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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Final Fantasy VII.
Other: I'm just starting with writing serious fanfiction so go easy on me, okay?
Alright so I'm probably gonna be writing exclusively about Naruto so I guess I should get my likes and dislikes in the series out of the way
Favorite character in Naruto: Shikamaru, then Neji, then Sasuke
Least favorite character in Naruto: Kiba, Shino and Kankuro
I don't do yaoi and I don't write yuri so if that's what you were looking for then get lost.
Pairings: Shika/Tema, Saku/Sai, Ino/Sasu, Naru/Hina, NejiTen, GaaraMatsu (Kishi upgraded her to canon so she gets a spot)
I might shuffle them around a bit if a story of mine takes on a life of its own but these are pretty much the only people I'll be shipping, old and ugly people can leave. This is author wishfulfillment after all.
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!
1. Nara Shikamaru
2. Hyuuga Neji
3. Uchiha Sasuke
5. Uzumaki Naruto
7. Sarutobi Asuma
10. Yamanaka Ino
11. Hatake Kakashi
12. Yakushi Kabuto
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yes. Extremely hot. C'mon, Shikamaru tap that already.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Kakuzu would probably demand what he had done to him because it isn't even remotely possible. Kabuto wouldn't make it out of the situation.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
The Piano and the church boy or something like that. The Itachi and Hidan fic everybody knows and loves!
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Hell no and yes (not a particular fan myself but I've seen it pulled off decently).
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3
Yare, Yare. And walk out again, Asuma is laidback enough.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
VICTORY! Ino has somehow managed to get Sasuke agree to go out with him! But danger is near as Inner!Sakura has taken control of the body and resolves to take back Sasuke by any and all means necessary.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
No, I've looked.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Ummm, The Bond between Knivenuts? I dunno.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
It would be an extremely graphic rapefic to be honest, Temari doesn't take "no" for answer.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Probably, it is the Sauce yo.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3
SASUKE-KUN, regardless of the place, time and partner. _
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
"ShikaGaaKabu, the chances that I'll be able to pull this one off are unlikely at best."
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"Oh look, it's famous Hyuuga Neji, last years top-" Actually that didn't work...
THE NARUTARD SURVEY.
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
Shikamaru and Neji, everybody else mentioned are distant to those two.
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
Shikatema then SasuIno, Ino deserves to win even if it'll never happen.
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?
Yes, all of them, it would really work you know.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
NaruHina, Kiba deserves death for being such an annoyance.
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
SasuSaku, if it has to be between those two options.
9. Which team is your favorite?
10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
Used to, doesn't seem that likely anymore.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Pro-Sasuke, yes I went there
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
Not all of filler hell, other then that yes, in both english and japanese
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
No, I picked up around where the anime was at the time and i've gone back and read most chapters but probably not all of them.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
No, he's just like this because that's who he is.
17. Sub or dub?
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Anti-Sakura, both Part 1 and 2.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Madara, Obito, Mizukage, Danzou, pretty much everyone that covers his face. YES BOTH KAKASHI AND ZABUZA WERE THE SAME PERSON!
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Naruto, he's proven it through and through.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Angsty!Shikamaru, he'd get girls so fast...
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
Yes, a lot.
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
27. Do you like lemons?
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
Tried, worked at first but he couldn't keep up.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
Yes, i'm kinda sad huh?
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
Yes, in that many words. XD
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
Yes, still do. Even now it would be awesome.
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
No. can't stand the lipstick. Kishi is such a sellout sometimes. >_>
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
Completely and irreversibly.
Okay then, my Shikamaru timetravel fic is coming along nicely. Now there are two plans for a next fanfic occuping my mind right now.
1) Shuffle up the Konoha 12 teams and graduate them at the same time: Shikamaru, Shino and Hinata in one team, Neji, Naruto and Ino in another, Kiba, Sasuke and Tenten and Lee, Sakura and Chouji in the last.
2) Bleach!Naruto crossover. I won't just have Shikamaru die and go to Soul Society as no doubt you suspected. I'm talking a complete crossover. All Naruto characters put in a Bleach setting (Third Hokage replaces Yamamoto, Gai and Kakashi become squadcaptains ect.)
Both these fnfic are likely to happen but what should be my priority?
So let me know what you think. And if you have your own idea on what I should write next PM me.
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