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Joined 10-18-08, id: 1719510, Profile Updated: 08-03-15
Author has written 26 stories for CSI: New York, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Cats, Child's Play, Above Suspicion, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Rocky Horror, Oliver!, CSI, and Orphan Black.

I'm generally known as Napo or Courtney.

I'm British, currently a drama student studying at University.

PMs are always welcome. I'm actually kinda friendly.

Always kinda late, always kinda sarcastic.

Music: Switches between rock/show tunes/random stuff.

I like a lot of stuff: Netflix, coffee, musicals, TV shows, tumblr, wine, books, plays.

Dislike stuff too: Guess you'll figure it out if we get to know each other.

CATSFanqueen- My favourite character are;

1.) Macavity
2.) Mungojerrie
3.) Bombalurina
4.) Demeter
5.) Growltiger
6.) Coricopat.

Favourite TV Shows are: CSI New York, CSI, NCIS, Fraiser, Just Shoot Me, The Big Bang Theory, Above Suspicion, Friends, Criminal Minds, The Mentalist, The Following, The Returned, Orange Is The New Black, L Word, Hannibal, Orphan Black.

My Favourite Movies: Harry Potter (all of them), Sweeney Todd, Labyrinth, Phantom of the Opera , Van Helsing, Repo- The Genetic Opera, Saw, Disturbia, Bridget Jones (1-2), Underworld, The Lost Boys, Cats, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Childs play 1-3, Childs Play Bride and Seed of Chucky, Friday the 13th, The Resident, The Secret Window, Resident Evil (all of them), Nightmare on Elm Street (all of them.)

My Favourite Musicals: Cats, Blood Brothers, Phantom of the Opera, Jekyll and Hyde, Rock of Ages, Jersey Boys, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Jesus Christ Superstar, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat, Barnum.

PAIRINGS!

CATS; Macavity/Demeter, Macavity/Bombalurina, Alonzo/Cassandra, Mungojerrie/Rumpleteazer, Victoria/Plato, Griddlebone/Growltiger, Rumpleteazer/Macavity, Macavity/Alonzo, Demeter/Bombalurina.
HARRY POTTER; Bella/Roddy. Hermione/Viktor. Bellamort. Cissy/Lucius. Cissy/Roddy, Harry/Luna. Cissy/Bella.
ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW; Magenta/Riff Raff. Columbia/Eddie. Columbia/Magenta.
BATMAN; Harley/Joker, Harley/Ivy, Harley/Creeper.
Orphan Black: Cophine, Soccercop, Sarah/Rachel, Alison/Felix, Sarah/Cal, Felix/Colin.
Hannibal: Murder-Wives. Hannigram. Bedanibal.

Favourite Books: Harry Potter (all of them), Cirque Du Freak (The Darren Shan Saga), Exit Strategy, Made to be broken, The Woods, Bitten, Stolen, Dime Store Magic, Vampirates, Skulduggery Pleasant, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Nekropolis, Above Suspicion.

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Inevitable by Marta TP reviews
Right. This is a college AU. I know, I know there are plenty of that, but just give it a try. Delphine is an exemplary student, but something in her life is about to change and perhaps things she held so dear may not have the importance she gives them. (really that sucks - hate summaries). It's Cophine.
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 103,853 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Cosima, Delphine
The Colony by Cophinaphile reviews
1959 AU, Cosima returns to Reno from the East Coast every summer to work on her stepmother's ranch, but it isn't cattle she wrangles. With Incredible Cover Art by satousei13, to whom I am thankful beyond measure. M rating is for future developments
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,855 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Cosima, Delphine
What Now by Marta TP reviews
What If sequel. Having returned to France, Delphine's convinced her life can continue to go on like before and it does, for eight months. Until she has to deal with the clones' visit and the mess she has left behind. (Cophine centric, but with the other dudes)
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 2/3 - Cosima, Delphine
At a Distance (Village Secrets Sequel) by OTP324B21 reviews
Things have settled down quite nicely. Delphine is getting used to her new life in America and Cosima is getting used to her new life out of the spotlight and just being a normal college student...or are they? Conflicting schedules and longing hearts put major kinks into this Olympic duo...aka I know VS was kinda fluffy, like super fluffy, but I have been so far from a fluffy mood
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,588 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Cosima, Delphine - Complete
Shadows on the Wall by mveloc reviews
Slightly AU. What if the clones have been self-aware their entire lives? When Cosima goes in for some routine testing, she finds that a new doctor has been assigned to her.
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,114 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Cosima, Delphine - Complete
03:24:21 by jaybear1701 reviews
Ph.D. fellow Cosima Niehaus finds that getting closer to her crush, DYAD physicist Delphine Cormier, can be a tad bit difficult when the day keeps repeating. An OB/Cophine timeloop AU based on the 1993 made-for-television film, 12:01.
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,133 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Cosima, Delphine] - Complete
Severed Crossed Fingers by Palaras Andhek reviews
Rock Band AU. Cosima is one of indie music's newest darlings. After a chance encounter with drummer Delphine Cormier before a show, she is asked to be the opening act on tour for an internationally acclaimed rock band. Ultimately, she ends up getting a lot more than she bargained for. Cophine-centric, but will feature many familiar characters.
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,183 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 9/20/2014 - [Cosima, Delphine] Sarah M., Felix - Complete
State of Disunion by TheRoguePhilosopher reviews
Dr. Cosima Niehaus, head of the Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency of the United States did not only dislike Delphine Cormier, she loathed her. A deep-seeded, seething visceral feeling surfaced even in hearing the blonde's name. Unfortunately, she would be hearing the name a lot while sharing a room with her for a global environmental summit.
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,299 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 2/11 - [Cosima, Delphine]
imagine me and you (i do) by thetwistedpumpkin reviews
what happens when delphine falls for cosima, the lead singer of a band? (cophine au)
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,215 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Cosima, Delphine
Heaven's in Your Eyes by OpheliaTheActress reviews
"I've always been the 'daughter of Brilliant Cormier' or 'daughter of genius'. I've never been just 'Delphine'." "Well, I would like to get to know this 'Delphine'." Orphan Black AU in which Cosima, a teenage free sprit, falls for a girl she never expected to meet.
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,013 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Cosima, Delphine]
The Never Home Girl by thecirclesquare reviews
Cophine AU - 1939 France, leading up to, and through WWII. A young Delphine lives with her family in the quiet village of Rosheim, France. But one day (and one night) she meets a stranger, a mysterious American woman, that will change the course of her life in ways that she still cannot yet imagine.
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 111,709 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 7/11/2014
Intertwined by Marta TP reviews
When the new immunology professor caught Cosima's eyes none of the two women realized the extend of the troubles they would eventually get themselves into... (english's not my first language, cut me some slack) - Final Version! (Warning for sexual violence at chapter 42)
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 59 - Words: 181,830 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Cosima, Delphine - Complete
Freaky Leekie's Coffee by WhatAmIDoingWitMyLife reviews
Delphine decides to work at the new coffee shop on campus. What she didn't realize was the part of the job description that called for an immunity to cute girls in glasses. Orphan Black AU (chapter 15 is probably M but I'm keeping the overall T rating)
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,377 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 8/8/2014 - [Cosima, Delphine]
What Happens in Vegas by OTP324B21 reviews
Cophine AU - After a rather devastating break-up, the sibblings of a distraught Cosima Niehaus rally in support in the best way they know how: dragging her off to the infamous sin city, but when there's heart-break and alcohol and a beautiful blonde scientist capturing your attention, the situation could take a turn for the worst, or does it? -Best description I've ever written
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,988 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Cosima, Delphine - Complete
A Tall Order by exheab reviews
For dorkickassmeadowes. Cophine 'one is too short to reach a can of soup at the supermarket' au. (Orphan Black fic)
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 1/1 - Cosima, Delphine
Crazy Science by CMeWrite reviews
Orphan Black high school AU inspired by the movie Weird Science. Cosima and Scott are just a couple of science geeks, stoned and home alone with an off-limits basement lab and a beautiful French Barbie doll. What could possibly go wrong? It's time for crazy science, totally crazy science!
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 139,147 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Cosima, Delphine - Complete
Home by AWiseNaptaker reviews
Somewhere dangling at the edge of her lips are the words I love you. She finds the voice to speak them on the lips of another, but only in a dream. AU. Rating may change.
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,855 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 1/13 - Cosima, Delphine
An Ethereal Peregrination by everestwriting reviews
When Cosima and Delphine meet and decide to go on a cross-the-nation road trip, they have no idea what's in store for them once they get to their destination. But maybe that's okay since the journey was so wonderful anyway.
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/6 - Cosima, Delphine
Painted Faces, Part 2 by Alex Snape reviews
Harleen is drawing closer to her patient and will soon find out the consequences of doing so...and so will The Joker. The continuation of Painted Faces. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual situations.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,089 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 10/28/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Test Tubes & Pom-Poms by clones-and-thrones reviews
An Orphan Black high school AU focusing mainly on Cophine. And when I say "mainly" I mean HELLA! Cosima is a junior at Sheldon High who faces sudden popularity after her success in an international science competition. She also faces attraction to Delphine, the French transfer student, cheerleader, and all-around Miss Hottie Popular.
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,001 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Cosima, Delphine] Sarah M., Felix
Clones of Hogwarts by evodevolover reviews
An Orphan Black story in a Harry Potter setting. It's the clones' third year in Hogwarts, and the Triwizard cup is taking place. What happens when the Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and the Durmstrang institute comes to Hogwarts? Cosima, Sarah, and Alison make new friends, and enemies.
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,020 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - [Cosima, Delphine] Sarah M., Alison H.
The Coffee Shop Around the Corner by immunologie reviews
Cosima Niehaus is on her way to completing her senior year at the University of Minnesota without a hitch when a tall girl with impeccably-styled blonde curls, a dignified strut, and a sleek leather handbag walks in on her morning shift at the coffee shop. Cophine coffeeshop AU.
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,655 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Cosima, Delphine
Service and Devotion by x-backtoblack-x reviews
Delphine has three months in America to decide whether or not she'll stay there to pursue her PhD. So far the country has two things going for it - the coffee shop across the street from her apartment, and the cute waitress that serves her every day.
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,022 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Cosima, Delphine
Survival Instincts by Can'tStopImagining reviews
You do whatever you need to survive. Lorna/Nicky.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,111 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Lorna M., Nicky N.
Savor by Kat Harrcolys reviews
Chapter 9 now posted! "And what will be my present," she asks, the smile curving on her lips as she unbuttons her top. "For all my labors, I should at least get a hint." Before she knows it, her legs are wrapped around his torso and she's lain on her dining room table, holding his thick hair in her hands as his tongue swirls over and over again.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,058 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Hannibal L., Miriam L., Bedelia D. - Complete
The 10,000 Dollar Dare by ItsABiggieSlow reviews
AU / Alex Vause is a senior Editor at Know Magazine. Piper is the newest employee, and she immediately catches her co-worker's eye. But soon after they meet, Alex is dared to date Piper for a 100 days, get her to fall in love, and then breakup with her, all for a grand total of 10,000 dollars. And Alex has never been one to turn down a dare. Vauseman, Rating May Change
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 8/13/2014
The Mentalist: Blue Bird, Redux by Donnamour1969 reviews
Suppose dinner at the Blue Bird Lodge had gone differently. An alternate ending to the finale. Two-shot. Spoilers, 6x22 (sort of). Romance/Drama/Humor. Rated T/M for language and sexuality.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Tripotage by Ezra Quinn reviews
Tripotage: (n) Underhanded plotting or scheming. [Etymology: French 'fiddle']. An exploration of the evolution of Hannibal and Dr. Du Maurier's relationship, from the day she's attacked by a patient to the night that Hannibal serves her dinner during the season one finale.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Hannibal L., Miriam L., Bedelia D.
Confrontation and Control by Eliana Panthera reviews
Alice's lips found Claire's ear, "I don't think you understand what I could do to you." -Alice/Claire-
Resident Evil series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Alice, Claire R. - Complete
Too Many Chances by Eliana Panthera reviews
Harley always goes back, no matter what. And Ivy doesn't know how much longer she can take it. -Harley/Ivy-
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
What Would You Name Our Children? by Lunar Sunsets reviews
Riff Raff and Magenta are playing in their room and end up talking about what they'll name their kids.
Rocky Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Magenta, Riff Raff
Beyond Redemption by unamuerte reviews
What if: Judge Turpin never died? Sweeney burns Nellie, but the Judge rescues her? Once he discovers Nellie is in the clutches of the Judge, Sweeney realises he loves her. But is he beyond redemption? Which man will win Nellie’s heart? Eventual Sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,569 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Eleanor L., Judge Turpin
The Casket by FuchsiaMae reviews
Riff gets jealous and does something he regrets. ROTOQ-inspired, Riff/Magenta, Riff's POV. Features incest and character death.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Riff Raff, Magenta - Complete
51 Ways to annoy Remus Lupin by Tonkswyrda reviews
Sirius gets bored. Tonks helps him come up with a list to annoy Remus. I wonder what will happen...? OMG I UPDATED ONLY TWO YEARS LATE ENJOY IF YOURE STILL READING LOLOL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,187 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 10/9/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Another Heart Calls by ClaireAbernathy reviews
Claire Redfield had always liked to think of herself as a fairly reasonable person; she almost always managed to keep a level head. Except, of course, where Alice Abernathy was concerned. Set Post-Afterlife. Rated M.
Resident Evil series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Alice, Claire R. - Complete
My Lapse In Judgment by truly unruly reviews
At thirty-two years old, Elliot Reid decides that it's time to grow up. But maybe having a baby with her boss is not the best way to start...AU, ElliotCox. Complete.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,693 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Elliot R., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
Illusions That Confine Us by Ratty Darling reviews
After his revenge, Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got married and are now living by the seaside. But not everything is what it seems. Will Sweeney Todd grow to love his new wife? Or will their relationship remain the same? Sweenett/Toddett X3
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,096 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
The Taming of Mr T by unamuerte reviews
What if Sweeney hadn't pushed Mrs Lovett in the oven? Could he and Mrs Lovett have the seaside life she'd always dreamed of? Or will the ghost of Lucy always get in the way? Finally Completed!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,628 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
When Hearts and Time Collide by xXWonderAliceLandXx reviews
Hermione is in love with her professor, and in order to make him fall in love with her she travels back to the time of the Marauders. Drama and romance ensue and Hermione finds herself at last with the man she loves. Remus/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Center of Blogging for Magical Persons by Shipper Friendly reviews
Dumbledore opens a blog. Things get a LITTLE chaotic as the blog spreads odd rumors and develops unusual friendships. OOC in some places, especially with Dumbledore. Let's see what this blog is about anyways...NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,418 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Albus D. - Complete
Forever ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE! by xoxLewrahxox reviews
...Now however, I realise it was a waste of the fortune I had." Rodolphus reflects on his life with Bellatrix. He has faced so many problems throughout this time, and is secretly yearning for revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,617 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L.
Fly avay vith me by x.autumn.leaves.x reviews
Hermione's in an abusive relationship. During one of her boyfriend's Quidditch games, Hermione meets an old friend...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,926 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
How did you end up with him? by x.autumn.leaves.x reviews
Ron and Hermione get into a fight.When he says a word she never thought she'd hear, she runs off hurt.She starts to drink and after a few drinks meets someone also depressed.Both who are drunk get married. Everyone wants to know how they got together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,005 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
The What Ifs of the Labyrinth by MaterializedMuse reviews
While watching the Labyrinth, haven't you ever wondered what would have been the outcome should Sarah have done something different?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,258 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009
The Blind Babysitter by To-MAH-To reviews
Mag x Pavi. Done for a fan fiction challenge. Mag is forced to babysit young Pavi one night, and after, ends up influencing Pavi as he grows up. Read full summary inside. Rated T for the use of naughty words.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Pavi, Blind Mag - Complete
40 Ways by miss sophie potter reviews
A series of ways to annoy the organizations or people from Harry Potter. Starts with the Order. Rated T for some inneundo and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008
Chained To You by xoxEllexox reviews
Kate Todd is not one to go clubbing. But when she gets taken to one she meets a mysterious stranger that will change her life forever. All the while she must keep her new relationship from her co-workers. Kate/Ari
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,038 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Kate T., Ari H. - Complete
Masquerade by Tonkswyrda reviews
Tonks has to go undercover as a 13 year old to protect harry from Sirius Black. now she has to fend off love-struck boys, nosey slytherins, remedial potions, and if she could only take her eyes off the new DADA proffessor, maybe she could do her job!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Associations by chrysalis escapist reviews
a series of Mac/Stella drabbles
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 11,351 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Stella B., Mac T.
You Shall Drip Rubies by Ratty Darling reviews
A moment between Mrs. Lovett and Sweeney Todd was quite romantic, until Anthony Hope burst in and ruined it. But... What if he hadn't? Rated M for violence, sexual scenes, and death. But hey that's life for ya... Toddett/Sweenett X3
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 57,962 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Complicated by Stacy Vorosco reviews
Instead of returning to the Aboveground, Sarah remains in the Underground with Jareth as friends only. One day, when visiting the Aboveground, Sarah runs into a man and goes on a date with him. When she returns, Jareth is a whole new person. What happened
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,866 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Devil from the past by ShuShuFontana reviews
Someone from the past is back. The devil wants something. What and why? Smacked and little bit of MacPeyton. But mostly SMACked! FINAL chapter 37 is up!
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 73,577 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Stella B., Mac T. - Complete
Viva Vegas by suallenparker reviews
Cuddy wakes up with a massive hang-over next to House. Married!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,525 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Catherines Plan by CSI-kirsty reviews
GSR, Catherines plan to get Sara and Grissom together. Beta editor- CSI Granger!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,072 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sara S., Gil G.
Second Chances by Tayter.Bug7 reviews
Jenny and Gibbs go to a conference in Paris, with Tony and Kate as the security detail. Ziva didn't really exist in this one. Angsty Jibbs and fluffy Tate, with a smidgeon of McAbby! Review! Rated T to be safe, as always!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Kate T., Tony D.
Why I Left by blackbelt96 reviews
Grissom has been cheating on Sara with Catherine for two years now...finally fed up Sara desides to leave and start a new life. Years later she comes back to vegas...ready to take on what ever challenge comes her way. A/N I don't own CSI
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,942 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
100 Ways by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
100 Ways to Annoy Voldemort Into Making Stupid Mistakes So Harry Can Finally Kill Him
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,207 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Undercover by Maja Elisabeth reviews
Stella and Mac are going undercover to find out more about a suspect. How will they handle the case, and the growing tension between them? SMACked. Complete.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,388 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Stella B., Mac T. - Complete
What You've Got by ThnksFrThMmrs87 reviews
You never know what you've got when it's right in front of you, and by the time you realize it may be too late.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,816 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Don F., Stella B. - Complete
it starts with breakfast in bed by BAUMember reviews
The love between mac and stella is so strong xxxxx Chapter 3 is now up be hankies at the ready..
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Stella B., Mac T.
Oh, You And Your Stalker Ways by SkyKissed reviews
Set post "The Itch."At the end of the episode,when House is sort of lurking creepily outside of Cuddy’s home,what might have happened if Cuddy had come out and seen him being all…stalker-y. Hopefully its in character. Or as in character as my fics can be.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
He Gets That From Me by narutoprincess reviews
There's no denying that Alex Taylor is Mac's son but there's more Stella in him than you think. SMACked and Dantana FutureFic. Inspired by "He Gets That From Me" by Reba McEntire.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Stella B. - Complete
JxHQ: Bachelorhood by princessebee reviews
Harley storms out and Joker is left to his own devices. Rid of the old ball and chain, he indulges in the charms of bachelorhood. A "day in the life of". Warnings for implicit violence and sexual references.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
My Boss by Maja16 reviews
Smacked fluff. I own nothing except for the idea; But Mac belongs to Stella! R&R!
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Mac T., Stella B. - Complete
The Alley by music-and-fairytales reviews
Stella's cover is blown in an undercover operation. Will Mac's attempt to save her end up ruining their friendship forever? Or will it be the beginning of something better? SMacked!
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Mac T., Stella B. - Complete
Madness Medley by h-h-han reviews
Stella being an epic Dancing Stage master, and Mac leaving a scene to an elderly woman to play with her? Hawkes and Sid playing 'Operation' in hopes that the Operation Pixies won't get Hawkes? Danny and Flack dancing to HSM? The Crime Lab's gone crazy!
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
JxHQ: Sold by princessebee reviews
Harley's in gear but Mistah J ain't playing. What's a gal to do? Our mischeivous minx takes matters into her own hands - and goes looking elswhere! JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Totally Indestructible Plan by Wizard-in-Disguise reviews
Hawkes, Flack, Aiden and Danny come up with a way to get Mac and Stella together. MacStella, SMacked, whatever you call it. xD Implied AidenDanny and FlackStella friendship. Humor-ish
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Mac T., Stella B. - Complete
Surprise Guest by GorgeousSmile reviews
Maureen talks dirty, unaware that there is company over. Rated M just for Maureen's mouth, no sex in this fic. Oneshot. MoJo.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Maureen J., Joanne J. - Complete
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Reflection reviews
Human AU. Being interviewed at the age of 65, successful playwright Munkustrap is asked about the lifestyle that captivated the news for over 30 years and about his notably explosive relationship with director Admetus Macavity.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 7/15 - Demeter, Macavity, Munkustrap, Rum Tum Tugger
Loft Antics
AU. A heart to heart with Felix during one of his famous loft parties gives Alison the chance to cuddle up to Beth. Soccercop. Mentions of other couples, Felison friendship.
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28 - Elizabeth C., Alison H., Felix - Complete
Advice reviews
Mac and Stella communicate via email when he finally comes clean about his complete devotion to a certain 'friend'. Set after Stella leaves.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,825 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Mac T., Stella B.
Jellicle Chat reviews
Jellicle Conversations in the online world; Fanfiction, arguments, twitter, Macavity. Who knew our favourite characters were so engaged in the modern world!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,916 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 9/2/2010
The Lifelong Lie reviews
My take on how Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer met and came to live at the Junkyard, along with Macavity's background and his heavy influence in our favourite duo's lives.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,549 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Mungojerrie, Macavity, Rumpleteazer, Bombalurina
He Ain't That Bad, Really reviews
A look at Bill and Nancy's relationship from their first ever meeting to the day the two of them met Oliver. Surely Bill Sikes wasn't always the cold hearted man he appears to be in public?
Oliver! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013
Leave Out All The Rest reviews
My take on how 'Leave Out All The Rest' should have continued. Set right after Grissom asks Lady Heather to stay with him.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Gil G., Lady Heather - Complete
Little Sister reviews
A young Riff Raff helps his sister Magenta to sneak out one night to see a boy, but while doing so considers something he is sure his sister would never forgive him for. (Oneshot.)
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Riff Raff, Magenta - Complete
Spin The Bottle reviews
Darren is bored late one night in vampire mountain and decides to get together with his vampire friends for a fun-filled game of spin the bottle!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,205 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Sentimental, My Dear reviews
"My brother and sister should fuck…" Usually anything that Pavi said was ignored by his older brother, but there was one comment that Luigi couldn't seem to ignore any longer. Oneshot.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Amber Sweet, Luigi
Stars and Moon reviews
Jemima is now making her way in the world, discovering fame and fortune, but is conflicted in her love life. Torn between three men, Jemima turns to her Aunt Bombalurina who in turn gives her niece an account of her love life over the years, the three men she has encountered and the life she chose.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Jemima, Bombalurina
Don't Tell Eddie
A simple trick to annoy Riff Raff gets out of hand when Magenta goes off to see Columbia.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Magenta - Complete
Out Of The Blue reviews
One evening, Riff Raff's jealousy surfaces again and Magenta is, once again, left to sooth his worries. Magenta/Riff. An M, but not severely.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Magenta, Riff Raff - Complete
It's Just a Gift!
It certainly wasn't a surprise for her eldest brother to stride, without knocking, into her office one evening. But, for said brother to be holding a gift in both hands on Christmas Eve? Now that was shocking.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Amber Sweet, Luigi
May I have this dance? reviews
After selling his soul to the fiery pits of the fell to keep himself alive, Macavity is back with some… 'strange' tendencies and has set his sights back on his ex love, Demeter. Which strongly questions the teaching, good always overcomes evil.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,122 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Macavity, Demeter
Firsts reviews
I simply decided to jump onto the Slash bandwagon and give it a go; A young Munkustrap asks his older brother for a favour. Oneshot.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Munkustrap - Complete
Silent Scream reviews
I know that the book ends differently, but based on the TV ending to Silent Scream I decided to write my own version.
Above Suspicion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Perfect
Deuteronomy is brought back to the memories he had with his son before Macavity became The Napoleon of Crime during his time held captive in the Warehouse. Songfic!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Old Deuteronomy, Macavity - Complete
Happy New Year reviews
A young Macavity plans the perfect scheme to kiss his best friend Demeter at midnight. Oneshot.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Macavity - Complete
Through The Years reviews
My take on the life of our favourite psycho doll and the twisted relationship with his bride, starting from when Tiff and Charles were only teenagers.
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2011
All Mine reviews
After being raped and beaten, Demeter is left in a terrible state. So Bombalurina decides to remind Macavity of what is hers. And more over, that she does not share.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Bombalurina, Demeter - Complete
The 5 Days Of Bloodmas reviews
Darren decides to create a new holiday in memory of the human holiday Christmas. Enter Bloodmas.A holiday to make even the toughest vampire groan. But as Darren is a Prince, no-one has much of a choice but to get into the Bloodmas spirit.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
How I Met Your Father reviews
One of our favourite queens explain to her kittens exactly how she met their father.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010
A family reunited reviews
A man is arrested for a murder. His DNA shows he is the brother of Stella Bonasara. He swears he is innocent and it's up to his new found sister to prove he is telling the truth. SMACKED ,bits if DL, FA
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,179 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Stella B., Mac T.
Unconditional Love reviews
We all know the story of Demeter and Macavity, but perhaps it wasn't Munkustrap who turned out to be her tom in shining armour, perhaps it was a certain tiger stiped tabby tom?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Demeter, Mungojerrie - Complete
From Santa With Love reviews
The lab does secret santa. Mac thinks it's the perfect way to tell Stella he loves her. But faces some problems along the way.. Smacked central,, small bits of DL
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Mac T., Stella B. - Complete