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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Bewitched.

Not a lot to say, really. I'm 28, live in the San Francisco area of California, USA. I abandoned the scholarly pursuit of my literary ambitions after my freshman year of college in favor of the visual arts. As a result, I have a BFA in Painting. I tend to write for my own amusement more than I share it with others, however a few weeks of reading Fanfic while sick made me feel like contributing to what's out there. I don't know if I'll ever un-lazy-fy enough to make good on my original stories, but we'll see.

I had a plot idea that won't realy take off for me, but I would love to see someone take a crack at it. Standard challenge rules apply; credit it as a challenge by me, and PM me to let me know, so I can read it! I hope someone makes something out of it, cause i'm to lazy/blocked to write it properly:

Challenge#1: Last Man Standing Tsunade gets called in (if she is not the Hokage yet) to deal with a mysterious "outbreak". The first symptom is falling into a coma, and then after a month, the body converts physicaly, down to a genetic level, into a female body. Turns out The Kyuubi is getting revenge on Naruto's abusers, and the village, by turning all Konoha's men into women! Imangine the chaos in the village infrastructure as fully one half of he populace falls into a coma, especialy given the inherent sexism of a ninja village. Possible harem later, as theoreticaly, Naruto would end up the last man in Konoha, or possibly in the elemental nations. That is assuming he doesn't become female himself!

Author update(08/2009): Um, so a while ago my hardrive died and took my notes on my fics with it, which is part of the reason I have taken so long updating. I am trying to remember what I had planned. also, I got a girlfriend, which kind of eats my free time. sorry everyone.

P.S.: I am the three tailed toaster strudel! OF DOOOOOM!!

"I will smite you with the sharingan fist!"

"Dude, did you just shoot your eyeball out at me? gross!"

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The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,840 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 5h - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,834 - Reviews: 5308 - Favs: 8,351 - Follows: 9,153 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 3,240 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Escape Plan Green by Mystic 777 reviews
Sometimes the best plans are the crazy ones, let's hope Cloud can hold on to his sanity long enough to save the world. Crack-ish take on Zack surviving the trip to Midgar and beyond.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,172 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 526,677 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 3,994 - Follows: 3,667 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Once More, With Feeling by Illusor Meaneld reviews
If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 145,208 - Reviews: 2773 - Favs: 2,921 - Follows: 3,063 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 715,476 - Reviews: 7274 - Favs: 6,916 - Follows: 7,980 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,564 - Reviews: 4714 - Favs: 8,449 - Follows: 10,329 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 2,611 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
Dis Guy, Eh? by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one way ticket to the afterlife gets derailed when the wrong person enters the portal...
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,880 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
White Heart by Korhil Tohru reviews
Hinata Centric. Hinata's POV. After Hinata founds an strange necklace in her house she musters the courage to talk to Naruto when they are young. How will this affect the future?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,292 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2056 - Favs: 3,791 - Follows: 3,174 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2662 - Favs: 5,284 - Follows: 3,996 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kyubed:Shinobi's Revenge on Naruto by ContraBardus reviews
A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 417,515 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2637 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
Fallen by ForgerOfLies reviews
Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 2,845 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dawn S., Harry P.
Some Assembly Required by Belcris reviews
Naruto won! Whoops! Guess I spoke too soon because he's about to die in the middle of the battlefield when Kurama interferes. Now in a world unlike any he's ever seen before, Naruto will strive to be better. Did I forget he's met a girl that is strangely familiar? Avengers! Assemble!
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,616 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Naruto U., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 3835 - Favs: 5,071 - Follows: 4,129 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,596 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 2,172 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Demon's Path by Scribe of the Apocalypse reviews
A six-year-old Naruto taps into the Kyuubi to save Hinata from a cloud-nin who is being helped by Mizuki. Events force him to flee the village and he eventually apprentices under 'The Demon of Mist' Zabuza.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 698,326 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U.
New Beginnings, New Fate by FreeTheKyuubi reviews
When Naruto finally had enough, he left Konoha in attempt to get away from it all for a while. He didn't expect to meet someone who would change his destiny and become the one thing he had always wanted, family. Naruto/Tenten, Jagaa(OC)/Kurenai (not Anko. Sorry) 'M' for language and sexual humor. (yes, the start is cliche, but I hope the rest of the story entertains you)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 204,331 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Subtle Variations by Boristus reviews
Small changes can have large results. When a 12-year old Saotome Ranma escapes from his father on their way to the Tendo dojo, we find out just how large these results can be.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,489 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Ranma
Team One by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
AU What if Naruto ended up not on Team 7 or any of the other Teams, but one of those that didn't make the original cut? Such as Team One. With different teammates and a new Jounin Sensei, what will happen in Naruto's future? Naru/Hina-dating
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 196,040 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5390 - Favs: 5,610 - Follows: 6,339 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
The Half Blind Date by D-Tepes reviews
Darcy Lewis. Xander Harris. A date... and Xander's luck with dates.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Xander H., Darcy L.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3963 - Favs: 11,140 - Follows: 10,455 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3645 - Favs: 5,238 - Follows: 4,700 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
Change of Power by Ice-Tea-1983 reviews
Bayville High has a new Exchange Student: Ranma. How much of a difference will his presence make in the Mutant community?
Crossover - Ranma & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,863 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/24/2007
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 313 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Troubles of a Genderly Confused Teen by Lanky Nathan reviews
Naruto awakes to find that he cannot control when or where his sexy jutsu will activate. The only thing he can say for sure is that his day thoroughly sucks. Naruto/Naruko friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,525 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
More Time On The Clock by Soxman reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, after destroying Akatsuki, defeating Madara, and killing Kabuto, settled down for a peaceful life as the Legendary Toad Sage. It was to be his mantle until the day he died. Or at least it was supposed to be...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,221 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Butterfly Effect by Kiraya reviews
Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 299,172 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Cloud S. - Complete
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Out of the West by Larry Huss reviews
Any suffienctly advanced science would be thought of as magic"-Arthur C. Clark. "We are being present at the birth of the Superman!"-Frederick Nietzche. AU/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 212,502 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
The secret life of Uzumaki Naruto by Luno Konick reviews
Naruto is a girl from birth but hides under the disguise of a boy. And having a friend willing to help her she managed to graduate tied for the top of the class. femnaru some naruhina narushika .Being Revised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,421 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 4,153 - Follows: 2,469 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The nominal Hokage by Egregrisiousity reviews
Hiruzen sees an opportunity to get out of the horrendous paper work leaving the young Naruto with the opportunity of a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 2,368 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3190 - Favs: 4,700 - Follows: 2,407 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
My Heart's Lavender Eyes by Naruto's overseer reviews
NaruHina. Is really a Romance/Comedy/Angst/Suspense/Adventure. It is a hilarious story of Naruto's life after he becomes Chunnin. It starts just after the beginning of the Shippuden series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 396,767 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Twice Shy :: Story Two by J R LeDoux reviews
Sequel to "Two Halves" by DameWren: Naruto and Hinata return to Konoha, wiser, older and stronger. But as they look to find the life they left behind, they discover that the more things change, the more they stay the same. What adventures await them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,028 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 2,861 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Talking in Her Sleep by Determamfidd reviews
Hiccup's been away for six months. When he finally comes home, he's... well, maybe Astrid and Ruffnut shouldn't be blamed for their reactions. And they're not the only ones...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,744 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Renegade: The Missing Hokage by TheDogSage reviews
My take on the PL's Missing Hokage Challange. When forced by the council to banish Uzumaki Naruto, Tsunade makes a decision that will shake Konoha to the core. Read as our favorite blondes, joined by some unexepected allies, take the world by storm. R/R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,780 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4986 - Favs: 8,409 - Follows: 4,355 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8550 - Favs: 10,393 - Follows: 7,854 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 3,233 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Blood of the Phoenix by midnightjen reviews
A unique visitor during the summer rewrites Harry's world and sets him on the path to Voldemort's ultimate destruction. Takes place during Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 188,914 - Reviews: 2885 - Favs: 3,612 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [OC, Harry P.] - Complete
Again by kimcat reviews
Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 3,059 - Follows: 3,078 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Que Sera Sera' Is NOT An Xander Motto by Manchester reviews
A little thing like death isn't going to stop whatever dimension Xander appears in from treating that Sunnydale native as its' favorite butt-monkey.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
The Thing About Contracts Is by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,393 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4063 - Favs: 3,579 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Fine Spot of Trouble by Chilord reviews
Post Book 7 AU; A little over six years have passed since the events that ended the second reign of Voldemort. Now, Harry Potter is the one that needs to be rescued. Rising to this challenge is... Draco Malfoy? Apparently I have to say No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,479 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 143 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Draco M., Astoria G.] - Complete
The Art and Science by JustAnotherDude reviews
Naruto's father was known as a genius of Fuuinjutsu. What if, at a young age, Naruto had been pushed to study the art of sealing?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,405 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Naruto U.
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 3831 - Favs: 7,333 - Follows: 3,959 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Xander: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by samshair reviews
I think you get the drill by now. You're dumb, we're not, so we released an understandable manual.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
To become a Muggle by lifebitten reviews
After the events of GoF Harry decides to give up on magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,574 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P.
A Night At Joey's by Manchester reviews
The bartender was becoming really nervous about those two people, the only ones in the scuzzy bar just before midnight…
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Xander H., Faith L. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8194 - Favs: 15,548 - Follows: 6,563 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
After the Training, The War by Lostmydragon reviews
The sequel to 'The Extended Training of Hyuuga Hinata' After training under the new Sanin Takara, Hinata is stronger and reclaimed her title as heir of the Hyuuga clan, She continues her training to try and prevent the coming war with the Sound
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 300,608 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 2,872 - Follows: 3,114 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14388 - Favs: 7,518 - Follows: 5,681 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Unnamed Horrors by Danyella Skyler Silverfire reviews
Only Xander would have THIS problem.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Xander H., R. Giles - Complete
Past Lives by Alex Mcpherson reviews
Willow discovers a couple of related spells, easy ones, and decides to try them out with the group. The results are very surprising, for all concerned. The Spells allow the group to glimpse any of their souls' past lives...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Xander H., Cordelia C.
Shinobi Kitsune by Dragnos reviews
Set after the Chunnin Exams. Naruto and Sasuke make a bet. Naruto goes missing. Where is he? Who will Find him? And why is there a blonde talking fox sleeping in Hinata's bedroom?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,817 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
One and the Same by Anthony1 reviews
AU. Naruto just wanted to become a shinobi like the rest of his friends. Training and doing missions didn't seem like too much to ask. However, something happens that changes all that. Only time will tell if he can handle it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 280,059 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 3,101 - Follows: 3,132 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Hi, Bye, and Lies by VegaKeep reviews
AU Where Xander didn't tell his lie to Buffy in Becoming.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,013 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 5/1/2001 - Xander H., Wesley W.
Soul of the Seal: The Ninja Adventures by MrDust reviews
EpFic1 The same village, the same life, but having one foxy friend will make all the diffrence. Please review, it's the whole point.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 221,655 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Harry Potter and the Warrior's Path by librarywitch reviews
This is a what if story. Canon will be followed when it fits my story. Harry is powerful but not a superhero, Harry and Hermione the main pairing, rating may change down the road.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 203,787 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Alternate Universe! by Crossover King 46 reviews
During the Mizuki incident, Naruto did not learn the Kage Bunshin. Instead, he managed to come across a technique with a use steeped in madness... What is the Alternate Universe Kuchiyose no Jutsu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Chaos by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto dies at the Valley of the End but then the god of chaos appears and decides to mess with Naruto life making him his champion. Mass crossover and multiple pairing.
Crossover - Movie X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 262,579 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Gender Bending? by GodofAwesome reviews
Sexy Jutsu isn't Gender Change Jutsu. I take this idea and run with it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,414 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U.
No Need for Destiny by Innortal reviews
A spell botched by Happosai sends Ranma and Nabiki away for three days. But was it all that happened to the two?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,776 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Nabiki, Ranma
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 3,364 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 2,558 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
One Half a Wing and a Prayer Clean version by Tirsis reviews
Ranma takes the plunge, and comes out with a pair of leather wings. Now the boy with no idea of how to deal with women is a sucubuss. Good luck, buddy.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 207,461 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
A Very Long Vacation by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Tempered by Spiritual Fire by malciah reviews
After successfully retrieving Uchiha Sasuke, Naruto is exiled from the leaf village, lost and despondent he comes across the fire temple and begins anew. Seven years later he has a new life with new responsibilities. Problem is, Konoha now wants him back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,133 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 2,431 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Naruto U.
Mahou mo Ken by Enterprise1701-d reviews
When Harry cries out for help during a nightmare, halfway around the world somebody listens. Somebody that will change the way Harry looks at magic... forever. On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 151,685 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 8,353 - Follows: 3,820 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Naruto Prince of Thieves by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Taken away from the leaf at the age of five by a man called Gambit, Naruto returns at age 16. What kind of Naruto will it be? X-man? Ninja?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 91,914 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Kizuna by Kyogre reviews
DISCONTINUED Uzumaki's a girl, Uchiha's on her team. And Inuzuka's just caught in the middle. Team Seven takes dysfunctionality to new levels. fem-naruto
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,153 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto, Sorceror for hire by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Basically, what you see is what you get. Naruto knows magic. Also, Zabuza is accidentally transformed into a woman. Now you pretty much have to read it, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,864 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007
The Life and Times of ToraChan by evil genus reviews
One-Shot! I think the title says it all. It is dedicated to all the psycho cats in the world...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Tora - Complete
Integral by moonjump05 reviews
A series of small steps that lead to a whole. Naruhina. Spoilers. Alternate timeline now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,678 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
I Play My Part You Play Your Game by Bastard Snow reviews
Lucy Lane comes back to Smallville, and she’s not alone.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,227 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
The Tenant, The Sensei by L.V. of Wales reviews
What if the Kyuubi showed himself to Naruto at a young age because of a life threatening situation and agreed to help him train to become the Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U.
All because of a dress by maverick9871 reviews
The day of team placement Ino sees Naruto attack Sasuke and then the event later with Sakura and this event changes the future of the Shinobi nation and pushes Naruto beyond the breaking point. Every choice has a consequence. Pairing Naruto Ino later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,914 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Leaves in the the Wind by Ambrant Arandel reviews
NarutoATLA crossover. Aang and company come to Naruto's world looking for the remnant of the air nomads. Konoha will never be the same... Pairings undecided, TsunadexIroh likely. They ARE the roughly the same age after all...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,571 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
From the Ashes by peppymint reviews
After being left for dead, Naruto starts his new life, away from Konoha. Slight AU due to lack of specific information. Please read my Naruto Timeline, don't skip it. R&R Sequel is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,981 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A new life in a new land by NeoKenshin reviews
When an orphan girl hero from another world lands in Konoha, her entire life changes as she finds the life she always wanted, the friends she always deserved...and the family she always needed. The first saga is complete..And so is the movie!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 543,038 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Loved all along by pink.love.rocks reviews
Naurto unconsciously tells Hinata that he loves her. Hinata of course is thrilled. Ino and Sakura arrange their first "date." What decision will Naruto make when he is faced with breaking Hinata's heart or telling her the truth about what he holds?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,275 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
I am not Submissive! by Chronos Astral reviews
Naruto was a nice guy. A little too nice, at times, for his own good. So then how will he take being the living teddy bear of the girls of his life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,024 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Naruto U.
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Vixens and Kitsune by Archangel N. Bloodraven reviews
Naruto finds that not all bloodline abilities have a place on the battlefield, but discovers his own gifts have a use in another critcal ninja art: Seduction. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,444 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Divergence by Shadow Master reviews
BtVSStar Wars It was a night of chaos and change when Glory attempted to use DawnThe Key to tear down the barriers between dimensions. Amidst such chaos unpredictable things can happen both here and in a galaxy far, far away.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 150,355 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Complete
Kurenai Knight by maverick9871 reviews
See how a simple change in time can change the life of so many. NarutoxKurenai AnkoxIruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,433 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 8920 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 3,920 - Follows: 2,119 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Person I Admire by Gadalla Rune reviews
Its been 3 yrs since the battle at the Valley of the End. Naruto returns home, much to the joy of a certain Hyuuga girl, but to keep that joy they're going to have to fight for it... away from Konoha. NaruXHina & other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 234,887 - Reviews: 2646 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Virtual Hokage by Type-00 reviews
Everyone loves a good video game, but Sandaime decides to make Naruto's favorite more than just a game. Much more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,790 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U.
Cause and Effect by Z. Alexander reviews
In the end, Sasuke couldn't let Naruto kill him...and he couldn't kill Naruto, either. So he did the only thing he COULD do...and Naruto is now very, very confused. Watch out, Konoha, because Uzumaki Naruto is about to make history. NOT SasuNaru, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,259 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and Merlin's Gifts by GryffRavHuffSlythendor reviews
AU Harry explores Hogwarts at night and discovers something that would change his life forever Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 210,157 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 3,886 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7093 - Favs: 5,491 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Extended Training of Hyuuga Hinata by Lostmydragon reviews
Hinatas confidence is shot after lossing an easy battle and she losses everything dear to her, forced to leave the village her fate rests with a stranger Can she prove her father wrong and show her true strengh. Chap 1 only an intro read on it get better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,059 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2828 - Favs: 3,700 - Follows: 3,138 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 3,928 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Experiments by Shivakashi reviews
Post Timeskip. Sakura’s curiosity leads to a unique situation that teaches her more about the true nature of a certain blond shinobi...and awakens new possibilities. NaruSaku slight yuri!sexynojutsu but mostly het
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,782 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Prove the Pervert Wrong by KyuubiMan reviews
Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,055 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U.
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 3,882 - Follows: 634 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3171 - Favs: 5,283 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
From the Dairy of A L Harris by Oldfart reviews
On Xander's road trip he meets a few people, makes friends. Multi crossovers
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,649 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005
Harry Potter and the Harem of Honeys by szordara reviews
Harry’s destiny has taken a sharp turn from what was intended. At age seven, he figures out that he can make things happen at will, like magic. He forms a gang of Dudley's female victims, who gather for mutual protection and later friendship. Together,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,712 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Family Matters by DhampyrX2 reviews
Xander has hidden family. Xander discovers them. Xander's life gets turned upside down in a way that will hopefully help everyone evolve a bit. HellsingCastlevania elements added. Please forgive formatting problems. FF.net is being difficult.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 87,119 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 10/11/2004
Girl Days by Kenko reviews
People keep telling me to put this here. Well, all right. It's basically the often used 'Ranma has to be a girl for a while' plot... but, well, not that after all. Because I'm a humorist, I do it without angst. If you haven't seen it before... get rea
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,051 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/14/2001 - Published: 7/7/2001
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The Hokage is Splitsville reviews
Answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage Challenge see his profile for details. chapter 4 up: Naruto and the gang are on their way after his banishment, but trouble follows them on the way to Wave
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,603 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Cracked Pottery reviews
A collection of one shots, mostly crack-fick. Rated M for adult content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,755 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Harry P.
Triwizard Bewitched reviews
Oneshot, for now. What would happen if Samantha was the principal of the school Harry Potter was the champion of in the Triwizard cup.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Crackup reviews
AU, Naruto finds a teacher at a young age after being saved from a mob of villagers, yadda yadda yadda Strong Naruto, Clown Naruto, OC and Cameo, OOC support characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Naruto U.
Three old friends reviews
In mourning their fallen team-mate, the survivors of team seven find a way to move forward. NaruXSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Living Sacrifice reviews
The Yondaime confronts the Kyuubi, and finds another way to save the village. AU Naruto, Good Kyuubi, Living Kushina and Minato
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama
Icha Icha NaruHina reviews
The genin 9 are few years out of the academy, but some are having a little trouble growing up. A Naruto x Hinata love story, with some other pairings. Mild language and suggestive situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,667 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.