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Joined 08-26-00, id: 17205, Profile Updated: 07-02-13
Author has written 46 stories for Ranma, Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース, Misc. Anime/Manga, Slayers, Sailor Moon, Evangelion, Harry Potter, Naruto, Devil May Cry, X-overs, and Bleach.

July 2 2013: I'm working on Kyubed, Matter of Force, Devil's Bleached Tears, Gaijin, and Insertion at the moment. I may get around to new chapters of other stories, but I'll likely stick with these until I finish at least one before adding to anything else.

I've been writing a bit here and there despite not finishing anything until recently because of other issues. I'm back, I'm not going anywhere for a while, and I'm still as crazy as ever. So, enjoy.

I'm currently editing Matter of Force. As of this posting I've edited about 15 chapters. Mostly fixing errors I've been meaning to fix for a while, making grammatical and spelling corrections, and streamlining scenes by cutting redundant lines. The whole thing will read much better and some sections will be clearer. No plot changes, new scenes or anything like that, it's not a 'Special Edition' just the same story with better editing. I'm also working on a new chapter which I'm hoping will be finished around the time I finish editing the rest of it. Not sure exactly how long that will be, but hopefully within a month. I want to have the new part out before August, and it will be a very big chapter. I've been writing it for a while now and a lot of stuff happens, but it's not something I can partially release as most of the missing parts are scenes in the middle parts of the chapter.

So fear not, I'm still working on it.

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Matter of Force Special: Anna and Draco's Kakkoi Adventure reviews
In Matter of Force, a bunch of stuff happened. Now Anna and Draco are off on a most excellent adventure. Occurs during the events of Goblet of Fire. Contains spoilers for A Matter of Force and it should be read up to at least Ch. 45 before starting this side story. No, it's not a Draco/Anna ship fic.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,364 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/29/2013
Kyubed:Shinobi's Revenge on Naruto reviews
A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 417,515 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009
A matter of force reviews
Start with Harry Potter, change something, and Harry learns to rock. Irreverent, chaotic, and the more movies you've seen, the funnier you're likely to find it. Expect many cammeos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 637,940 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006
Gaijin reviews
A man from another world finds himself alone in a strange world, and fighting for his life. This puts him at odds with The Senshi, the Youma, and the Yakuza. Can a mere human last long against such forces?
Crossover - Sailor Moon & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 545,673 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/15/2001
The Devil's Bleached Tears reviews
Ichigo seals away a Hollow and opens the gates of Hell. The Hollow is taken away, but something comes out that will change his life forever, and really annoy him.
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 103,081 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009
Raging Demon reviews
Carrot's first fanfic, a comedy horror mix. A strange visitor ends up in Nerima, but following behind him is an evil more powerful than any Ranma has ever faced. Will Ranma and his new friend be able to keep it from destroying everything Ranma knows?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,718 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Ranma - Complete
Ranma: Mazoku Factor reviews
Ranma's mind is warped by anime. The Slayers in particular. ^_^
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,576 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 4/1/2002
Insertion reviews
Two authors write a Ranma 1/2 self insertion...but something goes wrong...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 610,929 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 2/24/2001
Ranma Saotome: International Man of Mystery reviews
Super spies, irresistible to women, stronger and faster than any man, and genius intellect. Based on a movie starring Bill Murray.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,075 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 11/8/2001
The Dragon and the Ghost reviews
A fantasy adventure using Ranma 1/2 characters
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,274 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 12/10/2000
Liquid Fighter Gold! reviews
Semi-holographic warriors fight in a tournament unlike any other Ranma has been in before.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,749 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 3/13/2001
Ranma Saotome: The Atomic Kid reviews
In order to ensure Ranma is manly, he sends him off with someone for special training.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 61,077 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 10/2/2002
Insertion: Reflux! reviews
Ranma Saotome has voices in his head once again. However, you might know these voices yourself this time...heh.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 85,777 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 1/29/2002
Zelda vs Nerima reviews
Link stuck in Ranma Saotome's shoes...
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,745 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/13/2003 - Published: 5/27/2001
Anime Hearts reviews
A somewhat original story, using Kingdom Hearts premise and Anime characters.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,402 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2002 - Published: 10/22/2002
The Three Saotomes reviews
Ranma Saotome, and his younger brother Genryu deal with life with the Tendos, and their own shady past.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 142,114 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/23/2002 - Published: 8/27/2000
Genma ga kutsushita guujin desu! reviews
Ranma and Genma arrive at the Tendo dojo...but why does it seem there's something odd about Genma...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2/2002 - Published: 3/16/2002
The Spirit Within reviews
The first fanfic I ever posted. Not really a comedy, but fun anyway. Part 1-3 up now, a clean up work in progress still.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,117 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/21/2002 - Published: 3/20/2002
Will the real Fic Ranma please stand up? reviews
Strong Language, Song fic, First one, funny. That is all.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2002
Geo-Dome reviews
What if Shijni Ikari was a different kind of loser?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,149 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/12/2002 - Published: 12/30/2001
Christmas Cheer reviews
A new Christmas story added! 'Ranma Saotome's Christmas Carol' Plus, the original 'How Ranma Stole Christmas'
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,194 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2001 - Published: 12/1/2000
Ranma Lord of the Sith reviews
Ranma is a Dark Jedi. Was 'Dark Ranma'
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,234 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/6/2001 - Published: 9/28/2001
Ranma Trigger reviews
Ranma discovers the perils of time travel...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,346 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/19/2001 - Published: 10/18/2001
Rain reviews
Ranma Saotome has been disturbed since his battle with Saffron, but the reason is more shocking than you could imagine. A Ranma 1/2/OMG X-over
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,387 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/31/2001 - Published: 3/20/2001
Back To Nerima reviews
Ranma has to get back home, after being stranded in 1965 Japan
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2001
Permanent reviews
Jusenkyo curses are permanent, and Ranma Saotome will do anything for a cure. Unfortunately, her new hobby keeps getting in the way...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,635 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/12/2001
Ranma vs. The World! Complete! reviews
Ranma is defeated by a mysterious warrior. Now both him and Ryoga seek out the power that beat him. A Ranma 1/2 Street Fighter crossover!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 47,557 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2001
Slayers Bloodline reviews
Lina Inverse has just finished her adventures in Slayers Next, now someone from her past is about to bring her life into Chaos again.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2001
Rurouni Ranma reviews
A Ranma 1/2 Rurouni Kenshin Fusion!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,973 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/9/2001 - Published: 4/8/2001
A Saiyan Tail reviews
What if Ranma Saotome actually had a good father?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,553 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/31/2001 - Published: 9/5/2000
Soul Diver reviews
A strange infliction is putting people into comas. Was in Misc, decided to move it because it becomes a Ranma fic in the second part.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2001 - Published: 3/24/2001
The Joy of Fatherhood reviews
Not a 'Ranma has a kid fic' Read and find out for yourself.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2001 - Published: 2/7/2001
The Three Magic Knights reviews
There's a fourth Magic Knight, but there's something sinister about him, and his motives. Plus, a very familiar 'new' villain, who may or may not be against them?
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 51,156 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/1/2001 - Published: 8/27/2000
Ranma: Xero reviews
Twenty Years before the beginning. Something happens that will change the face of the future.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2001 - Published: 9/12/2000
Hanz and Franz's and The Lady's Man's Fanfics reviews
Hanz and Franz do a fanfic, and then The Lady's Man does one!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2001
Asura's Fingers reviews
Ranma's secret technique.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2001
Ash's Fanfic reviews
Ash from Evil Dead, writes a Ranma fanfic.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2001
Bakuretsu Hunters: Zaha's Revenge reviews
A continuation of Sorcerer Hunters [Bakuretsu Hunters]
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/15/2000
Beldar's fanfic reviews
Beldar Conehead writes a fanfic.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/3/2000
National Geographic Special: Otakus reviews
A National Geographic Special hosted by Carrot Glace!
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2000
The Best of Carrot. reviews
A collection of short stories, or Spamfics from Carrot Glace.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2000
Superman Vs. Dragon Ball Z reviews
Exactly what it sounds like. A cross over between Superman and Dragon ball. A great read!
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2000
Joy of Youth reviews
Ranma and Ryoga eat magic mushrooms to become young. Unfortunately they run out before they can change back! Hilarity insues.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/1/2000
The Switch reviews
A humorous tale revolving around a magical artifact that Genma uses to turn his son into..."The worlds greatest martial artist."
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2000
Sailor Ranmoon Vol. 1 reviews
A parody of all those Ranma becomes a Sailor Scout fics out there. A must read, hilarious.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,658 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2000
The Fighter reviews
An intentional basic fanfic, a new fighter comes to Nerima and tests his skills against the Ranma crew.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,574 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2000