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Joined 10-19-08, id: 1720708, Profile Updated: 12-19-14
Author has written 13 stories for Pandora Hearts, Alice in Wonderland, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Mortal Instruments, Homestuck, and Twilight.

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Name: Ash

Age: Sophmore in College

Education: Studying to graduate with a double major in Theater and Creative Writing. After that he plans to attend graduate school. He has yet to express what establishment he wishes to attend to do this, however.

Patient's symptoms: A reader and a writer, terminally ill with artistic narcissism and borderline moral nihilism. Somewhat repetitive and obsessive but not on a clinical level. He has also somehow acquired sewing apparatus and is attempting to stitch together silly outfits for himself. He has expressed the desire to God Tier despite the nonexistence of such a state of being. He claims that if he were to achieve this God Tier, he'd be a Prince of Rage and "wreck shit" in a place called Derse. Utter nonsense, really.

Plans of release: Indefinite


Wattpad: Awkward Apricot

Tumblr: Lord Turkish

Writing Blog: This Is Birds

AO3: Lord Turkish

Is Currently recommending:

The one eyed Hatter, by kim-onka in the Pandora Hearts catagory. Trust me, It's worth reading.

Dear Mr Hatter, by Ophelia Feir in the Alice in Wonderland catagory. Truely amazing.


NEWS/UPDATES:

July 15th, 2014

BROKEN CHAINS REDUX, MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAS

Pick your poison:

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Y'all are baby cherubs bless you guys every one.

June 28th, 2014

Wow, look who's a filthy rotten liar. It's me.

So I got carried away with writing Moral Nihilist. I kind of steamrolled through several chapters in the past month because I'm 99% percent certain Mr. Ampora himself took me over and decided it was about damn time to write a sob story about himself. I have regained control of my body now, however, to realize I still have that revision of Broken Chains sitting on my desktop waiting to be polished and published.

The temptation to continue wasting away time on Nihilist is strong, but I now have a gun pointed to my head with the caveat that Fishsticks McGee won't get his precious chapters posted until I'm at least five chapters in the revision polished & posted. So. I'm not going to throw around time promises but I can promise this: the next update to this page willbe Broken Chains Redux. No ifs, ands of buts. Also butts. There will be a severe lack of backside until I get that shit posted. I'm not entirely sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but it's a thing.

Anyhow, yeah. Peace and love, all that jazz, next time I see you it'll be will be with my bae Break.

May 20th, 2014

Alright fishbiscuts, here's how shit will go down.

The beginning of my revamp starts today with the posting of the prologue of Moral Nihilist, which will soon be followed up by Sleeper and Broken Chains Redux. This is awesome. I'm finally getting shit done. Look at me get shit done.

However this shit getting done has a method and here is the madness behind it:

Everything I write, this will be the first place I post it. Here will be the early drafts, the things that I might go back and tweak later. The stuff that goes up here will not be set to a specific schedule: yes consider yourselves warned. The same applies to my AO3, however my AO3 will lag about a day or two behind these updates. Last but not least, will be my writing blog.

My writing blog will be set to a schedule.

It's there where the most polished stuff will go, since editing posts on tumblr is hard for me for some strange reason.

Want to see the schedule? Here, knock yourself out!

Anyway, that's about all I have to say for the update. Hope you enjoy the prologue to Death of a Moral Nihilist because I sure had fun writing it!

April 29th, 2014

Profile image ==> Initiate Ampora.

Ampora initiated.

Wwelcome to the party landwwellin scum.

April 28th, 2014

Wow.

I've been shit at updating stuff.

With that being said, hello and welcome to the beginning of what I'm going to call "REVAMP FUCK YEAH: Watch as Ash tries to get his fanfic shit sorted." In other words, I'm going to attempt to clean up this profile and put it back into proper, straight-up use. As I haven't really touched this thing since I was in high school and that really needs to change since it's not like I haven't been writing fanfic. I've just been lazy about posting it, to be honest. But not anymore. Today, I am a new man reborn under the star of organization and responsibility.

Today, I'll wreck shit like Strider.

This means some of my stuff is going to be taken down. Mostly things I have decided aren't going anywhere, and there's little to no point in having them up on this site anymore since they do little more than clutter my profile. Everything left over will be going under massive edits and, hopefully, will be seeing some updates in the next couple of months.

The stories that will be getting the knife:

Warlock's Bane: This one, in all honesty, wasn't really going anywhere. It was just an excuse for me to drabble on about my headcanon for Magnus's backstory and in that the plot was thin and brittle. Also I wasn't a fan of how Magnus and Alec were turning out in this one. I just wasn't feeling it.

ATTMFAVAS: Fun while it lasted but in the end, nothing but stupid fluff. I'll probably stick this on my AO3 or writing blog for the sake of archival, but as of now it's clutter to me. So I'm sweeping it out.

The Mortal Quell: This was going to be a collaborative project between a highschool friend and myself, one that died when I moved away to university. I don't feel comfortable continuing it without her so I'm just going to take it down.

Hack and Slash: Kind of embarrassed about this one. If anything, this is the reason why I shouldn't/don't write Doctor Who fanfic. I simply don't feel comfortable toying with the universe. Every time I try I feel like I'm biting off more than I can chew. This fanfic serves as case and point. While the Doctor meeting Jack the Ripper is awesome in theory, I simply don't have the gumption to write it in a way that'd do it justice.

75th Quarter Quell: This one died real fast and I don't see it going anywhere. The characters were fun to play with, though, so I don't regret doing this in the first place.

Zero's Academy for the Reality Impaired: I may revisit this one someday, but as of now I don't have the desire/time to revise it. So I'm taking it down and filing it away to my desktop to maybe be touched upon again at a later date.

How Alec Cured His Angst: This falls under the same category as ATTMFAVAS in that, while it was fun at the time overall it was just silly fluff. So I'm taking it down.

The stories that will be revised:

Awake O Sleeper (Homestuck, Lil Hal)

Alec and a Half (Mortal Instruments, Alec Lightwood)

Pound of Flesh (Mortal Instruments, Magnus Bane)

Broken Chains (Pandora Hearts, Xerxes Break)

Violets and Roses (Alice in Wonderland, Cheshire Cat)

Through the Looking Glass (Alice in Wonderland/Twilight, Bella Swan) Aside: Yes, a Twilight fanfiction. Before you throw yourself off a bridge let me just say I've been building this idea for over a year and I *think* it will come out well.

Stories that may be transferred to Twitch's account:

Miracle (Mortal Instruments, majority of company)

City of Homoerotic Subtext (Mortal Instruments, Alec Lightwood)

Oneshots that will be merged together into one collection for the sake of organization and my own sanity:

Hard Candy (Mortal Instruments, Alec Lightwood)

MAGNUS: The Owner's Guide and Manual (Mortal Instruments, Magnus Bane)

Nailpolish (Mortal Instruments, Magnus Bane)

Stories that I have not posted on here but I plan to post if the future is kind:

Death to the Old Gods (Homestuck)

Nitrogen Narcosis (Homestuck, Dirk Strider)

Diaries of a Moral Nihilist (Homestuck, Eridan Ampora)

Jesus, Kanye and other irreverent Gods of the new age (Homestuck)

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Happy Endings by Aqua666 reviews
After everything that happend I deserve my happy ending. He had lost his soul and with it I lost mine, but I brought us back. With him in my life everything would be fine, the only question is what will happen before the happy ending comes. BP spoilers!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,090 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Demon, Angel, Timelord by Never Mind the Turtles reviews
Post-CoLS. After breaking up with Alec, Magnus runs into a familiar character with a familiar blue box. Doctor Who/Mortal Instruments crossover. If you are not familiar with Doctor Who and especially the Tenth and Eleventh Doctors, chances are you will be very confused. Pairing Magnus/Alec, NOT Magnus/Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - 10th Doctor, Alec L., Magnus B.
Scraps by Never Mind the Turtles reviews
A collection of short, one to three sentence Magnus/Alec (mostly) fics, ranging anywhere between depression/suicide to pure fluff.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Mortal Abbey by Stale Fruitcake reviews
When a dinner held at Downton Abbey goes terribly wrong, Magnus Bane has to help his old colleague, Lord Grantham. Conveniently, Lady Cora's shadowhunter friends, the Lightwoods also happen to be dining at the estate. It should be noted that the author publishes this story at great personal risk. Physical harm has been threatened upon his person for creating such crossover.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013
Naked by DoctorTheTwitch reviews
When and why aren't so important, but rather the thoughts running through Magnus' head while Alec paints. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Dear Mr Hatter by Ophelia Feir reviews
On the Eve of March 16th, A packet of letters were mysteriously found hidden away in a desk.They were written by Alice Liddell at the age 57 to a man she called Mr. Hatter.This Tale is about the Girl who found the Letters and discovered something curious.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,170 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Mad Hatter/Hatta
Such a Hopeless Place by DoctorTheTwitch reviews
The first few moments of vulnerability were always the worst; knowing just how many monsters lurked around the corner, yet having to step into the open anyway. Family can be like that too: knowing how many demons lie behind a loved one's eyes and being completely unable to help in the fight against them.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Alec L., Jace W., Magnus B.
Training with the Nephilim by LadyEmiMarie reviews
Magnus goes to pick up Alec from the Institute but ends up joining in with a training session.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Unexpected by DoctorTheTwitch reviews
Alec doesn't know that much about Magnus' past, and Magnus was never too keen on sharing. All they need is a worthy catalyst to jumpstart conversations they never knew they could have. Pasts are revealed, old tales recounted, and futures remain uncertain, but no one could doubt...these two will surely make interesting parents.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Bound by MoWpg reviews
AU/Smut/Malec/One Shot/Important Warning Inside: A pandemic has swept the earth; a group of survivors are resting when their leader captures a suspicious thief. Who is this mysterious stranger and how will he change one of them forever?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,808 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Drunken Phone Calls and Footie Pajamas by AsMuchAsIEverCould reviews
Post CoLS, One-Shot. Magnus and Alec both have ways of coping. It doesn't matter how or when, only that they do. But maybe their pain is all for naught. Break-up/make-up fic. Swearing, alcohol, non-graphic but implied sex, and one OC.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Familiar by fashionnightmare reviews
Every 2 years of her life Clary Fray was brought to Magnus and each time she was made to forget him and everything he was involved in. But when she goes to a party with some shadowhunters why is the host so familiar and why is he looking at her like that?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,297 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Clary F., Magnus B.
Between the Two by Tarlyn reviews
...in which we tell what would have happened if those two werewolves actually tried to find out who would win: Magnus Bane or Dumbledore. I've been bored.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Albus D., Magnus B.
I'm Still Carrying a Little Hope by ChaseThisLightWithMe reviews
One-Shot. Alec is always interrupted by his family and Magnus is always left hanging. Their relationship was always going to be complicated. I suck at summaries, really. Rated T to be safe.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
JACE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by sarahserenity6296 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a JACE WAYLAND unit! In order to achieve full use of your unit, the reading of this manual is essential. We are not responsible for your own stupidity.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Jace W. - Complete
Facebook And Other Shenanigans by Shuichi Saito reviews
What If...The Mortal Instruments characters had facebook? Whose in a relationship with who? And what on earth is happening to Alec's account! Includes all cannon pairings. Crack-fic.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,067 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011
Link on the Chain by ThePenWielder reviews
Alec's curiosity about William Herondale wins out in the end, but what Magnus has to say about him may have been more than Alec was bargaining for. Mortality has never seemed like more of a curse until now. AlecxMagnus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Timeless by the ticking clock reviews
Magnus and Tessa's conversation from City of Glass.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Magnus B., Tessa G.
What's glittery and Coppery? by NinjaKitten930 reviews
Malec during City of Glass that begins as fluff before turning to angst and romance as Valentine's drama does everything to pull Magnus and Alec apart.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,688 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L.
All's Fair When Killing Zombies by blacknails512 reviews
"We always think that we're some sort of invincible species… and we're always wrong." After a plague sweeps the nation, Alec is on the run, taking care of his younger brother, trying to stay safe. Along the way, they meet Magnus Bane, and lots of zombies.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Malec The Kiss by EmKathleen13 reviews
The Malec kiss: Magnus and Alec a bit before, during, and a bit after they kiss in City of Glass. Oneshot, Alec's POV. Review Please! :D
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Other Side by valiantmongoose reviews
Alec finds an old trunk full of mementos in Magnus's closet and is upset to find that there's nothing in there to remind Magnus of him. Or is there? Inspired by the short story "Magnus's Vow".
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Too Late by NinjaKitten930 reviews
A Malec one-shot based on City of Glass where the accords kiss takes place. But what if Alec had not been in time, and Magnus had picked someone else as a partner?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Poisoned Love by StoryReader888 reviews
Jordan knows of the existance of other beings, but she has never met one face to face. Until she meets a Faerie named Reth. But he wants much more than just manipulation. OCxLorethan
Paranormalcy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Reth - Complete
A Tale of a One eyed Hatter by kim-onka reviews
Break's "new beginning" at the Rainsworth's, his very own POV, distress and painful memories, highly Break-centered etc. Somewhat chaotic and entangled. And completed. Please Read, Enjoy & Review. Ha.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,232 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Xerxes B. - Complete
Fifty Two Flavours by Bloodypleasures reviews
AU, BreakAlice - "You don't like ice cream?" Alice nodded, wondering what was so weird about it, and she nervously blinked when he grinned widely at her. "In that case, I'll make it my goal to find a flavour you like."
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,776 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Alice, Xerxes B. - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by Kairaita reviews
The districts have a real mockingjay on fire now. Vague Mockingjay spoilers.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Cinna - Complete
Love Hurts, Doors Open by TrainxEve-Fan12 reviews
In which Mallymkun realizes that, perhaps, holding onto to impossible feelings will only hurt her. ChesxMally, Implied TarrantxAlice
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Dormouse/Mallymkun, Cheshire Cat/Chessur - Complete
Sightless Shame by xXxThornOfTheRosexXx reviews
A little emo moment from our favorite one-eyed clown. Don't expect anymore than this. Comments are lovely.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Xerxes B.
Take My Hand by LilyGinnyBlack reviews
And let me lead you. SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 49! Sharon teaches Break how to dance, and Break comes to a realization. One-shot, Sharon/Break
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Xerxes B., Sharon R. - Complete
To Be Rebuilt by The Sun In The East reviews
GLaDOS is a mystery. Delve with me into her past, and discover the woman she used to be.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
How Very Apt by randomismyname reviews
Break has always considered his name to be nothing more than the product of a whim, but now, facing his reflection, he is forced to reconsider. Drabble.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Xerxes B. - Complete
Of Swearing and Sisters by Bright Silver Lady of Midnight reviews
In Vampire Academy, it is said that Rose calls her teacher a fascist bastard for making her and Lissa write out their full names. What exactly happened that day? One shot.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Rose H., Lissa D. - Complete
Faerie Tale by Duncan Johnson reviews
Ellie Walker travels to England to spend Christmas with her grandmother, but finds herself part of a scheme a century in the making.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,437 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2003
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Broken Chains reviews
What if Break hadn't been able to escape Alyss, and had been trapped by her and turned into a chain himself? What if he became the Mad Hatter, serving Alyss?Serving Alyss, that is, until Sharon made a contract with him, taking him back to the human world.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,866 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Sharon R., Xerxes B. - Complete
Broken Chains Redux reviews
Xerxes Break. The Red-Eyed Specter, former knight of the house Sinclair, and now, a chain of Alyss's own creation. However after a cocky slip-up he finds himself bound in legal contract with a certain Sharon Rainsworth. And my, what an odd pair they make... (This is the rewrite/reimagining of an old story of mine, "Broken Chains". Critique appreciated.)
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/15/2014
Death of a Moral Nihilist
His nightmares were of teeth. It was funny in a crooked kind of way. Of all the things to fret about—falling apart, losing those he loved, ceasing to exist—his fucked up thinkpan decided on teeth. He supposed it was because he had originally feared death, and it was hard to be terrified of something he now experienced day in and day out. So dental mutilation took death's place.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Eridan A., Feferi P., Sollux C.
Awake O Sleeper
Roxy, please don't cry.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Dirk S., Roxy L. - Complete
Nailpolish reviews
Magnus has had a rough day, and chipped his nailpolish. Alec tries his best to fix it. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Alec and a Half reviews
Alexandra has a crush on the infamous warlock Magnus Bane, but to her dismay he's not anything close to 'straight'. But after making a gender-bending deal with a back ally fairy, how far is she- or now, he- willing to go to catch the warlock's attention? -Cover by She-be of deviantart-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,335 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Pound of Flesh reviews
Souls are lost. Souls are sold. Such is the nature of hell. In the clash between heaven and hell, Alec Lightwood's life is lost. While mourning, Magnus is approached by his father Vetis. He makes a deal with the demon and Alec is brought back in perfect health. But every pact with hell comes with a price… and it's not always what the bargainer intended.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,795 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Miracle reviews
The end of the world didn't find the Lightwoods unprepared. They would have likely survived to see a new world if it weren't for the deadweight they find in Clary Fray and Simon Lewis: two teens that have only dealt with zombies in video games. But fate works in strange ways and once paths cross, it is surprisingly hard to disentangle them. AU collab with DoctorTheTwitch
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B.
City of Homoerotic Subtext reviews
Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the biggest jerk of them all? Alec Lightwood may be a sweet, reserved Shadowhunter in his universe, but does that hold true when it comes to an alternate reality? And what would happen if he and his alter ego were to switch? AU -Collab with DoctorTheTwitch-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,622 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Alec L., Simon L.
Hard Candy reviews
Alec's glum, and needs some cheering up. Luckily, Magnus has some jawbreakers. Malec, Oneshot. For the Monthly Oneshot Challenge at The Towers of Alicante
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
MAGNUS: The Owner's Guide and Manual reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud new owner of our new MAGNUS unit!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Magnus B. - Complete
Violets and Roses reviews
She wasn't always so wicked. He wasn't always a cat, either. AU 'Part of Romanticism Movement'
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims, Cheshire Cat/Chessur
Bella Through the Looking Glass reviews
On the first night of March, Bella begins dreaming of a land filled with familiar faces, twisted places, and bloody aces. At first, she and Edward pass it off as just a few simple nightmares- but slowly they figure out that Bella's mad world is real.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010
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