Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, CSI, High School Musical, Without a Trace, Chronicles of Narnia, Star Trek: 2009, and Twilight.
Jay Wolfe is the name
The age is somewhere between 1 and 30
The height is taller than a child but shorter than an adult
The weight is none of your business
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I don't usually post these sorts of things, but when you see something that is so relatable, so entirely you, you need to pass it on and tell the world everything you've wanted to say when someone bullied you, gave you strange looks, or laughed at you. What you wanted to say when you lost a friend because you were too "wierd", or even alienated family members because you are who you are.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, ReganBaxter, Criminally Insane Hermit, JayWolfe
This absolutely sums me up. Everytime I correct my sisters because I can't stand anything that doesn't sound or looks right to me, they mock me and then they ignore me. It hurts but I guess when it happens too many times, you got kinda used to it. I don't go to end of the school parties, I didn't go to the prom because I didn't feel like dressing up, I like hang out with guys rather than girls because, no offense, girls gossip way too much. Everywhere I go, I take a book with me. I even took one to a job interview and even though I was already there, I was five minutes late because I was so into the book. I have had a lot of people call me a Smart Ass because of how many awards and recognitions I earned. And believe me when I tell you that some of my evil teachers had started this rumor. Anyway, yes, that pretty sums me up. Oh yeah, I'll kick anyone's ass if they so much as piss me off. I don't like being mad.
I found this on Kevo's profile so I decided I wanted it also for myself so now I am posting it up here.
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REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.