellie11, Tsukishiro, YaoiRocks,Strawberrychan1,lovesephy15.

When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!!

You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

I am worse than evil... I am the author!!

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

When life gives you lemons, think of another 'when life gives you lemons' quote

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

“Popularity’s overrated.” If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

Almond chocolate milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies instead

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the ironie...

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Deidara" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

No Boy - No Love
No Love - No Sex
No Sex - No Children
No Children - No School
No School - No Teachers
No Teachers - No Problem
No Problem - OH YES!!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, The Devil's Kin, Strawberrychan1,lovesephy15

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when...

The Idiot's Guide to Flaming -Stolen from Dagget which i stole from YaoiRocks (This is brilliant, I read this on YaoiRocks profile and thought 'damn I agree')

Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame.

Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules:

1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.

2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.)

3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!

4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)

5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!

6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off you're skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.

There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue.

Thank you for taking the time to review the facts.

JACOB BLACK MUST DIE! Here are 30 ways to do it:

30 ways to torture Jacob black

shoot him with a silver bullet

have the Cullen’s rip him to shreds and then set the remains on fire

gather all the Jacob haters into an angry mob and trample him till he is no more

send the volturi after him

let Jane use her torture gaze on him

have Bella kiss Edward right in front of his face

throw him in an ocean with man, or I should say wolf, eating sharks

push him off a cliff

throw a rock at his head, giving him a concussion

have Billy run over his toe with his wheel chair, causing him to break his foot

have Edward knock a little sense into him(wink wink)

feed him to mutant squirrels

make him choke on his food

have Charlie take out his tazer gun and fry him

when he is walking down the stairs, push him and start laughing

run him over with your car multiple times

kick sand in his eyes

neuter him

affect him with a very deadly disease

make him watch barney till his eyes start to bleed

have Edward throw a refrigerator at him

when he is a werewolf, take a shaver and shave off all of his hair and then start making fun of him

have you and your friends take turns beating him with a bat like a piñata

have Bella throw him out her window when he tries to get in

spit and flip him off when he says hi to you

shove dog biscuits down his throat till he can’t talk

kick him where the sun don’t shine

let Edward strangle him while you sit back and laugh

call him names

have you and your friends tie him up and give him over to the vampires

I HATE Jacob. I don't mind Bella/Jacob pairings. Once I saw a story with that pairing and I actually GROWLED in distaste. That shows my disgust for this pairing. If a story I'm reading has this pairing, I will not continue reading that story AT ALL!!

You're obsessed with Naruto when you..

-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet..
-Stick your hand in an electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use one of the Kunoichi's name as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sensei.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone ask you who your dream guy is and you say one of the Naruto guys.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Deidara-Kun or another Naruto guy.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Put a picture of Sasuke in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boyfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 2000.
-Call the teachers you hate Kabuto and sound ninjas and the teacher you hate the most Orochimaru (in your head or outloud)
-Call your principal the Hokage or the Kazekage
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

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Not Ever by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is the typical sadistic, rich, have-it-all bastard - but one night, when he dives off a bridge to save Naruto Uzumaki from a suicide attempt, his world tilts off its axis. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,118 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sleeping Arrangements by Wacky Walnut reviews
Zack, Cloud and Sephiroth in a bed. Pure fluff, no bad stuff, just three guys trying to sleep. T for shonen-ai ish ness
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Just Need A Little by Koakuma Tsuri reviews
17/100 Heal. Genesis and Cloud are the only ones left. Genesis/Cloud. Yaoi. Implied Z/C, S/C, G/Z, S/G.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
I think I better leave right now by purrfectly679 reviews
[COMPLETE] After 5 long years, the heir to the Uchiha clan is finally back, engaged to a certain pink-haired girl... But old emotions reawaken as the 2 rivals once again meet face to face, eye to eye... And heart to heart? SasuNaru. lemon link in profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,369 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete
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Traveler reviews
Harry tries to die and somehow he ends up in Konoha. Slash m/m pairings undecided right now but thinking about Harry/Kakashi and Harry/Itachi but not sure yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 268 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Final Fantasy 10 With A Twist reviews
You have to read to find out! YAOI Alert! Harry/Seymour
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Harry P., Seymour
Frozen reviews
I'm not very good at summeries so you will have to read it to find out! Ita/Naru pairings inside! YAOI! Don't like then don't read! POLL INSIDE! VOTE FOR NARUTO'S TEAM! Please leave a review! You keep me going with them!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Another World reviews
Fed up with the Wizarding World Harry decides to leave after defeating the Dark Lord. He lands in rivendell and the adventure begans.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 215 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Harry P., Elrond
Twisted World reviews
I'm not really good with summeries but it's about Cloud,Sephiroth,and Genesis who travel the world of Vampire Game whom they meet the vampire king Duzell and the bratty princess Ishtar! C/S/G/D
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
How Sephy Became Insane reviews
The title explains it all!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Sephiroth, Genesis R. - Complete