Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, and Vampire Knight.
A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench together bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoophile spoke up, "Let's have sex with a cat." He suggested. The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it." The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."
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"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance than baffle them with bullshit."
"Renji’s scheduled to transfer out of the eleventh to join the sixth as a vice-captain very soon, and Zaraki just can’t respect a guy who wants to work for the owner of the fruitiest bankai out of all the bankais to ever bankai in the history of bankai-dom."
"I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you."
"No matter how weird the pieces of the puzzle are they always fit together."
"They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I personally think the guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people."
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I am realistic - I expect miracles.
"Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it."
"My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore."
"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following me!"
"You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me."
"When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!!"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"I am not crazy! You know what! The voices don't like you anymore!"
"Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough."
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream, only to get screwed and die in the end.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus stop is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once.
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