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Joined 10-19-08, id: 1720661, Profile Updated: 07-03-10
Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Scrubs, Angel, Twilight, and Mortal Instruments.

If you want to know what Phoenix looks like look at my profile pic. i drew it specifically to be her.

Hey all! Thanks for checking out my profile! One thing about me that if you do not know already you will pick up on soon i can't spell for crap! XP But i love to write, right now i am in the middle of, um... i think it is ten books... maybe more! One is over 315 pages but I have not finished one. My brain is my worst enemy it spites out constant ideas and if i don't wright them down i will forget! So i come up with what hopefully you are reading or will be soon!

FUN FACTS: My BFF is supernerdy check out her page! PS she is my all mighty editor with out her i wouldn't be able to read my own story's! (you should see the rough drafts!!)

My favorite color is PURPLE!!

I love Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, and Mortal Instruments


Carlitõ and his life story! ENJOY!!

Carlitõ was born on an illegal Mexican cattle farm in 1932. He was deformed at birth. He had 3 horns (2 on his head and one on the back of his neck) he has 'male parts' and strangely yet he does have an utter as well. His utter has never produced milk or anything of the sort and I doubt it ever will. Instead is shoots acid. This is because Carlitõ actually can reproduce his stomach acid at will. He had strange intestines that transfers stomach acid into his utter for shooting unsuspected enemies.

When farmer Juan and his spouse Edna found this strange miracle they immediately informed the local church. They believed Carlitõ was there formers sons’ spirit back from the grave coming to haunt them. The thing is they hated their son and actually killed him. When the minister of their church saw Carlitõ he screamed in horror, Carlitõ was very hurt. He rose onto his hind legs and his eyes glowed red. He immediately started grunting and he……well he sprayed acid on the 3 unlucky humans, who unfortunately melted on the spot.

That was the first of many murders preformed by Carlitõ. He became a criminal wanted for 90,000 pesos. He escaped to the U.S and is actually the cause for mad cow disease. He spat on a young calf and infected the baby cow.

Carlitõ spent many years in hiding until one day he came across a wishing well. Lucky for him he had one last peso. He made a wish and threw in the coin. His wish was to become invincible. Little did he know that his wish would come true shortly.

was swimming in a toxic waste dump and to his surprise he came across some toxic waste. Instead of swimming away from it he jumped in and started drinking. Then suddenly his flesh began to bubble and his blood boiled. His skin and body disintegrated. All that was left of him was a skeleton. But he had a special power. He could now suck the soul out of people and keep them in his ribcage.

Why did he do this? Well for his wish to come true he had too. He had to steal people’s youth to live. So that’s what he did. He sucked out there soul and ate it everyday; it is now part of his complete breakfast.

Carlitõ meets up with Phoenix between the wish for invincibility and the whole skin melting off thing. I think he may show up a couple more times if you think that is okay!

I think that this is sweet!

(not sweet as in SWEET but sweet as in cute and nice)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you'rePINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you think any of the fallowing are true than STOP READING MY STORY!! I don't want some jack ass reading and reviewing my work so PISS OFF

If you do not Keep reading!!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (I do not hate the world it is my home)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I am a girl does this apply to me?)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm MALTESE, so i MUST be SHORT and have GLASSES. (true but...)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (I think wiccan are cool)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST I so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (i'm just having problems)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip


By the way, half the credit for the stories "I" goes to my friend, (insert name I would never place on a public web site here.) Withouts her everthing i writed wood be uninteligimentable

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The Looney Ride by supernerdy reviews
As Wile E. Coyote, a failed experiment who escaped from the school, chases after the mini flock in hope of finally getting something to eat, you can't help but wonder what stupid plan the coyote will come up with next, and how the bird kids get away.
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010
Maximum Ride, The Volturi Battle by 13crazycheer13 reviews
Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover. Post MR4, New Moon. The Flock move to Forks. While they're there the Volturi come to change Bella and want Max too. As a last resort the Flock and the Cullens turn to The Pack for help. Check my profile for A/Ns. Enjoy!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 33,916 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Max, Bella
Naruto Nisei by Italian Sasuke reviews
This story follows a whole new generation of characters, who will reunite after their home village being destroyed, and placed into teams. They will follow a whole different story than the original Naruto. Check my profile for updates and whats coming up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009
Winged Immortal, Maximum Ride Twilight Crossover by supernerdy reviews
Nudge is fatally injured in a surprise flyboy attack. There is no chance of keeping her heart beating, but perhaps she can still be saved. Takes place after FW & BD, thus spoilers. Flames welcome.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,909 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Nudge - Complete
Fang'nappers by shmabs reviews
What happens when me and my crazy sister 'accidentally' kidnap Fang? Will we be able to force him to admit his love for Max? Definitely some Fax later on. Be warned, i have reallllly bad language and suck at summaries. Please read :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,823 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Fang, Max
The Apocalypse by supernerdy reviews
Just a day of history class in the year 2038. Heather and her classmates are studying the near apocalypse of 2010, and for Heather, her mother's past. ONESHOT.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Maximum Ride: Dark Angels by Weird But Normal reviews
The Flock never regrouped after Itex and Angel and Nudge found their parents, leaving Max alone. Max went to New York and is now the leader of the gang Dark Angels. One day she runs into Fang and the guys. What will happen? What will Max do?FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,462 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Fang, Max
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8369 - Favs: 7,490 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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Power Struggle reviews
Valentine isn't dead, only half of him is and the other half want's blood. It's up to Angel's team and the shadow hunters to stop them. Accompanied by Illyria's sister Ellexria, the original shadow that the shadow hunters hunted.
Crossover - Angel & Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Illyria
Maximum Ride: The Musical reviews
Directly after Fang Leaves Max is about to go after him but Angel collapses and discovers a new gift. Song's used from Scrubs Ep. My Musical, Buffy the vampire slayer Ep. Once More With Feeling and Dr. Horrible's sing along blog and of coarse FAX :P Enjoy
Crossover - Scrubs & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Max
Mission Gone Wrong reviews
Jinx and Blade, two Volturi Agents, are sent to monitor the Cullen Coven, but when The Flock shows up things start spiraling out of control.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009
Phoenix Arrival reviews
15 year old Phoenix has finally broken free from the School; she is the first 'experiment' to ever do this without aid. Desperately she embarks on a wild goose chaise to find, help and warn the valiant Maximum Ride and her flock hoping it is not too late.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 10/21/2008
Mind Games reviews
What happens when Angel and Nudge are boarded and have a video camera? They mess with the flock of coarse! This was inspired by the TV show ‘Scrubs’ I really hope you like it!
Crossover - Scrubs & Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete