BeebeeThurlow
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Joined 10-18-08, id: 1719759, Profile Updated: 05-09-11
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

First things first - over the next few years, it's going to be extremely difficult for me to update all my stories regularly. I apologise in advance for this, and will be apologising on pretty much every single one of my chapters, too. Unfortunately, other than staying up all night - which I'm not prepared to do unless for schoolwork - there's nothing I can do about this. I appreciate your understanding.

Now that's out of the way, let's begin!

Basics -

Name - Beebee Thurlow. You may call me Rebecca, Beebee, Becky, Bex, or whatever else takes your fancy. If it's something other than Beebee, though, please specify beforehand that you're speaking to me, so I don't get overly confused.

Age - Oh, my dears, wouldn't you like to know...

Sexuality - Bisexual, my darlings. Make of that what you will.

Likes - Smut. Oh, I'm a classy girl, but to be honest, who doesn't love a bit of smut? Personally, I'm a fan of most ships... Draco/Harry are my favourite, but I also like Fred/George, Lucius/Draco, Lucius/Harry, Harry/Snape, Snape/Lucius... oh, darlings, the list goes on and on. You may have noticed they're all Harry Potter ships - I only ever usually read Harry Potter fanfictions. I also like Evanescence, Nightwish, candles, Irn Bru, Red Bull, bubblegum flavoured Millions, hugs, and reviews.

Dislikes - You. Chances are, if I don't know you, I don't like you. Show me a good piece of your work, or give me an honest opinion of my own without being too bitchy about it, and I'll warm to you. Don't expect me to like you immediately, it's just not going to happen. I also dislike male pregnancy in fictions - just ew - as well as Mary Sues, people who are awesome just for existing, cheating - on people, lovers, partners, not on tests. Cheat all you like on tests, hell, cheat death if you like, I don't care. But no adultery. - and spiders, amongst many other things.

Not all of my work is on FanFiction.net. I also enjoy RPing with people - add my email if you want to RP, as long as you're halfway decent at it (u_cant_rule_my_life@hotmail.co.uk - Yes, I know it's a crappy address, but hell, I was ten at the time) - and I have a DeviantArt account. My DA account tends to be filled with my angsty, day-to-day things, and isn't always friendly. Unless you like angsty shit, I'd suggest you stay away from my DA - but if you want to look anyway, then go ahead -

That's all for now - I may add more in the coming weeks, but for now, this is all.

Au revoir, and I hope you enjoy reading my work as much as I enjoy writing it.

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50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Sirius, There Is No Such Thing as the Sock Ghost! by Eleix Moone reviews
Remus' socks just keep disappearing! RL/SB Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
If Wishes Were Bowtruckles by fyren galan reviews
What do snakes know of love? Ask a Slytherin. Title based off Kamerreon's lovely drabble series. Ch. 48: Gregory Goyle/Lavender Brown
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 10,299 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010
Parental Control by LMG reviews
AU. NO MAGIC! Draco's parents hated his boyfriend. So much so that they decided to do something about it. Taken from the American show on MTV 'Parental Control'. H/D -NEW CHAPTER 7/27/12
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,864 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Butterfly by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LMHP Harry was always told he was a bit like a Caterpillar and one day he'd be a Butterfly too. Sorted into Ravenclaw, Harry learns that sometimes it's much harder to keep secrets than it is to tell lies. But it could be worse: he could be a Slytherin!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 213,834 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Torments of Time by rebeccastiltskin reviews
Time plays with many people's minds. For Severus Snape, time had tormented him long enough, and so he decided to make time heal him again... Timeturner fic, non-canon. Set within PoA, but little of that is taken into account, just needed Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Haunted Mind by iim asia reviews
Hermione is raped by a man. She fears telling anyone, so she journals all her feelings down. What happens when a certain Slytherin gets a hold of this journal and reads it? Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,271 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Death Eaters' Chatroom by Witchy Pixie reviews
What happens when the death eaters discover the internet? You'll find out! Bella goes to therapy, Snape gets hooked on webkinz, and there's even a visit from the chosen one himself! Awful, awful fic I started when I was eleven. and don't have the heart to take down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Worst Nightmare by Dobby's Socks reviews
Characters from Harry Potter realize that their worst nightmares may just come true...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 1/21/2008
For The Life of Our Hero by iridescentcloud reviews
All the causes Harry has been fighting for are all a lie, Doumbledore has been the cause of this since Harry was a baby. What will Harry do now that he's in control? WARNING ABUSE Dark Harry, Creature Harry, HarryDraco SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,984 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
In George's Eyes by Jedi Goat reviews
AU OotP. After the Quidditch injury that forever changed his life, George struggles to rebuild. Maybe laughter alone can't bring back their old life, but you can bet he and Fred will try anyway. UPDATED April 3, 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,289 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 2/21/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by DrarryForever-x reviews
Draco is a Healer, Harry is an Auror. When an accident sends Harry to St Mungo’s and into Draco’s care, they begin to wonder if things can ever go back to the way they were. HarryxDraco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,437 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Information for Innocence by Scifinerd92 reviews
Harrys and Lucius' POVs in each chapter. Lucius makes Harry a deal; Information for the order which will guarantee the defeat of Voldemort for Harrys body. What will Harry sacrifice and can he learn to accept Lucius? Noncon at first, OOC Fluff Later on!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 106,997 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Every Breath You Take by XSiriusIsTheBestX reviews
Second sequel to WTSGB! After the death of Voldemort, life is perfect for James, Lily, Sirius, Iris and Remus. And by that I mean love, laughter, tears, commitment, children and the perfect amount of drama. What could be better? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,372 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Sirius B., James P.
When The Stars Go Blue by XSiriusIsTheBestX reviews
James was the sexy trouble maker & Lily was the pretty wild flower.So don't you ever wonder how they finally ended up as a happily married couple?And is 12 years in Azkaban the REAL reason why Sirius is so bitter? SB/OC and LE/JP. An untold story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 105 - Words: 211,830 - Reviews: 4110 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Don't Tell Me What I Am by Naomi N. Yang reviews
“Someone? The day you become someone is the day I bow down to a mudblood”....“Keep dreaming, Weaselette, and when---IF you succeed in no longer being a dork, I swear to Merlin, I’ll even compliment Eloise Midgen.” pairings: BZ/GW and DM/HG, summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,323 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Power of Music by Corpium reviews
With the power of music, Harry finally learns how to keep Voldemort out of his mind without silly Occlumency. Even better, he learns how to annoy the Dark Lord at the same time. Reasonable Crack. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Don't Get Your Tizzy in a Panties by fyren galan reviews
The Never-Ending Drabble Train just came to town. All aboard, kiddos. Slash, gen, het. Mostly Harry/male pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Symptoms of Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
The Marauders make a list. Nuff said. Read the title . Marauders era. It's sorta friendship, humor, general, with some other genres in there too. PLEASE R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
You Remind Me Of The Bulge by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
Jareth's crotch is alive, Sarah's an idiot, and Jim Henson loves his chickens waaaaay too much. All par for the course in one of my parodies!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,195 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
A Series of Connecting the Dots by Digitallace reviews
A joint fic by Digitallace & DreamingInColour. Switching between Draco Digitallace and Harry DreamingInColour to form a turbulent story, where Harry and Draco are each trying to manipulate the other. How will it turn out? Not even the authors know!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 180,200 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How to Fake a Marriage by hermyandronforevr reviews
"What the hell are you talking about?" Hermione questioned. "You are not my husband." "That expensive wedding ring on your finger would prove otherwise," he contradicted. Chapter 18 is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,126 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Scheherazade by fyren galan reviews
Voldemort didn’t believe that a bound Harry Potter was in his dungeon. Seeing Potter with his own eyes, he planned to kill him. But after months of being entranced by tales, his original plans may have changed slightly. SLASH. Retelling of 1001 Nights.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,282 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Marauderette by DistractedButSerious reviews
What would have happened after Snapes' Worst Memory in the 5th book if Harry had stayed and watched and I wrote Harry Potter which I didn't . Lily becomes the fifth Marauder, and Snape gets jealous. Can he get her back, or will James make Lily his?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,073 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
30 Years Ago by DistractedButSerious reviews
Hermione makes a timeturner that goes back years, but asks Harry to look after it for her. When looking into it, he falls in. Now he's stuck in the era of the Marauders, teaching DADA! Now he's got to find a way back without anyone knowing his secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,817 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by Extended-Wings09 reviews
In order to prove that Hermione is not boring and not Miss Goody-two-Shoes, she takes on the dare to commit the seven deadly sins. One sin for one day. She thinks its easy, but of course, its not. Wait, what does Malfoy have anything to do with the dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,692 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Season of Change by fyren galan reviews
This will likely be the most terrifying story you will ever read. Brace yourselves. Harry/Draco slash, Veela fun, unwitty banter, lots of death, and Twilight bashing. Come on in. I've got something for everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ejaculate the Uterus by fyren galan reviews
We all know where it comes from. But where does it go? Written after numerous contemplations of: Where does the Cleaning/Banishing Charm actually send things? Draco/Harry slash. Ch. 2: Where does a Banished uterus go? M-PREG. Yes, I'm serious. Kind of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Impress Her with Intangibles by fyren galan reviews
A series of drabbles about Draco and Hermione's growing relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,724 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beauty or Precision by fyren galan reviews
Neville didn’t take stock in beauty. He had no need for it. Precision, however, was a different story. Neville/Severus SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
Call Me Jareth by fyren galan reviews
Toby gave a half-moan, and asked shakily, “My King?” The man’s laughter was muffled by Toby’s throat. He moved up until they were face to face. “Call me Jareth,” he whispered cockily, and took Toby’s lips in a fiery kiss. Toby/Jareth SLASH.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Jareth, Toby
Fanfiction Has Gone Downhill Nowadays by fyren galan reviews
A bit of Draco/Harry and Twilight-bashing, in honour of my 50,000th word on this site! God, I sound pretentious. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fandangled Pureblood Theories by fyren galan reviews
Harry and Draco knew Narcissa took the whole "we're together" thing way too well, and now they know why. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Twisted Faerie Tales by Digitallace reviews
A collection of Drarry fairytales in the twisted tongue of Digitallace. Warnings for Slash and explicit content and adult language and situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,898 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Empathica by fyren galan reviews
Written for 100-prompt challenge by HermioneWeasleyFan. Hogwarts-era Draco/Harry SLASH, Fifth through Seventh Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince's Signature by fyren galan reviews
Harry doesn't discover the identity of the Half-Blood Prince while chasing after the killer of his beloved Headmaster. He finds out in an entirely more pleasant way. AU, Harry/Severus slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Disobedience Part II by Scifinerd92 reviews
Continued from Disobedience. This is just some more obsessiveness, creepiness, slashiness and i guess a bit of gore too Noncon, SLASH, MILD GORE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Madame Scarlet's by Digitallace reviews
Snape and Lucius run an exotic brothel made of Incubi and Succubae. When both Harry and Draco turn out to hold the strain in their blood it poses some problems for the owners and for the boys. *Explicit content warning* DM/HP.HP/DM.SS/HP/DM so far
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,984 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
King's Crossroad Station by Nyx Myst reviews
After a long life, Harry Potter returns to his personal crossroad between life and death, King’s Cross Station, and to what’s waiting for him there. Warnings: Character Death, Rated M though not more implied than explicit, and SLASH male/male – HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 107 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Snuggle Time with Aquatic Mammals by fyren galan reviews
Draco is feeling poorly. Harry knows a way to cheer him up: see title. Slash, crack!fic. Cowritten with BeebeeThurlow.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unmasked by Digitallace reviews
Sequel to House of Masks - Will the fallout from Harry's decision to choose Draco over Ginny pose too overwhelming to live with?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snapshots of Daily Living by fyren galan reviews
Drabbles about Hogwarts. Draco/Harry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Pick Up Line a Day Keeps Lily Evans Away by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
House of Masks by Digitallace reviews
Harry had the feeling that once he stepped through those doors, his life would be irrevocably changed. Explicit content warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unexpected Letter by Sphirex reviews
Harry recieves an owl from his crush, Draco, inviting him to his home. When he arrives, he finds something unexpected. SLASH! Harry/Lucius. M Rated for a reason! NC-17! Graphic Sexual Content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Trust by yamiyugi23 reviews
Harry Potter must learn to trust again after his summer from hell. Will Sirius be able to help Harry before it is to late? Abused Harry and the warnings that go with it ALSO NOW WITH SEVERUS SNAPE DEFEATING VOLDERMORT! COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 37,965 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Queer as Foto by Digitallace reviews
Draco's been invited to be one of the celebrities in the new gay wizarding magazine and he's shocked to learn who else is being included as well. Birthday story for Shannon
Crossover - Harry Potter & Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Never Again by albe-chan reviews
Remus finds out that the ones we love don't always love us the way we deserve and that there really can be second chances with long lost lovers. VERY MATURE. SLASH. SEX. GRAPHIC VIOLENCE. RLOC. RLSB. slight JPLE. RATED R or NC-17. Seriously people...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,935 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B.
This Side of Paradise by fyren galan reviews
When Hermione and Ron said that Harry was obsessed with Malfoy, they had no idea how right they would be some day. Insane!Harry, tortured!Draco, heavy gore, violence, one-sided slash, not-a-happy-story. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The One Who Carries The Child by Lamila reviews
Harry comes back with a surprise after being tortured for three months...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,070 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Uncontrollable Angst of Doom by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
In my fifth HP parody, Harry tries to kill himself several times in rapid succession- will he survive to destroy the evil that is Emma Watson's eyebrows, the goddess Helena Bonham Carter, and Dumbledore's ACTING?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,558 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 113 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dancing Barefoot by XSiriusIsTheBestX reviews
Sequel to WTSGB! Life was supposed to be a breeze after marriage, but why doesn't it seem that way for Lily and James? And why does a cold, August evening change the entire World for Sirius? And when will Remus stop denying his love for Tonks?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - James P., Sirius B.
Anything For You by half-breedMiralian reviews
Nearing the end of their sixth year, Head Girl and Head Boy find themselves slowly becoming civil to one another. What does strawberry-banana shampoo have to do with the whole ordeal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,454 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trophy by Digitallace reviews
DM/HP-Scoundrel, libertine, whore: words often used to describe Draco Malfoy, but what happens when the man who seeks only to conquer new lovers, gets bored and chooses a more difficult target? Will Harry give into Malfoy or will Draco be left wanting?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,761 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
For the Best by Digitallace reviews
True Beloveds series Part 2 - Harry can't stay out of Draco's bed, not even when his wife makes him promise to. On their final encounter, can Harry say goodbye for good? Explicit content warning.DH epilogue compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Passing the Torch by The Duckster reviews
This is Bill's extremely information and uncomfortable talk with Ron about sex. Very M for a mature but it's all in an informative 'this is what a boobie is' sort of thing. First part is Bill and Molly talking, the other 4 is Bill and Ron. awkward fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,269 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bill W., Ron W. - Complete
Bear Of My Dreams by lordhellebore reviews
ONE-SHOT: When Harry is turned into a teddy bear, what will Draco do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Delusions by sick-atxxheart reviews
Everyone is surprised when Harry and Draco come in to the Great Hall with their hair colors switched. Everyone is even more surprised when it turns out that Draco and Harry have quite their own little surprise for them. Funny fic, you won't regret it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Fall of the Lieutenant by rebeccastiltskin reviews
The first paragraph is c of J.K. Rowling as are Bellatrix Lestrange and Lord Voldemort. The rest is by me. Voldemort has just seen Bella die and is confused by what he feels...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Laughing by 142staircases reviews
Have you ever laughed because you didn't know what else to do in the situation?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sirius B. - Complete
Of Plans, Diamonds and Stuffed Toys by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Sirius Black’s Ultimate, Amazing, Stupendous Plan to Woo Werewolf Extraordinaire, Remus Lupin This Valentine’s Day." Will it work? Or will it fail? Includes stuffed toys, flowers, chocolates and diamonds. Read and review! RLSB SLASH!Mostly dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Crush by Digitallace reviews
Harry has a crush, and he has it bad, but the object of his desire couldn’t possibly return his feelings. Could he? Warnings for explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Plundered by Digitallace reviews
AU Pirate Drarry - Captain Potter is a revered member of the Royal British Fleet, sent to capture and hang all known pirates. His personal vendetta is the Dread Pirate Black, but what will he do when he finds the scoundrel?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,583 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Random Conversations by Lizzy Lovegood reviews
Do you like Harry Potter? Do you like randomness? Do you like conversations? If you have answered yes then you are welcome to delve into my mind and... Sirius, what are you doing? I'm trying to write a summary here. And Ron, pull your pants back up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,465 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Don't Touch Me by mysteryssister reviews
Lily won't let anyone touch her, and only Severus Snape, who she's not speaking to, knows why. James is going to find out the truth if it's the last thing he ever does, and Lily tries unsuccessfully not to think about her past. One-shot. T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Accidental Apparation by Invaderk reviews
LE/SS Oneshot. When Lily and Severus get separated from their peers in an apparation accident, they find that they have to face the truths about their individual destinies together in order to overcome the troubles of the present.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
October 31st 1981 by FusionRose reviews
ONESHOT MWPP. Four friends became a family and it took only one of them to bring them all down. A story of the night that Harry became a legend. Dedication to Angel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Encounter with the Devil in the Toyshop by Healer Pomfrey reviews
In a toyshop, eight-year-old Harry meets a man in black clothes. 'If Father Christmas thinks so badly of me, maybe the devil will like me,' he thought, accepting the stuffed dragon the devil gave him, but it was not a normal Muggle dragon. AU, partly OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Lies by HollywoodGirl745 reviews
Based on the song Alyssa Lies. A first year named Annabelle befriends Harry and notices that something is wrong. Harry's relatives then take it too far. Child abuse and character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2009 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Not Welcome by Ravenclaw Eagle reviews
Hermione is home alone during summer holiday, and guess who shows up? Three robbers. Can Hermione get them away without exposing her magic? Slightly plotless, slightly pointless.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Need A Hug? by Deadly Poppy reviews
When Sirius is awake in the common room late at night, Lily knows just what he needs to cheer him up. Sirius/Lily, but friendship only. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
True Love's Kiss by Amethyst Elann reviews
Guess who is singing? Guess who doesn't want to be sung to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/6/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fire by siriuslives394 reviews
Who knew that Bellatrix Lestrange's love of fire could be traced back to many years ago, when she first met her cousin - Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Real Reason For The Marriage Law by SevyLu reviews
Many years into the future, Minister Shacklebolt explains why a new law is necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Kingsley S., Arthur W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Video Game by blackflare13 reviews
Harry and Ron sit down to have a fun little afternoon playing A video game... they were sadly mistaken. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any other characters. I do not own the video games either.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Bibliophile by cloneserpents reviews
During the trio's stay at Grimmauld Place in DH, Hermione spends some quality alone time with a good book. PURE SMUT. You'll find no plot to water down the smut in this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
When Dawn Turns to Dusk by EmoEccentrica reviews
What happens when Voldemort suddenly appears in Harry's room? Will Harry take him up on his offer? Story a lot better than summary! Smutasm and yaoi await thos who read...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Draco and Severus Learn about Their Bodies by fyren galan reviews
I know what you're thinking, but that's not it. Drag your mind partially out of the gutter. Only partially. Draco/Harry/Severus SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
War and Peace by charl88 reviews
Hermione walked into the bathroom wearing nothing but a pair of overalls. Ron swore aggressively “Dammit woman! We've been married nearly two years” RonHermione Crack Fic Co written with my friend Laura
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Karma by danceswpenguins9 reviews
Oneshot. Things go from bad to worse for Draco Malfoy. The fangirls have taken over his world, turning everything upside down and driving Draco up the wall with annoyance. Warning: sexual themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
The Great Secret of Sirius Black by Squid7000 reviews
Sirius Black has a secret and only one person knows. One-shot. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
An Unusual Adventure by Smoochynose reviews
The twins, Ron, and Harry find a way into the girls dormitories. "Ron grew even paler when he realised that George was putting even more of the rectangle muggle things on his shoes. "Those are muggle period things!"" For The Bra Challenge fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Published: 8/2/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
That Sounds Like A Personal Problem by ErisEvenstar reviews
What happens when you put our favourite male characters from Harry Potter, Star Trek, High School Musical, and Twilight in a therapy session together with a normal person? Well, chaos ensues. Rated T for language and my possible death from flaming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
You Only Get One Wish by OldXernes reviews
It is Hermione's birthday, and she has her heart set on only one wish that Severus isn't too willing to grant her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
17 by lull.and.waves reviews
-"Put a frog in it." Ryone stuffed a Chocolate Frog into Sirius's mouth. Sirius grinned wolfishly. "Hand-feeding me sweets already, darling? When can we bring it into, oh, say, the bedroom?" Ryone gasped sharply. "You pervert! You-you-you perfect prat!"-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009
Sirius' Woman by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Peter insists that Sirius needs a woman in his life. Rather than reveal that he already has Remus, Sirius opts for a more creative approach. An approach that succeeds in amusing James, arousing Remus, and confusing Peter further.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2009 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
Shopping by KatWoman8 reviews
Ginny doesn't like shopping with Mrs. Weasley, so she invites Harry along to distract her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Bottled Emotions by Daaro Moltor reviews
Harry rejects Ginny. Now she's determinated to find his love, whatever it takes. Because, if he doesn't love her... he's got to love someone... She asks professor Snape to brew a potion, a potion which will force Harry to show his true emotions...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Dedication to Remus John Lupin by Dobby's Socks reviews
Title says all. We love Lupin so much, that we wrote this little one shot completely dedicated to him. We love you, Moony.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
The Best Thing by Redbookbluebook reviews
Draco gets caught in an interesting game of truth or dare with people who'd like nothing better than to feed the sodding prat to a particularily bad-tempered blast-ended skrewt. Mostly G/D with random smatterings of other pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Ten Minutes by Wiccan98 reviews
What would have happened at the end of HBP if Draco Malfoy failed to kill Dumbledore but killed Harry instead? What do you think Voldemort would have said? This is how I think it would go. Collab with Fanfiction user May-La-Nee. No storyline just for fun
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
Voldy's New Spell by kahlen369 reviews
Pure and utter crack. One day, Voldemort tries out a new spell on his Death Eaters. What does it do and what is everyone's reactions? R&R! This is humor, not a literary masterpiece,don't be too harsh!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Vampire Daddy by Dreamstallion33 reviews
Edward's angst when Bella discovers she's pregnant, follows through Renesmee's birth, Edward's acceptance. R&R "I had to stop this...If it was kids she wanted she could have them. As many as she wanted. Just not this child. The worst one. Mine."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,665 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Hermione's Telly Vision: That Pain in the Arse Box by molicious261 reviews
Why won't this effing thing stop blinking?" H/G watch while R/Hr try to set up Hermione's new TV. A fight ensues and ends with an odd discussion about Doctor Who and Spongebob. R/Hr at their best with slight H/G.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Tournament of Death by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
It's the GoF movie's turn to be made fun of, with Harry wondering why Moody's a pirate, what exactly Dumbledore's on, and where all these crazy Twilight fans are coming from!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,651 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
The Marauder's Best Prank Ever by janiesgotagun reviews
Remus Lupin reminisces about a time long ago, when he and his fellow Marauders performed one of their greatest pranks ever. This was written 3 years ago, back when I was only 14, so I apologise if it's not that great.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
You Gotta Love A Redhead by Amethyst Elann reviews
Have you ever wondered what makes a redhead so attractive? What makes them tick? I have the answers to these questions and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Locked in a Small Closet by ScifiSOS reviews
Draco turned his head and glared at Potter. “I’m not a bloody chicken Potter. Do forgive me if I’d rather not be graced with the Holy Savior’s dick!”-I was curious to which summary would get more attention. lol. My first or the second? R&R Please SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Is Something Wrong with Dumbledore? by Bucky McAwesome reviews
Basically a friend and I were wondering what the HP series would be like if everyone died in the first book, so it turned out like this: Harry and his friends thought it would be a normal year at Hogwarts, but then everything goes awry. Who will survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Tired Of Being Voldie by SepticFanFics reviews
Parody of "Tired of Being Sorry" by Enrique Iglesias. I think it may need a little tweaking but yeah, tell me what you think. And yes, it's a song with the lyrics changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Fenrir G., Voldemort - Complete
Wake up you two! by WWT reviews
It's the day before the Quittich World Cup, Hermione's just arrived and Mrs. Weasley's sent her up to wake Harry and Ron. She gets a shocking suprise when she walks in. Slash, hinted twincest, rated just in case. I may make another for X-mas
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Blueberries & Rollercoasters by lydiamaartin reviews
All Harry wanted was to go to an amusement park over the summer, like normal teenagers do. At some point, Snape gets turned into a giant blueberry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Hermione, I Broke the Time Turner by AndromedaMarine reviews
Resisting the urge to clobber him over the head with her heavy copy of "One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi," Hermione Granger marches over to where he’s standing and wrenches the sad and pathetic-looking Time Turner from his grasp. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Formidable Adversary by Myske reviews
A post Marriage Law fic. The Ministry have finally decided to repeal their Marriage Law, all that's left is for Hermione and Severus to divvy up their belonging, but that may be more difficult to decide than anyone had anticipated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,247 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Inhibition Potion Incident by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Inspired by a scene in the fic "Muggle Mondays". M for a reason kids. SS/HP/DM/RL. Don't like, don't read. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Woes and Tribulations of Ronald Bilius Weasley by fyren galan reviews
Ron can never catch a break. Especially when Draco Malfoy, Potions essays, and a bit of witty dialogue are involved. Based on my favorite line from Norton Juster's The Phantom Tollbooth. See if you can find it. Draco/Harry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bid for Love by trizfores reviews
A bachelor auction is going to be held at Hogwarts. Sev has no way out of it, and has to join. Trelawney wants him. He needs help. Who is he to turn to? Loads of laughs here! SSHG R&R pls. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,517 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Caught by lovefrog159 reviews
Lily's father's death brings her to realize that James isn't that bad. From enemies to friends to secretly dating, to a serious relationship. Funny, dramatic, a must read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 93,052 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Bagel by Little Fire Thief reviews
A very, very silly oneshot inspired by very loud, aggressive music. Contains: Harry, motorbikes, Hufflepuffs, the ultimate evil, and a very large beard. An endofterm present for Jiang Qing. Possibly the first of many very, very silly oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Egg & Sperm by thisisforyou reviews
The Marauders' Astronomy class got put in a detention with a difference after Sirius and James started a class discussion about where babies come from. Professor McGonagall decided it was time for them to find out, the Muggle way...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Searching for Harry Potter: the Menagerie Quest by Chloe Veverka reviews
Everyone's always searching for Harry Potter-to kiss him, kill him, call him names. This is the mini adventure of a grouchy non-early-bird trying to track him down, and how she gets by with a little help from her friends. Pre OotP. Some fowl language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Close Encounters of the Potter Kind by FieryBrunette reviews
Lily Evans can't explain all these weird feelings that happen when Potter comes around, nor does she want to even try. But when forced to play 'Seven Minutes in Heaven' with him, she may have no choice but to let her hormones take control. Lily's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,701 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Infamous Hogwarts Prankwar of 1977 by FieryBrunette reviews
It's utter insanity for 7th year students. On top of homework and Quidditch, a new humorous terror plagues the school: the growing feud between the well known Marauders and the unknown Marauderesses. Who will win the prankwar?And who are the Marauderesses
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,228 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Strongly Worded Letter by Lucy Pryde reviews
First-year Percy Weasley writes a letter to Voldemort explaining why the Dark Lord should be caught and punished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Percy W., Voldemort - Complete
OWLs for Fred and George by MadCatta reviews
What OWLs did the twin get? Well... you'd better read inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Jealous Dinner by weasleygirl930 reviews
Ron and Hermione are out for dinner, but does the waitress have other things on her mind? Oneshot, with a little bit of fluff! Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
80 Things The Weasley Twins Are Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Not Quite Expected by Celestial Beauty reviews
Free-standing sequel to The Best Birthday Ever. Charlie is out of town and Harry decides to make him dinner, naked, clad only in his pink apron to welcome him home. How was he supposed to know they were having guests? Slash, CW/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Charlie W., Harry P. - Complete
Sparkly Vampires by DeadAngel reviews
Harry has a crazy dream. Hilarity in the quad follows. Your standard crackfic, on the drabbleish side, rating to be safe. Oneshot! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Sorted That One Out by Mouse and Stupid Productions reviews
Really short oneshot about when Scorpius gets sorted... No pairings...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Bothering Filch by ConstellationxSirius reviews
"Sirius was sweating. He was covered in a red, sticky substance. He looked like he had been fighting a vicious battle. And lost. 'Sirius, what are you doing'...'I'm baking a cupcake.'...'Who's it for'...'Filch.' Sirius and Remus give Filch a cupcake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The WHAT talk? by XxblondehermionexX reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black give Harry Potter the 'sex talk'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Revised Epilogue: or How the Weasley's Inherit by estrafalaria103 reviews
The conclusion to DH left many fans sad. Here is a little rewriting of the epilogue, so that all may live in glee and thanksgiving.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
Hogwarts Through the Ages, A One Shot by GinnyPotterHarrysLover reviews
It was always known that Snapes past was dark and troubled, but few ever ventured to find out how much he had suffered through. Harry and Draco bond over shared torturous experiances as they search for the truth of the pain behind Snapes dark eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Solemnly Swear They Are Up To No Good by Punchbuggie reviews
For the Conversations With a Hat Challenge by Maraudercat. The Sorting Hat is having a bad day...why? It's sorting the Marauders, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Pink and Glittery by Lady Annikaa reviews
Sirius and Remus order a "special" package. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Bad Timing by Chocolate Chip Cookie and Milk reviews
In which Ron is angry at Harry for his bad timing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Loving you, Harry Potter, makes me insecure by KarlenePotterMalfoy reviews
Ginny's suddenly...insecure. What's boggling in the youngest Weasley's head? And what's going to be our young Mr. Potter's answer? Set just before the end of HBP. Be merciful, it's my first ever fanfic. Read and Review, please ! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Show Down by TiannaMVA reviews
COMPLETE! Harry faces off with Voldemort... after poisoning Dumbledore's candies? Dark!Harry, Maunipulative!Dumbledore, Semi-Nice!Voldemort. Multiple warnings, mentioned slash DM/HP. Rewrite of Vamprisslizy's 'New Ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/22/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
MeOW by Amethyst Elann reviews
This is all Neville Longbottom's fault. As soon as I get my hands back, and I will, I'll get you for this Longbottom! And your little frog too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,558 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Draco M., Lavender B. - Complete
Hurry Up and Die, Ron Weasley! by whatever-works81 reviews
The second installment in my Hurry Up and Die! epic. Can be read as a standalone. 10 more helpful tips for the potential angsty, depressing suicide fic writer in all of us!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Ron W. - Complete
Dean Thomas Must Die by Timballisto reviews
In Charms, Harry had fancied pushing Dean off the Astronomy Tower. In Astronomy…well, the temptation was extremely hard to ignore, especially when Dean had the gall to set his telescope up next to him. H/G Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Peeves Hat by Schermionie reviews
/Nick would never quite forgive Peeves for this one./ Peeves sabotages the Sorting Ceremony of 1971, unintentionally bringing together four young minds which might otherwise have simply... passed each other by. Marauders fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,619 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Lily Evans P., Peeves, Nearly Headless Nick, Marauders - Complete
Bedtime Stories by estrafalaria103 reviews
When Rose asks her father the question "Where do babies come from" he remembers a story Molly once told him. But when shes asks "where did I come from?" He remembers something altogether different. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
Dumbledore's Under Your Bed by EvilScript reviews
Dumbledore gives Voldemort a little scare by hiding under his bed. Oneshot. Extremely OOC and cracky
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I Don't Like Your Girlfriend by Breanie reviews
Everyone is tired of Cho and when Hermione tells her that Harry fancies her, Ginny decides to take matters into her own hands with a little help from her friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Felix Felices by Rogue12158 reviews
Harry's son, James, asks him a certain question about how he came to be... And Harry tells him a story about a certain potion...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., James S. P. - Complete
Hansel and GreatNowI'mHungryetel by Meltha reviews
During the horcrux hunt in book seven, the trio passes the time by having Hermione tell the Muggle fairytale Hansel and Gretel. Ninth in a series, though each can stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Book by 24frames reviews
Harry finds a book filled with interesting spells. this is my first fanfic so be easy on me. rated M for sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hippie Headmaster’s Pajama Party The Musical by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A parody on the fifth Harry Potter movie. Author not responsible for randomly feeling the need to sing or the urge to see Equus. Erratic bursts of laughter may also ensue please consult OotP to accurately complain to WB! ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 157 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Junebug by Cosmia reviews
Or: The Secret Lives of Frogs. In which Hermione is a scary feminist, Draco's into misogyny and jumping, and pregnancy happens. I've got Bob Dylan, vegetarians and swearing and I still can't believe I'm putting my name to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Mature Themes by MarauderNextGen reviews
Au/OOC. Seventh year unveils new shocks. Remus becomes involved with Snape and Luc. Hermione and Ginny come out, Ron is pregnant and the father is a shock, and Harry may be flirting with Draco but is in a rel. with a surprise Weasley warn slash, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,590 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
50 Things the Marauders Are Not Allowed To Do by hpnerd328 reviews
One day while the Marauders were bored, they came up with a list of things they shouldn't do. Read on to learn how those items made the list.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007
Your Everything by Amethyst Elann reviews
Lily Evans is woken up at an unholy hour to hear James Potter sing his little heart out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Noises or You Shouldn't Believe What You Hear by hell.bent.wings reviews
“Go deeper! Yes, right there!” Ginny’s brown eyes widened as she processed the fact that her brother George was in the boy’s washroom at midnight with Fred and they were making unbelievable sounds. God,she was going to need some extensive therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Other Side by 142staircases reviews
Who says Life stops after Death? Because it most certainly doesn’t. Just because Nearly-Headless-Nick doesn’t know what happens on ‘the other side’ doesn’t mean that we don’t. The story of Lily and James’ adaptation into Death and how they spy on Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,262 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Welcome to the Order of the Sphinx by DarkPhoenixForce reviews
A parody of Harry's first intro. to the Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
I Hate Everything about You by headoverheels4HP reviews
Spoiled, arrogant Lily Evans is back for her seventh and final year at Hogwarts.The daughter of a rich muggle business man she had it all, popularity, looks, and Head Girl. Her dreams are shattered when she meets new guy, James Potter. A role reversal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,324 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ministry Fight Spoof by DarkPhoenixForce reviews
Complete randomness mocking the fight in Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Strawberry Bubbles by Violet Waller reviews
Harry and Draco have had enough of Snape's disgusting stench and they Imperio him into taking a bath ... let the scrubbing, lathering, rinsing, singing and dancing begin! Humor/Crack!Fic. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
A Visit to Diagon Alley by blue3ski reviews
What happened when Voldemort saw the U-No-Poo poster?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Disobedience by Scifinerd92 reviews
Dark, angsty, gore in parts. LM/HP WARNING - M&S!Lucius. NONCON SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,378 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Common Misconceptions by 142staircases reviews
A series of one shots about the one everyone in the realm of fanfiction ignores.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
The Wandering Thoughts of Sirius Black by Forgotten Amendments reviews
When in History of Magic, odd thoughts do tend to cross one's mind. Sirius Black is no exception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Sirius B. - Complete
Lupin, Harry and the dream that started it by shady lurker reviews
Harry's favorite dream about girls is thrown into disarray when Professor Lupin makes an appearance. At first he ignores it, but as time passes Harry and his hormones can no longer deny the Werewolf's 'animal magnetism' Slash. Lots of swearing. incomplete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Best Duel Ever by albe-chan reviews
A duel between arch rivals leads to something so much better. For once Harry and Draco agree; this is sure to be the best duel EVER! Drarry. HPDM. SLASH. SEX. SMUT. ONESHOT. MATURE. STRIP-DUELING! For I'm Just Drawn That Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Total Disregard For Canon by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
My parody of Prisoner of Azkaban, with Snape ACTING, a very pissed off audience, and a talking mustache!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
You Just Like Me More by Rebecca Cunningham reviews
Dolores Umbridge discusses the infamous “Mary Sue.” Warning: May cause you to throw your computer out the window.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Dolores U. - Complete
I Saw Emmett Naked by Dreamstallion33 reviews
In her short life thus far Renesmee had thought she'd seen it all! Turns out that was all just the beginning...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Harry Potter And The Curse Of The Mary Sue by crimsonpuddle reviews
Mary-Sue goes to Hogwarts. A parody of all those 'Mary-Sue At Hogwarts' 'fics out there. Parody/crack!Fic of book 1, shipping Harry/Mary-Sue and Ron/Hermione. Spoilers for PS. One-shot. -- Beware, the clichés start here -- And so, their tale begins...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/6/2009 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
52 pickup lines that will NOT get you a date by Twinkie reviews
Sirius finally decides to help James get Lily by giving him 52 pick-up lines, all of which fail. Horribly. Suggestions welcome, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Twins Share Everything by fredmyfred reviews
Fred and George are twins. And twins are supposed to share everything...right? But what if that thing happens to be Oliver Wood?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Fred W., Oliver W.
A Digitallace Smutshot by DreamingInColour reviews
A fic for my dear friend Digitallace as a demonstration of my gratitude for her filthy, filthy mind. This is a tribute and a guided tour to the smutty world of Digitallace's Drarry gay sex with a little bit of Snape thrown in just for good measure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
War! What Is It Good For? by Dreamstallion33 reviews
“Emmett, I guarantee you my sex life is far more fulfilling than yours,” Jasper said smugly. “And that my brother, is exactly why I have declared war!" The unofficial sequel to "Let's Talk About Sex" Alice's PoV. mild-sexual references. ONESHOT! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Alice - Complete
Twenty Seductive Lines by Pansy Parkinson by NectarAndAmbrosia reviews
One day, Pansy Parkinson shares her collection of pick-up lines she reserves just for her dear Draco. Notice how they may be merely besotted suck-up lines. Prepare to be utterly stunned by her sheer cleverness and creative wit...NOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Pansy P.
Malfoy Sensibilities by PaolaAdara reviews
In which Malfoy, really, has a one-track mind and thinks that Potter, of all things, is a cheeky sex symbol. Prequel to Malfoy Sensibilities II.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,102 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter, The Incredibly Stupid Hero by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
A random, stupid parody of Chamber of Secrets, involving Harry being an idiot, Lucius being HOT, and Lockhart... well, you'll see. Oh, yeah, and David Bowie makes a guest appearance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
Exchanged Personality by iSC.Katrina reviews
What do you think would happen if Draco and Hermione finds themselves trapped in each other's body?Unexpected bets,kissing,and humiliation! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,261 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Carnie Carnival Madness by Sable-eyed-lily reviews
In Harry’s latest attempt to introduce Draco to the Muggle world, he takes him to a carnival… A MUGGLE carnival… How many ways could this go wrong? Warning: so Fluffy, it’ll make you want to heave… SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Feminine Products by siriuslives394 reviews
James is sent to purchase Lily certain… feminine hygiene products. As a male, he’s hesitant. Of course, Sirius accompanies him, and takes advantage of the situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius, his Spoinkle and a Diabolical Plot by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
Susie the Spoinkle is back! Keep in mind that everything is not as it appears. Pure Dialogue. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Tere Show! by Rare but somehow funny reviews
It's the best magical talk show EVER! Where the best witches and wizards chill avec moi! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2009
Triple Trouble by Amethyst Elann reviews
A Hufflepuff values hard work, loyalty, and fair play. Nobody said anything about fending off a love potion enduced Draco Malfoy. Ravenclaws value intelligence, creativity, wit, and wisdom. Nobody said they had to help fend off a twitterpated Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,873 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The Day Harry Was Born by HermyMacGo reviews
A short story about what Sirius did when he learnt Harry was born. Characterization of Sirius and of his feelings for James.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
How Draco and Harry Became Draco And Harry by fyren galan reviews
For all the previous Dramione fans who were converted. You know who you are. Draco/Harry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In all Sirryousness by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Harry had been blatantly flirting for weeks...and now Sirius was going to do something about it. For all the ladies who have been waiting for some Sirry action from me. SB/HP, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Talk by black4minister reviews
Two weeks ago, James Potter asked Lily Evans to marry him. Inless then one month they will be wed. James decides it's time they had 'The Talk' One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
My Immortal 3: The life among the dead by xxxbloodysoul666xxx reviews
Da sekewl 2 My Immortal/My Immortal 2. All the HP characters return. its liek so fuking awesum! fangz 2 muh ziz 4 da spelin! i luv tare gipsy i wan b jus liek u! goof 4 lif! NO PREPZ DIS STORI IS ZKARY U HEER! nu PrEPZ!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Positive Effects of Porn by Digitallace reviews
Drarry - Twoshot After years filled with failed relationships, a bit of porn and some friendly encouragement help Harry to discover who he really wants. Warnings for slash and explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Attack of the 80's! by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
A random, insane parody of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, the movie, involving Gryffindor bashing, Snape being creepy, and lots and lots of 80's cult movie references! Rated for language and perviness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
A Stupid Bet by Lady Annikaa reviews
Remus makes a stupid bet with Lily ending up with him in a dress and knickers! What will his boyfriend Sirius think about that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Houseboy by MarauderNextGen reviews
AU/OOC Eighteen year old Harry Potter has found his trust fund dried out and in need of work he answers an ad for a houseboy. But when the employer turns out to be Lucius Malfoy, what will happen? warn slash HP/LM,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,519 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Gone Swimming by Slash McSlash reviews
Naked on a tiny boat. In the rain. Light SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Blue Suede Shoes by Amethyst Elann reviews
Best friends of Lily Evans and Hannah Myers, hyper, new shoes, and Sirius Black making googly eyes at me. Who am I? I'm Sal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,853 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Personal Statement by Chloe Choy reviews
“Tell me all the dirty details you know about Harry Potter,” he said. And all it really takes now is some Colin Creevey bashing and a Draco in denial. Oh, and mature sexual content. Crack!Fic. DMHP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Sacrifice by chaosticsoul reviews
Even though I'm the sacrifice, you won't try for me, not now. Though I'd die to know you love me, I'm all alone. Isn't someone missing me? Violence, homosexuality, death, torture ect. One-shot, complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Sevvikins by Princess Ducky reviews
A Conversation. Fred and George. A Prank. A detention. A Pink Thong. Snape. Tralawney. Pet Names. Embarrassment. What could this all mean? Read and Find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Severus S., Fred W. - Complete
Kissing Lesson by Irrelevancy reviews
Marauder's time. Remus wants to learn how to kiss. Sirius and James offer to show him. S/J. Slash. Kissing scene, and their awesomeness deserves a T rating EDITED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Awakening by 142staircases reviews
The hardest part of being a werewolf is waking up. Remus oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
Ear Day by 142staircases reviews
Once a year, friends, family and fans gather at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes to commemorate a most momentous occasion...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - George W., Ron W. - Complete
Keeping Them On Leash by albe-chan reviews
Lily and Remus love the men they're with and then men with them love being put in their places, and now it's up to them to keep James and Sirius on the leash. MATURE. SLASH. SEX. SMUT. BDSM. PWP. TWO-SHOT. RLSB. LEJP. For IJDTW's birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,849 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Goodbye Bella, Goodbye Moon by Dreamstallion33 reviews
What was the right way to say goodbye? When was the right time? Was it right to be leaving at all? How wrong I had been about ever thinking it was acceptable to be with Bella… Edwards PoV New Moon, ONESHOT! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,872 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On the Run by Invaderk reviews
LESS. Oneshot. With nowhere else to turn, a young Snape finds himself at the front door of the Evans's household. This would be completely normal, were it not two in the morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Scion by LiterarySpell reviews
Lucius returns from Azkaban a broken man. Draco tries to heal him, and himself, the only way he knows how. What happens when father and son cross that boundary?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,156 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Because You're Mine by Ms. Padfoot reviews
Harry is rescued from the Dursley's by Severus Snape. What he tells Harry leaves him stunned. Who is my father?...I am. Not all is as it was believed to be. Who really is meant to be the 'Saviour of the Wizarding World? Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 611,455 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Whisper by Yoko Black reviews
Harry becomes a mental patient in his own home and its Draco Malfoy's job to set his mind free. What horrors lurk in Harry's past, and what is the secret Harry is keeping from Draco? Multi-Warnings! PLEASE READ WARNING FIRST! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,813 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Lovely Child by Anastasia Kaliska Dyani Malfoy reviews
Caught at the end of a potions experiment gone wrong Harry is turned into a child. He sure isn't the luckiest person in the world. Especially when his babysitters are one Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape. Who will be falling for who by the time he's healed?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,911 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Unrequited Love of Dobby by siriuslives394 reviews
Dobby was in love. Oh yes, love of the highest degree. Third chapter added. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Dobby, Ron W. - Complete
A Drabble a Day by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
365 days... 365 drabbles. Somehow, the year is over, and this collection is now complete. I want to thank everyone who read and reviewed this for all your incredible support as this year-long project progressed one day, and one drabble, at a time. THANKS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 365 - Words: 104,073 - Reviews: 3824 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Sometimes teaching isn't that great by 142staircases reviews
There were times when Minerva McGonagall was thrilled that she had never reproduced with her husband, Angus. Teaching Bellatrix Black was one experience that made her feel this way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Minerva M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
James Potter's Guide to Avoiding Social Faux Pas by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
In which James is a bit curious, Peter is a bit bored, and Remus and Sirius may or may not be shagging like poncy little rabbits behind their backs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Wizard Suicide by Jules713 reviews
Sirius, always the fan of himself, tries to practice spells on the only person he thinks suitable-Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sirius B. - Complete
Black Velvet and Pink Taffeta by WhiteCotton reviews
SS/LM Headmaster Snape hopes to remain aloof from the cloying sentimentality of Valentine's Day. Alas, as Hogwarts descends into pink and flowery chaos, such hopes are dashed. This is a Severus-centric tale, with Lucius playing a cameo role. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Under Me You by justaddsugar reviews
Remus is just a tad too fond of Sirius' hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
We could call it something boring, I suppose by 142staircases reviews
Lily and James go to Petunia's wedding. HUZZAH! Friendshipfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
When Detention's Punishment Turns to Pleasure by hpgirl4ever reviews
Remus and Sirius are in detention, can Sirius take their friendship to new levels in one night?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rivaling Affections by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash- Harry is coerced into offering Draco a job and bringing him into his home. When Harry finds himself warming to his childhood rival, does Draco return his feelings, or will he continue to resist until Harry gives up?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,900 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Egg Hunting by albe-chan reviews
Remus' love of chocolates, on Easter, leads to some creative hiding places for chocolate eggs. SLASH. SMUT. MATURE. MAY COME OFF AS TOO FAR OVER THE PERVERTED LINE. RLSB. ONESHOT. Happy Easter! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Like You by Scifinerd92 reviews
Yay! My first "Drabble". Just a little bit of the Lord Voldemort on Harry. No SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Caught in the Act by hpgirl4ever reviews
Remus loves Sirius, and Sirius loves Remus, what happens when one is caught in the act of self pleasure, and how do the two get together, read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Final Thoughts by 142staircases reviews
Some of the many things Lily must be thinking before she died. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hangman, Interpretive Dancing and the King by 142staircases reviews
Ever wondered how Fred and George might react when they found out that they were living in the same house as two of their idols? We certainly did. Set during OOTP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
A Day in the Life by sockpuppet82 reviews
Harry Potter's life ... soap opera-style! -- Harry/Ginny : Ron/Hermione : challenge : drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Simplicity by sockpuppet82 reviews
Severus Snape is writing a love poem to Minerva McGonagall.... -- Snape/McGonagall : poem : challenge : Hogwarts is Cracked series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
It's Yours by sockpuppet82 reviews
Filch is writing a love poem to Madame Pince.... -- Filch/Madame Pince : poetry : challenge : Hogwarts is Cracked series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Argus F., I. Pince - Complete
Chocolate by sockpuppet82 reviews
Draco may like chocolate a bit too much... -- slight slash : Harry/Draco : challenge : drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Muggle House by sockpuppet82 reviews
Ron's trying not to break anything... -- gen : drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Ron W. - Complete
He Knew Things by sockpuppet82 reviews
The Giant Squid knew things. Lots of things. Stuff. -- gen : challenge : drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
Pollen by sockpuppet82 reviews
Draco's allergies are acting up... -- gen : challenge : drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Had She Gotten Herself Into? by sockpuppet82 reviews
Hermione gets accepted into the honored position of Unspeakable. -- gen : challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Hermione G., Arthur W.
Anytime She Wanted by sockpuppet82 reviews
Grimbly. He would pay. -- Bertha Jorkins : gen : challenge : drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bertha J. - Complete
Completing a Task by sockpuppet82 reviews
He's watching her ... -- Tom Riddle/Moaning Myrtle : gen : challenge : winner of Second Place : drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Myrtle - Complete
Before Your Eyes by 142staircases reviews
A Tom Riddle Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Hermione Jean Granger's Dream by 142staircases reviews
Craving bacon and blankets, Hermione has a dream that anyone would wish true.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Hermione G., Dolores U. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles by fyren galan reviews
Original title, eh? Draco/Hermione drabbles that aren't a part of the 'Impress Her with...' series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wanting and Kneading by Digitallace reviews
spelling is intentional: Draco takes a vacation, in attempt to relax, when a sudden run-in with Harry Potter might make that impossible -two shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,549 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Absurd, Utterly Absurd by sockpuppet82 reviews
--"But, even more absurd than all of that, was Pansy Parkinson. Ron was sure of it." -- Ron/Pansy drabble, written for sortinghatdrabs on LJ, winner of Mod's Choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
Blister by siriuslives394 reviews
Sirius has a blister. Rated for innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Let the Flames Begin by Digitallace reviews
H/D slash- Birthday fic for my dear Laurel. Straightforward story about misunderstandings, love, scheming and voyeurism... Two-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,197 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life's Untold Mysteries by fyren galan reviews
An epilogue of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows for Dramione fans of the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Poppet by Digitallace reviews
Harry hates Draco, pure and simple. However, Draco creates a Harry voodoo doll and uses it to show the other boy how love and hate can be easily confused. In essence, seduction by voodoo doll. Birthday fic for Ragnarok45. Takes place post war during 7th y
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,023 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lollipop by albe-chan reviews
No, Mooney, what’s not nice is you sucking away at that lolly without asking me if I want a lick.' How a chocolate-flavoured lollipop becomes a warm-up for something else. SLASH. SMUT. SEX...kinda. RLSB. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
What's A Hero To Do? by sockpuppet82 reviews
Draco's been infected with Vampirism. Harry's the 'willing' donor. Something's wrong with Snape. Madness ensues, and neither Harry or Draco seem to mind... Vampire!Draco, Crackish!fic, H/D slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Memoirs of a Male Escort by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash. Draco reluctantly finds himself a job as an escort. After a few years at mastering his career, he gets a surprise new client. Harry Potter. Will Draco give it all up for Harry, will Harry even want him to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,632 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Alluring Lullaby by Digitallace reviews
DM/HP slash. AU Dirty Fairytale. Nobleman Draco Malfoy stumbles onto a faerie glade and his life changes when he meets a Nix named Harry. Written as a request by my dear reviewer Chris Imagination444
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,557 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
History Repeats Itself by Digitallace reviews
HP/DM slash.Draco steals a time turner and goes back to the time of his ancestors, finding his ancient relative in love with the Potter of that time. Can Draco avoid his new feelings toward Harry or is History destined to repeat itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,071 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Floccinaucinihilipilification by sockpuppet82 reviews
James and Lily are stuck together by an accidental spell combination, not able to go more than ten feet from each other. The only problem is that Lily still despises James. ...Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,524 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P.
Interference by siriuslives394 reviews
What if after visiting Gringotts for the first time Hagrid's pick me up had taken longer? What if Harry had spent more time in Madame Malkin's? Can Malfoy's inteference change Harry's sorting? Perhaps, Slytherin? Due to requests, I'll continue this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dying For A Cause by sockpuppet82 reviews
Name: Rose White. Age: Twenty eight. Occupation: Dying. I wish it paid better. But then you won't need money once you've died, right? I hope not, because otherwise I'm screwed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - OC, Harry P.
Tub Tales by albe-chan reviews
After the full, Remus finds himself in a hot, bubbly tub to relieve some aches and pains. But the arrival of a certain dark-haired visitor leads to the creaitng of some tub tales. SMUT. SEX. SLASH. RLSB. ONESHOT. For I'm Just Drawn That Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Rivers Run Red by Bleeding Star Goddess reviews
DMHP COMPLETE. Harry is deadly, swift, and untraceable. He is also cursed. But when he gets too close to the target can he still do the deed? VERY DARK FIC, AU, Cannibalism, Gore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,681 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Arbor Day by siriuslives394 reviews
Why are there tree on the ceiling?” James shrugged and grinned slightly. “It’s Arbor Day.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
If Books Could Talk by albe-chan reviews
With a little persuasion from Sirius Black, Remus Lupin finds he's glad no one in the library talks, especially the books. Basically smutty library SEX. SLASH. GRAPHIC. ONESHOT. RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Baby Food by siriuslives394 reviews
James and Sirius are left to watch baby Harry. They're expected to feed him too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Bored by siriuslives394 reviews
During a particularly uneventful History of Magic class, Ron demands that Harry think of something to amuse him. So Harry does. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Please, Sir, May I Have Another? by albe-chan reviews
Harry is a naughty boy, and Remus and Sirius are going to punish him. But how long can Harry take the delicious torture before he breaks? SMUT. SLASH. THREESOME. SEX. KINKINESS. ONESHOT. For IJDTW. RLSBHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Moods by sockpuppet82 reviews
Harry's in one of his moods. "What if I jumped? Right now." ... "What if I fell...?" ...D/H SLASH barely alluded to. Drabble-esque...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Expensive Disaster by Digitallace reviews
Non- Magical AU. D/H Slash – Written for my lovely Beta Alicia - Everyone in school wants to BE Draco Malfoy or be WITH him, he’s good looking, clever and aloof. But when Harry Potter starts at Veritas Academy, everything goes to hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,171 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What One May Find In A Cupboard by siriuslives394 reviews
A parody. Harry Potter's been missing for 8 years now. Voldemort's over joyed. The others? Not so much. But, just when Hogwarts needs him most, he arrives from a rather unsual place. A one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Healing by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash. Dark Fic.Harry can’t live with the deaths and mistakes of his past and drives everyone who loves him away. His life has become a challenge to seek out pain. Who best to supply said pain than his arch rival Draco Malfoy? Goth/Fetish/Bondage
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,292 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts Chat Rooms by siriuslives394 reviews
Hogwarts gets a budget raise. Because of this, they decide to modernize! A bunch of teen students and teachers, each with their own Internet connection. Not a pretty picture. The story says complete, but it doesn't end till I run out of ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,289 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Toast by siriuslives394 reviews
It's late at night, and James is making toast. Sirius disapproves of this. All-dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sweeney Todd Parody by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
I love this movie to PIECES, but I just couldn't resist! Rated T for some language and, of course, the violence that makes it Sweeney Todd!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Let's Talk About Sex by Dreamstallion33 reviews
Takes place during Edward's bachelor party. Fluff and mild-sexual references. Edward's PoV. ONESHOT! R&R “Really Edward, some people think eternal damnation and marriage are synonymous.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
Here and Then by Invaderk reviews
Onesided LE/SS. Snape has always been a man of his word, and he's going to fix this mess before it kills him. Lily, on the other hand, is not so thrilled with the idea. You see, it's her wedding day and Snape wasn't invited...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Sugar by Digitallace reviews
This is a oneshot request from TutelaTwin. Harry and Draco alone in the Forbidden Forest. It’s Alternate 7th year. War is over, and Voldemort is dead. Cannon compliant only through book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Veritaserum by Digitallace reviews
D/H smutty oneshot - Draco brews a batch of veritaserum in order to get some answers out of Harry at last.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Divided by Digitallace reviews
10 years have passed, and Harry has been missing since the war. Draco wants to forget about a moment from their past, but will that still be possible when he takes a position at Hogwarts? Will memories of Harry haunt him there, or will it be Harry himself
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,005 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In Snape's Class by Schermionie reviews
Why is it that all great love stories begin in Snape's potions class? Maybe it has something to do with the fact that Draco and Hermione are repeatedly paired for pointless projects... Warning: nonsense, slash and a healthy dose of Ron/Everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2008 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mine by Digitallace reviews
D/H smutty One Shot. - Harry finds himself wanting the one person that is completely off limits to him. Draco Malfoy. Story begins immediately after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,868 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gilded Soul by Digitallace reviews
It’s one thing to hear about the daring tales of Harry Potter but quite another to be living in the middle of one. But the danger Draco is destined for seems trivial once he finds himself falling in love with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,100 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Jilted by Digitallace reviews
Hermione figures out she wants to be with Harry too late. He’s now engaged to Ginny, who is only using him. Can she make him see his error, or will she turn to an unlikely source to heal her heart?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,381 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Deceptions by DrarryForever-x reviews
-PRE DH- Harry and Draco have hated each other ever since their first day at Hogwarts, but when the pair are forced to work together on an assignment, they find that they had more in common than first meets the eye. HxD slash, rated for later chapter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,496 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Not a Chance by albe-chan reviews
Sirius has feelings for someone...unbelieveable but true! How will said admiree react? James loves Lily, but what happens when Lily starts to feel for James? And just how was Peter lured to the Dark Side? SLASH. SEX. MATURE. SBRL. JPLE. PPLM. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 145,529 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Nothing’s gonna harm you…Not while I’m around by Dreamstallion33 reviews
The events of Severus' summer after his fifth year. ONESHOT! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Severus S., Eileen P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the SMC by ShunnedChipmunk reviews
Harry comes across a really cool device that no one's ever heard of . . . beware, you might find CRACK! and yaoi . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Missionaries by albe-chan reviews
Sirius gets a thought after twenty four hours at Remus' mercy. Sometimes missionaries don't even have to leave the bedroom. Basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. RLSB. Dominant Remus. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5359 - Favs: 9,921 - Follows: 2,983 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Dark Mark on Hermione Granger's Forearm by Dreamstallion33 reviews
Hermione's experience being Bellatrix. ONESHOT! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
I Dream of Ginger by albe-chan reviews
Fantasy becomes reality one night for Hermione when she walks in on the Weasley twins. SEX. SLASH. TWINCEST. THREESOME. FWGWHG. MATURE. ONESHOT. For I'm Just Drawn That Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
And the Green Eyes Found the Black by Dreamstallion33 reviews
Severus Snape made a mistake. His life was driven by pain and remorse, after all this time, always. All he wanted was a chance to fix it if he could. This is his chance...Sort of. Lily/Snape afterlife. R&R! ONESHOT! Formally titled Your Eyes
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Doughnut Holder by albe-chan reviews
Remus loves chocolate doughnuts, but after Sirius demonstrates just how well they fit on his doughnut holder, he loves them MUCH more. Basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. RLSB. ONESHOT. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Purity by SionnachOghma reviews
A young Draco Malfoy is taught a harsh lesson in loyalty towards his pure-blood roots. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Head Master by albe-chan reviews
Why is Dumbledore showering in the Slytherin Quidditch showers? Draco finds out one afternoon. Rated for a reason. SLAsH. ONESHOT. MATURE. ADDM. Dumbles and Draco do the nasty. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Albus D., Draco M. - Complete
Male Man by albe-chan reviews
Sirius has a package to deliver. Remus hasn't a pen, so is forced to resort to an 'oral contract'. But will the package fit in Remus' mail slot? RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. MATURE. SMUT. For Decimare. Cheers. Expect innuendo, silliness and explicitness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
And all was well by Dreamstallion33 reviews
When the Deathly Hallows epilogue isn't enough! Short ramblings. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Mrs Lord Voldemort by Dreamstallion33 reviews
There a few truly significant moments in Bellatrix Lestrange's life. This is one of them. R&R! ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
A Breakfast Surprise by albe-chan reviews
Remus and Sirius are naughty boys...what happens when the Headmaster finds them in the Great Hall after a night of passion? SLASH! SBRL and implied ADMM ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Flowers of sin by Funeral Lilies reviews
Slash! Malfoycest, LuciusDraco. Also BlaiseDraco, LuciusRegulus, SnapeDraco and SiriusRegulus. Lucius discovers Draco in bed with Blaise, and is furious with his son. Slowly, both Malfoys begin to realise love should perhaps be kept within the family...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,612 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Father by somnolenthaze reviews
Draco is abused by his father. pls don't read it if you don't like graphic torture scenes or suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Spiders by siriuslives394 reviews
Ron discusses his fear of Spiders. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Ron W. - Complete
Size Matters by Drunken Boxer reviews
AU, OOC, no spoilers, but hopefully hilarious. Join Harry, Ron, Malfoy and Snape on an...interesting journey of enlightenment as they discuss the all important question: does size matter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Blindfolded by siriuslives394 reviews
An all dialogue oneshot. James has blindfolded Sirius, Sirius wants to know why. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Dance with the One that Brought You by KatDiva reviews
“Want to give it a go, Granger?” Hermione comes of age, experiencing loathing, loyalty, lust and love for the first time. It's just not all with the same person.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,461 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Untold Gospel Story by PokerGuy reviews
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John didn't want this story told! Not for those who consider the Gospels as sacred, because I kick a few sacred cows.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
First Kiss by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LMDM Draco’s never been kissed before. When he’s arrested and sentenced to Azkaban until his execution, Draco offers his first kiss to his temporary cellmate. His first kiss is better given to anyone than a Dementor… even if it’s his father. Post HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
101 Ways to Woo Hermione Granger by KatDiva reviews
Draco attempts to woo and win back a relunctant Hermione via OWL messages in time for Valentine's Day.ONE SHOT Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Learning Life Over by Meander Later reviews
Harry was a workaholic Auror, and happy that way. He did not ask Malfoy to kidnap him and teach him the finer points of pleasure. HPDM slash, HBP spoilers. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 184,803 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Whore VI by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
[complete]HarryLucius Draco Malfoy centric. How does Draco react to his Father’s decline in status? Having to spend his summer holiday with his Father’s new Master as a guest in his home? Draco learns some lessons of his own.Rape of a minor HPDM HPLM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Madness of Love by Meltha reviews
There was more than one tragic love story in Verona. RomeoMercutio
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Black Hole by KatDiva reviews
Sirius bids farewell to Bellatrix the only way a Black can: “Stop now, before I make you,” he warned.She smoothed the soft, gritty mud across his naked chest with her fingers, and then dug her nails into him.“I’m not like your lover, Sirius. I take what
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Fiction versus Reality by Invaderk reviews
[LESS] [JPLE] A dream, the reality, and the wish that fiction would come to life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
As I See Fit by Invaderk reviews
[LESS Friendship, JPLE implied] Snape's plan was simple and precise, but Lily doesn't approve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Whore V by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
HarryLucius Death Eaters. When they arrive, how do they react to their Lord, their Prince and their Prince’s new whore? OneShot. Implied rape of a minor, slash, etc! Minor VoldemortNarcissa in this chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Lily and the Snake by Invaderk reviews
[LESS] An ancient grudge is more than enough reason to fight and hate, but some are willing to risk more than reason to achieve what was once thought to be the impossible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,277 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ensnare the Senses by Invaderk reviews
[HGSS] All she wanted was a dance, but she got far more than she bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Krummy Situation by Invaderk reviews
[RHr] Even if he practices, Ron's words always come out the wrong way. Luckily for him, Hermione understands him better than most.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Whirlwind by Invaderk reviews
[LMNM] Lucius would face a lifetime in Azkaban to keep her safe, but Voldemort does not understand love as Lucius does.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Sketches of Writing by Invaderk reviews
Sometimes you might just want to give up and throw everything away, but even the rejects have a place in which to shine. Join me as I analyze and otherwise tear apart fan fiction as I know it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006
Badfic Summary Tribute by Invaderk reviews
A parody and tribute to McTabby's Summary Execution.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Getting Him by Invaderk reviews
[RLNT] If Tonks and Remus don't end up ringing each other's necks, they may just have a future. Tonks hopes for the latter and, better yet, she has a plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,619 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish by Invaderk reviews
All Snape wanted was a quiet day at home... and then his doorbell rang.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Whore IV by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
[Complete]HarryLucius Cedric POV. How Cedric is welcomed back after the Third Task, only to reveal Harry is the true winner. And has been kidnapped by Lucius Malfoy. Why did no one ‘Obliviate’ Cedric? OneShot. Implied rape of a minor, slash, etc!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Trouble with Being a Parent by Invaderk reviews
[SSOC]The sequel of The Trouble with Being a Parent, in which Miranda finds danger again, Severus is overprotecive, and Harry faces some tough decisions. Will the Dark Lord be defeated, or will he get what he's been chasing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,793 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
I'm Sorry by Invaderk reviews
A long overdue apology.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Draco's Detour by Invaderk reviews
Draco needs some time to think things over...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
Whore III by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
[Complete] HarryLucius During the Third Task Harry is kidnapped by Voldemort. Lucius devises a way to save his Harry, but first: a test of loyalty. Nastiness ensues, rape of a minor, slash, etc!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Whore II by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
[PIC][COMPLETE] Harry&Lucius Before the second task, Lucius Malfoy stumbles across his Harry and follows him to the Prefects Bathroom. Harry seems to have forgotten his previous lesson. Nastiness ensues, rape of a minor, slash, etc!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Whore I by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
[PIC][COMPLETE]Harry&Lucius At the Quiditch World Cup, Harry gets separated from his friends and runs into Lucius, not Draco, Malfoy. Lucius uses this as an opportunity to teach Harry what he really is: a tool, a toy, and a whore. Nastiness ensues. NC17!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Hunt by Invaderk reviews
Augustus loves the hunt as much as he loves the revenging part, and who would Roddy be if he didn't tag along?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Rodolphus L. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Musical by Invaderk reviews
If there was Harry Potter Musical and I directed it, it would be a little something like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter Funlist by Invaderk reviews
My own funlist: You know you need to lay off Harry Potter and fan fiction when...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
Blinded By The Light 2: A Sequel by Invaderk reviews
[RWHG] Sequel to Blinded By The Light. Ron's new life with Hermione. Ron will accept a proposition to a major breakthrough. If he can live to tell about it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,649 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Every Step of the Way by Invaderk reviews
[RLNT] Remus is a little enthusiastic about the first job he's had in years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Obsessive Compulsive Granger Disorder by Invaderk reviews
Hermione is freaking out again, but, then again, nobody is surprised. She tends to do that, you know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Watching Over You by Invaderk reviews
Sirius reflects on Harry's life one sleepless night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Around This Place by Invaderk reviews
[RWHG] [RWLB] Ron and Lavender have hooked up and Hermione's not taking it well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
On The Rocks by Invaderk reviews
[AWMP] Arthur Weasley asks Molly Prewett to meet him on the rocks so he can ask her something important...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
Want to be Loved by Invaderk reviews
[RLNT] After the fatal night in HBP, Tonks gives Remus a good talking to about their relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Drabble Project by Invaderk reviews
As the title says, I have embarked on a mission to create a complete drabble for each of my favorite characters. This is an archive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2006
Remus Lupin on Taming the Savage Beast by Invaderk reviews
[RLNT] A Remus Lupin drabble on love, life, and growing up a monster
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
In Tow by Invaderk reviews
[RLNT] A short oneshot to pass the time: watch out for squirrels and trucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
First Time by Invaderk reviews
[RHr] Ron remembers fondly many things about Hermione, but this tops the chart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Take His Breath Away by Invaderk reviews
[RLNT] Tonks fell for Remus and took his breath away. Literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Trouble with Being a Professor by Invaderk reviews
[SSOC][AU during HBP] Miranda Kent, a sugar addict with a secret, is not as safe as she thought, and Severus Snape is getting a whole lot more than he bargained for. Adventure plot sprinkled with comedy and romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,185 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Everybody's Free by Invaderk reviews
Little snippets that go along with one of my favorite speechsong thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/21/2006 - Complete
Goodbye, for Tonight by Invaderk reviews
[HPGW]Harry is leaving to fight in his war and Ginny is forced to stay behind...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Invaderk reviews
[RHr]Harry helps Ron face Hermione, and Ron doesn't even know it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Lily and James Through the Years by Invaderk reviews
[JPLE]Lily and James through school and beyond.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fluff, Weddings, and Confessions by Invaderk reviews
[HPGW][RHr][RLNT] I wrote my own challenge, which was challenging. This thing is random and slightly amusing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Complete
On The Astronomy Tower by Invaderk reviews
[JPLE Implied][LESS Friendship] Lily goes to her favorite spot to watch the sunrise early one morning, but she finds that she will not be alone. Can she persuade Severus before it's too late? A few lines are included from Moulin Rouge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Everyone's Favorite Werewolf by Invaderk reviews
Remus Lupin and a Pina Colada, getting caught in the rain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
10 Ways by Invaderk reviews
[JPLE] James uses Sirius's bad advice to try and attract Lily. Humorous and sometimes embarrasing turnouts follow. JPLE. Finally complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,434 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Your Father by Invaderk reviews
[RHr] Hermione has a conversation with a very special person, and comes to realize that Till Death Do Us Part really doesn't mean anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
A Very Harry Drabble by Invaderk reviews
[HPGW] Harry talks about life, healers, redheads, and, of course, love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Kiss and Run by Invaderk reviews
[RHr] Hermione needs some inspiration, and who is more inspiring than Ron?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Breakfast Chat by Invaderk reviews
[HPGW] Ron and Ginny have a little chat over breakfast, and poor Ron finds out something he would rather have not known. HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
Some Things Are Worth Dying For by Invaderk reviews
[JPLE]As the title suggests, some things are just worth the effort! No actual death here, just the idea of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Invaderk reviews
[RHr] A little HermioneRon oneshot, in which Hermione doesn't have enough sleep and Ron makes cider.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Of Pianos and Rose Petals by Invaderk reviews
[RLNT] A little RemusTonks oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Babysitting by Invaderk reviews
[JPLE] Sirius offers to babysit little Harry while Lily and James go out one night. Of course, Sirius isn't that great at keeping an eye on Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
What You Are by Invaderk reviews
James, Sirius and Peter confront Remus for the first time about being a werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
Slytherin by Invaderk reviews
Oneshots about Snape, each depicting a different aspect of his... interesting personality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Surprise Surprise by Invaderk reviews
[HPGW] My first HarryGinny oneshot fluff. Aww, Kodak moment. Short and sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Bad Romance Novel by Invaderk reviews
[RLNT] Tonks and Lupin have another one of their famous fallingouts. But this time, they talk through a barrier. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/3/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Capture the Flag by Invaderk reviews
[JPLE]The bet on a simple annual game of Capture the Flag will determine many things for Lily, James, Sirius, and Severus. But mostly Lily. A fun oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Regarding That Potter Boy by Invaderk reviews
A drabble from Snape's perspective. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
In Transformation by Invaderk reviews
[RLNT][Oneshot] Sequel to Helping Hands. Title says enough, doesnt it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/23/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Unknown by Invaderk reviews
[JPLE][RHr]Short, sweet, but not so straight to the point.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Last Battle: RL Styne Style! by Invaderk reviews
The last battle to decide good or evil, and YOU are the one who gets to make the choices. This is fun and different, so give it a shot! If you die, you can start over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Helping Hands by Invaderk reviews
[RLNT][Oneshot]Lupin comes home one night and finds that he's not going to be alone for long.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Secrets of Severus Snape by Invaderk reviews
[LESS Onesided][JPLE] Severus was angry and reckless, and then Lily Evans came along. But will she change anything?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love is Tough by Invaderk reviews
Challenge fic written per request!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Will by Invaderk reviews
[RHr] A fluffy oneshot. Ron reads Hermione's last will and Testament when he sees her writing it one night. Rating for slight suggestiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Winter With The Weasleys by Invaderk reviews
[RHr] It only takes a freezing cold river, a game called 'hocky' and some pepperup potion to make Hermione and Ron admit their feelings for one another. Light comedy and a sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Last Kiss by Invaderk reviews
[HPGW] A short songfic based on the song by Pearl Jam.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Leaving The Seat Up by Invaderk reviews
Hermione reflects on being the only girl in the trio. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A Crazy Little Thing by Invaderk reviews
[RWHG] Hermione reflects upon times of war, love, and the promise for a better future. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Mr Cellophane by Invaderk reviews
[RHr] A short songfic based on the song, Mr Cellophane. Ron feels invisible to Hermione after a particular fight, will he overcome it and talk to her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Blinded By The Light by Invaderk reviews
[RWHG] The war has just ended and the trio has yet another hurdle to jump.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Wedding Day by Invaderk reviews
[RHr] Finally, the day we've all been waiting for arrives.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Day The World Went Away by Invaderk reviews
A rather sad, short fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
I'll Be Home, For Christmas by Invaderk reviews
[RWHG][HPGW]Can Christmas spirit bring back a couple that had been broken long ago, or will the Burrow be a very lonely place this winter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,009 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Parody of Love and Redemption in Five Parts by V.M. Bell reviews
Harry, meet Draco. Draco, meet Harry. All of you, meet cliché.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Everyday Ejaculations by AbstractConcept reviews
The Dursleys have gone on vacation, while Harry is to be cared for by his godfather. Despite thinking Sirius is gorgeous, Harry is determined not to say anything, but Harry’s own magical abilities conspire to reveal his interest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Boy by Fyrie reviews
A look at 6-year-old Draco Malfoy's life - in the style inspired by Jason Isaacs interpretation of Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Draco M.
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Here Without You reviews
Oneshot. Pre-Philosopher's Stone. With the saviour of the wizarding world asleep in her house, Arabella Figg is reminded of her own brutal past. Somewhat violent, disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Arabella F., Harry P. - Complete
Twisted Logic reviews
Mwahaha! All who was dead is alive, all who was alive is... er... still alive, and Harry is preparing for his Seventh year of Hogwarts. Yes, I know this type of fanfic has been done to death, but I don't care. nwn Rated M for later chapters. Perhaps. 8D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Harry P.
The 'To Do' List reviews
Many humans have what is known as a 'To Do' list. Those at Hogwarts are no exception. A series of chapters showing what happens when they decide to act in regards to these lists...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Harry P.
Isn't Something Missing? reviews
Harry goes more than a little bit odd. It's not a nice fiction, kiddies. Character death, dark Harry... read to see more, I guess.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
What I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts reviews
This is yet another of those fanfics where people type humorous scenes pertaining to unwritten rules that shouldn't be broken, and the consequences of what happens when they are. Enjoy! Rated M... for safety more than anything else. x3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 12,705 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Harry P.