Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.
i just want to say R.I.P Daddy's Little Cannibal she was a great writer and everyone who's ever read her storys will miss her
go here http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1542023/Daddys_Little_Cannibal to read some of her storys
nickname: Bella or Anna
site name: EdwardCullenManiac4Eva
about me: i love anything to do with my fav things. if you sit me infront of a computer or anything with internet i will be entertained for hours just remember to give me food or i will eat the chair(happened it was leather and it tasted nice) i love hanging out with my friends and having random convos. belive me they are random. i have ADD and isoma(sleep disorder) its alright most of the time but sometimes it gets anoyying! lol! i am crazy and if you know me you are used to it. i laugh at the strangest thing and would have the dirtiest mind ever if my mate lily didnt already beat me in that department. but i am craxier then she so it's all good. lol
i am a crazy obsessed girl and will kill you if you dont agree. no serious i will kill you hence the wanna be pen name : i'm a gonna kill you.
books: twilight,harry potter, ingo series, mates dates series, truth dare kiss promise series, wicca series, roxies baby, lola rose, the golden compass and all the books under my bed
manga: skip beat series, naruto series, vampire knights series, missile happy series, imadoki series, fruits basket series, the devil within series, shrine of the morning mist series, hot gimmick series and the others under my bed (yes i have normal books and manga books)
films: twilight, all of the harry potters, wild child, st.trinians, madagasca, mama mia, bolt, the goldan compass, the wedding planner, hairspray, high school musical and lots more!!
good storys that have loads of flamers just because some one else flamed it
OMG! SOMETHING CRAZY I JUST REALIZED WHEN READING SOME ONES PROFILE YA KNOW V-DAY! YA WELL I KNOW WHAT IT STANDS FOR! VAMPIRE DAY! OMG ITS CRAZY!
and yes i do know what v-day acctually stands for so dont think that i dont
I hate you
6 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN AND WHY THEY ARE CONSIDERED DIABOLICAL
1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
> >The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
> >The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
> >The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
> >The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
> >The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
> >The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
> >The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
> >Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
> >"They will in a minute."
3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, sheasked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
> >Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
4. One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the sink. She suddenly notices that her mother had several strands of whitehair on her head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Whyare some of your hairs white, Momma?"
> >Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something to make me sad or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
> >The little girl pondered this revelation for a while, then said, Momma, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"
5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
> >"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a doctor.'
> >A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
6. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
> >"Take only ONE. God is watching."
> >Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
> >A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
saul: hey anna susie
me: hey sir
susie(lily): hey sir
me: whats ur name?
saul: saul right
susie(lily): how old are you?
me: saulright(say it all at once youll get it)
susie(lily) hey! you just answered my question from before(long sory)
me: OMC! i did didn't i?!
saul: you two are wierd you know that right
both: definatly! (burst out laughing)
lily: hey miss
lily: whats 3+3?
me: susie did you just ask that?
lily: ask what?(thinks about it then blushes) sorry miss i'm outta it today!(miss shakes head and walks away)
(leaving school one day)
lily: hey do you remember that time...
vee: when we tryed to sneek on the buss with ice creams!
mel: i know they wouldnt let us on
me: i know but we did get to ride the ice cream with bus
me: OMC! hehe i meant but we did get to ride the bus with ice cream!( me blushing head off while they laugh at me)
(sat in the living room with my mum)
me: have you ever wondered how they make the special effects on these shows?
mum: no but i've lost so much weight that my knickers keep riding up!(pulls up knickers to show)
me: OME!! i dont need to see that!(covers eyes) Eww!
I ran away after that!
i started reading twilight after i saw the film i thought it was really good so i got the books and as soon as i read chapter one i was hooked!
i love bellas character and for some reason i can relate mabey its becaus were both so clumsy? mabey it because we both love edward cullen? or mabey it because were both danger magnets? either way she is like some one i have known my entire life
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.(this happened to me right in the middle of the school play- which wouldnt have been so bad... if i wasnt the main part!)
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.(my sister)
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile(till 5:30)
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.(happenes everytime i walk)
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and past this into your profile(everytime i dont trip over my feet)
If you have ever tripped UP stairs, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.(i was in maths and asked the teacher what was 3x3)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile(happened to me...then i got hit by a car)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.(at school everything was rearanged and i still keep pulling the push doors)
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.(i zoned out for an hour)
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Lucky is just a normal leprechaun who wants his cereal)
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.(i asked my sister how to spell out... embarrasing!)
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile(has happened but in my defence it was a glass door)
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile(during lunch and during maths+drama)
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.
If you have ever forgotten and/or spelt your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.(did this on my gcse exam paper teacher had to let me know!)
If you and your friends have made up codenames for boys so they wouldn't know you were talking about them, copy and paste this into your profile
Good Friend VS Best Friend
A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run bitch, run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."
A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"
A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.
A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.
A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.
A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.
A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (i am acctually black though so eh (i have white skin))
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich
i am Og so i must be MEXICAN
A Twilight Survey
Which book in the series is your favorite?
How long did it take you to read the books?
24 hours to read all 4 the first time.
Who introduced you to the books?
one of my best friends (sharon)mentioned it on msn.
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
i bought them all
Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?
What's your dream ending to the series?
every one fights and voltria fall.
Who's your favorite vampire?
Who is your favorite werewolf?
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
"no emmett i punched a werewolf in the face" Bella - Eclipse
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
when bella thinks that edward is joking about marying her - new moon.
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
when bella broke her hand punching jacob for kissing her!
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
when alice kidnaps bella in exchange for the car
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
When Edward and Seth took on Victoria and Riley in Eclipse.
Which book cover was your favorite?
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
definatly i cant put it down
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon?
New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse or Twilight?
Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?
Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?
The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
Edward! Jacob is a jerk!
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Bella or Jacob?
Bella or Alice?
Alice or Jacob?
Rosalie or Alice?
Jasper or Alice?
Jasper or Edward?
Carlisle or Esme?
Emmett or Jasper?
Emmett or Jacob?
Bella or Rosalie?
Esme or Charlie?
Charlie or Carlisle?
Charlie or Billy?
Jacob or Sam?
sam or Quil?
Quil.Sam's all right.
Quil or Embry?
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Werewolves or Vampires?
vampiers!!if only they were real then i would be like them!!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You hate wearing the color black.
Not Very girlie am I? no more of a tomboy!! lovein it!