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Author has written 13 stories for Pandora Hearts, Alice in Wonderland, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Mortal Instruments, Homestuck, and Twilight.
Files on patient:
Age: Sophmore in College
Education: Studying to graduate with a double major in Theater and Creative Writing. After that he plans to attend graduate school. He has yet to express what establishment he wishes to attend to do this, however.
Patient's symptoms: A reader and a writer, terminally ill with artistic narcissism and borderline moral nihilism. Somewhat repetitive and obsessive but not on a clinical level. He has also somehow acquired sewing apparatus and is attempting to stitch together silly outfits for himself. He has expressed the desire to God Tier despite the nonexistence of such a state of being. He claims that if he were to achieve this God Tier, he'd be a Prince of Rage and "wreck shit" in a place called Derse. Utter nonsense, really.
Plans of release: Indefinite
Wattpad: Awkward Apricot
Tumblr: Lord Turkish
Writing Blog: This Is Birds
AO3: Lord Turkish
Is Currently recommending:
The one eyed Hatter, by kim-onka in the Pandora Hearts catagory. Trust me, It's worth reading.
Dear Mr Hatter, by Ophelia Feir in the Alice in Wonderland catagory. Truely amazing.
July 15th, 2014
BROKEN CHAINS REDUX, MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAS
Pick your poison:
Y'all are baby cherubs bless you guys every one.
June 28th, 2014
Wow, look who's a filthy rotten liar. It's me.
So I got carried away with writing Moral Nihilist. I kind of steamrolled through several chapters in the past month because I'm 99% percent certain Mr. Ampora himself took me over and decided it was about damn time to write a sob story about himself. I have regained control of my body now, however, to realize I still have that revision of Broken Chains sitting on my desktop waiting to be polished and published.
The temptation to continue wasting away time on Nihilist is strong, but I now have a gun pointed to my head with the caveat that Fishsticks McGee won't get his precious chapters posted until I'm at least five chapters in the revision polished & posted. So. I'm not going to throw around time promises but I can promise this: the next update to this page willbe Broken Chains Redux. No ifs, ands of buts. Also butts. There will be a severe lack of backside until I get that shit posted. I'm not entirely sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but it's a thing.
Anyhow, yeah. Peace and love, all that jazz, next time I see you it'll be will be with my bae Break.
May 20th, 2014
Alright fishbiscuts, here's how shit will go down.
The beginning of my revamp starts today with the posting of the prologue of Moral Nihilist, which will soon be followed up by Sleeper and Broken Chains Redux. This is awesome. I'm finally getting shit done. Look at me get shit done.
However this shit getting done has a method and here is the madness behind it:
Everything I write, this will be the first place I post it. Here will be the early drafts, the things that I might go back and tweak later. The stuff that goes up here will not be set to a specific schedule: yes consider yourselves warned. The same applies to my AO3, however my AO3 will lag about a day or two behind these updates. Last but not least, will be my writing blog.
My writing blog will be set to a schedule.
It's there where the most polished stuff will go, since editing posts on tumblr is hard for me for some strange reason.
Want to see the schedule? Here, knock yourself out!
Anyway, that's about all I have to say for the update. Hope you enjoy the prologue to Death of a Moral Nihilist because I sure had fun writing it!
April 29th, 2014
Profile image ==> Initiate Ampora.
Wwelcome to the party landwwellin scum.
April 28th, 2014
I've been shit at updating stuff.
With that being said, hello and welcome to the beginning of what I'm going to call "REVAMP FUCK YEAH: Watch as Ash tries to get his fanfic shit sorted." In other words, I'm going to attempt to clean up this profile and put it back into proper, straight-up use. As I haven't really touched this thing since I was in high school and that really needs to change since it's not like I haven't been writing fanfic. I've just been lazy about posting it, to be honest. But not anymore. Today, I am a new man reborn under the star of organization and responsibility.
Today, I'll wreck shit like Strider.
This means some of my stuff is going to be taken down. Mostly things I have decided aren't going anywhere, and there's little to no point in having them up on this site anymore since they do little more than clutter my profile. Everything left over will be going under massive edits and, hopefully, will be seeing some updates in the next couple of months.
The stories that will be getting the knife:
The stories that will be revised:
Stories that may be transferred to Twitch's account:
Oneshots that will be merged together into one collection for the sake of organization and my own sanity:
Stories that I have not posted on here but I plan to post if the future is kind:
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