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Author has written 5 stories for Web Shows.

Basically I can't let go of Phan lol

You can follow me on tumblr if you like- howmanywayscanicallthisaurl. it's a personal blog, so. But I talk about my writing and stuff on there sometimes. Please say hi if you follow me there from here!

Everything i write is 100% fictional and in no way meant to encroach on people's privacy or make anyone uncomfortable.

I love all the YouTubers

Story Updates:

Rose Thorns and Needles is on hiatus.

As well as Found. Although i'm not 100% percent sure if I was going to continue that story.

And Idek what the hell I'm doing with Well Dressed and Worrisome.

The reason being for all this, is that I am about to move and just may not have the means to do any writing for, I'm guessing, maybe a month or so. I really am unsure. I'm hoping in maybe a month or so I'll have that sorted out. But I will be able to check back in and blog on tumblr thanks to advanced cell phone technology. And, I realize I sometimes don't update for like a month at a time sometimes, anyways, but just thought I'd make sure everyone knew that I was not intending to drop these stories just like that.

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Look into my eyes by A Thousand And One Hours reviews
An unconventional love story between Bellatrix and Hermione, that starts where most start, Malfoy Manor. Who knows where it will take us? AU from that point on. Somewhat of a song-fic, but only to add to the story, not make it. Rated M to be safe. If you enjoy this, please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/5 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.] Harry P., Narcissa M.
Ethereal by Sinncity reviews
AU- Super powers. Dan's not normal. In fact, he's never met a single person exactly like him. No one else can move objects with their mind, just by a simple thought. He lives life carefully, limited interactions and semi-non-existent social life. That is, until a pair of sapphire eyes change everything. Dan Howell/Phil Lester, PJ Liguori/ Chris Kendall.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,929 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 7/25/2014 - [Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil] [Crabstickz, Kickthepj]
Metanoia by Sinncity reviews
The plan is to avoid getting too drunk; drink just enough to chat Phil up a bit. That way, Dan can get away with it. That way, he can act like the previous night's events never happened. And that way, Dan can repeat the process, until maybe, it doesn't have to just be a process anymore. Dan Howell/ Phil Lester
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/19 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj, Crabstickz - Complete
You All Deserve Each Other by Thornsword reviews
Dan Howell is the errand boy for the popular girls at Uni. he has to carry shopping, order drinks and even ask out guys for them. One fateful day at Starbucks, however, the guy they want Dan to ask out for them... is his boyfriend. heavily inspired by Rhianonymous's story.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
Roommates by brooketrout reviews
Phil is stuck with Dan as a roommate for his first year at a pretentious boarding school for the children of the rich and successful. At first, Dan despises Phil. They soon learn that they're similar in many ways and that both of them don't feel like they fit in. The two boys face difficulties throughout the year, and get closer than they planned.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,871 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj, Crabstickz
Sirenia by potatoes-are-not-for-sex reviews
Phil is a marine biologist, called in to work on something unusual found off the coast of Australia. Dan is the last thing he expected to find. Fantasy/Sci-fi Phan!AU, submitted for the Phandom Big Bang (2014). To see the art and more, my tumblr is linked on my profile :D Hope you enjoy!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
Lacking - Phan by TheInternetHomo reviews
Dan Howell has grown up wingless in a world full of wings. Old legends have twisted the views of his peers, leaving him utterly alone until he meets the strangely beautiful Phil Lester, who has a different view on their world. Phil may not have the ability to give Dan wings, but he can sure as hell make him feel as if he's flying. Co-written by superhero-janitor and TheInternetHomo
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, charlieskies
It Just Happened by chazzlehazzle reviews
My first Phanfic! There was no big declaration of love, it just happened. The transition between best friends and lovers is a fine line. Rated M for suggestive themes though no actual smut. DanisnotonfirexAmazingPhil Kickthepj and Crabstickz make an appearance as well. Can be read from either Dan or Phil's POV.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2014 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
I Would Die For You by Ren the Phan Boy
How far are you willing to go to protect the one you love, even if that love may not be returned?
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Separate Pages by Sinncity reviews
High School AU; Dan finds it nearly impossible to think he never noticed Phil Lester. His note book is filled with doodles of lions and planets and stars, so maybe the fluttery feeling Dan gets in the pit in his stomach isn't such a bad thing. Dan Howell/Phil Lester with a little bit of Chris Kendall/ PJ Liguori. Rated M for a reason! Two-shot.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,644 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] [Kickthepj, Crabstickz] - Complete
I Adore You by witbeyondmeasureXOX reviews
Dan's incessant singing while he and Phil are baking was driving Phil crazy, but then again, everything about Dan drives Phil crazy. Established couple. Just a quirky little oneshot filled with Phan fluff! :)
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
Human - Phan by isthisjustphantasy reviews
Phan (with a little kickthestickz) dan's POV - college au. Dan is a dancer, but it is his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life. A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend!11!one! ETCETERA phan isn't real, generic plea for reviews
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 80,357 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] [Kickthepj, Crabstickz] - Complete
Imaginary Friend by artlikecandy reviews
Dan was Phil's imaginary friend as a child, but he stops seeing him at the age of 9. When Phil is 26, Dan comes back, and old feelings resurface. Rated M for future chapters.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Never Be Royal by mrs.cookieeater reviews
Dan could never be royal. He was just an Omega peasant. OMEGAVERSE. PHAN. SMUT. FLUFF. ROMANCE. BOYXBOY. DO NOT LIKE SLASH? DO NOT READ! I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THIS EXCEPT THE WRITING AND I DON'T CLAIM PHAN IS REAL! THIS IS AN AU. Rated M for de smutz obvs ;D In progress because it could become more I don't know? You decide.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire]
Neighbors by BluStrawberri reviews
Phil has a new neighbor that confuses the hell out of him: One Dan Howell. Then Phil discovers that Dan is actually a decent human being and one of the most attractive boys he's ever met, albeit with a troubled past that haunts him to this day. Can Phil help Dan overcome his past and see that sometimes, happy endings DO happen? Amazingphil Danisnotonfire Phan DanxPhil Mature!
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,882 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil] - Complete
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Rose Thorns and Needles reviews
Phan Tattoo Artist/Florist AU Currently on HIATUS (more info about that on my profile) - Dan takes over his grandfather's flower shop after he passes and finally meets the tattoo artist next door. Includes Sprinkleofglitter, and maybe more of the Youtubers.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,909 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 10/9/2014 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire]
Found reviews
PHAN Camping AU prompt fill for Sinncity's bday - Dan becomes dorm mates with Phil his first year of college and this sort of follows some of the things they experience together. Second chapter to this is the actual prompt fill, the rest was for fun. Very SMUTTY and FLUFFY, and hella angsty which was not at all planned. On some kind of HIATUS
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,288 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 11/10/2014 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire]
Companion reviews
Phil meets Dan where he works and feels a certain connection like nothing he's ever experienced before. Dan is a very fickle, vague, and ambiguous creature who has been waiting to meet Phil all his life. Cover image was found on Deviantart by ChrilleKroll.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,692 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil] [Crabstickz, Kickthepj]
Well Dressed and Worrisome reviews
Phan Teacher/Student AU - On HIATUS (really i have no idea when i was gonna post again to this at all, so.) Phil, a 27 year old English professor, can't help but notice his 23 year old student, Dan, who sees himself as uninteresting. Inludes Crabstickz, KickthePJ, and maybe a few other youtubers
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 9/28/2014 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] Crabstickz, Kickthepj
Heightened Senses reviews
Phil sees a beautiful blind man on the bus everyday, and decides to invite him to his home for dinner one night. Not meant to be sad, but some might find it sad.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete