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Joined 10-19-08, id: 1720927, Profile Updated: 04-06-14
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

Hi, it's very nice of you to stop by onto my profile

My name is Alisa, and a lot of people find that really hard to say, but it's 'uh-lee-suh.' Just letting you know. C: If you talked to me and pronounced it wrong, I would probably become a very offended white girl and tell you how to say it correctly in a rude manner.

I really like chocolate and other sweet things, so if you ever feel the urge to just give out a candy bar to someone, I would definitely not object if you came to me.

Now let me tell you some things about myself that have to do with my story-writing.

This is point 1: I really like to write, so let me tell you I used to have a lot of stories up here. But I started this account when I was 11. Can you see where I'm going with this? I had to take most of them down because of how embarrassing they were.

This is point 2: I am only a good writer when I'm in the correct mood for it. If you ask me to write when I'm not feeling it you will receive a big pile of shit. I don't always 'feel it' often.

This is point 3: I never plan out my stories. That is why I fail. I get so excited about any sort of idea that I come up with that I just start to write and then post what I got and then have no idea where to go with it or how to finish it off.

What I need to do is actually make an outline. A physical outline on a piece of paper and I need to write what I want to happen. If I know what I want to happen, It'll be easier finishing my stories.

This is point 4: I am a hardcore SasuNaru fan. If you're like against that or something, I'm sorry but you're pretty much in the wrong place. Unless you're for some reason reading my Ino/Choji story that's really bad, or my Kakashi/Sakura story with the same qualities that I will never finish and should probably take down immediately.

You see I started the Ino/Choji story when I was young as a form of rebellion against Ino/Sasuke and Ino/Shikamaru. I'm not really in love with that pairing at all, but maybe I'll try to do something with that story later.

And the Kakashi/Sakura one was some bullshit I did for a friend.

This is point 5: I'm going to work on stories, and the stories I work on will be SasuNaru.

This is point 6: I have this weird fascination with putting myself in stories because my life is boring, and in stories I can make good things happen to me; but people don't like that, and I hate when people do that, so I'll try to stray away from it.

This is point 7: It's difficult for me to write about something I do not know a lot about, so I am going to try and take my own limited experiences and apply them to my writing.

This is point 8: I do not like this situation: Sasuke and Naruto meet, and, shocked by the other's beauty, fall in love at first sight and then partake in intercourse within the first 3 chapters.

Situation I prefer: A realistic development showing how Sasuke and Naruto progress from rivalry to love.

Here I will take the time to compose a list about myself in which the points do not have to do with anything but If you would like to know more about me this is a good place to start.

I do not know how to whistle

I practice whistling frequently

(Update 6.30.13 I learned how to whistle)

My favorite fruit is pineapple

I am a fangirl

I am dramatic

I do not take criticism well

I like to use the website of Tumblr

Also Neopets idgaf yolo

I don't actually say yolo

I play with my hair when i'm nervous

My bad habit is chewing the inside of my cheek

I am a self-diagnosed bipolar

I worry too much about how I look

Color-wise, I am really enjoying purple and green right now. Just not together.

I really like to sleep and lay in bed and be lazy and not do anything but think and day dream

I cry too much and too easily

I do not like to wear clothes

I chew gum all the time. If I do not have gum, I will feel upset

I take 30 minute showers - minimum

I don't care who you are or what our circumstances are, if you don't like me that will make my day a not very good one.

I never know where to end things


Hi, think of these as status updates to let you know I am still alive and well, except they are usually about my stories hopefully

Update (6.28.13) : Guys it's my birthday and I love birthdays, so I am a happy camper. But I don't actually like camping because of Supernatural and Slender man. o.o My birthday dream is chocolate bars and a mountain of presents.

Update (3.31.13) : I'm wondering if anyone actually reads these. Probably not, but I suppose they're mostly for me. Well, Happy Easter everyone who celebrates Easter! I am excited for Potato salad

Update (2.15.13) : Working on story again. Thinking about posting soon, not sure how many chapters I want before I do. I probably wouldn't be a weekly updater, maybe once every two weeks. I'm just busy a lot, tests and such. I couldn't write January because no inspiration plus exams. But I know reviews give me inspiration, so maybe if I post I'd be able to get a lot more done. But still. I had planned not to post till I finished the story. But Idk. Gaaaahh

Update (2.14.13) : Happy Valentine's day!

Update (12.31.13) : Oh man, today's my sister's 18th birthday, so happy birthday to you Mara. LET THEM EAT CAKE! Haha, and happy new year everyone!

Update (12.28.12) : I'm thinking about changing my name on here o.o Just cause it's so long. Buuut, I dunno. don't want to confuse anyone.

Update (12.28.12) : Hey guys! 3 chapters done for this Sasu/Naru story. :D

Update (12.11.12) : It's definitely been a while since I posted anything, and I guess my excuse for that is my lack of interest in the stories I have started. I'm so bad at this T.T. That's why, I'm writing a new story now, but I'm not posting it till it's done, or at least till I have many of the chapters finished. Yeah, my old ones, um, don't expect anything for my Sakura/Kakashi story. I know where I wanted to go with it, but I lost interest in that pairing. The Ino/Choji one, no idea what's going on with that. Plus, if I want to keep going with it, I'm going to have to change some things around, would have to rewrite most of it, but that could take months. I'm really sorry to those who started those stories.

My problem is, I get an idea, start something, post it right away, but don't have anything planned. No outline, no plot line, nothing. I just start writing on a whim, then I get author's block, don't know what I wanted to do, then give up.

My next story is a Sasuke/Naruto one. I've wanted to write a long one for some time now, but didn't have any good ideas for it, only stolen thoughts from other stories I have read. But I have something, it's not the most original, but it's not stolen. I have the first chapter done, but I should definitely write something outlining exactly where I want to go with the story, so I don't lose my train of thought.

Hopefully, I will actually complete this one.

It's my goal to actually finish a chapter story.

If you actually took the time to read this, then thank you!

Update (4.6.14) : I just finished a story :D (Because of His Hair). It was two chapters, and I'm really happy with it. I'm slowly getting over my problem of not finishing anything. I have about 10 more story ideas typed up, but they'll be long. I'm working on them as I get the inspiration. Thank you for your patience, lovelies. :D

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It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,663 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Should've Been a What! by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto is excited when he finds out he and his friends, including best friend Sasuke, get nominated for a surperlative.But what happens when he realizes its not what he expected? Simple. All hell breaks lose, and feelings are seen in a different light. So much for a boring senior year... SasuNaru, not sure how many chapters...LEMON be warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,120 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 6/2/2016 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Infinity Hill by TheWonderYears reviews
Sasuke was used to dealing with the unpredictable, but this was just ridiculous.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,782 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
We Three by Cannibal Inc reviews
He is a black stain to their perfection. He is on the inside, but on the outskirts of it. Because two is a unit. And three? Three is extra. All he wants is to disappear. Let them forget a Spring that is already dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,288 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
New Boyfriend, New Bestfriend by shounenai4life reviews
When Rufus becomes human, Ron is amazingly glad His best friend, human. What could be better right? Rufus, deciding Ron is is his mate, and trying to force him into a relationship he's not ready for? Oh wait, that's worse, much worse. Rated M. Ron/Rufus.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,831 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Ron S., Rufus - Complete
Taste of Your Lips by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Naruto's always had his mind set on his goals & he'll stop at nothing to get it done. But with expenses running high he's going to need to find another job. Unfortunately that new job might involve working for an egotistic jerk. Sasu/Naru. Neji/Naru AU. SUPER, MAJOR EDITING IN PROGRESS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,817 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
PITCH by uberneko-zero reviews
L is a reclusive detective who takes his job seriously. Too seriously, in fact. Once he takes note of how neglected and stagnant his life truly is, he decides to make some changes. Challenges arise through an unanticipated meeting. AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 257,928 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Agent DuckButt by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is an Agent who works for a Secret Organization. When a new threat arises that jeapordizes the entire country, he has no choice but to join forces with Naruto, an Agent from an allying company. Sadly...they just can't seem to get along. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 187,904 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bring Me In From The Cold by Sound Shadow reviews
"Money can only get you so many things. Family isn't one of them." But it wouldn't stop Deidara from trying. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,312 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
There's No Way I Could by KGaki reviews
Naruto is now attending the best school money can buy... And he hates it. It seems like a place where anything and everything can go wrong. That Sasuke guy sure doesn't help. SasuNaru. Mature for language and adult situations in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,666 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 4,099 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bet chp 1 by september25 reviews
Noah is a senior in High School, out and proud, but has never been in love. A cute boy named Luke moves into his neighborhood and Noah's friends make a 'bet'. Will Noah have feelings for Luke or are they doomed from the start? Rated R-Mature. Plz review.
As the World Turns - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,742 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Complete
So There Was This Party, Right by WootYaoi reviews
Side-story to the So Series. Ino has terrifically bad timing, but luckily no one notices. It's time to set some things straight. Or not-straight. Either way. Involves drunk!Sasuke, suggestive!Naruto, and a delightful helping of awkard.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,551 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Spin the Bottle by FNCtheThird reviews
Someone inevitably starts a game of spin-the-bottle at every one of Kairi’s parties.And every time Sora's forced to participate.But this time is different.Partly because of the Silver-haired boy who's also playing.Partly because of the new no passig rule.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete
If I Ever See You Again by ReneyyySprouse reviews
Some kids are lucky enough to escape a kidnapping alive. Others aren't so lucky. So which group will Zack fall into when he is snatched after a hurtful dispute with Cody? And how will Cody react while his wish to be without Zack looks to be coming true?
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,690 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Zack M., Cody M. - Complete
So He's My Boyfriend, Right by WootYaoi reviews
Sequel to So There's This Guy, Right. Naruto has some issues he refuses to deal with, Sasuke can't make decisions, the parentals pose to be quite a problem, Itachi's still insane, Sakura still interferes and Shikamaru still doesn't care. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 203,005 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 4,311 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To be King by Monkeyface17 reviews
Prince Sasuke never expected to fall in love, least of all with his idiot servant. But as Sasuke and Naruto discover more about their past they ask themselves in a world shrouded in mystery and littered with dirty little secrets is there room to love?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,115 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Life Is a Highway by NavyBlueWings reviews
When Naruto hears Sasuke is moving across the country, he is really upset. Not willing to say goodbye just yet, he thinks of only one thing…ROAD TRIP! But what happens when you realize your best friend is..more than that? Three/four shot, Read and Reveiw!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,171 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
So There's This Guy, Right by WootYaoi reviews
HighSchool fic. Sasuke's POV. Sasuke has a lovehate relationship with a very confused Naruto, Itachi is a wee bit nutty, Sakura's not annoying, Gaara is a perve, Kakashi and Iruka like playing matchmaker and Tenten kicks-a*se. SasuNaru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,161 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fatherson Lessons by rowanashke reviews
Shikamaru has some questions. Shikaku has some problems. WARNING: GRAPHIC INCEST! Please don't read if that bothers you! INCEST, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Shikamaru N., Shikaku N. - Complete
Spork by Arina and Kai reviews
Ficlet. Slight RoyxEd. It's the weekend and Edward finds a very interesting object in the Rockbell's kitchen that he just HAS to tell the Colonel about. [We're back!]Rated for a small bit of swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Exiled by brevityofwit reviews
Shikamaru gets kicked out of his apartment for the weekend by his roommate and has to find a place to stay and ends up in Neji's place. What will happen next? Only time will tell... NejiShika with a hint of SasuNaru, ChoIno, ShinoKiba, and who knows what
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,077 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
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Because of His Hair reviews
Today begins my very weird, curious, and important quest, received as a dare during a game between a few teammates. I am to touch Sasuke Teme's hair and report the qualities that it possesses to the group. How hard can that be, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,532 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chapstick reviews
Here I was, on the top of a Ferris wheel, kissing Sasuke Uchiha. And here I was, liking it. SasuNaru! :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's A Date! reviews
Wow this is awful. Yeah. Don't read this. I need to rewrite like, everything, stat.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,112 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Chōji A., Ino Y.
I Guess You Like Hurting Me reviews
Nope, I don't know what I was doing with this. Don't read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,073 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Squeaky Chairs reviews
Some things are hard to do when your chair squeaks at the slightest movement. A/N: Short short SHORT oneshot. I haven't seen many ShikaNeji stories around? Masturbation fic. Enjoy?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Perfect Teeth reviews
(Don't read this) What if Sasuke and Naruto needed braces to get those perfect teeth of theirs? SasuNaru oneshot, The end is sudden, forgive me. But it's cute, Please read! minor NejiShika. EDIT IN PROGRESS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You know me so well reviews
Before they can go on the mission, Naruto has to find out what this "vital" thing is, that he has a gut feeling is missing from his pack. Can Sasuke help? ;D One shot. Short but sweetness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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