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Joined 10-16-08, id: 1718296, Profile Updated: 08-19-09
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Bewitched.

Not a lot to say, really. I'm 28, live in the San Francisco area of California, USA. I abandoned the scholarly pursuit of my literary ambitions after my freshman year of college in favor of the visual arts. As a result, I have a BFA in Painting. I tend to write for my own amusement more than I share it with others, however a few weeks of reading Fanfic while sick made me feel like contributing to what's out there. I don't know if I'll ever un-lazy-fy enough to make good on my original stories, but we'll see.

I had a plot idea that won't realy take off for me, but I would love to see someone take a crack at it. Standard challenge rules apply; credit it as a challenge by me, and PM me to let me know, so I can read it! I hope someone makes something out of it, cause i'm to lazy/blocked to write it properly:

Challenge#1: Last Man Standing Tsunade gets called in (if she is not the Hokage yet) to deal with a mysterious "outbreak". The first symptom is falling into a coma, and then after a month, the body converts physicaly, down to a genetic level, into a female body. Turns out The Kyuubi is getting revenge on Naruto's abusers, and the village, by turning all Konoha's men into women! Imangine the chaos in the village infrastructure as fully one half of he populace falls into a coma, especialy given the inherent sexism of a ninja village. Possible harem later, as theoreticaly, Naruto would end up the last man in Konoha, or possibly in the elemental nations. That is assuming he doesn't become female himself!

Author update(08/2009): Um, so a while ago my hardrive died and took my notes on my fics with it, which is part of the reason I have taken so long updating. I am trying to remember what I had planned. also, I got a girlfriend, which kind of eats my free time. sorry everyone.

P.S.: I am the three tailed toaster strudel! OF DOOOOOM!!

"I will smite you with the sharingan fist!"

"Dude, did you just shoot your eyeball out at me? gross!"

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Paint It Black by Nemesis13 reviews
Iris Potter was given the solemn duty to protect her young male counterpart the next reality over from the forces of evil. The only problem? They forgot to give her any rules to follow. Now known as Iris Black watch as she kidnaps Harry Potter and turns reality on its head as she finds the best way to make his childhood not only memorable, but worthy of the Marauders Dynasty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,585 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 2,877 - Follows: 3,746 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 4/10/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., OC
Once More, With Feeling by Illusor Meaneld reviews
If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 56 - Words: 198,025 - Reviews: 3537 - Favs: 4,457 - Follows: 4,680 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Origin Story by Worldmaker reviews
Halloween ends, and Xander finds himself in a place he never thought was real, under circumstances he never saw coming.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 281,822 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 2,880 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Complete
Seals are Easy, People are Hard by slythefoxx2 reviews
Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,970 - Reviews: 4334 - Favs: 14,186 - Follows: 16,148 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Contract Labor by Greydon Creed reviews
What if Keitaro Urashima had some steel in his spine when he first arrived at the Hinata Inn? What put it there? And how will the tenants react, especially when his past comes back to haunt him? -Now with it's own TVTropes page. Note: as of 03/15/21 this story is still alive and being worked on.-
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 464,913 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Keitaro U.
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,685 - Reviews: 2897 - Favs: 7,949 - Follows: 8,498 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
A Life Twice Lived by Nemesis13 reviews
Draco Malfoy died at the venerable age of 107, and who awaited him at the crossroads? His mother? His wife? No, it had to be his eccentric former rival, eventual best friend, and far too often partner in chaos Harry Potter. Oh, and of course he had a deal to offer Draco to live his life anew, and obviously there was a caveat to it all that he wasn't privy to, damn Potters.Fem!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 90,052 - Reviews: 2711 - Favs: 5,467 - Follows: 6,423 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 9/20/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., N. Tonks
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,054 - Reviews: 2451 - Favs: 8,576 - Follows: 8,711 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
Escape Plan Green by Mystic 777 reviews
Sometimes the best plans are the crazy ones, let's hope Cloud can hold on to his sanity long enough to save the world. Crack-ish take on Zack surviving the trip to Midgar and beyond. Will not be abandoned but will have slow updates.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 205,287 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 12/24/2020 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Face On the Milk Carton by dyslexic penquin reviews
Every witch and wizard knew of the Eze Baby. Snatched from her pram by a squib never to be seen again. The greatest tragedy of the Cote d'Azur. What happens when the baby in the picture looks like pictures Hermione has seen her entire life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 208,705 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 2,345 - Updated: 11/20/2020 - Published: 6/4/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,134 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 11,353 - Follows: 12,374 - Updated: 11/14/2020 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Snake's Miscalculation by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
The Third can't stop Orochimaru from summoning the last box when using the Edo Tensei at the end of the Chunin Exams. But who was actually in that box? It couldn't be the Fourth since he's in the Shinigami's stomach. It has to be someone else… and maybe Orochimaru should have thought this through more. AKA Funny how having an undead Uzumaki solves so many of Konoha's problems...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,331 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 11/3/2020 - Published: 9/12/2020 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kushina U.
An Arrow to the Knee by NeonZangetsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been known for several things in his young life. Heroism. Bravery. Strength. And last, but certainly not least...attracting buxom young women to his bed. So, when he finds himself mysteriously catapaulted thousands of years into the future, you'd think he'd be able to adapt rather readily, no? There's just one problem...HE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH! Narutoxharem!
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,414 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 3,883 - Follows: 4,292 - Updated: 7/10/2020 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Naruto U., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Karliah, Serana
Post-Apocalyptic Potter from a Parallel Universe by burnable reviews
Harry finally defeats Voldemort, but only after the world has been destroyed. Harry has his vengeance, but gets pulled into Voldemort's ritual and is dragged with his body to an alternate universe. First Chapter sets up the first scene. You can skip it reasonably safely. - Complete - Now up on webnovel under my original author name, burnable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 562,275 - Reviews: 3412 - Favs: 8,652 - Follows: 7,512 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 7/1/2019 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Apparently Videogames Really Are Bad For Your Brain by Nemesis13 reviews
Kirigaya Keiko was a fairly normal teenage girl, smarter than her classmates, a bit short tempered when she had to deal with concentrated idiocy, but for the most part, normal. The problem was her passion for gaming, and the desire to avoid all stereotypes involved with being a female gamer. So she always hid behind her male avatar Kirito, that is until SAO...thanks much Kayaba...
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,199 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 3,823 - Follows: 4,322 - Updated: 5/15/2020 - Published: 5/19/2016 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Argo
From Southampton to New York and Beyond by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Harry takes a sabbatical and decides to spoil himself with a world cruise. However, he finds an unexpected travel companion. WARNING: Ron, Ginny, Molly bashing, Hermione bashing, main character death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 169,973 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 3,991 - Follows: 4,915 - Updated: 4/4/2020 - Published: 12/31/2016 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8123 - Favs: 11,689 - Follows: 12,063 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8508 - Favs: 15,945 - Follows: 17,037 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Brother, My Brother by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Genesis is less than happy being woken up at "ridiculous o'clock". However nothing could prepare him for the news he had a younger brother! Not that Genesis is complaining. Harry is a snarky, hilarious runt who provides never ending amusement and chaos that insures boredom will never be an issue again. Now they just have to deal with that pesky "destiny" of his...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,369 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 10/9/2019 - Published: 8/23/2019 - Harry P., Genesis R.
Might and Magic by Astroman1000 reviews
Little Harry Potter was not the biggest fan of his own life, but what could he possibly do about it? Escaping to play video games in the dark of night helps... but only a little. A Gamer Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,322 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 4,103 - Follows: 5,182 - Updated: 7/14/2019 - Published: 6/10/2018 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Red Mage, Looking For Group by Nemesis13 reviews
The Girl-Who-Lived grew up in a stable household despite Dumbledore's manipulations, as Iris Dursley she lives a perfectly normal life until she and Dudley get a new game system for Christmas. Inspired by their characters the pair soon discover Iris's magic powers, which Dudley quickly declares makes her a Red Mage and he the Paladin that protects her. Now to finish the party...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,598 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 3,777 - Follows: 4,677 - Updated: 7/12/2019 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Dudley D.
Adventures in Magick by PseudonymousEntity reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,209 - Reviews: 3569 - Favs: 8,603 - Follows: 9,966 - Updated: 6/21/2019 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2374 - Favs: 6,703 - Follows: 5,737 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6441 - Favs: 14,124 - Follows: 16,708 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Cloudy, with a Chance of Freedom by sakurademonalchemist reviews
When Skull died in the Future that Never Was, he was sent back farther than Yuni could have intended. Armed with a second chance to make things at little better, he slips into a role he had almost forgotten... that of Harry Potter. However some bonds once forged can't be broken so easily, leading him to the other Arcobaleno before they were known as great. Can he change their fates
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 109,856 - Reviews: 3187 - Favs: 6,090 - Follows: 5,996 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 11/28/2017 - Harry P., Mammon/Viper, Skull
Shinigami's Child by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto Uzumaki dislikes ghosts. She especially dislikes the ghost of that absurdly cheerful Uchiha boy who refuses to leave her alone. Shisui x femNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,991 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 4,026 - Follows: 4,832 - Updated: 3/30/2018 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Naruto U., Sakumo H., Shisui U., Naruko U.
Alexander Doom by Dio Black reviews
YAHF: Forever banished from his home universe when Xander's choice of Halloween costume leaves him a gift of great knowledge, he's forced to make a home for himself in this new world where superheros and villains are commonplace. This world of Gods and Monsters wont know what hit it. Xander!Harem, language, lemons, and adult content.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 3,221 - Updated: 3/21/2018 - Published: 10/31/2017 - Xander H.
A Day Of Boredom by PixelWriter1 reviews
It's the summer, everyone is on holiday, and Ranma is bored. This is a dangerous thing! A bored martial artist is a martial artist who starts to experiment with new techniques. The result is, well, a little strange...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,327 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 636 - Published: 10/31/2017 - Ranma, Nabiki
An Open Secret by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Really, it's a wonder they weren't found out immediately. So what if they were? ROTS Ep 3 AU, mostly comedy, AnakinPadme.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,739 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 10/22/2017 - Published: 5/2/2017 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5826 - Favs: 16,208 - Follows: 17,725 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth. (Discontinued with summary Ending)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,870 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 2,409 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fallen by ForgerOfLies reviews
Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,394 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 4,822 - Follows: 5,474 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dawn S., Harry P.
One Soldier, Two by fringeperson reviews
Evangeline Potter is used to damning the Potter Luck. This time though, she's beginning to see just why no Potter ever went to a Curse Breaker about the issue. Bucky Barnes is certainly not about to start complaining. Fem!Harry/Bucky. Don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,950 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 6,037 - Follows: 3,691 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 10/1/2015 - [Harry P., Bucky B./Winter Soldier] - Complete
Cynic and a Six-String by fringeperson reviews
When they were packing for Lawndale, Daria found Jake's old guitar. This changes things, maybe not in big ways, but it changes them all the same. Eventual TxD, many other minor pairings along the way. I don't own Daria. Complete.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 108,073 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 2/18/2016 - [Daria M., Trent L.] - Complete
Truths Revealed Lies Exposed by VFSNAKE reviews
Leia secretly learned Darth Vader was her Father when she was a little girl. Years later on the Death Star when she is about to be interrogated for the location of the Rebel Base, Leia tells him what she knows, and in doing so changes things in ways no one would imagine. Vader redemption fic.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 122,677 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 4,322 - Follows: 3,107 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 3021 - Favs: 8,641 - Follows: 6,077 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Girl Days by Kenko reviews
People keep telling me to put this here. Well, all right. It's basically the often used 'Ranma has to be a girl for a while' plot... but, well, not that after all. Because I'm a humorist, I do it without angst. If you haven't seen it before... get rea
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,866 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 7/7/2001
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11877 - Favs: 19,634 - Follows: 13,335 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Desperately Seeking Ranma by PixelWriter1 reviews
Ranma and Kasumi are missing, everyone is annoyed about it. Nabiki is doing her best, Akane is going slowly crazy (or at least crazier) and the parents are still idiots. (Chapter 54 onwards has a form of Sailor Moon crossover, which sort of just happened ;O ) See the DSR Wiki for more details, including spoilers if that doesn't bother you, at sisterhood-of-doom dot wikia dot com
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 98 - Words: 1,426,632 - Reviews: 2428 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Ranma, Nabiki, Kasumi, OC
A Dangerous Business by Caitriona3 reviews
Miss Belladonna Lilly Baggins would very much like to know how she ended up on such an adventure! The Dwarves just know they need a fourteenth member in order to pay proper honor to Yavanna, wife of their creator, Mahal. One of Yavanna's children will do...even if she looks more like a grocer than the burglar they expected.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,250 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 5/1/2016 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B.
Sisters and Friends by metameric1 reviews
Daria's moved on, and Quinn has reexamined who she is and where she's going. She doesn't like what she sees, and is determined to make some changes... (Note: same story arc as NOTES 1 and MAY I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER)
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,980 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Daria M., Quinn M.
Bruja by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Being a cat is easy. Eat, Sleep and be better than everyone because you're a cat. But what happens when the cat happens to be a witch stuck in a feline body, and runs into the one man on the planet with major anger management issues that cause wide-scale destruction? Meet Bruja, the Hulk's pet kitty...and a bigger troll than Loki could hope to be.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,650 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 6,490 - Follows: 6,684 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Naruto's Oblivion by Diresquirrel reviews
Gato got a little bit greedy and didn't anticipate how ninja would react when you sell off their baby ninjas. Naruto, Sakura, Haku and Sasuke later wake up in a dungeon.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,258 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Haku, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sleight of Hand and Twist of Fate by HeadGirl91 reviews
Amora the Enchantress might have succeeded in her plan to erase Jane from history if Darcy and the Avengers hadn't interrupted. Unfortunately, the interruption had unforeseen side effects... In 1943, Darcy Lewis, half-sister of Howard Stark runs into Steve Rogers and both of their lives may never be the same.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,590 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Darcy L., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Riding Out the Day's Events by GlynnisIsta8 reviews
SHIELD's fall had ramifications for all characters in the Avengers MCU, including Darcy Lewis. When Darcy goes to visit Erik Selvig in a SHIELD psychiatric hospital after a few days of living unplugged (sulking over a breakup), she gets a lot more than she bargained for, and then finds her way more and more into the Avengers' world... and Steve Rogers' life.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 381,240 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Darcy L. - Complete
The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,840 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 4,078 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 4,784 - Follows: 4,355 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Pagans and Angels by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Sequel to Tricksters and Gods. Loki (currently hiding under his human name Harry Potter) has escaped his part of the universe and has found refuge in a new one. So he tries the world where his favorite book series happens to be set in. The only catch returning home is almost guaranteed to get him killed. Now he has to survive a world where real magic is almost impossible to find.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,449 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 3,913 - Follows: 3,696 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Gabriel, Sam W., Dean W., Loki
The Kingdom Comes Again by ShadoeFox reviews
What if Serenitys sealing of the Negaverse lets something much worse loose...and what if she is the cause for Jusenkio to make up for that fact. This is obviously a Sailor Moon Crossover...Part eight is up, enjoy, R&R 8 & 9 up. And this time I mean it!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,183 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 4/25/2002 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Ranma
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 3,715 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2824 - Favs: 7,962 - Follows: 4,285 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard, Ashley W.] - Complete
Dis Guy, Eh? by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one way ticket to the afterlife gets derailed when the wrong person enters the portal...
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,880 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014
Wildfire's Daughter by poetikat reviews
330 years after her father saved her from a fate similar to that of her older brothers' by hiding her on Midgard, S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Hel Lokadottir, alias Darcy Lewis, finds herself in New Mexico monitoring a suspiciously active Bifrost. The last thing she expected to happen was for her meathead uncle Thor to arrive, throwing her perfect undercover life into total chaos.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,743 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Thor, Darcy L., Loki
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
White Heart by Korhil Tohru reviews
Hinata Centric. Hinata's POV. After Hinata founds an strange necklace in her house she musters the courage to talk to Naruto when they are young. How will this affect the future?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,292 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2422 - Favs: 5,323 - Follows: 3,906 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 3037 - Favs: 7,514 - Follows: 5,130 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 2,344 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 5115 - Favs: 7,218 - Follows: 4,493 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Useless Rock by Lucillia reviews
Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,848 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 2,519 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Genesis R.
Kyubed:Shinobi's Revenge on Naruto by ContraBardus reviews
A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 417,515 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume. HIATUS
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2985 - Favs: 3,146 - Follows: 2,698 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
Some Assembly Required by Belcris reviews
Naruto won! Whoops! Guess I spoke too soon because he's about to die in the middle of the battlefield when Kurama interferes. Now in a world unlike any he's ever seen before, Naruto will strive to be better. Did I forget he's met a girl that is strangely familiar? Avengers! Assemble!
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,616 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Naruto U., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 4410 - Favs: 8,544 - Follows: 6,009 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Demon's Path by Scribe of the Apocalypse reviews
A six-year-old Naruto taps into the Kyuubi to save Hinata from a cloud-nin who is being helped by Mizuki. Events force him to flee the village and he eventually apprentices under 'The Demon of Mist' Zabuza.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 698,326 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 3,343 - Follows: 2,535 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U.
New Beginnings, New Fate by FreeTheKyuubi reviews
When Naruto finally had enough, he left Konoha in attempt to get away from it all for a while. He didn't expect to meet someone who would change his destiny and become the one thing he had always wanted, family. Naruto/Tenten, Jagaa(OC)/Kurenai (not Anko. Sorry) 'M' for language and sexual humor. (yes, the start is cliche, but I hope the rest of the story entertains you)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 204,331 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Subtle Variations by Boristus reviews
Small changes can have large results. When a 12-year old Saotome Ranma escapes from his father on their way to the Tendo dojo, we find out just how large these results can be.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,489 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Ranma
Team One by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
AU What if Naruto ended up not on Team 7 or any of the other Teams, but one of those that didn't make the original cut? Such as Team One. With different teammates and a new Jounin Sensei, what will happen in Naruto's future? Naru/Hina-dating
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 196,040 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5866 - Favs: 7,833 - Follows: 8,302 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
I'm Gonna Be A Part Of It Whether I Want To Or No by tobinfic reviews
Relocated against her will to New York, Darcy Lewis has to juggle working as an admin monkey for SHIELD, covertly finishing her degree and falling in love. Only one of these things is easy, and it's not the one that she thinks it will be.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83,900 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 254 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Half Blind Date by D-Tepes reviews
Darcy Lewis. Xander Harris. A date... and Xander's luck with dates.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Xander H., Darcy L.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 5105 - Favs: 18,879 - Follows: 16,985 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3928 - Favs: 7,069 - Follows: 5,938 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
Change of Power by Ice-Tea-1983 reviews
Bayville High has a new Exchange Student: Ranma. How much of a difference will his presence make in the Mutant community?
Crossover - Ranma & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,863 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/24/2007
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 3,366 - Follows: 749 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Guardian by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma leaves Nerima and joins a special police force. Special in that it's made up of psychos, fools, and nymphomaniacs all charged with protecting Tokyo from the supernatural and terrorist forces that plague its streets.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 455,231 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2002
Troubles of a Genderly Confused Teen by Lanky Nathan reviews
Naruto awakes to find that he cannot control when or where his sexy jutsu will activate. The only thing he can say for sure is that his day thoroughly sucks. Naruto/Naruko friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,525 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Butterfly Effect by Kiraya reviews
Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 299,172 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 2,676 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Cloud S. - Complete
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 4,417 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
saved until last by Mira-Jade reviews
"I believe that you owed my grandmother a dance, soldier." When a figure straight from Peggy Carter's bedtime stories shows up, Darcy Lewis has no choice but to see the tale concluded. Darcy, Steve/Peggy
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Darcy L., Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Out of the West by Larry Huss reviews
Any suffienctly advanced science would be thought of as magic"-Arthur C. Clark. "We are being present at the birth of the Superman!"-Frederick Nietzche. AU/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 212,502 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
The secret life of Uzumaki Naruto by Luno Konick reviews
Naruto is a girl from birth but hides under the disguise of a boy. And having a friend willing to help her she managed to graduate tied for the top of the class. This story is being rewritten and republished, see author page for new version.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,421 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 6,078 - Follows: 3,285 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The nominal Hokage by Egregrisiousity reviews
Hiruzen sees an opportunity to get out of the horrendous paper work leaving the young Naruto with the opportunity of a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 2,715 - Follows: 2,529 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3730 - Favs: 7,611 - Follows: 3,890 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
My Heart's Lavender Eyes by Naruto's overseer reviews
NaruHina. Is really a Romance/Comedy/Angst/Suspense/Adventure. It is a hilarious story of Naruto's life after he becomes Chunnin. It starts just after the beginning of the Shippuden series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 396,767 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Twice Shy :: Story Two by J R LeDoux reviews
Sequel to "Two Halves" by DameWren: Naruto and Hinata return to Konoha, wiser, older and stronger. But as they look to find the life they left behind, they discover that the more things change, the more they stay the same. What adventures await them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,028 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 3,786 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Talking in Her Sleep by Determamfidd reviews
Hiccup's been away for six months. When he finally comes home, he's... well, maybe Astrid and Ruffnut shouldn't be blamed for their reactions. And they're not the only ones...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,744 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Renegade: The Missing Hokage by TheDogSage reviews
My take on the PL's Missing Hokage Challange. When forced by the council to banish Uzumaki Naruto, Tsunade makes a decision that will shake Konoha to the core. Read as our favorite blondes, joined by some unexepected allies, take the world by storm. R/R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,780 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5644 - Favs: 13,112 - Follows: 6,452 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 9107 - Favs: 14,002 - Follows: 10,745 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 4,669 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Blood of the Phoenix by midnightjen reviews
A unique visitor during the summer rewrites Harry's world and sets him on the path to Voldemort's ultimate destruction. Takes place during Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 188,914 - Reviews: 3311 - Favs: 6,080 - Follows: 3,634 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [OC, Harry P.] - Complete
Again by kimcat reviews
-Discontinued for now- Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 3,756 - Follows: 3,681 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Que Sera Sera' Is NOT An Xander Motto by Manchester reviews
A little thing like death isn't going to stop whatever dimension Xander appears in from treating that Sunnydale native as its' favorite butt-monkey.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
The Thing About Contracts Is by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,393 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 3,621 - Follows: 2,717 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4326 - Favs: 4,683 - Follows: 2,767 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Fine Spot of Trouble by Chilord reviews
Post Book 7 AU; A little over six years have passed since the events that ended the second reign of Voldemort. Now, Harry Potter is the one that needs to be rescued. Rising to this challenge is... Draco Malfoy? Apparently I have to say No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,479 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 2,561 - Follows: 910 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Draco M., Astoria G.] - Complete
The Art and Science by JustAnotherDude reviews
Naruto's father was known as a genius of Fuuinjutsu. What if, at a young age, Naruto had been pushed to study the art of sealing?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,405 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Naruto U.
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 4638 - Favs: 13,679 - Follows: 6,959 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Xander: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by samshair reviews
I think you get the drill by now. You're dumb, we're not, so we released an understandable manual.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
To become a Muggle by lifebitten reviews
After the events of GoF Harry decides to give up on magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,574 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P.
A Night At Joey's by Manchester reviews
The bartender was becoming really nervous about those two people, the only ones in the scuzzy bar just before midnight…
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,602 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9848 - Favs: 28,152 - Follows: 11,407 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
After the Training, The War by Lostmydragon reviews
The sequel to 'The Extended Training of Hyuuga Hinata' After training under the new Sanin Takara, Hinata is stronger and reclaimed her title as heir of the Hyuuga clan, She continues her training to try and prevent the coming war with the Sound
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 300,608 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 3,899 - Follows: 4,091 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15940 - Favs: 10,589 - Follows: 8,086 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Unnamed Horrors by Danyella Skyler Silverfire reviews
Only Xander would have THIS problem.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Xander H., R. Giles - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6587 - Favs: 14,186 - Follows: 5,738 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Past Lives by Alex Mcpherson reviews
Willow discovers a couple of related spells, easy ones, and decides to try them out with the group. The results are very surprising, for all concerned. The Spells allow the group to glimpse any of their souls' past lives...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,631 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 93 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Xander H., Cordelia C.
Shinobi Kitsune by Dragnos reviews
Set after the Chunnin Exams. Naruto and Sasuke make a bet. Naruto goes missing. Where is he? Who will Find him? And why is there a blonde talking fox sleeping in Hinata's bedroom?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,817 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
One and the Same by Anthony1 reviews
AU. Naruto just wanted to become a shinobi like the rest of his friends. Training and doing missions didn't seem like too much to ask. However, something happens that changes all that. Only time will tell if he can handle it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 280,059 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 3,456 - Follows: 3,395 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Soul of the Seal: The Ninja Adventures by MRDRK1 reviews
EpFic1 (EFFECTIVELY DEAD UNTIL FUTURE NOTICE. SORRY)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 221,655 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Harry Potter and the Warrior's Path by librarywitch reviews
This is a what if story. Canon will be followed when it fits my story. Harry is powerful but not a superhero, Harry and Hermione the main pairing, rating may change down the road.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 203,787 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 4,359 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 3,648 - Follows: 1,933 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Alternate Universe! by Crossover King 46 reviews
During the Mizuki incident, Naruto did not learn the Kage Bunshin. Instead, he managed to come across a technique with a use steeped in madness... What is the Alternate Universe Kuchiyose no Jutsu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Spoiled Brats by DarkFyre99 reviews
When faced with the ultimate love triangle from hell, how can Ranma stop three spoiled brats from destroying the world... again? A Ranma 1/2, PGSM Crossover.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 94,300 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008
Chaos by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto dies at the Valley of the End but then the god of chaos appears and decides to mess with Naruto life making him his champion. Mass crossover and multiple pairing.
Crossover - Movie X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 262,579 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Gender Bending? by GodofAwesome reviews
Sexy Jutsu isn't Gender Change Jutsu. I take this idea and run with it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,414 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U.
No Need for Destiny by Innortal reviews
A spell botched by Happosai sends Ranma and Nabiki away for three days. But was it all that happened to the two?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,776 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Nabiki, Ranma
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 4,743 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 4,857 - Follows: 3,580 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 2,945 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
One Half a Wing and a Prayer Clean version by Tirsis reviews
Ranma takes the plunge, and comes out with a pair of leather wings. Now the boy with no idea of how to deal with women is a sucubuss. Good luck, buddy.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 207,461 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
A Very Long Vacation by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Tempered by Spiritual Fire by malciah reviews
After successfully retrieving Uchiha Sasuke, Naruto is exiled from the leaf village, lost and despondent he comes across the fire temple and begins anew. Seven years later he has a new life with new responsibilities. Problem is, Konoha now wants him back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,133 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 2,682 - Follows: 2,806 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Naruto U.
Mahou mo Ken by Enterprise1701-d reviews
When Harry cries out for help during a nightmare, halfway around the world somebody listens. Somebody that will change the way Harry looks at magic... forever. On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 151,685 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 2,384 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4914 - Favs: 13,738 - Follows: 6,457 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Naruto Prince of Thieves by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Taken away from the leaf at the age of five by a man called Gambit, Naruto returns at age 16. What kind of Naruto will it be? X-man? Ninja?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 91,914 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 2,361 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Kizuna by Kyogre reviews
DISCONTINUED Uzumaki's a girl, Uchiha's on her team. And Inuzuka's just caught in the middle. Team Seven takes dysfunctionality to new levels. fem-naruto
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,153 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto, Sorceror for hire by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Basically, what you see is what you get. Naruto knows magic. Also, Zabuza is accidentally transformed into a woman. Now you pretty much have to read it, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,864 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007
The Life and Times of ToraChan by evil genus reviews
One-Shot! I think the title says it all. It is dedicated to all the psycho cats in the world...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Tora - Complete
Integral by moonjump05 reviews
A series of small steps that lead to a whole. Naruhina. Spoilers. Alternate timeline now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,678 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
I Play My Part You Play Your Game by Bastard Snow reviews
Lucy Lane comes back to Smallville, and she’s not alone.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,227 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
The Tenant, The Sensei by L.V. of Wales reviews
What if the Kyuubi showed himself to Naruto at a young age because of a life threatening situation and agreed to help him train to become the Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U.
All because of a dress by maverick9871 reviews
The day of team placement Ino sees Naruto attack Sasuke and then the event later with Sakura and this event changes the future of the Shinobi nation and pushes Naruto beyond the breaking point. Every choice has a consequence. Pairing Naruto Ino later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,914 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Leaves in the the Wind by Ambrant Arandel reviews
NarutoATLA crossover. Aang and company come to Naruto's world looking for the remnant of the air nomads. Konoha will never be the same... Pairings undecided, TsunadexIroh likely. They ARE the roughly the same age after all...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,571 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
From the Ashes by peppymint reviews
After being left for dead, Naruto starts his new life, away from Konoha. Slight AU due to lack of specific information. Please read my Naruto Timeline, don't skip it. R&R Sequel is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,981 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A new life in a new land by NeoKenshin reviews
When an orphan girl hero from another world lands in Konoha, her entire life changes as she finds the life she always wanted, the friends she always deserved...and the family she always needed. The first saga is complete..And so is the movie!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 543,279 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Loved all along by pink.love.rocks reviews
Naurto unconsciously tells Hinata that he loves her. Hinata of course is thrilled. Ino and Sakura arrange their first "date." What decision will Naruto make when he is faced with breaking Hinata's heart or telling her the truth about what he holds?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,275 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
I am not Submissive! by Chronos Astral reviews
Naruto was a nice guy. A little too nice, at times, for his own good. So then how will he take being the living teddy bear of the girls of his life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,024 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Naruto U.
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 4,358 - Follows: 2,004 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Vixens and Kitsune by Archangel N. Bloodraven reviews
Naruto finds that not all bloodline abilities have a place on the battlefield, but discovers his own gifts have a use in another critcal ninja art: Seduction. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,444 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Divergence by Shadow Master reviews
BtVSStar Wars It was a night of chaos and change when Glory attempted to use DawnThe Key to tear down the barriers between dimensions. Amidst such chaos unpredictable things can happen both here and in a galaxy far, far away.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 150,355 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Complete
Kurenai Knight by maverick9871 reviews
See how a simple change in time can change the life of so many. NarutoxKurenai AnkoxIruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,433 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9436 - Favs: 8,025 - Follows: 3,928 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 3,195 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2437 - Favs: 5,232 - Follows: 3,005 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 3,752 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Person I Admire by Gadalla Rune reviews
Its been 3 yrs since the battle at the Valley of the End. Naruto returns home, much to the joy of a certain Hyuuga girl, but to keep that joy they're going to have to fight for it... away from Konoha. NaruXHina & other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 234,887 - Reviews: 2670 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Virtual Hokage by Type-00 reviews
Everyone loves a good video game, but Sandaime decides to make Naruto's favorite more than just a game. Much more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,790 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U.
Cause and Effect by Z. Alexander reviews
In the end, Sasuke couldn't let Naruto kill him...and he couldn't kill Naruto, either. So he did the only thing he COULD do...and Naruto is now very, very confused. Watch out, Konoha, because Uzumaki Naruto is about to make history. NOT SasuNaru, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,259 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and Merlin's Gifts by GryffRavHuffSlythendor reviews
AU Harry explores Hogwarts at night and discovers something that would change his life forever Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 210,157 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Shinji Saotome by mastermage reviews
Gendo's gut is telling him something during an angel battle and he listens. A misplaced Shinji is the result. After lots of prodding from all kinds of people chapter 14 is finally up.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,281 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Shinji I. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 6,522 - Follows: 2,946 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Theory of Relativity by American Soldier reviews
Crossover fic. An old friend comes to visit Xander
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,389 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Xander H., Wednesday A. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7314 - Favs: 6,227 - Follows: 2,711 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Extended Training of Hyuuga Hinata by Lostmydragon reviews
Hinatas confidence is shot after lossing an easy battle and she losses everything dear to her, forced to leave the village her fate rests with a stranger Can she prove her father wrong and show her true strengh. Chap 1 only an intro read on it get better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,059 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2912 - Favs: 4,500 - Follows: 3,874 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 6,237 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Experiments by Shivakashi reviews
Post Timeskip. Sakura's curiosity leads to a unique situation that teaches her more about the true nature of a certain blond shinobi...and awakens new possibilities. NaruSaku slight yuri!sexynojutsu but mostly het
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,782 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Naruko U.] - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Prove the Pervert Wrong by KyuubiMan reviews
Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,055 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U.
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 6,362 - Follows: 1,477 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by Tyrant174 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3421 - Favs: 7,166 - Follows: 2,836 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
From the Dairy of A L Harris by Oldfart reviews
On Xander's road trip he meets a few people, makes friends. Multi crossovers
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,649 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005
Harry Potter and the Harem of Honeys by szordara reviews
Harry’s destiny has taken a sharp turn from what was intended. At age seven, he figures out that he can make things happen at will, like magic. He forms a gang of Dudley's female victims, who gather for mutual protection and later friendship. Together,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,712 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 2,460 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Family Matters by DhampyrX2 reviews
Xander has hidden family. Xander discovers them. Xander's life gets turned upside down in a way that will hopefully help everyone evolve a bit. HellsingCastlevania elements added. Please forgive formatting problems. FF.net is being difficult.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 87,119 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 10/11/2004
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The Hokage is Splitsville reviews
Answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage Challenge see his profile for details. chapter 4 up: Naruto and the gang are on their way after his banishment, but trouble follows them on the way to Wave
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,603 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Cracked Pottery reviews
A collection of one shots, mostly crack-fick. Rated M for adult content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,755 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Harry P.
Triwizard Bewitched reviews
Oneshot, for now. What would happen if Samantha was the principal of the school Harry Potter was the champion of in the Triwizard cup.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Crackup reviews
AU, Naruto finds a teacher at a young age after being saved from a mob of villagers, yadda yadda yadda Strong Naruto, Clown Naruto, OC and Cameo, OOC support characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Naruto U.
Three old friends reviews
In mourning their fallen team-mate, the survivors of team seven find a way to move forward. NaruXSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Living Sacrifice reviews
The Yondaime confronts the Kyuubi, and finds another way to save the village. AU Naruto, Good Kyuubi, Living Kushina and Minato
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama
Icha Icha NaruHina reviews
The genin 9 are few years out of the academy, but some are having a little trouble growing up. A Naruto x Hinata love story, with some other pairings. Mild language and suggestive situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,667 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.