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Joined 10-20-08, id: 1721155, Profile Updated: 03-28-13
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hi & thanks for visiting my profile.

I've only got a couple of stories going at moment, but I am definately planning for more, but I am quite time poor so who knows how long it will take to finish the couple I have at the moment and start new ones.

Just to let you know, I am actually planning on re-writing the story 'Who Would've Thought?' as I read it now, and I dislike what my writing style used to be. To me it is poorly written and confusing, so definately planning on starting it again. But then again, Can't update very much, time poor remember? lol.

Hope you enjoy my stories :)

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The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4973 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
In My Wildest Dreams Part II: The Baby Years by mmldt reviews
Cupcake fic - continuation of "In My Wildest Dreams." Still rated M for language and sexual content.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 105,565 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Stephanie P., Joe M.
Hard to Concentrate by CGarman reviews
SEQUEL TO COFFEE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER! As marriage starts being the next step Bella and Edward decide to take a step back from the norm. Joy, heartache, and love! All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,053 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008
Looking Into Your Eyes by poisonedbirth reviews
Bella likes Edward. Edward's never met Bella, he's the most wanted boy in school. But what happens when they meet under the ball at a Masquerade Ball? BxE. All human. Give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
A Sincere Deception by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
A/H A/U. Badboy Edward and Hardcore Bella have a love/hate relationship. He loves her she 'hates' him. what happens when cupid wont give them a break? E/B Em/R J/A rated T for language. truth or dare, band gigs, and bad pick up lines! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 110,653 - Reviews: 2111 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3967 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Meeting the snob aka Edward Cullen by Your sweetest dream reviews
Edward Cullen is the new student at Forks High. He is the son of a rich lord in England. His father thinks he is a spoiled brat and after his latest trouble making, his father sends him off. Bella meets him in their psychology class and the sparks fly.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,589 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3212 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Wishes and Fantasies by NCIS agent reviews
What happens when a twilighter is sent back to 2005 and relives the books, and is adopted by the Cullens? Will she change anything? Can she help the Cullens so they all get their happy ending, and can she get back to her own time and place?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,517 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once upon a time on a reality show by AITWAWTICEWNY reviews
When Edward is made to go on a reality show to find a girlfriend, Alice makes his bestfriend of 18 years, Bella, be an undercover contestant to help him. But is she of much help? Nope. Unless you consider making out with him constantly, helping of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,211 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008
Freshmen by xMidnightlullaby reviews
Bella is a freshmen at dartmouth college rooming with alice, when wandering about the library one day she stumbles across the schools most popular player edward...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,908 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Evening Star by Akrakataastreifa reviews
When a new girl comes to town, it's cause for talk. When the new girl is 11,500 years old, interest levels are going to rise. When the new girl discovers a coven of vegetarian vampires, chaos is going to ensue. No duh...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,846 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008
Coffee Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by CGarman reviews
All Human. Bella is scared of love, and all things commitment. When Edward falls for her, her whole outlook on being with someone is turned up side down. Will Edward be able to break down her walls? Will she let him get close enough? Summary changed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,031 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
In My Wildest Dreams by mmldt reviews
Cupcake fic - rated M for language and sexual content.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 86 - Words: 183,198 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Stephanie P., Joe M. - Complete
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Playing With The Boys reviews
Set in 1918. Edward is an Army Commander, Bella is the not so girly girl that pretends to be a guy then joins the army, with the help of Alice of course. The army brings about a whole new bout of challenges, can she pull through? All human, canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,826 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Who Would've Thought? reviews
Bella moves to Forks after her Dad, chosen name Charlie, kills a couple of Buissnessmen. Bella is hiding a rather large secret from the Cullens, will they find out? Or will she keep her real identity a secret, for as long as she lives? Usual Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,011 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward