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Joined 10-16-08, id: 1718348, Profile Updated: 05-22-13
Author has written 5 stories for Bleach, and Pokémon.

Hello fellow fanfictioners, welcome to my profile!

Name: Kristen, but feel free to call me by my username as well

Location: New Jersey. Somebody has to represent.

About Me: I'm extremely sarcastic and frequently rude to my friends, but otherwise I'm extremely apologetic and friendly to those who I don't know well. I curse like a sailor and my volume is often on high. I enjoy playing the piano, crocheting, drawing, painting, puppies, rainbows, and long walks on the beach. I adore Rooster Teeth and I frequently play video games.


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Last updated at May 22, 2013.

An Attempt at Drabbles; HIATUS. I'm lazy so not really motivated sorry. Feel free to leave reviews/requests though, an interesting prompt might get me started writing again.

Nonexistant; HIATUS. Lazy. And I honestly have no idea where to take the story right now without having it end in five chapters.

Difference in Reality; HIATUS. I really love this fic and I have plans for it but yeah I'm lazy.

SPICE!; UPDATING. Planned out a couple chapters so hopefully I'll get around to writing this more.


As much as I love writing, it means so much more to me when you guys leave me reviews! Your reviews actually motivate me and remind me of why I'm writing.

Thank you to all my readers!

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Secret Adventures of Haruhi Fujioka by BD-Z reviews
AU: Haruhi Fujioka is the best at what she does, she gets the richest and most handsome clients. However, life becomes complicated when she attempts to balance her work life and personal life. [Haruhi x All Hosts] [Haruhi x Twins]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 157,914 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 6/29/2010 - [Haruhi F., Kaoru H., Hikaru H.] Tamaki S. - Complete
My Final Mistake by xRandomestx reviews
Waking up in the 15th Century isn't exactly something you can prepare yourself for. Meeting a famous painter, saving lives and becoming a part of something more important than time itself even more so. With a strange voice in her head and a skilled Assassin by her side, Jessica must figure out what it is that she must do and who she must become.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,242 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Ezio A., OC
Demons from My Past by evenstar lady reviews
Byakuya has lived everything there is to live for a thousand years, being a powerful and skilled demon. Then his path crosses fatefully with a headstrong human girl, and he realizes he might not have lived... or loved long enough. AU ByaRuki fic, rated M.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 270,537 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Byakuya K., Rukia K.
Version 2 by NorthernTrash-x reviews
More Bleach ficlets, for a range of characters, pairings and scenarios. Yaoi/Yuri/Het/AU/OC/etc. Open for requests.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 425 - Words: 145,474 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 1/9/2010
Consequences HIMYM by DreamsofSpike reviews
Barney is desperate to get Ted to forgive him for sleeping with Robin, so desperate that he'll literally do ANYTHING. But he has no idea just how much Ted will ask of him. DARK
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,167 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Barney S., Ted M.
Situations of the Ficlet Kind by perfectionsettling reviews
A series of ficlets; little plots that will never become full fledged fics. Born from my mind of anything and everything. Reader beware. These chapters: Hitman!Starrk. Fluffy!ByaxRuki. Ikkaku&Yumichika plant shopping. AU!ShinjixHiyori
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011
Pokemon 0 by Afroshock reviews
The Amber Act is a law that makes impoverished or academically failing kids into Pokemon Trainers. This story tracks the adventures and life of one such Trainer who learns he's no different from the Pokemon has has to catch and raise.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,120 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
If I Die Young by twirltheflag reviews
Augustina has always done whatever it takes to be the the best Assassin. So when Ezio comes along and starts out doing her while also flirting with her, she vows to never go down with out a fight. Rated for language, suggestive themes, and violence.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,903 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Ezio A.
Requiem For a Nightmare by MyRoadOfBlood reviews
The realization the Door Lord helped them piece together has given their fate another chance, will they take it? As they revisit old memories, good and bad, it brings them together stronger than they had ever been. MarcelinexBubblegum.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum
So I Could Live Forever by Silver33650 reviews
Modest yet ambitious and very interested in science, young Caroline manages to net her dream job at Aperture Science as the founder's personal assistant. As time passes, her dream becomes a nightmare... My first story.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,625 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Caroline
Ouran Ficlets by perfectionsettling reviews
Because I can't commit myself to anything longer than a three-shot. Ficlets and small plotlines that will never amount to a full fledged fic, about anything and everything. R&R? This chapter: Tama/Haru fluff.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Pokemon 0: Hearts of Trainers by Afroshock reviews
It's been four years since Ed met Rob and got involved with Team Zero. He's lived a comfortable life in Sinnoh until trouble comes to Veilstone and he gets caught in it. This is the sequel to Pokemon 0.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,148 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011
You've been here all along by griffin-queen-of-silver-skies reviews
When you have no left in the world to talk to but the object of your hatred. You learn to live, to let things go, and perhaps even to love. A short GLaDOS/Wheatley oneshot.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Complete
Resolve by Fluff Inc reviews
Lizzie tries to cover it up with hair ribbons, muslin gowns, and jeweled accessories. But try as she might, there are some things she simply cannot deny. Spoilers for Chapter 57 of the manga.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Elizabeth M. - Complete
Stolen Kisses by Fluff Inc reviews
Five ways in which Suoh Tamaki steals kisses. Chapter 6: 4 times Suoh Tamaki Failed to Properly Kiss Fujioka Haruhi and 1 Time He Did ; a rewrite.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
The Good Times are Killing Me by SoldierG65434-2 reviews
-AU-Yoruichi, diagnosed with hypersexual activity disorder, moves to Karakura for treatment.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,805 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Surprise by Letzte reviews
Makoto visits Noel and persuedes her to do something nice for Jin... Noel has her misgivings. Slight as in tradition Jin/Noel.
BlazBlue - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Jin K., Noel V. - Complete
A Tomboy in the host club, Say WHAT! by A Shadow's Pawn reviews
A normal kid, a mid-class family, and a tragic past. Sounds familiar? NOT a Haruhi story. Once Akira had gotten involved with the rich teenagers.. will she be able to keep her past hidden? Some KaoruxOC, and future KyouyaxOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,782 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H.
The Heart Between Us by Animegoil reviews
AU: Shizuo makes a deal with a god in order to save Kasuka. The smirking creature says, "Then the contract is sealed. I take half of your heart in return for boundless strength." Shizuo/Izaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Let's Play the Which One is Daddy Game! by Psyche Eros reviews
When it came to Hikaru and Kaoru, Haruhi could always tell one from the other... except when it's about picking which one is the baby's dad. The boys and the hormones aren't making it easy, that's for sure. There's too much drama involved before any of them can get the answer- but once they do, whose hearts will have to break?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,391 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
I Never Told You by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Canada is left heartbroken after America is gone. Past AmeriCana, get ready for another songfic of tears and angst! T for hinted yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
What Was That! by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Prussia hears a really odd noise, and freaks out. Rated T for Prussia's language tsk tsk! and PruCan innuendos.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Snow and Shiro's Great Adventure by Sulhadahne reviews
/oneshot/ Hitsugaya has been sent on a mission to an annoying new world and he can't get that stupid human to stop following him. "I am not a 'L'Cie' and my name is not SHIRO!" Snow and Hitsugaya team up.
Crossover - Bleach & Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto, Snow, Shiva - Complete
Ivan's HowTo Guide Of A Strong Economy by LoliTurk reviews
Welcome to Ivan's lesson on his nation's economic policy! Now hand me those chains...Wait, what? What do mean that has nothing to do with banking? Yaoi Now with communism!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
You Look Like A Woman by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Prussia being obnoxious and Canada dealing with it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Interruption by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Just some PruCan, with America being obnoxious as usual
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Anticipation Makes Everything Better by Animegoil reviews
Shizuo always appears at the worst of moments, like right after Izaya has had a bad run-in with the yakuza. But every time Izaya thinks he's got him figured out, the stupid brute has to go and defy him. One-shot. Implied Shizuo/Izaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Like An Open Book by LinBean reviews
A not so simple Gureru AU. Shigure Sohma, successful writer and publisher of Sohma House & Co., has recently discovered that his wandering eyes and interest have been captured by none other than the very confrontational and sharp-tongued Tohru Honda.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,232 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Shigure S., Tohru H.
A Challenge by NorthernTrash-x reviews
500 Bleach ficlets, for just about every character, pairing and scenario you could imagine. Yaoi/Yuri/Het/etc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 102,272 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Teach Me by Unity of Moon and Sun reviews
Rin has been making lousy grades lately, so she's forced to have her brother Len tutor her every day after school. But there's more than Algebra on their minds. Sibling!LenxRin, One sided LenxMiku Rated M for later chapters.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Len K., Rin K.
Strangers in the Night by Midnight-in-Russia reviews
I think this is my best work yet. An alternate universe in which Roy lives in New York. He meets Edward and learns his interesting story. He is fascinated by the twenty-two year-old blond as soon as he meets him. What will ensue? Only romance.... RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,365 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Roy M., Edward E.
Seducing Byakuya Kuchiki by psychegloom reviews
Rukia is taken to the s-society for a meeting with the KuchikiElders. She's put in an awkward situation, forced to bear her brother's heir. Byakuya himself doesn't want this; the situation becomes even stranger when she has to seduce him to do it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,256 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Byakuya K., Rukia K.
Road to the Following by OBS09 reviews
YAOI-CIELBASTIAN-M Sebastian outstretches his hand. Ciel can take it and let Sebastian Chouffure him to lifes greatest pleasures - or - Ciel can remain unsure. Giving Sebastian a chance to grip his wrist and drag him to a souless life.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
To Catch a Flower by Sailor Panda reviews
After Akito's ultimatum sends Yuki and Kyou far away, Tohru is left in the house and hands of Shigure. Just what are his plans for her anyway?
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,339 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Shigure S., Tohru H.
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SPICE! reviews
The talented young lawyer Byakuya Kuchiki is New York City's rising star in the courtroom - and he's also the city's biggest womanizer as well. His past begins to haunt him as he questions all of decisions, including his love for somebody that nobody would approve of.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,606 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Rukia K., Byakuya K.
An Attempt at Drabbles reviews
Bleach drabbles, for one or for all! Read short mini stories about any character or pairing in any kind of situation/genre, and all at the reader's request! Leave a review with characters and a prompt, and I'll write a drabble about it in no time.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 14,552 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/30/2009
FireRed: A Nuzlocke Challenge
Does Ashe have what it takes to beat the Nuzlocke Challenge? No, probably not. But her journey will be one of many tears and laughs along the way.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Published: 3/25/2012
Difference in Reality reviews
Pokemon isn't all fun and games, and Ashlyn and Leo realize this the hard way when one day they're suddenly sucked into the Pokemon universe. They face the real side of Pokemon - blood, crime, death - and in between all of this they still have to survive.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,784 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011
Nonexistent reviews
Ulquiorra, The Cuatro Espada; cold, cruel, and heartless. It is clear he is incapable of feeling anything remotely similar to human emotions... Or is that not true? Another Espada turns Ulquiorra's world upside-down, as he discovers a new emotion... Love
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,708 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ulquiorra, C. Stark